they wanted to make everything as "realistic" as possible yet combat is just a shooting gallery where hundreds of mooks rush your chest high wall cover
combat is a side piece minigame
rdr2 did open world right though. it felt pretty amazing to explore, and for once just roaming around and running into shit to do was as fun as the missions. the world didn't feel like a giant setpiece for the story, which is a pretty huge accomplishment. i generally hate open worlds, including elden ring, but rdr2 felt great to play
RDR2 did nothing right, story was shit. set piece was unrealistic, Crimes commited are Hollywood movie huge. main character was huge whipping boy who deserved to die and had no personality.
yeah im playing it for the first time right now and im kinda pissed off i bought it.
i hate everybody in this game.
i hate arthur, he acts like an insufferable fricking idiot - i just cant cope with playing as this fricking moron. >dutch and the rest of the gang
i just wanna shoot all these fricking c**ts in the face, not even 1 god damn likable character in the whole frickin' game.
1 gang member just got shot in the fricking head by some greys, i was overjoyed when this happens.
here is how the default RDR2 game owner played it: >finish the snow tutorial >hunt a deer or a rabbit >forgot the game even exists >plays something else >recommends all his friends that RDR2 is a 100/100 game
what a bizarre, unrealistic scenario you've devised in your mind to justify the fact that people like a game you don't
4 months ago
Anonymous
>unrealistic scenario
its not unrealistic - thats exactly what i did.
if i spent 60$ on this trash fricking game i turned out to hate, i sure as shit will recommend it to everybody i know so they will all suffer with me. >some of them did buy it >they all hate it, too
trolling in real life is funny.
Very good point anon.
It's like there were two camps during development. One side wanted to make another mindless shooter and the other wanted to create a sim. Neither wanted to compromise so they just stitched together those two ideas and created such a disjointed mess.
i prefer rdr1 which was actually a fun game that didn't shit on the players attempts to have fun every single time they tried as if they somehow resented them for it
i don't know if they could have made rdr2 any more boring if they tried
even your own walking animation feels railroaded and out of your hands, like the game is playing itself for you, all you can do is point it in the right direction
>lettin a black feller so your wife? Well hell, dutch, if the old lady's havin fun who the hell am I to deny her that? I reckon the darkies got a bigger pecker than me anyways. Besides, we gotta pay em back for that whole slavery bidness we done to em. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son so I'll raise my wife's son whether he's black or white
Given all the movement has inertia the advantages of a controller are lost for that and you do a LOT of shooting in the game which makes the mouse a no-brainer choice.
I just finally grew tired of Rockstars formula that's all. It's still an incredible game. I never wanna play it again, I don't want to play the new GTA. They're all so similar to me now.
You don't actually know what ADD is like it seems. I have it and I can play RDR2 for hours. I get sucked in the hyperfixation zone and forget everything else.
not him but I went for an autism diagnosis and ended up diagnosed with ADHD too when I told the guy what my daily routine was like and my struggles with keeping up the most basic routine
it just doesnt exist.
one of those modern made up things like more than 2 genders. >moom moooooom i have ADHD! i like to do things!
lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I don’t actually know what ADHD is
4 months ago
Anonymous
i know it doesnt exist thats all i need to know about ADHD.
4 months ago
Anonymous
what do you mean it doesn’t exist? That its definition and criteria is arbitrary?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>lazy mothers who cant handle active children drug them up with ADHD medication so that the kid will shut the frick up and mommy can record her tik toks and only fans in peace while her kid stares at the wall high as a fricking kite
4 months ago
Anonymous
source?
4 months ago
Anonymous
your mom.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>NPC can't understand a concept they've not experienced first hand
many such cases
4 months ago
Anonymous
>please stop laughing at my imaginary illness
lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>my imaginary illness
I don't have ADHD 🙂
I'm just not a prisoner to my programming, nor am I a moron, so I'm capable of abstracting a concept of what someone else might be experiencing
4 months ago
Anonymous
>ADHD doesnt exist >but i can imagine how it would be like if it existed!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Nothing can exist unless I experience it myself
This must be such a hellscape to live inside, such a small little tiny bubble it must be, expand your horizons my fren, think outside the box, exert some 'actual' FREEDOM (of thought)
it plays exactly like gta 3 but with highly detailed superfluous shit like npcs hair grows in real time. I dont want a game with super realistic graphics if it plays like something i played back in 2001. its stagnant
>it plays exactly like gta 3 >it plays like something i played back in 2001
No it doesn't, you contrarian moron. GTA 3 was extremely open and sand-boxy, and let you be creative and allowed you to try different zany stuff and ways to complete/break missions.
RDR 2 plays exactly like GTA V, where the moment you step outside the cinematic on-rails sequence or try to do anything fun it's mission failed.
weeell you see this gal Sadie got a nice set of buttocks on 'er and I'm an ass enthusiast meself. I reckon the lady wouldn't mind riding my face like she rides her horse and if she happens to break wind who am I to complain, she prolly means no disrespect and she lost a husband after all.
RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.
It was the shittiest of the smelliest of all the turds, but wrapped with pretty graphics.
quite possibly the worst written game in the world, with the most unlikable characters ever written.
>80% of literally ALL the games dialogue is about: >blacks are abused by bad whitey >indians are abused by bad whitey >women are abused by bad whitey
there is a feminist parade mission.
and a whole series of "save the prosecuted indians" missions - best part - you cant even run through these missions.
the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes, while im forced to listen to dialogues how bad ebil whiteys are prosecuting the poor indians.
>arthur the dumbass homosexual is rampaging around america murdering people and saying killing is bad
when he said he's dying from the coof i thought: >good, just die already and let the game finish you insufferable homosexual
little did i know, that wasnt the end.
i had to press X for an hour and watch a house get built as John.
>but but but but this is a 100/100 game! >look at how horses shit melts snow!
>the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes
this was probably the most annoying thing about this game, it's so fricking heavily scripted
>follow me, orthor! >COME ON, ORTHOR! >look out, orthor, on the left! >on the right, orthor, take them out! >MOOOVE, ORTHOR! >can you shoot them, orthor? >MOVE YOUR FRICKING ASS, ORTHOR!
I had fun in the open world as scumbag Arthur robbin' and killin' folks, but then whenever I did a story mission where you commit crimes like rob a train the game gave me a game over for being violent or getting on the wrong fricking horse.
>lettin a black feller so your wife? Well hell, dutch, if the old lady's havin fun who the hell am I to deny her that? I reckon the darkies got a bigger pecker than me anyways. Besides, we gotta pay em back for that whole slavery bidness we done to em. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son so I'll raise my wife's son whether he's black or white
>open world with nothing to do but scripted "random" encounter sequences or hunting >linear missions that don't allow for any player creativity, been a problem since GTA5 >have so much money by the mid of the story that you aren't incentivized to rob anything >bounty system gets the whole city to shoot you for self-defense, witnesses show up out of nowhere
>have so much money by the mid of the story that you aren't incentivized to rob anything
this was so dumb especially since getting enough money was the whole point of the game
I remember having so much money at one point that the whole gang could easily afford a retirement in Tahiti yet the fricking dumbasses were struggling to rob a stagecoach for a few bucks
>yeah the game has moronic and fricking nonsense writing
we know, thats why so many people hate it and nobody finished it.
because its fricking moronic. >the camp is gone 1/3 into the game anyway >literally nothing to spend money on
no reason to get money at all in this stupid game.
RDR2 is a dreadfully boring movie game. Mind-numbingly boring.
RDR2 is unironically a game for old cuck-faced millennial manbabbys who no longer have the fast-twitch muscle and rapid hand-eye coordination of their youth, who are embarrassed to play video games in front of their 7 to 14 year old kids.
RDR2 is for the most causal of casual gamer. RDR2 is literally the "Participation Trophy" of video games. Rockstar should rebrand it: "RDR2: The Safe Space... For the Aging Cuck-faced Millennial Manbabby"
RDR2 gameplay summary: >time to mount my horse >and now I'm just going to mosey on over to there >and then I'm just going to mosey on over to there >and now, oh, howdy folks, don't mind me, I'm just going to mosey on over to there >yikes, a rabbit! >time to do some fishing >ahh, would you look at that wonderful sunset >welp, saddle up, it's time to mosey on over to there
>you gais, RDR2 is like GTA with horses
You cheugy old millennial Rockstar fanbois need to stop with that nonsense. At least be honest. RDR2 is like all the excitement and energy of bingo night at the senior center -- "B...6........D...4........A...2....". And this game isn't even a game. It is a movie occasionally interrupted by brief moments to act like a sight-seeing simulator. Worse is that the movie is as corny as it gets.
Yes, she's RDR 2's Poochie the Dog. Damn I wonder why John didn't mention this badass trailblazing STRONG FEMALE gunfighter that literally taught him how to hunt bounties at all in RDR 1
The fact that it's a backwards-written prequel with loads of throwaway characters that have absolutely no relevance to RDR 1 really drags it down more than people care to admit
they wanted to make everything as "realistic" as possible yet combat is just a shooting gallery where hundreds of mooks rush your chest high wall cover
The thing I kept remembering was that Wyatt Earp killed at absolute maximum thirty people.
combat is a side piece minigame
rdr2 did open world right though. it felt pretty amazing to explore, and for once just roaming around and running into shit to do was as fun as the missions. the world didn't feel like a giant setpiece for the story, which is a pretty huge accomplishment. i generally hate open worlds, including elden ring, but rdr2 felt great to play
RDR2 did nothing right, story was shit. set piece was unrealistic, Crimes commited are Hollywood movie huge. main character was huge whipping boy who deserved to die and had no personality.
yeah im playing it for the first time right now and im kinda pissed off i bought it.
i hate everybody in this game.
i hate arthur, he acts like an insufferable fricking idiot - i just cant cope with playing as this fricking moron.
>dutch and the rest of the gang
i just wanna shoot all these fricking c**ts in the face, not even 1 god damn likable character in the whole frickin' game.
1 gang member just got shot in the fricking head by some greys, i was overjoyed when this happens.
i cant refund it anymore and its making me angry.
Hosea is cool but he's also the only remotely normal guy. Javier seems fine too I guess.
>bought
pirate still doesnt work, crashes after 5 minutes in the snow tutorial.
It does work. Might need to get the latest crack update (el amigos has it) but I can assure you the pirate version works.
here is how the default RDR2 game owner played it:
>finish the snow tutorial
>hunt a deer or a rabbit
>forgot the game even exists
>plays something else
>recommends all his friends that RDR2 is a 100/100 game
what a bizarre, unrealistic scenario you've devised in your mind to justify the fact that people like a game you don't
>unrealistic scenario
its not unrealistic - thats exactly what i did.
if i spent 60$ on this trash fricking game i turned out to hate, i sure as shit will recommend it to everybody i know so they will all suffer with me.
>some of them did buy it
>they all hate it, too
trolling in real life is funny.
They didn't want to make it realistic, they wanted it to a be immersive and a playable open world movie.
mission kills are not canon except in a few instances
Very good point anon.
It's like there were two camps during development. One side wanted to make another mindless shooter and the other wanted to create a sim. Neither wanted to compromise so they just stitched together those two ideas and created such a disjointed mess.
i prefer rdr1 which was actually a fun game that didn't shit on the players attempts to have fun every single time they tried as if they somehow resented them for it
i don't know if they could have made rdr2 any more boring if they tried
even your own walking animation feels railroaded and out of your hands, like the game is playing itself for you, all you can do is point it in the right direction
Exactly this. I loved the first game. Second game was such a boring slog to play
>lettin a black feller so your wife? Well hell, dutch, if the old lady's havin fun who the hell am I to deny her that? I reckon the darkies got a bigger pecker than me anyways. Besides, we gotta pay em back for that whole slavery bidness we done to em. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son so I'll raise my wife's son whether he's black or white
should I play it with k+m or pad?
k+m
Given all the movement has inertia the advantages of a controller are lost for that and you do a LOT of shooting in the game which makes the mouse a no-brainer choice.
Sounds good. Fortnite actually has fun gameplay so why not.
I just finally grew tired of Rockstars formula that's all. It's still an incredible game. I never wanna play it again, I don't want to play the new GTA. They're all so similar to me now.
Adult diaper dillema?
You don't actually know what ADD is like it seems. I have it and I can play RDR2 for hours. I get sucked in the hyperfixation zone and forget everything else.
>I have it
How did you learn/figure out you have it anon?
not him but I went for an autism diagnosis and ended up diagnosed with ADHD too when I told the guy what my daily routine was like and my struggles with keeping up the most basic routine
ADHD doesnt exist, anon.
elaborate
it just doesnt exist.
one of those modern made up things like more than 2 genders.
>moom moooooom i have ADHD! i like to do things!
lol
>I don’t actually know what ADHD is
i know it doesnt exist thats all i need to know about ADHD.
what do you mean it doesn’t exist? That its definition and criteria is arbitrary?
>lazy mothers who cant handle active children drug them up with ADHD medication so that the kid will shut the frick up and mommy can record her tik toks and only fans in peace while her kid stares at the wall high as a fricking kite
source?
your mom.
>NPC can't understand a concept they've not experienced first hand
many such cases
>please stop laughing at my imaginary illness
lol
>my imaginary illness
I don't have ADHD 🙂
I'm just not a prisoner to my programming, nor am I a moron, so I'm capable of abstracting a concept of what someone else might be experiencing
>ADHD doesnt exist
>but i can imagine how it would be like if it existed!
>Nothing can exist unless I experience it myself
This must be such a hellscape to live inside, such a small little tiny bubble it must be, expand your horizons my fren, think outside the box, exert some 'actual' FREEDOM (of thought)
it plays exactly like gta 3 but with highly detailed superfluous shit like npcs hair grows in real time. I dont want a game with super realistic graphics if it plays like something i played back in 2001. its stagnant
>it plays exactly like gta 3
>it plays like something i played back in 2001
No it doesn't, you contrarian moron. GTA 3 was extremely open and sand-boxy, and let you be creative and allowed you to try different zany stuff and ways to complete/break missions.
RDR 2 plays exactly like GTA V, where the moment you step outside the cinematic on-rails sequence or try to do anything fun it's mission failed.
Painscat Torment
leave those cats alone
>game that filtered
you know it's probably the most casual fricking game that ever existed, right?
I know people who don't play games and even they liked this shit
>The Outlaw Josey Wales but is 10hrs long instead of 2
The storms in the game are real nice though.
Damn, Sadie is built like THAT?
wouldn't mind to get lost in one of her brap storms if you catch my drift fellers
I don't rightly follow you there partner
weeell you see this gal Sadie got a nice set of buttocks on 'er and I'm an ass enthusiast meself. I reckon the lady wouldn't mind riding my face like she rides her horse and if she happens to break wind who am I to complain, she prolly means no disrespect and she lost a husband after all.
RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.
It was the shittiest of the smelliest of all the turds, but wrapped with pretty graphics.
quite possibly the worst written game in the world, with the most unlikable characters ever written.
>80% of literally ALL the games dialogue is about:
>blacks are abused by bad whitey
>indians are abused by bad whitey
>women are abused by bad whitey
there is a feminist parade mission.
and a whole series of "save the prosecuted indians" missions - best part - you cant even run through these missions.
the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes, while im forced to listen to dialogues how bad ebil whiteys are prosecuting the poor indians.
>arthur the dumbass homosexual is rampaging around america murdering people and saying killing is bad
when he said he's dying from the coof i thought:
>good, just die already and let the game finish you insufferable homosexual
little did i know, that wasnt the end.
i had to press X for an hour and watch a house get built as John.
>but but but but this is a 100/100 game!
>look at how horses shit melts snow!
frick off.
nobody actually finished RDR2, either.
didnt like literally 80% of people uninstall after the snow tutorial.
>the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes
this was probably the most annoying thing about this game, it's so fricking heavily scripted
>follow me, orthor!
>COME ON, ORTHOR!
>look out, orthor, on the left!
>on the right, orthor, take them out!
>MOOOVE, ORTHOR!
>can you shoot them, orthor?
>MOVE YOUR FRICKING ASS, ORTHOR!
>people hate him because he spoke the truth
accurate.
I had fun in the open world as scumbag Arthur robbin' and killin' folks, but then whenever I did a story mission where you commit crimes like rob a train the game gave me a game over for being violent or getting on the wrong fricking horse.
game would be perfect if they deleted the entire campaign
Omgooodness, this game is palworlds, isn't it? Palworld is just every game, candidly, and this is definitely palworld
>ADD
Autism Denial Disorder?
Autism defrenulation disease*
>lettin a black feller so your wife? Well hell, dutch, if the old lady's havin fun who the hell am I to deny her that? I reckon the darkies got a bigger pecker than me anyways. Besides, we gotta pay em back for that whole slavery bidness we done to em. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son so I'll raise my wife's son whether he's black or white
>open world with nothing to do but scripted "random" encounter sequences or hunting
>linear missions that don't allow for any player creativity, been a problem since GTA5
>have so much money by the mid of the story that you aren't incentivized to rob anything
>bounty system gets the whole city to shoot you for self-defense, witnesses show up out of nowhere
>witnesses show up out of nowhere
why do people keep saying this? how are you so bad you get filtered by a fricking npc in a rockstar game?
>why do people keep saying this?
Because it's true?
it's not and you can't prove it is
Then start arguing gay.
you brought it up homosexual you prove your point
>have so much money by the mid of the story that you aren't incentivized to rob anything
this was so dumb especially since getting enough money was the whole point of the game
I remember having so much money at one point that the whole gang could easily afford a retirement in Tahiti yet the fricking dumbasses were struggling to rob a stagecoach for a few bucks
That is the entire point of Dutch's character development.
>yeah the game has moronic and fricking nonsense writing
we know, thats why so many people hate it and nobody finished it.
because its fricking moronic.
>the camp is gone 1/3 into the game anyway
>literally nothing to spend money on
no reason to get money at all in this stupid game.
RDR2 is a dreadfully boring movie game. Mind-numbingly boring.
RDR2 is unironically a game for old cuck-faced millennial manbabbys who no longer have the fast-twitch muscle and rapid hand-eye coordination of their youth, who are embarrassed to play video games in front of their 7 to 14 year old kids.
RDR2 is for the most causal of casual gamer. RDR2 is literally the "Participation Trophy" of video games. Rockstar should rebrand it: "RDR2: The Safe Space... For the Aging Cuck-faced Millennial Manbabby"
RDR2 gameplay summary:
>time to mount my horse
>and now I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>and then I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>and now, oh, howdy folks, don't mind me, I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>yikes, a rabbit!
>time to do some fishing
>ahh, would you look at that wonderful sunset
>welp, saddle up, it's time to mosey on over to there
>you gais, RDR2 is like GTA with horses
You cheugy old millennial Rockstar fanbois need to stop with that nonsense. At least be honest. RDR2 is like all the excitement and energy of bingo night at the senior center -- "B...6........D...4........A...2....". And this game isn't even a game. It is a movie occasionally interrupted by brief moments to act like a sight-seeing simulator. Worse is that the movie is as corny as it gets.
I just got to chapter 3 and done Sadie's first mission.
Does she stay an annoying b***h for the whole game?
Yes, she's RDR 2's Poochie the Dog. Damn I wonder why John didn't mention this badass trailblazing STRONG FEMALE gunfighter that literally taught him how to hunt bounties at all in RDR 1
it's acually insane how much seethe RDR2 generates
just simply stating
>i enjoyed RDR2
will incite an absolute SHITHSTORM of bizarre, inexplicable, unsolicited rage
can we see the shitstorm seethe and rage? where is it?
i know you have ADHD like all militant RDR2 detractors, but come on. the threads right in front of you.
ADHD doesnt exist.
Truly the game of our time
The fact that it's a backwards-written prequel with loads of throwaway characters that have absolutely no relevance to RDR 1 really drags it down more than people care to admit
i got filtered by horrible writing
only trannies and women love rdr2