>game only has 1 guy and no continues

>game only has 1 guy and no continues

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't know what that means

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers love “rogue-likes” and amateur devs churn them by the thousands, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE HAIRLINE, NO FINASTERIDE??

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick calls lives guys?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-zoomers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im 37 and i always called them lives. never heard anyone call them guys, either. i remember this one stupid kid would call them continues though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tons of games used the exact word “continue(s)
          >ahaha that kid is moronic for using the language the developers themselves used
          Sounds like you’re the moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The life itself is not a continue though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a time where we spend most of our gaming life at the arcades, and kids called them different ways. Lives, continues, coins, even "1ups" when talking about the default set of lives.
          And yes, I've heard the "guy" thing at some point. Wasn't usual tho, more like a casual way of referring to the thing, but not that weird.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only ever heard James and Mike call them that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're also the only people i know to pronounce the word mountain like "mowdan"
        i think there's lead in pennsylvania water

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called an accent, sheltered moron lol
          Try transcribing most words a person from Jersey would say
          Proof the truthers are in fact turbo autists who only socialize with TV characters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard them call levels "boards" as well. Who in the frick has ever heard of someone calling a level a board?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's arcade lingo. Guess you're too young chudling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extra guys
      >extra mans
      >free mans
      >one ups

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extra bros. Bro power. Broseph. Chuck Norris. Bar Fightin. Bug Collection.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I call them "marios"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it was stupid too, but the only people I've ever heard do it are 35-50+ year old boomers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >james and mike are in their 40s
        It's all so mysterious bros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      'ey there's an extra guy at the top of this board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heard people call them "tries" in my language

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FREE MAN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Older people do that. I'm pretty sure I've heard this exact term in Futurama. It makes sense if you think of it in the context of a game like Space Invaders or Galaga where you keep sending in the same ship; you could interpret it as sending in a new guy in the same model of ship. That's how I thought of it when I was a kid at least.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, most games literally had a picture of the character followed by the number of lives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about the boomers that call levels and stages ''boards''?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean scenarios

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The correct term is 1 mans

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGGGGGGGGG
    >Slams back Rolling Rock
    >Shits all over Bugs Bunny's face

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread made me laugh

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from the context he is clearly saying wolf
    >it has always 100% sounded like woof to me
    Rare enough that it gets me every time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the wolf has a rounded vowel (/ʊ/)
      >lips are not rounded
      try again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You tell me.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been marathoning all of AVGN starting a few hours ago and now this thread appears.
    Creepy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is an AVGN thread every single day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. We have AVGN threads almost every day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this image blue?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had it selected when he screenshot it (instead of saving it regularly for some reason)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grab that copy of the first 100 uncensored episodes some anon posted here ages back
      >it's all 360p at best, some visible interlacing
      >but the only unadulterated versions available

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone has a link to that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was censored?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd on the censored versions?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for beta testing personal AI generated internet, courtesy of our overlords at ChatGPT. Before you ask, you cannot opt out of it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is 4 hours long

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOUR
      HOOOOOOUUUURSSSSSS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many dollars are in his wallet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's his name again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 hour fernando

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obnoxious homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mad Miguel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flustered Fernando

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aggravated Antonio

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad Attitude Bautista

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuming Fabio

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raging Raul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the irate gamer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a name

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pissed-off Pedro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AVGN marathon with diablo 2 classic
    I'm home bros.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans are all redditors

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the tiger games episode

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitpickleshitpickleshitpickle

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    very creepy

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was never a fan of angry joe

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BETRAYAL!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is him today. Feel old yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just shave it all off, just give up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it works with the gimmick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >see normal hairline
        >BRO JUST SHAVE IT OFF
        I swear you kids have just developed a fetish for baldness or some shit.

        >I was being moronic on purpose
        Raging at something you're completely wrong about is funny in a DSP kind of way, not for AVGN's style

        You realize AGVN is a character, right? It's not James Rolfe the man, it's a character in a comedy series. So-called "people" like you are the reason modern media villains have the depth of a saturday morning cartoon, because you think anything that happens in fiction is not only completely real, but also something that's completely endorsed and promoted by the writer and director.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >normal hairline
          A hairline should be 3 fingers width above the eyebrows, not a full hand.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this what zoomers actually believe?

            qrd on the censored versions?

            what was censored?

            Some music and added scenes from movies were removed and replaced for ad revenue, mario 3 had its entire The Wizard segment removed, the atari sex games episode doesn't exist in the official release anymore.
            I'd have to check, but I'd be surprised if the official releases and reuploads of ones like Castlevania 2 and Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde kept James calling things moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >normal hairline
          It goes almost halfway back his head and that's with it being a combover still.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >board only has one bonus guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >round has no extra 1mans

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the board has no extra guys or buffs, and the boss is tinkie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to beat the Nintendo tape by the next day
      >Cannot get past the last big dude because of his special move
      This isn't fair!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he ever learn you could stop the car and get out to shoot the roof snipers? Sometimes his older videos are hard to watch because some of his comments are based on first impression misconceptions. At least he corrected his moronic rant about not being able to use the health items. Not even saying the game is good but you just make yourself seem a lot less credible by getting basic shit wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did upload an updated version of that video

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know a lot of that he does on purpose right? These are comedy videos not made to be serious reviews

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was being moronic on purpose
        Raging at something you're completely wrong about is funny in a DSP kind of way, not for AVGN's style

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not for AVGN's style
          I know for a fact he did it in the tmnt video

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's admitted that in his earlier videos, sometimes he would play shitty on purpose to make the review funnier

            TMNT NES is legitimately and infamously difficult.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's admitted that in his earlier videos, sometimes he would play shitty on purpose to make the review funnier

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would finasteride have saved him?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a hidden password to get extra mens

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you zoomers call enemies "mobs", I feel the exact same level of disgust.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not zoomer lingo you moron. Have you ever played a MMO or dungeon crawler

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    douge won.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLACK MAN!
      WOMAN!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GET IN HERE
        >GET IN COSTUME
        >I'VE SEEN AN IRREGULARITY
        i think this is one of the funniest things zach has ever said

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did anyone ever like nostalgia critics skits? I always skipped right over them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know the avgn episode where he says
    >"why's it so slow? WHY'S IT SO ASS?"

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THUH CHEETAHMEN

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    James is more of a gamer then what Ganker will ever be
    >BUT...HE STOPPED PLAYING...LE GAMES
    Good. He knew gaming would go to shit in the modern day
    >BUT HE MADE FUN OF...LE PC GAMERS
    Good. They are mobile tier gays that got into gaming through WoW and only WoW

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only one who watches AVGN on Bilibili/Nicovideo more? The comments passing through the video really gives something else

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bilibili
      Enjoy your spyware

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else thinks the recent Indiana Jones episode was good solely because you can't see James' hairline under the hat?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was good because it tried to come off like the older episodes, with better editing, more camera angles and bits instead of a static couch shot interspersed with game footage. The only shitty part was the awful attempt at emulating lower quality game footage instead of just using the old recording method.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was the awful attempt at emulating lower quality game footage
        That was intentional? I assumed they had old ruined footage but still used it because they were too lazy to re-record it. It looked awful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          James mentioned it in a pinned comment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hat is the main reason why he did it.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At one point all games referred to them as Lifes

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