Headphones don't cause balding and that poster is a pseudoscience moron, but the "proper" way to wear headphones is to let it clamp onto the sides of your head, not have the band resting on your skull
Yes but most people rest the entire weight of the headphones on their head, which isn't how you're supposed to wear it. The cushion is there to lightly rest on your head and let it glide, not bear the entire weight of the cans. If your cans can't clamp onto your head, then they're probably low quality and should be replaced.
Well this is true. I used to rest my arms on my knees while taking a shit to the point it would go red. At some point the leg hair in that area stopped growing. But with that said, I don't know how you can wear headphones that tightly.
Check out Keeps if you're too lazy/insecure to get the medicine yourself. They'll send it to your home and you never have to talk to anyone. Either gonna be on finastride or minox depending on what kinda balding you got going on. No reason to let yourself go bald when there are options out there.
You homosexuals will claim all these esoteric moronic things make you go bald when it's simply too much sugar in your diet that is causing your baldness. It really is that simple.
>friction rubbing the top of your scalp caused by headphones causes loss of hair
At least look this shit up moron, of course bad diets, bad genes, ect. cause baldness. You going "hohoho it's not this but this" when it's both the case is just you being an imbecile
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't understand the difference in the scientific method of an argument proven true through research, review and study vs vague anecdotal "it happened to me mate so it must be true innit"
I used to have an Afro but I just shaved it all off anyways cause having hair is annoying as frick, but I know there are some people who really care about their hair and I don't want them to lose it needlessly
i always for get to clean my ear for weeks
hasnt impeded my hearing but still i bet it looks gross
you can clean the earwarx by washing your inner ear with hot water. after enough time the ear wax gets soft enough that it simply flows from the ear with the water and you get completely clean ears
Im not full semi-balding yet but I can feed my hairline moving back. Once I start getting full blown baldspots Im just full shaving.
Also I use IEMs but I mean I don't dig them that deep into my ear nor do I ever blast my volume so I think Im fine
Clip ons or w/e are just too uncomfortable for me but yeah they do seem like the most healthy solution
My brother in Christ, just shave the whole thing. Don't be one of those dudes who walk around with a wispy strip of nothing around a perfectly smooth eggshell pate.
My brother in Christ, just shave the whole thing. Don't be one of those dudes who walk around with a wispy strip of nothing around a perfectly smooth eggshell pate.
I usually do shave it all, but I’m too lazy to do it every other day so I stubble up a bit
it's a very desireable trait in a woman
nah not really it's rarity makes it more closer to a fetish if anything
anyway you can fix that if you want
there's a procedure for it
Yes
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I usually do shave it all, but I’m too lazy to do it every other day so I stubble up a bit
Go back to your creepy murdershack you small dick fat frick
>Go back
I’m already here though
bros why is eveyrone shitting on him
bro, try and lose weight, you'll look great man, don't do this to yourself
I let myself go too man, I've been there, don't fukcing do this to yourself bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
He clearly takes no care of himself you can tell that by the yellow Chiclet like teeth. Nobody really doesn't like him they just think he could do better for himself
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wasn’t always like this. I won’t always be like this either.
>24 >if not for the lack of crows feet and slightly babyish face you look 37 instead
No wonder late 20s guys grow bears because they can't shed their baby face look unless they actively abuse their bodies. I'd rather look young still than 10+ years older over some shitty macho cred.
>No wonder late 20s guys grow bears because they can't shed their baby face look unless they actively abuse their bodies. I'd rather look young still than 10+ years older over some shitty macho cred.
Twink cope you will never b manly
How long does it take you to find your wiener in the mound of fat that swallowed it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m constantly pulling my dick out of the fat mound when I’m wearing jeans. It’s like my dick becomes uncircumcised and sometimes it hurts because I have to forcefully pull the dick out of the foreskin, other fat anons may relate to this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Clean your fricking mirror and you might as well take some skittles and become a woman, you already have such a small wiener that it's basically an oversized clit and you already have breasts so slap a wig on and you're practically Jim Sterling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s not a mirror it’s a crt tv and I’ll never be a women
Why not lose weight?
I actually have lost significant weight since what I looked like a year ago
2 years ago
Anonymous
Good to hear. I hope you keep losing weight! Every time I stumble across your pictures in a thread you always make me laugh, wouldn't want to fricking dying because you're a fat b***h, Anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thank you and I’m glad you enjoy my company. I probably won’t be as funny anymore when I’m not fat but maybe I’ll feel better
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't give up fat anon, we can all make it together one small gain per day.
Never gonna make it comes from Ganker where it's like "you'll never reach your goals if you don't do this thing"
It's since been overused as a meme so it just means "haha you do dumb thing"
Check out Keeps if you're too lazy/insecure to get the medicine yourself. They'll send it to your home and you never have to talk to anyone. Either gonna be on finastride or minox depending on what kinda balding you got going on. No reason to let yourself go bald when there are options out there.
I mean, if beating off for 4 hours until you ejaculate is your thing then by all means. That stuff stays in your system for a very long time, just be careful.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. There's always celibacy...or men, I guess.
>celibacy
That's what I did until I was 23 because I intended to remain celibate for life, because I did not want my life to be ruined by women after how much suffering they had caused me for my entire life starting at childhood, and to all the other men I know.
I made the mistake of getting into a relationship, got manipulated and abused and controlled, even physically assaulted by her, and when I finally got sick of it she just falsely accused ME of domestic violence even though she's the one who repeatedly assaulted me, and I had evidence that I had called the cops on her about it before. But the judge was, of course, a man-hating feminist c**t who arbitrarily ruled against me without even explaining why or considering my evidence.
That's not even half of it because then my dumb ass confessed to the love of my life who was my english teacher in highschool, slept with her, then she turned out to be a heartless c**t too and ripped my heart out after telling me I'm too sensitive, emotionally needy, and self-pitying about getting falsely accused and thrown on the street by the cops.
So yeah, finasteride sounds like a win-win if it castrates me
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's what you get for engaging in premarital relationships. You think it was a joke?
2 years ago
Anonymous
That is just unrealistic these days, man. I wanted to believe in that but it would never happen for me. I am an attractive and fit guy, but there's no way I'll find something like that.
I didn't even want sex, I actually just wanted someone to love and care about me.
My dad's been trying to get me into rogain but it just gives me 2 months of shedding and then annoying itching, I stopped because I had an allergy problem due to another issue but I'm thinking If I go back, I might go for the foam one, should be easier and not cause as much itchyness
>My dad's been trying to get me into rogain
Some companies have different ways that it's applied. Sounds like you were rubbing it on your scalp which a lot of people find horribly itchy. You can get a pill instead of having to apply it topically.
>Keeps
frick off shill
Not shilling shit. It's a lot cheaper if you get it from any ePharmacy or at the store yourself buying generic.
Yeah, might consider that
I have a weird situation where I gave my grandparents my room for their stay time, and during that time where I was using the guest room, I was already using Rogain's oil and it was perfectly fine for those 2 months, but then once I actually got back to my old room my grandparents were using, I had a horrible itcchy allergy attack. Looks like they had something in their luggage that my body is allergic too which is weird. So I had to stop taking the rogaine in the first place. Still might go back to it slowly to make sure I don't get itchy again now that i finished taking the steroid my doctor prescripted and felt better.
>Why not just buy that shit yourself and save a load of money not being signed up to some bullshit subscription service?
You should. I mentioned Keeps because it's really easy for anons who haven't already tried the medicine to just order it from home.
>have thinning hair >start wearing headset >see increase in balding in spot where band comes in contact with scalp
I don't think headsets will cause balding, but I think it may accelerate balding in people with predispoitions to balding.
leaning forward will frick your neck
youll know you have it when you feel erratic sharp short pains every now and then from being in a bad neck posture
male hair loss will always be about dht sensitivity. other factors may make the process of shedding faster or slower, but the reason why your follicles get smaller and smaller is due to dht sensitivity.
DHT isn't regular testosterone, it's a biproduct that gets exponentially higher in concentration as you get older, and it causes balding and prostate issues.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7271365/
study was from 1981 so take it with a grain of salt, but >T and DHT rose significantly after oral administration of zinc, as did the sperm count.
wow dude you have to use some cheap hair dye once every couple of months that must be really hard totally comparable to balding ruining your entire life
If someone would only love you because you had a full head of hair, that's not real love.
If my wife got chemo or something and lost all her hair, I'd still love her. And I don't think that's an uncommon sentiment.
Anon, is your hair really the thing women can find attractive about you? Men seem to severely overestimate how much women care about hair, doesn't matter if you had the best locks, they'll still pick Dwayne johnson over you
And he's handsome and buff and charismatic and funny and all the things that made him a millionaire in the first place. Millionaire is like the least of the equation
my cousin is 17 and has lots of grey hairs, his father is bald and the men on his mom's side are bald too so it's not looking too hot for him.
I hope for him that he got his paternal grandpas genes because he still has a full at like 75.
Women do go through this shit. Women 35+ cake on tons of makeup unless they already looked 'beautiful' naturally which is a small percentage. Otherwise most women bloat up, or their faces start getting lines/wrinkles all over so they try to hide it the best they can.
they do
just the difference is that all a woman has to do to make it to retirement is have sex one or two times
then some dude is legally required to pay all her bills for 18~50 years while she gets to sit at home and enjoy the NEET life
Women age much worse than men though
Look at George Clooney versus Jennifer connelly
Both sex icons and one [george] looks exactly rhe same and Jennifer looks awful.
That has a lot to do with women caking themselves in makeup so no one ever sees what they actually look like. Also guys don't want to frick hags. Men's attractiveness comes from their bare features so it ages better.
>Jennifer looks awful
No she fricking does not? she is one of the only few women who didn't hit the wall yet lol... funny that you moron use her as your example when there are million others who look way worse
By that logic, all research in the USA with government grants ought to be unimpeachable.
I wonder why a casino would be doing research on the horrible things playing games in your home and spending no money on flashing lights and blaring bells while drinking overpriced drinks in a factory of human sadness.
>always trained my posture straight from the moment on that I became a PC gamer back in early 2009 >rarely ever used headphones, always used speakers >have pair of dt-880s that I never use
Why the frick don't people use bookshelves or better at their desk?
Before the dt-880s I had a pair of those superlux 668b or whatever and those actually hurt my head and I had long hair back then (and still do)
It runs on my dad's side of the family. All big Irish/German dudes with big heads that started going bald by 35. I've accepted my fate for a long time now t b h
I hear the same shit about stuff like accutane too. It sucks because it seems like all of these things could help but the downsides outweigh the positives and I don't have the patience or courage to try to last in between the final result.
Finasteride/Propecia is what kills your dick, it's also the only proven drug to block DHT/cures male pattern baldness. Minox/Rogain is just a thickening agent.
My hair is thinning, I'm big and strong naturally, I have a big dick, I'm
covered in body hair, I impregnated my wife after only my second try, but my beard is still sparce and scraggly like a teenager's.
Explain this shit.
Balding is 100% genetic. My dad is bald and started balding in his early 20s, my hair has been thinning since my 20s. Eventually it will get so thin on top that I'm just going to shave it.
lol no it isn't moron
my dad and grandfather did the whole "balding in their 20's" thing but I'm 35 and I got a full head of hair still
the difference between them and I is that I didn't spend half my life drinking and smoking, as well as getting into car crashes every other year
you are wrong. It's genetics and you can get lucky with it or not. Why can't people ever just admit they're wrong anymore? What's with the misplaced pride?
We live in a world where it is fine to ridicule people by their birth given genetics (unless you are black, or a woman) but saying mean things to fat people is hate speech.
I have only ever tastes beer once and never smoked. Also I can run a marathon, how about you? Do you also tell african kids to cope because you got better spawn than them?
My dad drank, smoked and lived such an unhealthy diet he had a stroke, yet he has a full head of hair. I did none of those and am on my way to being bald as frick by 40. It's literally genetics.
Just use a microroller once a month. Don't take unnecessary drugs. Especially ones that actively ruin another part of your body in exchange for helping another.
>Needing a dermatologist to tell you how to use a roller
moron
Are those expensive? They are called dermarollers right? And do they work without minox just as well? Also which length of needles do you use?
0.5mm derma roller on amazon, roll it up and down 5 times each way then horizontally then diagonally left and diagonally right, 5 times each way. it feels like sunburn you only want to do it once a week really. Don't move it to the next area whilst its against your skin or you're going to frick yourself up.
if youre going to use a derma roller - stay out of the sun
itll frick your skin up proper if youve rolled and then exposed your rolled skin to the sun
also do your research to avoid other negative health effects that can occur from using it on your skin
You really think a piece of plastic on your head will change the shape your skull??
Thinking about it quite seriously now.
I'm still norwood two but it's just not fricking stopping, no matter what I throw at it.
If I go wig, I obviously cannot get intimate with a woman anymore in my lifetime.
Can I get some advice? Is it still worth it to hold on to hope or just buy a wig?
>midwits morons don't realize that there's no proper explanation for balding and that we don't know the mechanism of balding >so they go on and scream at op as a self defense mechanism for their habits
I hate being surrounded by 120iq midwit vermin everywhere.
Thinking about it quite seriously now.
I'm still norwood two but it's just not fricking stopping, no matter what I throw at it.
If I go wig, I obviously cannot get intimate with a woman anymore in my lifetime.
Can I get some advice? Is it still worth it to hold on to hope or just buy a wig?
I'm more concerned about the gamer grooves in my pants and on my chair. Even my colleagues are commenting this because for some reason the gamer groove is getting visible through my pants too. I'm talking about brown leakage no matter how hard I try to clean up my ass. It's due to gaming too much, it does something to your rectum.
Anal fissures/hemorrhoids from sitting too much? Get a standing desk. Home Depot's adjustable height workshop bench is functionally identical and much cheaper alternative to actual standing desks.
Will be 27 next month
Hair is 3 years long
Hairline's been slowly maturing for like most of the past 5 or so years, still not yet at a norwood 2 although I noticed my corners are probably going to continue to thin
The shape it looks like it wants to go to looks respectable
I've been using anti-thinning shampoo twice a week for years since end of uni stress made my roots mega weak and I coped by pulling hair, I also do supplements daily and microneedling with some oils occasionally
I really just need to cut back on drinking, DUDE and stressing out
Honestly, I want to go back to about 1 year's length, because it presents my curls better and doesn't pull down on my scalp as much, also detangling can be a fricking b***h and I get punished regularly for skipping a day
Also 24, also got my hair down to almost the middle of my back, dark and thick as frick, I'm enjoying it until my father's bald genetics catches up to me
No I am no trans
>22 >was forced to cut my hair during high school because i was stuck in this shitty christian school >i_wasn't_even_christian.wmv >start growing my hair a month before i graduate >fast forward to now, hair pretty damn close to my nipples >father and brother are bald >my hair's thinning
I use Palmer's Coconut Oil Shampoo, Conditioner, and Leave in Conditioner, plus Mielle Rosemary & Mint Oil. Why did I have to be cursed with such shit genetics bros?
Checking in with 25 inches. I don't know how to style this shit anymore and the lack of volume in the scalp after a few days without a wash irritates me.
>go outside >people do absolutely nothing but harass you over the way you look
Wow my life is better now. What an enlightening experience. Thank you wise anon.
None of the variants matter. Lockdown lasted from 3/17/20 to 5/15/20. COVID was 100% over after May 15th, 2020.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know about the stillgoing death rates
oh nononono
2 years ago
Anonymous
>caring about boomers and fatties
2 years ago
Anonymous
>caring about zoomers and skeletons
2 years ago
Anonymous
But the latest variant clinically proved anti-vaxers correct. Why shouldn't that variant matter?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Correct about what? Explain yourself or don't just say stuff like that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not him but probably something about the COVID vaccines being a massive scam and they do literally nothing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The omicron 5 variant is extremely vaccine resistant. There's supposedly new vaccines coming out for it this fall. But if you get the vaccine out right now you are barely protecting yourself against the most prevalent strain of covid going around right now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>new vaxxxx
How does it feel to be a moron?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What? How does new vaccines coming out make someone a moron?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you think people have been taking this whole time? You think they kept bringing out new vaxxes even though everyones still getting covid? Lmao, fricking sheep. I for one am glad you're removing yourself from the gene pool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There haven't been any new vaccines out because the current ones have been effect enough against it. Now that the current ones aren't effective they are moving to make new ones, yes.
And I'm not vaccinated so I don't know what you're going on about.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There haven't been any new vaccines out because the current ones have been effect enough against it. Now that the current ones aren't effective they are moving to make new ones, yes.
AHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA this is your mind on israeli propaganda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've got it right now you absolute melt.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn't say it doesn't exist I said it doesn't matter.
>Junior colleague at work has a clear bald spot and thinning hair at the age of 20
Makes you wonder what kind of surprises the genetic lottery has in store for you
I used to do construction.
Had to wear boots, a hard hat, and would drive a machine in which the controls were next to my knees.
So I'd rest my arms on my thigh.
I rubbed off the hair where my boots were and on my thighs where my arms rested. As well as started seeing thinning spots where my hard hat rested.
Friction can mess the hair follicle.
Maybe don't wear the headphones for hours at a time everyday?
What's wrong with balding? >women don't like it
why would I care what women think?
this isn't video games, but a janny is probably going to ban me for replying to offtopic even though this threads been up for ages.
Communicating with my bros is near impossible when just ONE of us use speakers resulting in feedback.
I do use speakers for music and whatever during the day though.
because speakers that sound as good as my headphones cost at least 3x as much and all they'll do is put sound in a bunch of places that aren't my ear holes
I made the same point earlier. What the frick is going on. I've seen the same posts 10-12 years ago and it's mainly 18-19 year old cuck kids who don't even know about audio in general yet and their classic argument is they live at home, roomates dorm etc.
Communicating with my bros is near impossible when just ONE of us use speakers resulting in feedback.
I do use speakers for music and whatever during the day though.
This is the only good argument, but there is a tiny amount of good games where you talk to other people for gameplay reasons. had to stop talking to Ganker friends I made in 2010 because after moving on from skype they use discord and literally talk while even playing single player games, I don't understand that shit
The frick do you suggest then? I can't fricking use speaker because I'm a deaf b***h. What else should I use if not a Headset? HUH?!?!
All I needed... Not only be a deaf motherfricker but a bald one!
I wished I could buy myself those earing aid that comes with bluetooth, the one you can setup from the cellphones.
But these are expensive as frick!!!!!!!!!!! Why me!
these are shit and not what you want
that design will cause sound leakage and are most likely stereo meaning you wont get the full benefits of modern headsets
Oh shizz, is this the epic tridaily insecurity panic thread? Lit! Got a wack-ass pack of cringerinos for your epic thread, O-Pizzle >yellow teeth! >bad breath! >asymmetry! >weak chins! >tinnitus! >back problems! >indigestion! >use a pull-up bar, bro! >GOMAD! >Skub! Don't go epic hatin' on that skub, peeps!
>yellow teeth! >bad breath!
brush your teeth lol >asymmetry!
??? >weak chins!
work it out >tinnitus!
mix it with copper to make it bronzeitis >back problems!
have front problems so it evens out >indigestion!
just digest??? lol >use a pull-up bar, bro!
what >GOMAD!
get glad >Skub! Don't go epic hatin' on that skub, peeps!
FRICK skub
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Idk man. My brother has used them seriously all his life since like fricking 9 years old. Hes in his near 40s now and still has his rock and roll long ass thick hair. So I think thats BS
>tfw full thick head of hair but sebbhoreic dermatitis
Its only a matter of time before I start balding and my horrid affliction is broadcast to the world. You homosexuals know NOTHING of true terror.
>sebb derm
I have that. It's not that severe but I only grew my hair long in the first place to hide the red patches that went below my napeline on the back of my neck. If I stop using a certain shampoo for a couple weeks my scalp feels like a basketball
That processed food comment is full of shit if you think about the logic then the percentage of people who have male pattern baldness would be higher than 50% because I guarantee you there are more than 50% of men that eat processed food, smooth brains.
I fricking thought I was the only one who was experiencing this
I noticed my dad, my mom, my sister and I started thinning right after recovering from covid
I also saw a ton of people (and mind you, these are all young people) at uni who had thinning hair
I thought I was just seeing things but frick man
ahha pols saying both getting covid AND getting juiced will lead to heart inflammation (myocarditis and/or infarction) and will primarily affect men since they inflame more readily than women do
just a couple years and we'll see for sure haha...
I'm 29 and still no major changes. I did lost a small bit of hair on my left side 2 years ago, but it hasn't changed much since then. My dad is 61 and he still has hair, thanks to it it looks like he's still in his late 40s. My brother is 35 and he still has a bunch of hair. I hope my genetics are blessed as well.
Was this ever actually studied? While yes tight buns/ponytails will pull out the hairs in the hairline, hairs can be pulled out infinitely without damaging the follicle itself. They grow back.
Oh look it's creepy shack bro who wonders why his body is falling apart at supposedly at 24 when he eats literal piles of pizza and junk food while getting no exercise.
i fought against being bald my whole twenties
now im an oldgay, married and with kids
i just dont care anymore, it just sucks doing summer because of the sun
what is the evolutionary advantage of balding? in practice it does nothing but make the quest of finding a mate harder, however, it's still widespread and carried among our species
because it isn't severely negative enough to prevent people with bald genes from finding partners and having kids.
attractiveness isn't anywhere near being a primary factor for finding mates and even if it were, bald people can still be attractive. evolutionary it's irrelevant trait
men aren't really supposed to be beating around the bush over finding a mate well into their thirties when most men go bald, this is a recent development.
Hispanic is not a race regardless, you're either Hispanic-white, Hispanic-black, or mestizo (this is the closest to a race)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Hispanic White
Still not true White.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That just means someone white who grew up in a Hispanic country.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you that mad that you have a small wiener, can't grow a beard, and turn red like Grandpa Walton more than 10 minutes in the sun?
Seethe more, you'll never be a woman or White.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you'll never be (in) a woman
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't hear you, I'm too busy fricking twinks constantly and getting paid a lot of money to draw incels weeb porn
2 years ago
Anonymous
>getting paid a lot of money to draw incels weeb porn
Based. Thank you for your service mr gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>draw incels weeb porn
Thanks dude. You make my life better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I thought you meant blowjobs from girls
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah best oral comes from homosexual bawds who have no gag reflex.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Big if true
2 years ago
Anonymous
damn homie you living the bastedest life i ever witnessed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are really not a gay??? You really look like gay bear
2 years ago
Anonymous
mutt
2 years ago
Anonymous
Neither will you,homosexual, frick off and go to bed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you that mad that you have a small wiener, can't grow a beard, and turn red like Grandpa Walton more than 10 minutes in the sun?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m white, not Asian
2 years ago
Anonymous
race is a meme anyway it's just that R word sounds worse than X word when and people want to avoid that while being racist towards ethnicities (like italians. also frick italians i hate them)
get on finasteride before its too late bros, its your only hope. Theres a 1% chance of sides, and if you get it, then get off and at least you tried. Be bald when ur old not young.
im almost 40 and almost 3 feet of hair with no fricked hair line or bald spot or anything and Ive been wearing headphones every day for decades. these people are just fricking bald dude.
I never had the headphone dent until I started using these cheapass ones that my work gave me, the weird thing is I don't think I had it that tight on my head so not sure how I got the dent
>I'm not actually bald, i-its the headphones!!
Wearing headphones improperly will cause bloodflow to stop and cause balding, numbnuts.
no, no it wont
how does one wear headphones improperly or properly? you just put it on your head
Headphones don't cause balding and that poster is a pseudoscience moron, but the "proper" way to wear headphones is to let it clamp onto the sides of your head, not have the band resting on your skull
there wouldnt be a foam pad or other thing at that exact spot if it wasnt meant to do exactly that - rest on top of your head
Yes but most people rest the entire weight of the headphones on their head, which isn't how you're supposed to wear it. The cushion is there to lightly rest on your head and let it glide, not bear the entire weight of the cans. If your cans can't clamp onto your head, then they're probably low quality and should be replaced.
>improperly
morons do moron shit and get hit by consequences, who cares
>wearing headphones improperly
Smash your face with a hammer doesn't mean the hammer in and of itself causes smashed faces.
If you can't figure out how to wear headphones without cutting off circulation to your own fricking head, you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
>wearing headphones can cause necrosis
I think you're wearing them wrong
The only way to get hair to stop growing is by burning the tissue. Hair won't grow on scarred tissue.
Is that why cutgays can't grow hair on their dicks?
>tfw got 3 vellus hairs growing at the top of my shaft
I get a few shaft hairs
Make sense
OH NO MY HEAD IS ROTTING OFF I SHOULD HAVE WORN HEADPHONES THE RIGHT WAY AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've been wearing them constantly for over 20 years and I have more hair than you've ever had.
What does this mean? All they do is rest on top of my head and shit?
Men just naturally bald. It's not some magical thing with some cause that can be solved by not wearing headphones
>all these assmad troony replies
oh NOW you deny science when it isnt in your favor? holy hypocrite batman!
Well this is true. I used to rest my arms on my knees while taking a shit to the point it would go red. At some point the leg hair in that area stopped growing. But with that said, I don't know how you can wear headphones that tightly.
You homosexuals will claim all these esoteric moronic things make you go bald when it's simply too much sugar in your diet that is causing your baldness. It really is that simple.
>Haha silly boys thinking it's one vaguely true thing when it's actually other vaguely true thing
>Anecdote vs medically proven peer reviewed scientific research.
Tell me you're uneducated without telling me you're uneducated.
>friction rubbing the top of your scalp caused by headphones causes loss of hair
At least look this shit up moron, of course bad diets, bad genes, ect. cause baldness. You going "hohoho it's not this but this" when it's both the case is just you being an imbecile
>Doesn't understand the difference in the scientific method of an argument proven true through research, review and study vs vague anecdotal "it happened to me mate so it must be true innit"
Baldcel cope
Maldser arrest
I don't like it, it keeps getting caught in my headphones
OP is that your hairline?
Holy shit my sides, you should wear a wig when you go outside m
I used to have an Afro but I just shaved it all off anyways cause having hair is annoying as frick, but I know there are some people who really care about their hair and I don't want them to lose it needlessly
Okay t1, thanks for looking out.
I don't have that problem because i have good headphones.
have fun with your deformed ears
and giant ass cans have the ability to deform your skull but not ears? ok dude
ears are cartilage and fat, if headphones could deform your ears then simply sleeping on your side would permanently flatten them
itll eventually stretch them downward
this is how the body works - everyone is a product of their habits
moron
keep crying imbecile
yes you are 🙂
The longer you wear headphones
wearing headphones + getting bashed in the ear constantly from doing MMA, sure
This is Cauliflower ear, which is caused by blunt force trauma.
And by cellphones.
isn't that from some shitty sport i forgot the name?
e-sports
i meant a real sport
wtf, do headphones change the color of your hair?
ya depending on the color of sound you listen to
What can actually do wearing headphone 24/7 is that your ear starts overproducing earwax, that'll cover even outside the inner ear. Nasty shit.
This, also it can give you an ear infection.
I got more ear infections from my ear buds than my headphones
i always for get to clean my ear for weeks
hasnt impeded my hearing but still i bet it looks gross
you can clean the earwarx by washing your inner ear with hot water. after enough time the ear wax gets soft enough that it simply flows from the ear with the water and you get completely clean ears
Im not full semi-balding yet but I can feed my hairline moving back. Once I start getting full blown baldspots Im just full shaving.
Also I use IEMs but I mean I don't dig them that deep into my ear nor do I ever blast my volume so I think Im fine
Clip ons or w/e are just too uncomfortable for me but yeah they do seem like the most healthy solution
Had my second pair of these break in under a year. Frick 'em.
I wear headphones like 2% of the time I play video games
My brother in Christ, just shave the whole thing. Don't be one of those dudes who walk around with a wispy strip of nothing around a perfectly smooth eggshell pate.
NTA, but buzzed is fine.
Depends honestly. If he can get ripped fine but otherwise he’ll look like he has cancer
Notch?
Why did you take the picture while shitting in your toilet?
Arent you 24??
Yes
I usually do shave it all, but I’m too lazy to do it every other day so I stubble up a bit
are you one of those gay bears? You look like one.
You wish
your place looks nice, you should work out tho i think you would look p good
Start fasting NOW
I ain't tryna be mean or nothing man but you got some big BAZONGAS
Fat c**t.
> dis homie has innie nipples
>inverted nipples
dawg
I thought that was just because I was fat
just post your dick already
it's a very desireable trait in a woman
nah not really it's rarity makes it more closer to a fetish if anything
anyway you can fix that if you want
there's a procedure for it
>the fat shed moron is younger than me
just when i thought my opinion of you couldn't get any lower
bros why is eveyrone shitting on him
bro, try and lose weight, you'll look great man, don't do this to yourself
I let myself go too man, I've been there, don't fukcing do this to yourself bro
He clearly takes no care of himself you can tell that by the yellow Chiclet like teeth. Nobody really doesn't like him they just think he could do better for himself
I wasn’t always like this. I won’t always be like this either.
>24
>if not for the lack of crows feet and slightly babyish face you look 37 instead
No wonder late 20s guys grow bears because they can't shed their baby face look unless they actively abuse their bodies. I'd rather look young still than 10+ years older over some shitty macho cred.
>No wonder late 20s guys grow bears because they can't shed their baby face look unless they actively abuse their bodies. I'd rather look young still than 10+ years older over some shitty macho cred.
Twink cope you will never b manly
Go back to your creepy murdershack you small dick fat frick
>Go back
I’m already here though
How long does it take you to find your wiener in the mound of fat that swallowed it?
I’m constantly pulling my dick out of the fat mound when I’m wearing jeans. It’s like my dick becomes uncircumcised and sometimes it hurts because I have to forcefully pull the dick out of the foreskin, other fat anons may relate to this.
Clean your fricking mirror and you might as well take some skittles and become a woman, you already have such a small wiener that it's basically an oversized clit and you already have breasts so slap a wig on and you're practically Jim Sterling.
It’s not a mirror it’s a crt tv and I’ll never be a women
I actually have lost significant weight since what I looked like a year ago
Good to hear. I hope you keep losing weight! Every time I stumble across your pictures in a thread you always make me laugh, wouldn't want to fricking dying because you're a fat b***h, Anon.
Thank you and I’m glad you enjoy my company. I probably won’t be as funny anymore when I’m not fat but maybe I’ll feel better
Don't give up fat anon, we can all make it together one small gain per day.
Why not lose weight?
dont listen to the haters, bro. you're a real champ
You look like a cool person, would be friends with. Honest.
Cheers bro
>fat and gyno
Fate worse than death
It’s sorta a package deal ya know?
>Yes
You look mid 30's
Is it just the baldness or do you think my face looks too wrinkly for 24? I feel like I look kinda rugged
What game you playing while taking that dump friend.
You should check out those Headblade razors. They look like toys but are great for shearing down the dome.
why is the Amazon box sad
It got sent to a bald persons house.
can i lick it
>not bearing the mark of a True Gamer™
ngmi
>feel head
>have that weird bump but not as pronounced
thank god i stopped wearing those big clunky ones
I have a cap under my headphones. Prevents the dent. If I wear headphones for a week without a cap, my hair gets deformed for at least a week.
>the mark of a True Gamer™
those 0% tolerant curtains? yeah
Noel Gallagher?
>ngmi
uhh... never gonna make it? what does this mean?
Never gonna make it comes from Ganker where it's like "you'll never reach your goals if you don't do this thing"
It's since been overused as a meme so it just means "haha you do dumb thing"
>never
It's "not gonna make it"
I've heard it both ways
The incel shows his face
Hair is for femboys and women, real men shave to zero.
Check out Keeps if you're too lazy/insecure to get the medicine yourself. They'll send it to your home and you never have to talk to anyone. Either gonna be on finastride or minox depending on what kinda balding you got going on. No reason to let yourself go bald when there are options out there.
Enjoy your dick not working.
you act like people here use it
It’s not gonna be “working” much if I’m bald either
I mean, if beating off for 4 hours until you ejaculate is your thing then by all means. That stuff stays in your system for a very long time, just be careful.
>beating off for 4 hours until you ejaculate is your thing
wtf i love keeps now
I honestly will consider it a blessing if it destroys my libido and gives me ED because women are fricking evil and have caused me nothing but misery.
Just fap, moron
>just fap
>celibacy
That's what I did until I was 23 because I intended to remain celibate for life, because I did not want my life to be ruined by women after how much suffering they had caused me for my entire life starting at childhood, and to all the other men I know.
I made the mistake of getting into a relationship, got manipulated and abused and controlled, even physically assaulted by her, and when I finally got sick of it she just falsely accused ME of domestic violence even though she's the one who repeatedly assaulted me, and I had evidence that I had called the cops on her about it before. But the judge was, of course, a man-hating feminist c**t who arbitrarily ruled against me without even explaining why or considering my evidence.
That's not even half of it because then my dumb ass confessed to the love of my life who was my english teacher in highschool, slept with her, then she turned out to be a heartless c**t too and ripped my heart out after telling me I'm too sensitive, emotionally needy, and self-pitying about getting falsely accused and thrown on the street by the cops.
So yeah, finasteride sounds like a win-win if it castrates me
That's what you get for engaging in premarital relationships. You think it was a joke?
That is just unrealistic these days, man. I wanted to believe in that but it would never happen for me. I am an attractive and fit guy, but there's no way I'll find something like that.
I didn't even want sex, I actually just wanted someone to love and care about me.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. There's always celibacy...or men, I guess.
I'll give your butt some misery
Only mommies are allowed to peg me. No gaygays.
that would be a blessing to be h
>Keeps
frick off shill
My dad's been trying to get me into rogain but it just gives me 2 months of shedding and then annoying itching, I stopped because I had an allergy problem due to another issue but I'm thinking If I go back, I might go for the foam one, should be easier and not cause as much itchyness
>My dad's been trying to get me into rogain
Some companies have different ways that it's applied. Sounds like you were rubbing it on your scalp which a lot of people find horribly itchy. You can get a pill instead of having to apply it topically.
Not shilling shit. It's a lot cheaper if you get it from any ePharmacy or at the store yourself buying generic.
Yeah, might consider that
I have a weird situation where I gave my grandparents my room for their stay time, and during that time where I was using the guest room, I was already using Rogain's oil and it was perfectly fine for those 2 months, but then once I actually got back to my old room my grandparents were using, I had a horrible itcchy allergy attack. Looks like they had something in their luggage that my body is allergic too which is weird. So I had to stop taking the rogaine in the first place. Still might go back to it slowly to make sure I don't get itchy again now that i finished taking the steroid my doctor prescripted and felt better.
You sure that wasn't bedbugs
>the men are all shorter than the woman
wtf?
heels and she's closer to the camera, dummy
She's 7'
Enjoy your ED finastercuck.
I'm taking both and they have done jackshit for me.
Thought the guy on the left was Jerma.
Nah he's too tall
No thanks I like my dick
>everyone talking about the ED, not the man boobs
lol
Not having a working dick is a bigger priority. Not sure why it isn't for you.
90% of the time any ED issues that crop up from fin go away once you stop the treatment, the moobs are forever unless surgery
Why not just buy that shit yourself and save a load of money not being signed up to some bullshit subscription service?
>Why not just buy that shit yourself and save a load of money not being signed up to some bullshit subscription service?
You should. I mentioned Keeps because it's really easy for anons who haven't already tried the medicine to just order it from home.
damn and they say chinese people all look alike
It's not that hard to adjust headphones to now slam into your scalp, learn to wear headphones properly you fricking apes
i use headphones all day and i'm not bald
get better headphones
I hate having hair
Same. Hitting mid 30's now my hair is thinning but not balding. Keep it buzz cut to prevent gamer dent otherwise I look like
early 20s and im already losing it
if you notice rapid hair loss, start taking finasteride/minoxidil as soon as possible
captcha vagkot
>have thinning hair
>start wearing headset
>see increase in balding in spot where band comes in contact with scalp
I don't think headsets will cause balding, but I think it may accelerate balding in people with predispoitions to balding.
This, as soon as I stopped wearing them my thinning stopped. Pic not me but related.
Don't use headphones if you like having a skull.
what happened with this dude again?
he watched one SJWs owned compilation on youtube
>AAAA BEN SHAPIRO JUST OWNED SOME moronic SOCIOLOGY MAJOR HELP ME TROONMAN
Too close to home eh
It's weird that you're fussing over a video format that hit it's peak 8 years ago
wore headphones for 10 minutes straight
He ate a hot pocket without letting it cool first and burned his mouth.
he let your mom sit on his face
no wonder he's so happy
he fell asleep all night during a stream
Hit a level 5 hype train head on
posted on Ganker once
>blissfulness
>tfw have gamer dent
>tfw have gamer neck
>tfw have mask ears
>tfw virgin walk/virgin posture
please stop I want to stop mutating
typical satania poster.
>Satania poster is simultaneously old, stupid, and of poor genetic stock
No one could have predicted this
What's a game neck?
Forward head
leaning forward will frick your neck
youll know you have it when you feel erratic sharp short pains every now and then from being in a bad neck posture
male hair loss will always be about dht sensitivity. other factors may make the process of shedding faster or slower, but the reason why your follicles get smaller and smaller is due to dht sensitivity.
Does zinc actually lower DHT?
I started taking zinc for thinning hair, but I haven't noticed any decrease in the rate.
>lowering your testosterone to protect some useless keratin on top of your skull
The absolute state of men
DHT isn't regular testosterone, it's a biproduct that gets exponentially higher in concentration as you get older, and it causes balding and prostate issues.
The problem is not dht but your hair folicles sensitivity to it.
Technically DHT is a byproduct of Testosterone.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7271365/
study was from 1981 so take it with a grain of salt, but
>T and DHT rose significantly after oral administration of zinc, as did the sperm count.
I bald because of shit genetics from my mother's side. Started at 19 and just went downhill
This PSA doesn't help me. I have bad genetics and my dad was bald at age 25.
Whatever you say, Paco.
Whatever you say, Tyrone.
>made it to 30 with decent hair
>immediately start noticing thin patches all over my scalp
It's fricking over
Time to embrace the comb over.
time to buzz my head again thanks for reminding me
This myth has been circulating since ballcaps became popular. Wearing anything on your head does not cause balding.
>taking dutasteride, minoxidil, and ru58841
>still balding
Cursed genetics
>minoxidil
played yourself
start taking medicine to stop/reverse your balding, Ganker. don't just watch yourself lose your hair.
I prefer having a working peepee
not going bald but my hair is grey in my twenties
Grey hair is in with the ladies, not a bad fate.
wow dude you have to use some cheap hair dye once every couple of months that must be really hard totally comparable to balding ruining your entire life
>totally comparable to balding ruining your entire life
Unless you make a living being a hair model, how is balding ruining anything?
Ruins their self-esteem, well what little they have.
I mean if hair is the only thing giving you self esteem, you're already a failure as a man
How old are you? Genuinely.
I'm not thinning or bald, but thinning hair easily adds like 20 years to you
I'd say being unable to find love ever again because of your looks might be kind of a big deal for some.
If someone would only love you because you had a full head of hair, that's not real love.
If my wife got chemo or something and lost all her hair, I'd still love her. And I don't think that's an uncommon sentiment.
Anon, is your hair really the thing women can find attractive about you? Men seem to severely overestimate how much women care about hair, doesn't matter if you had the best locks, they'll still pick Dwayne johnson over you
Yeah because he's a millionaire
And he's handsome and buff and charismatic and funny and all the things that made him a millionaire in the first place. Millionaire is like the least of the equation
So? It's infinitely better than going bald.
my cousin is 17 and has lots of grey hairs, his father is bald and the men on his mom's side are bald too so it's not looking too hot for him.
I hope for him that he got his paternal grandpas genes because he still has a full at like 75.
I started going grey at 16, I figured my hair would be white by the tikme I hit 25 but I'm 22 now and it's not really changed all that much.
Jealous, you can get away with dying it whatever colour you wanted, even platinum white.
Based grayanon. I also started at 16 but im 30 and its not so bad. 50% of people think i'm over 45 though.
Mine started at 10 and hasn't advanced past a very light sprinkling.
WHY THE FRICK DON'T WOMEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shave hair bald, start growing a respectable beard, start wearing hats/caps.
The wall is real.
Men become part of the Mishima bloodline and inherit father-like qualities? I'm in.
Women do go through this shit. Women 35+ cake on tons of makeup unless they already looked 'beautiful' naturally which is a small percentage. Otherwise most women bloat up, or their faces start getting lines/wrinkles all over so they try to hide it the best they can.
>man turned into heihachi
i don't see an issue
they do
just the difference is that all a woman has to do to make it to retirement is have sex one or two times
then some dude is legally required to pay all her bills for 18~50 years while she gets to sit at home and enjoy the NEET life
Have you ever seen a woman before?
me on the bottom right
Women age much worse than men though
Look at George Clooney versus Jennifer connelly
Both sex icons and one [george] looks exactly rhe same and Jennifer looks awful.
That has a lot to do with women caking themselves in makeup so no one ever sees what they actually look like. Also guys don't want to frick hags. Men's attractiveness comes from their bare features so it ages better.
>Jennifer looks awful
No she fricking does not? she is one of the only few women who didn't hit the wall yet lol... funny that you moron use her as your example when there are million others who look way worse
>another baldie cope thread
Just take finasteride morons
>every male relative on both parents sides was bald
I made it to 30 so I guess it's time to accept my fate.
wtf is this real?
OnlineCasino.ca put their best scientists on the case, so I'm pretty sure it's accurate
it will be
did they really need to add that pot belly
say what you will but his skin is amazing
The 20omer
>researchers from onlinecasino.ca
Casinos are some of the wealthiest corporations in the world. If anybody can afford to do a study on this it's a casino,
By that logic, all research in the USA with government grants ought to be unimpeachable.
I wonder why a casino would be doing research on the horrible things playing games in your home and spending no money on flashing lights and blaring bells while drinking overpriced drinks in a factory of human sadness.
Truly it is a mystery.
The Asmongoloid Archetype.
>take holy grail of cum stack
>DHT under control
>T at a all time high
>giga loads
>break steel with dick
>can wear headsets
Yep, it's pretty great bros
>always trained my posture straight from the moment on that I became a PC gamer back in early 2009
>rarely ever used headphones, always used speakers
>have pair of dt-880s that I never use
Why the frick don't people use bookshelves or better at their desk?
Before the dt-880s I had a pair of those superlux 668b or whatever and those actually hurt my head and I had long hair back then (and still do)
Imagine worrying about going bald.
Fragile masculinity is very much a thing when you already struggle with women.
t. bald eagle
It runs on my dad's side of the family. All big Irish/German dudes with big heads that started going bald by 35. I've accepted my fate for a long time now t b h
Jokes on you my hair is already gone
>worrying about finasteride making you impotent
Just take 1 mg a day 3 times a week instead of every day you dingus
I hear the same shit about stuff like accutane too. It sucks because it seems like all of these things could help but the downsides outweigh the positives and I don't have the patience or courage to try to last in between the final result.
Accutane is fricking nuts and should only ever be used if you're an absolute pizza-face.
>People still haven't discovered about using minoxidil to grow a beard
Lol lmao, took 2 years but I went from goatee only to a nice full face beard 🙂
Isn't that the shit that kills erections? I think I'll pass
No? Wtf? lol.
Oh wait I'm thinking of finasteride. Most people take both for hair loss, but that shit is sketchy.
Minox is just a vasodialator.
Finasteride/Propecia is what kills your dick, it's also the only proven drug to block DHT/cures male pattern baldness. Minox/Rogain is just a thickening agent.
Kills your dick like make it smaller or not erect as much?
My hair is thinning, I'm big and strong naturally, I have a big dick, I'm
covered in body hair, I impregnated my wife after only my second try, but my beard is still sparce and scraggly like a teenager's.
Explain this shit.
Easy, you're a spic
that is quite the chin
Every fricking day I curse my parents for not castrating me before puberty. Now I have to live the rest of my life slowly going bald.
YWNBAW
YAWNgay
Balding is 100% genetic. My dad is bald and started balding in his early 20s, my hair has been thinning since my 20s. Eventually it will get so thin on top that I'm just going to shave it.
lol no it isn't moron
my dad and grandfather did the whole "balding in their 20's" thing but I'm 35 and I got a full head of hair still
the difference between them and I is that I didn't spend half my life drinking and smoking, as well as getting into car crashes every other year
it is genetic. you just got lucky.
lmao stay malding gays, not my fault you made shitty life decisions
you are wrong. It's genetics and you can get lucky with it or not. Why can't people ever just admit they're wrong anymore? What's with the misplaced pride?
We live in a world where it is fine to ridicule people by their birth given genetics (unless you are black, or a woman) but saying mean things to fat people is hate speech.
I have only ever tastes beer once and never smoked. Also I can run a marathon, how about you? Do you also tell african kids to cope because you got better spawn than them?
Do you have uncles on your mother's side, smoothbrain?
So all men have bad living habits and women are much smarter than us? Are you sure you're not female for being this stupid?
My dad drank, smoked and lived such an unhealthy diet he had a stroke, yet he has a full head of hair. I did none of those and am on my way to being bald as frick by 40. It's literally genetics.
>this entre thread
feels great being 20 and still having a head full of hair
You're still a child.
>32 and have Fabio tier locks
Chad genetics.
35 here, still have all my hair, some whites ones. Started to use dandruff shampoo years ago and all is fine.
>balding
>28 and cant even grow a proper chest hair
>wanting chest hair
It's shit anon.
Some guys love my chest hair
you dont want my body hair
you ever try to scrape peanut butter off a tennis racket homie?
what the frick does that have to do with body hair
anus hair is body hair
my ass is hairy as frick and i've never had any problems wiping my ass
People who complain about wiping mudbutt have awful diets. Healthy bowel movements aren't hard to wipe even with a hairy butthole.
Just use a microroller once a month. Don't take unnecessary drugs. Especially ones that actively ruin another part of your body in exchange for helping another.
Uninformed moron, you just want other people to have no beards cause you're a beard supremacist, i've heard of your kind.
did you find it effective?
Yes. Most people do as well. It's not some miracle though and it isn't the most comfortable thing in the world.
Are those expensive? They are called dermarollers right? And do they work without minox just as well? Also which length of needles do you use?
You can buy them on amazon. Talk to a dermatologist first.
>Needing a dermatologist to tell you how to use a roller
moron
0.5mm derma roller on amazon, roll it up and down 5 times each way then horizontally then diagonally left and diagonally right, 5 times each way. it feels like sunburn you only want to do it once a week really. Don't move it to the next area whilst its against your skin or you're going to frick yourself up.
if youre going to use a derma roller - stay out of the sun
itll frick your skin up proper if youve rolled and then exposed your rolled skin to the sun
also do your research to avoid other negative health effects that can occur from using it on your skin
>Have psoriasis/crohns
>Slowly losing hair
I mean, whatever. I'll just look like a fricking goblin.
>psoriasis
homie just go to the beach and swim in salt water
That would require going outside.
>Have psoriasis
>Slowly losing hair
I'm in the same boat man. I'm not looking forward to the future.
>Sore asses
Just stop being butthurt lmao, it's that simple.
We'll make it, anon. I was thinking of taking the medicine for it but the side-effects pretty much just say, "Cancer. Lots and lots of cancer."
>Full head of hair
>No chest hair
>Crazy pube bush
>Ass hair out the ass
>Thick leg hair
>Little Arm hair
What the frick is my genetics.
I don't know but you just described me exactly
Oh and I can't grow a beard either. Tried once, it just looks like a patchy beard a teenager would try to grow.
pube bush
>>Ass hair out the ass
leg hair
all of this is manageable
but please get rid of the bush. You're not living in the 1980s
asian/oriental
go be a chink somewhere else
Is gamer dent real?
I can feel a large dent in my skull, but I don't know if it was caused by headphones or if it was just always there
You really think a piece of plastic on your head will change the shape your skull??
Just go for the chad embrace
>midwits morons don't realize that there's no proper explanation for balding and that we don't know the mechanism of balding
>so they go on and scream at op as a self defense mechanism for their habits
I hate being surrounded by 120iq midwit vermin everywhere.
There is an explanation. It's DHT weakening he hair follicles
Why does DHT promote hair growth in other places though? And why does it follow a pattern?
embrace the wig pill
Thinking about it quite seriously now.
I'm still norwood two but it's just not fricking stopping, no matter what I throw at it.
If I go wig, I obviously cannot get intimate with a woman anymore in my lifetime.
Can I get some advice? Is it still worth it to hold on to hope or just buy a wig?
my ass hair was like a goku tail at one point
I'm more concerned about the gamer grooves in my pants and on my chair. Even my colleagues are commenting this because for some reason the gamer groove is getting visible through my pants too. I'm talking about brown leakage no matter how hard I try to clean up my ass. It's due to gaming too much, it does something to your rectum.
Anal fissures/hemorrhoids from sitting too much? Get a standing desk. Home Depot's adjustable height workshop bench is functionally identical and much cheaper alternative to actual standing desks.
The WHAT?
The grooves (∀)
Literally no one has that, go to a fricking doctor.
You just haven't gamed enough. You'll get it eventually, happens to all gamers.
You have a weak sphincter do some kegels or whatever
Get a fricking ergonomic mesh chair. Stop gaming in fricking race car seats.
long hair kings ww@?
Long hair reporting but my crown started thinning so it won't last. Made it to my 30s
Will be 27 next month
Hair is 3 years long
Hairline's been slowly maturing for like most of the past 5 or so years, still not yet at a norwood 2 although I noticed my corners are probably going to continue to thin
The shape it looks like it wants to go to looks respectable
I've been using anti-thinning shampoo twice a week for years since end of uni stress made my roots mega weak and I coped by pulling hair, I also do supplements daily and microneedling with some oils occasionally
I really just need to cut back on drinking, DUDE and stressing out
Honestly, I want to go back to about 1 year's length, because it presents my curls better and doesn't pull down on my scalp as much, also detangling can be a fricking b***h and I get punished regularly for skipping a day
Wow look at all these people and guess what? No one asked.
it was interesting to hear, kys bald Black person
Sour [spoiler]grapes[/spoiler]
You got it wrong, no one cares about YOU, everyone else is free to explain shit though
>Hairline's been slowly maturing
Cope
>police oficers have facial hair
Arrests
24 hair down to the middle of my back, no signs of balding as of yet.
Are you trans
No?
>hair down to middle of back
I mean don’t act all surprised.
Also 24, also got my hair down to almost the middle of my back, dark and thick as frick, I'm enjoying it until my father's bald genetics catches up to me
No I am no trans
>I'm not a troony
The ultimate cope
>implying
The ultimate arrest
feels good 31 and my hair still thick af
>22
>was forced to cut my hair during high school because i was stuck in this shitty christian school
>i_wasn't_even_christian.wmv
>start growing my hair a month before i graduate
>fast forward to now, hair pretty damn close to my nipples
>father and brother are bald
>my hair's thinning
I use Palmer's Coconut Oil Shampoo, Conditioner, and Leave in Conditioner, plus Mielle Rosemary & Mint Oil. Why did I have to be cursed with such shit genetics bros?
all the cosmetics shouldn't affect your hair anyway. if anything less is more
Checking in with 25 inches. I don't know how to style this shit anymore and the lack of volume in the scalp after a few days without a wash irritates me.
Dry shampoo. Literally just ask women what their haircare routine is. They have all this shit I'd never heard of and it made a huge difference.
I'm tempted to go around a few women's salons asking for advice but neeting it up as of late hasn't been kind to my BMI
Unironically just shave it. Nobody cares if you're bald.
Everyone cares. Nobody will ever respect or love you no matter what you do or achieve.
That's why we're reasonably worried.
Very incel post. Go outside.
And what do you think makes someone an incel, genius?
It's stuff like height, hairline, etc.
Going outside won't do shit for you.
Seriously, go outside.
>go outside
>people do absolutely nothing but harass you over the way you look
Wow my life is better now. What an enlightening experience. Thank you wise anon.
Incel post. Nobody cares about you.
Cared enough to reply
Very loser post, there's a chinesse flu you know.
>he thinks its real
COVID stopped mattering over two years ago.
only the first variant
None of the variants matter. Lockdown lasted from 3/17/20 to 5/15/20. COVID was 100% over after May 15th, 2020.
>he doesn't know about the stillgoing death rates
oh nononono
>caring about boomers and fatties
>caring about zoomers and skeletons
But the latest variant clinically proved anti-vaxers correct. Why shouldn't that variant matter?
Correct about what? Explain yourself or don't just say stuff like that.
Not him but probably something about the COVID vaccines being a massive scam and they do literally nothing.
The omicron 5 variant is extremely vaccine resistant. There's supposedly new vaccines coming out for it this fall. But if you get the vaccine out right now you are barely protecting yourself against the most prevalent strain of covid going around right now.
>new vaxxxx
How does it feel to be a moron?
What? How does new vaccines coming out make someone a moron?
What do you think people have been taking this whole time? You think they kept bringing out new vaxxes even though everyones still getting covid? Lmao, fricking sheep. I for one am glad you're removing yourself from the gene pool.
There haven't been any new vaccines out because the current ones have been effect enough against it. Now that the current ones aren't effective they are moving to make new ones, yes.
And I'm not vaccinated so I don't know what you're going on about.
>There haven't been any new vaccines out because the current ones have been effect enough against it. Now that the current ones aren't effective they are moving to make new ones, yes.
AHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA this is your mind on israeli propaganda.
I've got it right now you absolute melt.
I didn't say it doesn't exist I said it doesn't matter.
being under sunlight makes thin hair look even thinner
Who else over 30 with 0 signs of balding??
reporting. 38 here
Just wear a hat morons. Shit.
Thats shameful what if it falls
lol I'll be 36 in a couple months and decided to grow my hair out see what color it was you balding nerds need to take better care of yourselves
>decided to grow my hair out see what color it was
wat
Hair grays as it ages, zoom zoom.
I've been close buzzing it for 2 decades didn't know if it was still bright blond or has gotten darker with age. The answer its gotten a bit darker
how can you be a gamer without having worms living in your neck and back?
which race is least likely to bald? I always see meds with thick hair
Native Americans
The ones that are closest to monkeys.
thats why normal people use a nice speaker system on their PC instead of being a headphone cuck
Stop showering every day and only use shampoo at max once a week if you want to keep your hair.
>t. smash player
Last time i used shampoo was like a year ago
>only use shampoo at max once a week if you want to keep your hair.
This
>trim ass hair
>farts are now much louder and sound wet even when they're not
>Junior colleague at work has a clear bald spot and thinning hair at the age of 20
Makes you wonder what kind of surprises the genetic lottery has in store for you
As we ingest more plastic we're inevitably going to end up with more balding.
could be stress
wiener ASS dood, i'm not bald DOOD the wasps in the walls whispering to me at night keep telling me i'm bald but i'm not dood. SHIT.
thank you anon, very cool
I use earpods and this is my mic I glued to my monitor
>Gankerros why do i hear a ringing noise
I used to do construction.
Had to wear boots, a hard hat, and would drive a machine in which the controls were next to my knees.
So I'd rest my arms on my thigh.
I rubbed off the hair where my boots were and on my thighs where my arms rested. As well as started seeing thinning spots where my hard hat rested.
Friction can mess the hair follicle.
Maybe don't wear the headphones for hours at a time everyday?
haha
What's wrong with balding?
>women don't like it
why would I care what women think?
this isn't video games, but a janny is probably going to ban me for replying to offtopic even though this threads been up for ages.
>What's wrong with balding?
nothing
i'm not bald, but i wouldnt care if i was
People will treat you worse in your daily life. Less opportunities, more trouble.
Stem cell follicle replacements already exist for rich people. Make sure abortion sticks around so it can come down in price.
I thought we harvested stemmies from the skin we collect from circumcised babies?
It's possible to transform regular cells into types of stem cells that are sufficient for hair loss, so I'd imagine it would just need a skin biopsy.
>headphones make you bald and dent your head
>earbuds give you oily zit riddled earholes
Speakerchads stay winning
Buddy, I'm already bald, I don't give a frick.
Why is nobody using speakers anymore?
I use speakers and headphones at the same time
So I can't hear my murderer breaking into my house. It'll be a surprise this way.
That's why your desk, couch or bed always face the door.
because people live in apartments and dont want neighbors complaining or hearing everything
in the past people lived in houses
Communicating with my bros is near impossible when just ONE of us use speakers resulting in feedback.
I do use speakers for music and whatever during the day though.
because speakers that sound as good as my headphones cost at least 3x as much and all they'll do is put sound in a bunch of places that aren't my ear holes
>watch any jap shit
>"ONI CHAN UGH UGH ONI CHAAAAAN."
that'll sound reeeeal good blasting off in my dorm
I made the same point earlier. What the frick is going on. I've seen the same posts 10-12 years ago and it's mainly 18-19 year old cuck kids who don't even know about audio in general yet and their classic argument is they live at home, roomates dorm etc.
This is the only good argument, but there is a tiny amount of good games where you talk to other people for gameplay reasons. had to stop talking to Ganker friends I made in 2010 because after moving on from skype they use discord and literally talk while even playing single player games, I don't understand that shit
I use speakers unless I'm laying in bed watching something late at night then I'll use headphones. Max an hour or two
Is embarrassing to let other hear you play video games
>2011+11
>not living alone
ISHYGDDT
The frick do you suggest then? I can't fricking use speaker because I'm a deaf b***h. What else should I use if not a Headset? HUH?!?!
All I needed... Not only be a deaf motherfricker but a bald one!
I wished I could buy myself those earing aid that comes with bluetooth, the one you can setup from the cellphones.
But these are expensive as frick!!!!!!!!!!! Why me!
?t=49
whats this cold, i'm interested in the fact that I don't have to insert this shit into my ear unlike IEMs.
Is it normal for your pubes to bald too?
idk I just epilate those
>epilate
Isn't that way more painful that waxing?
Yes I was merely lying on the internet for comedic effect
> Headphones?
> No thanks, I want to keep my hairline
> Pass me the earbuds, though.
Is there some way to combine these with a headset mic? I don't wanna use a tabletop.
Clip-on mic? Clips to the cord.
Yes it's literally apart of that old headphone guide image that stops you from buying shitty gaming headsets. It's just a clip on mic.
Do those even sound good? are they powerful enough?
Antlion Mod Mic
are these good or is this some weird poorgay rec?
these are shit and not what you want
that design will cause sound leakage and are most likely stereo meaning you wont get the full benefits of modern headsets
name me comparable speakers to my crusty hd380pros and I will buy them
Reminder you are not suppose to use q-tips in your ear, that pushes the wax in and can casuse infections.
>muh infections abloo bloo
don't care, still gonna do it cus it feels good
What about the people that uses hearing aids? We shove the damn thing right into our ears, and it doesn't lets the ear ventilate. Huh?
Q-tip bullshit.
Oh shizz, is this the epic tridaily insecurity panic thread? Lit! Got a wack-ass pack of cringerinos for your epic thread, O-Pizzle
>yellow teeth!
>bad breath!
>asymmetry!
>weak chins!
>tinnitus!
>back problems!
>indigestion!
>use a pull-up bar, bro!
>GOMAD!
>Skub! Don't go epic hatin' on that skub, peeps!
You sound upset. Is it because you didn't get to become a janny? There's always next time.
>yellow teeth!
>bad breath!
brush your teeth lol
>asymmetry!
???
>weak chins!
work it out
>tinnitus!
mix it with copper to make it bronzeitis
>back problems!
have front problems so it evens out
>indigestion!
just digest??? lol
>use a pull-up bar, bro!
what
>GOMAD!
get glad
>Skub! Don't go epic hatin' on that skub, peeps!
FRICK skub
runescape 4 lyfe
>Don't use reddit if you like having hair.
Fixed
Idk man. My brother has used them seriously all his life since like fricking 9 years old. Hes in his near 40s now and still has his rock and roll long ass thick hair. So I think thats BS
>tfw full thick head of hair but sebbhoreic dermatitis
Its only a matter of time before I start balding and my horrid affliction is broadcast to the world. You homosexuals know NOTHING of true terror.
>Sebbhoreic derm
I'm so sorry, anon. That stuff fricking sucks. Your head doesn't stop producing sebum like mad once you're bald either.
>sebb derm
I have that. It's not that severe but I only grew my hair long in the first place to hide the red patches that went below my napeline on the back of my neck. If I stop using a certain shampoo for a couple weeks my scalp feels like a basketball
Changing my diet helped a lot for me. I ended up cutting out 95% of my sugars and tripled my water intake.
Same, I get it pretty bad on my nose too, gotta use a special lotion as well.
Genuinely feel like a decrepid goblin when i dont use them for 7+ days
>failed genetics
>"FRICKING HEADPHONES REEEEEEE"
Balding is genetic, morons. Stop being so fricking dumb that you get scared by memes.
i just use earbuds with mics i hate how headphones feel
This is the same copium as wearing hats. Hair loss is genetic.
t. 35 with full head of hair and no signs of thinning or greys
Lol at 50% of these youngsters making fun of bald people are gonna have a hard reality when they get older.
>implying balding won't be cured by the time i'm 30
If it is I guarantee you won't be able to afford it
I'm 42 and I still have my hair. Stop eating processed shit moron.
Yeah that's why I said 50% it's genetic you should be able to read if you are 42.
He has hair at 42. His brain cannot work hard enough under all that hair.
>Stop eating processed shit
Never. Cheers Ganker
That processed food comment is full of shit if you think about the logic then the percentage of people who have male pattern baldness would be higher than 50% because I guarantee you there are more than 50% of men that eat processed food, smooth brains.
One could also argue that women also eat processed food.
more so even
>tfw american
Its over
Uhhhh vaxxbros...?
I also experienced severe hair loss after getting covid. Never vaxxed.
> making shit up the post
Not making shit up. Ask any dermatologist. There's a big influx of men losing large patches of hair after getting covid, vaccined or not.
post your hair
Give me the reason why you want to see it and I'll post it
prove that you're not lying
also post proof that you got covid and are not vaxxed
Heres the damage.
How am I supposed to prove Im not vaxxed though lol
if it's just that then id say it's not bad
some guys actually look cool with that sort of recession
Trust me, it's anything but cool.
I fricking thought I was the only one who was experiencing this
I noticed my dad, my mom, my sister and I started thinning right after recovering from covid
I also saw a ton of people (and mind you, these are all young people) at uni who had thinning hair
I thought I was just seeing things but frick man
ahha pols saying both getting covid AND getting juiced will lead to heart inflammation (myocarditis and/or infarction) and will primarily affect men since they inflame more readily than women do
just a couple years and we'll see for sure haha...
Well that's nothing like thinning. It's patches.
I'm 29 and still no major changes. I did lost a small bit of hair on my left side 2 years ago, but it hasn't changed much since then. My dad is 61 and he still has hair, thanks to it it looks like he's still in his late 40s. My brother is 35 and he still has a bunch of hair. I hope my genetics are blessed as well.
Growing my hair out and putting it into ponytails has done worse for my hair than wearing headphones all the time has.
Was this ever actually studied? While yes tight buns/ponytails will pull out the hairs in the hairline, hairs can be pulled out infinitely without damaging the follicle itself. They grow back.
if you know anything about black people, traction allopecia is absolutely real
>1 year on finasteride
>hair is worse than when I started
lol
finnastride more like finnabald lmamo
Oh look it's creepy shack bro who wonders why his body is falling apart at supposedly at 24 when he eats literal piles of pizza and junk food while getting no exercise.
is it possible to use speakers and a separate mic with no echo? been considering changing over for a while now
no
The more you think about your hair, the worse it gets
when did this start?
did he complain about being bald?
it's a joke because he's 100% bald IRL but has his self-insert drawn with hair. memes were simpler back then
>still no cure for baldness.
Also, why are so many guys trying to act as if baldness is anything but genetic?
There's some grassroots treatments, primarily massage. Watch whativelearned video on baldness also danny roddy.
Pharmaisraelite wants you to keep buy minox/finn
This is true, happend to me, biggest mistake in my life
My hair is my only physically attractive quality.
Not my problem.
bro pull your hair up it's starting to slide off
I'm black, we don't have this problem
Who are you trying to kid, Black person
i fought against being bald my whole twenties
now im an oldgay, married and with kids
i just dont care anymore, it just sucks doing summer because of the sun
>wear headphones for 8 hours a day every day for the last 4 years
Bros? Is it over?
I still have a lot hair
what is the evolutionary advantage of balding? in practice it does nothing but make the quest of finding a mate harder, however, it's still widespread and carried among our species
why does such a negative trait still exist?
>why does such a negative trait still exist?
literal and actual proof that god doesnt real
because it isn't severely negative enough to prevent people with bald genes from finding partners and having kids.
attractiveness isn't anywhere near being a primary factor for finding mates and even if it were, bald people can still be attractive. evolutionary it's irrelevant trait
at many points through history, in all kinds of different cultures, balding has been seen as attractive or masculine. so it's stayed in the gene pool.
name two
>evolution
There's your problem
men aren't really supposed to be beating around the bush over finding a mate well into their thirties when most men go bald, this is a recent development.
>americans are so moronic they ask for advice on Ganker and believe everything they read
you're so fricking pathetic
I'd rather die than be bald, and the lack of good video games coming out only makes this decision easier
You guys have sad chest hair. I'm 33 and my hair is down to almost my waist
Forgot pic but yeah Hispanic genes and all
>There are non-Whites on my Gankeridya board.
Even here I can't escape you people.
Normally I’d agree but I’ll admit he looks pretty cool
Thank you, I draw fetish fuel and get a lot of blowjobs consistently for being a hairy Puerto Rican alpha
Hispanics aren't a race you moron. That's like saying Italian is a race.
They are brown colored though
I didn't say Hispanic was a race, I said non-Whites. Hispanics are definitely not White.
Some Hispanics are white, about half of Cubans are white.
Hispanic is not a race regardless, you're either Hispanic-white, Hispanic-black, or mestizo (this is the closest to a race)
>Hispanic White
Still not true White.
That just means someone white who grew up in a Hispanic country.
Seethe more, you'll never be a woman or White.
you'll never be (in) a woman
I can't hear you, I'm too busy fricking twinks constantly and getting paid a lot of money to draw incels weeb porn
>getting paid a lot of money to draw incels weeb porn
Based. Thank you for your service mr gay.
>draw incels weeb porn
Thanks dude. You make my life better.
I thought you meant blowjobs from girls
Nah best oral comes from homosexual bawds who have no gag reflex.
Big if true
damn homie you living the bastedest life i ever witnessed
Are really not a gay??? You really look like gay bear
mutt
Neither will you,homosexual, frick off and go to bed.
Are you that mad that you have a small wiener, can't grow a beard, and turn red like Grandpa Walton more than 10 minutes in the sun?
I’m white, not Asian
race is a meme anyway it's just that R word sounds worse than X word when and people want to avoid that while being racist towards ethnicities (like italians. also frick italians i hate them)
>mutt talking about "true white"
everytime
chest hair comes from my head
get on finasteride before its too late bros, its your only hope. Theres a 1% chance of sides, and if you get it, then get off and at least you tried. Be bald when ur old not young.
Why did you shave your head
I switched to studio monitors. Never going back.
I actually checked my head for if my headphones made the dent, but I forgot I didn't have headphones on.
im almost 40 and almost 3 feet of hair with no fricked hair line or bald spot or anything and Ive been wearing headphones every day for decades. these people are just fricking bald dude.
black irish don't seem to lose their hair, the spanish dna injection must be the trick
how do you cope with being bald? I feel like complete shit and angry at everything. I didnt ask for this shit.
Get a wig or wear a beanie like Tim Pool.
Shave it brah
I have long lusious locks with a straight hairline but i'm thinning on my crown.
how long do i have bros?
get on fin asap
>thinning on my crown.
Shave it its only a matter of time
Stop humouring this attention prostitute. He spams his fatface every chance he gets and has done so for years
It’s been a while hasn’t it? I wonder if anyone remembers the days leading up to Smash Ultimates release
I never had the headphone dent until I started using these cheapass ones that my work gave me, the weird thing is I don't think I had it that tight on my head so not sure how I got the dent
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