>Game teaches you that breaking controllers is therapeutic.

>Game teaches you that breaking controllers is therapeutic.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Just another example of Rare's exceptionally brilliant approach to video game creation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why NES Battletoads is so terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's you who's terrible at game, hmm?
        Not the devs who didn't care to test their game's difficulty and playability?
        The game is beatable. It doesn't matter if you have to eat lots of shit in process, just be good. That's the Rare principle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's beatable. It's just shit. They made a much better game in the arcades a couple of years later.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >generic button masher beat em up is better than the incredibly varied action game with some of the best graphics, gameplay and music on the nes.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly haven't played it

      https://i.imgur.com/U4XSKGM.jpg

      >Game teaches you that breaking controllers is therapeutic.

      this and snake rattle roll

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried so hard as a kid and this game would just frick my shit up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FRY THE MONSTER
    I remember the ice tracks are fricking rng chaos
    Like everything up to the desert is pretty passable then suddenly it's just wall of bullshit. Even with save states it's a chore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >save states
      ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing in an emulator means you never owned the cart
        You're weird.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do people even get mad at video games? I can't believe that shit is even real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectionism leads to anger when the game has other plans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you suck at games you should stop being a perfectionist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't suck at games, but good ones will frustrate.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, Rare's rough early NES titles and their bullshit.
    Cobra Triangle
    >that late-game boss that can only be beaten if you figure out a unique strategy that won't work anywhere else
    >the final boss where you have to be pretty much perfect in doing damage and not getting hit while being fully powered up, or you won't beat him before the timer runs out
    Solar Jetman
    >many levels can take an hour or two to clear, saving is done by a password that doesn't keep track of the items bought except the ship model(doesn't keep track of money either), later levels expect you to have a bunch of equipment to survive
    >last level(after 12, not 13) uses completely different physics, touching a wall is instant death now, and you only have 1 try no matter how many lives you entered with
    Captain Skyhawk
    >one-hit death shmup with few lives, tons of enemies shooting bullets everywhere, and a timer in the form of a fuel gauge you can't refill
    >every single level ends with a Top Gun-style flying segment where you have to shoot down enemy jets for bonus coins(only way to get them), followed by a landing segment where you have to land on a rotating slot which will kill you if you are even slightly off
    >final boss is stupid easy compared to even the first level
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    >adventure game that actively punishes you for exploring by constantly siccing the weasels on you
    >fricking huge world with only 5% actually worth visiting
    >platformer segments with poor controls
    >combat segments with a horrible combat system
    >a bullshit final boss built around that combat system

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that mine sweeping theme-

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was playing this yesterday for the first time. Why doesn’t the boat just use the helicopter rotors to fly around?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does it manage flight with rotors that have the diameter of a 45rpm record?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does it manage flight with rotors that have the diameter of a 45rpm record?

      real answer: its satire
      not real answer: the flight propeller mechanism has a low durability and isn't intended to be used for full time travel

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