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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i get understand the pillow but wtf is this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        boogers. I used to have a wall just like it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I throw them on the ground and they disappear from existence

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black mold. Anon needs to get himself some white vinegar and scrub that shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its asmongolds bleeding gum wall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder

      https://streamable.com/9h4ixe

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hand towels started getting yellow stains on the part where I wash my hands out of nowhere. My only guess is that my facial moisturizer isn't getting completely washed off my hands before I dry them.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that sweat or what? i wake up to blood on my pillow sometimes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's sweat, and you're probably just having nosebleeds in your sleep

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sweat and grease and whatever.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and whatever

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you live like this without going insane from the amount of bugs it'd spawn that alone even if I was the laziest piece of shit would get me to pick up all the trash in the room

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My room looked like this for more than a year at some point and I never had any bugs. I live in apartment though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really wish I lived in a different ecosystem. Why do people who do this get to live without bugs while I find big boys every now and then?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen a roach in my country, sorry anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk where you live but simply installing bug nets on all windows helped me

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might try this out. I already put plastic mesh under the vents and I think that helped some.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i live in alberta
          >too cold for venomous insects and animals
          >climate too harsh for bugs to get big
          >genocided the rat population decades ago, so no rats
          the trade off is, you have to live in canada. so most prefer the venomous insects

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live filthier than that and barely ever see bugs. I occasionally one of those tiny little fruit flies flying around, I just smush it with my hands.

        People are brainwashed. I don't bathe for 6-12 months, doesn't cause any problems.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the smell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      comfy 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her.

      How do you live like this without going insane from the amount of bugs it'd spawn that alone even if I was the laziest piece of shit would get me to pick up all the trash in the room

      Living dirty doesn't magically spawn bugs, it just provides them a good living space.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h needs mating press correction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is fricking dire

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks cozy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's something very primal and very comfy about going full pigmode. I do eventually clean up, but living like a goon in a sty is quite a rush. Usually my piss jugs and plates start to stank too much after a while and I clean up, my record is probably 2 months

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleaned out an absconded housemate's room like this just yesterday. Shit-nappies included. What seemed strangest was her 30 or so the gatorade, sprite and water bottles with ~150ml in the bottom, like seriously just finish your fricking drink. Also passport, 2 laptops, 2 phones, 2 bank cards, electric scooter. 200 chewing gums randomly stuck all over every random object.

      How do you live like this without going insane from the amount of bugs it'd spawn that alone even if I was the laziest piece of shit would get me to pick up all the trash in the room

      I think the filth sort of dries and fossilizes and even the vermin are disgusted and uninterested at that point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >200 chewing gums randomly stuck all over every random object
        how do you even clean this in a reasonable amount of time?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else just sleep without a pillow? I don't think I've used a pillow since I was 10 or so. I generally tend to just lie face down on the mattress.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped using a pillow a few months back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unreal! You must be some kind of freak!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >face down
      Try lying on your back, it's much better for you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hug my pillow is that weird

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're just looking for a way to find a comfortable temperature

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also sleep on my stomach but I use a pillow to prop up my upper chest area

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you breef

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why pillow be orang

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons dont change their pillow cover ans allow their grease to seep into it. Quite disgusting, very cringe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        cover

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Josh why do you need attention from strangers?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the vidya equivalent of the yellow pillow Ganker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poop sock

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't buy a new pillow since I moved out. I just took them from home. But I'm a grown man and realized they're like 6 bucks at target so replaced mine.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YELLOW PILLOWS LE BAD EVEN DOE YOU PUT THEM IN A COVER ANYWAY

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do men really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I don't need a full floor carpet like that. Get that bloat out of here.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, the cum pillow stock image

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cum box if you're a redditor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that thing growing in it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ultimate lifeform

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a smashed rotten bell pepper

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it's more flavorful

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live clean
    >no bug problems ever, not after inclimate weather or anything
    >suddenly tiny flies
    >still more after I kill a bunch
    Where the frick are they coming from

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you cleared any spider webs in your room you dun goofed
      Spiders are bros. They hide away and eat all your flies. I cleared up some of their webs in my ceiling corners once and had flies for weeks after, never again my lil bros

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spiders are based, no poisonous ones where I live either. I always let them keep their webs unless they get in the way.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've left the spiders alone, they're chill but there also aren't enough bugs to sustain them

        your garbage, throw it away faster.open fruit is a mess

        I emptied the trash before the flies started showing up. And if it were an issue of my trash they should've shown up months ago since I'm not throwing anything different out. My only guess is that they're getting in through the drain or HVAC for some reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      your garbage, throw it away faster.open fruit is a mess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any indoor plants? They live in the moist soil and are basically impossible to get rid of without some soil specific killer and repotting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pour lots boiling water down all of your drains

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, if they're tiny little things you need to clean your drains.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fruit flies or fungus gnats? The solution for fruit flies is obvious. Fungus gnats are harder, their larva feeds off of plant roots and fungus growing in very moist soil. You could try lightly spraying soap water on the soil of your house plants for a few weeks, it should kill them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a bit of apple cider vinegar in a cup or bowl, put cling film over the top and then poke tiny holes into it. Theyre fruit flies, this shit will kill them if theyre around.

      You need to throw trash out faster. Theres no helping this but they are also attracted to green/yellow hues.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bedframes are oppression

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize that feather pillows are machine washable, right?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the pillow thing, can someone explain it to a moron please.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a soft cushion that provides head support while you sleep on your side. Most humans find it comfortable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you dumb it down, Einstein.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead skin and sweat suffuse into your pillow. This isn't much of a problem unless you don't wash your pillow covers regularly. If you don't it'll start to seep into the pillow itself.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *invades your house*
    Every summer for the past 3 years, what am I doing wrong?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're giving them food somewhere.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, summer is just a time where bugs go crazy either with population booms or migrating. Get the ant killer out and go oppenheimer

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