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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still mad about getting blacklisted for reporting switch emulation
    jej

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol this a dude

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the shit. As a veteran of the GG days, it’s instantly what I think of when I see that mutant’s name.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a hispanic troon?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just an ugly woman probably has recognized their ugliness and is just leaning into they/them territory for convenience and clout.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not saying she is, but she did date a MtF game dev (and gave her game free publicity without disclosure)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can pick up a boulder with relative ease

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't these people stay away from gaming, if they want to be a girl. girls don't play video games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        girls that play vidya and use the internet arent girls, they are dudes with breasts and china

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a gamer girl but only because I get free stuff. Took years to build up the persona

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would unironically rather have sex with a man than this. I'm 100% serious, screencap this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally bisexual so I couldn't see the problem fricking a troon and still find them completely unattractive.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. Extremely bi and I find any troony utterly repulsive. Sorry that my preferences don't include a pseudo-penis made of thigh/arm skin or a gaping wound made out of an inside-out dick/colon tissue/cadaver skin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newbies don't know patricia hernandez
      No, she's not a troon, just an ugly woman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatty patty is not a troon, but she might as well be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >magilla gorilla went full pooner

      Shouldn't be surprised.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post is a good test for weeding out the newbies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol this a dude

        or morons who have never seen a lesbian in their life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        goymer gate shit is all newbie shit anyway, don't care about some ugly Hispanic from a decade ago i was probably shitposting in some other thread then

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's way before gamergate

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I was just gonna comment that Patricia has been with us for a while. Looks like she's lost weight. Good for her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the guy who made ''Born To Be Alive''.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These sorts of bios are such millennial boomer cringe. No one cares about your generic af hobbies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the wall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gorilla hernandez turned into the mask 2
      wew

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newbies don't know about Patricia Hernandez

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strap-on-wearing Dyke not troon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol this a dude
      No, she's the real deal, just mannish. I'm actually surprised she's been fired as she's been with Kotaku for decades and one of the most infamous click baiters for the site. Most her articles were about things in gaming reminding her of rape (T bagging in First Person Shooters for example) and complaining about gaming conferences not having enough women on stage. She's nothing but trouble.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or making fun of Assassins Creed bugs then later crying that gamers are making fun of Mass Effect bugs. It's all about an agenda.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's one breath away from being a transdude, anons are just getting the wrong flavor of mental illness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wat the way she looked 10 years ago was sexy compared to this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe by comparison but not really at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens to you if you go against the gaymergayters.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did boxing get so gay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao it's like the early life section for actors/politicians but for game devs/journos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      god she aged like milk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a weg protagonist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, get fricked Patrick (Patricio?)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait she was not only still around but their fricking editor in chief?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she left for a while and then came back as editor-in-chief within the past year or two.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentally ill Nintendo fan
      Why is it always them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is a tendie
      figures

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo console owners are soo cringe holy frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That ain't a latina, that's a latinx.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The face of the dumbest articles you could possibly read.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Patricia Hernandex was the editor for Kotaku
      What the actual frick? Now it all makes sense, that b***h was putting out shit years ago that were nothing more than rage bait articles and political activism, how a c**t like that can make it to editor of a "gaming" outlet should tell you everything about the state of the journalism in this industry.
      It's fricking dire.

      lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she lose weight? good for her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lost weight? Wow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick she used to be really cute. Jesus motherfricking Christ.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo, and Pokemon
      The GI editor is a flagrant Nintendo fanboy too. What gives?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamers for ethical journalism: 1
    journalists: 0

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Press F to spit

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    S

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor gal, hope she lands on her feet. Not sure where my favorite journo went (Patrick Klepek). At least we still have Jason Schreier. If he left the industry I dunno what I'd do with myself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      die

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        (Woosh)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may be sarcastic, but Jason Schreier is one of the rare actual *journalists* in vidya. We need more like him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off jason, go post shitty takes on twitter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You may be sarcastic, but Jason Schreier is one of the rare actual *journalists* in vidya. We need more like him.

        He's an activist before a journalist. A racist one to considering he's an actual israelite.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never forget him trying to compare gaming to photography and getting absolutely roasted to the point where he forever left their forums. I wish that would happen again to this baby b***h homosexual and he would just frick off entirely.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was absolutely magical. He got incinerated.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but Jason Schreier is one of the rare actual *journalists* in vidya
        this exact sentence, verbatim, is spammed in any and every thread about journalism or kotaku the past 10 years. this is either schreier himself or a bot. yet no one but me has caught on to this shit.

        no rational thinking human would ever think that slimeball is a worthwhile journalist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does put in actual work and reporting, even if his misfires are infamous. Dude's still ragged on for Dragon's Crown and that game turns 10 this month.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally everything he does and says is a misfire. He's a colossal frickup and object evil in the industry. When I say he, of course we all know it's you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you kidding me this dude runs damage control for corps like activision blizz

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only good video game journalist is unironically Geoff Keighley. Only morons disagree.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon…

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie thinks that dorito and dew sponsors
            >both not video games
            >are somehow a bad thing
            Like I said. Only morons like you disagree.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Please drink a verification can to continue...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                I accept your concession

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PIease drink a verification can to continue...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Please drink a verification can to continue...

                kek

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Defends sellout for mundane shit
              >Purposefully also ignores the celebrity nonsense endorsements, that also has shit all to do with video games and the movie game award pushing nonsense
              >Calling anybody a newbie

              Not even that dude, but go frick off, you drifter. Don't nobody thinks of Geoff of someone with credibility when it comes to marketing video games. Go Lurk some more, you Shoebee

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yes, we need more of the guy with negative testosterone, the sterling voice of a chihuahua gutfricking a squeaky toy, to champion skin colors in gaming.

        I don't give a shit who he sends his butthole pics to, to get inside info from, he's dogshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Rogers got me to play DQXI

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Patricia Hernandex was the editor for Kotaku
    What the actual frick? Now it all makes sense, that b***h was putting out shit years ago that were nothing more than rage bait articles and political activism, how a c**t like that can make it to editor of a "gaming" outlet should tell you everything about the state of the journalism in this industry.
    It's fricking dire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss patricia hernandez posting. zoomers don't even get the joke when you put out the b8 articles.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just keep doing it. Zoomers are too stupid to use google anyway.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when David Jaffe was calling her a bad hire like 11 or 12 years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bitch
      >c**t
      No one expects you to like her work, but you should examine why you talk like this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's a b***h and also a c**t

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I calls them as I sees them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because anon is objectively correct. Also,
        >work

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up dickhead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She likes Nintendo. That's all you need to make it as a video game journalist

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, no, ChatGPT made shitkaku obsolete. This isn't okay, here's why...

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this not cancel culture?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you care if it is?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do shit work
        >get fired
        (You) should consider canceling your life

        Cancel culture kills.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes, I learn all my history through statues of literal traitors

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They started with confederate statues because they were the easiest targets that were met with the least pushback. After that they started removing statues of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and even Jesus. The extreme left even tore down the statue of a deer.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh dear, how are we going to know our history without our statues.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Statues are history. Tearing them down is an act of cultural revolution and eventually the books that talk about the history will be burned and rewritten. I swear zoomers are the stupidest fricking people on earth, this stuff doesn't just happen randomly, it's the first step in establishing a culturally sterile totalitarian regime like the Soviet Union or Communist China.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Tearing down the monuments to a culture's heroes is the first step in erasing that culture.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The anon you're talking to is probably a revolutionary trolling the shit out of you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know that he's some bread toober cum guzzler. I'm just bored.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Tearing down the monuments to a culture's heroes is the first step in erasing that culture.

                lol we aren't tearing down statues of cultural heroes. we are removing statues of Robert e Lee a domestic terrorist, traitor, and loser. it was weird anyway that we had statues of him up. would be like if they erected a statue of Bowser out front of peaches castle.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removes Washington statue
                Disingenuous c**t.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers are so sheltered and arrogant they truly believe nothing bad will ever happen to them, because they are so "special" and "enlightened", while actually only being arrogant and ignorant. The perfect tool, or golem.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly? There are plenty of statues and memorials around that taught me a short summary of someone famous/important to the area who just wouldn't have come up in conversation otherwise, and wasn't quite important enough for someone else to decide to tell me about in school.
                It's not much, and I won't remember most of them, but it's more than nothing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason to want them down is because you're reframing the end of the Civil War not as a reunification, but a conquest, which fits the mindset of the modern left better, especially now that they try to pretend the industrialist, Republican Union forces were "their guys". Thankfully every time you try to actually fight you get punched into a coma by some big ol' country boy or shot, commie homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's funny they have to resort to subversion and outright lying to advance their goals because they know if they tried to outright take over by force they'd get destroyed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mao started with defacing monuments, then removed them, then China suffered the catastrophe of the cultural revolution. The immense damage it caused continues to plague China to this day, their entire system is an edifice of dysfunction built on it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you trannoids already have a statue, dont act so smug

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              why would you want statues of israelitesus?
              you know idolatry is a sin right? your fellow semites defaced statues in rome because of that when they came into power

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah I'm sure Antifa is tearing down statues of Jesus because they are hardcore Orthodox and see it as idolatry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does it matter? Why are you committing idolatry?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even catholic dumbass. Your argument is stupid because the people tearing down statues are atheists.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your argument is stupid because the people tearing down statues are atheists.

                Atheists =/= Anti Theists

                Learn the difference (atheist who enjoys the themes and aesthetics of religions).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Statues of Jesus aren't idolatry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. It's only an idol if people are worshipping it. Creating a statue of Jesus is not inherently making an idol because we make statues to remember and honor individuals our culture deems significant. It only becomes an idol if people worship it like a god.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not idolatory.
                You don't even know what it means.
                Why are you doing this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To some niche Christian and Muslim sects it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you DON'T believe in the teachings of Jesus?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              jesus original t-pose meme

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                t-pose for maximum propulsion

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You talking about the Confederates or the Revolutionaries?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do shit work
      >get fired
      (You) should consider canceling your life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it cancel culture?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Words have consequences, chud.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I do not care if you get cancelled at all, anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Firing somebody is cancel culture
      I hope the company you work for flounders under the weight of shitty employees

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is it cancel culture? prove it is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      eye for an eye tooth for a tooth pandoras box has been opened

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big ook.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That gorrilla was the editor in chief?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, it's finally over.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sisters… the chuds won…

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro she's been there for like a decade, that's longer than most of Ganker have had a job for

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patricia hernandez became editor-in-chief
    this is the most shocking and laughable part of this announcement

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Those grifters all blackmailed their way into power by selling effectively indulgences to protect the slimy sort of men infesting the industry from the woke harpy mob. Why do you think so many Hollywood movies now sound like they were written by the eye candy interns? Because they did the same shit after #metoo.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone please tell me how in the frick is Kotaku still around?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because of quality journalism like this

      https://kotaku.com/fans-picked-the-blonde-in-a-controversial-video-game-be-5826702

      If you want even more lolz, read the root.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Archive or no click.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://web.archive.org/web/20230610221411/https://kotaku.com/fans-picked-the-blonde-in-a-controversial-video-game-be-5826702

          normally hate denying sites their rightful ad revenue but this is an important discussion

          also tried using the archive service 4ch users prefer but the system thinks it's spam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rage bait mixed in with regular reporting of announcements and the very rare actually good article that makes people forget that they're dog shit for a week or two. Same applies to IGN. Hate IGN especially recently with Baldur's Gate.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE CAN PICK UP A BOULDER WITH RELATIVE EASE

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that people don't know who this hamplanet is is sad.

    If you don't know Patricia Hernadez you shouldn't be posting on here, anytime.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you weren't mindbroken by gamergate's boogiemen you shouldn't be posting on here
      frick off tourist, go back to tone policing the alt right on twitter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hernadez was a thing long before GG, rookie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh really I thought she was born in 2014

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual moron thinks Patricia wasn't a thing before gamergate

        https://www.reddit.com

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it sounds gay as frick said out loud but it's a you had to be there thing and you can't really put into words just how much of a local lolcow this person was but she was the poster child of absolutely everything Ganker hated about Kotaku/Tumblr.

        I don't think Patricia ever even went on the anti-gamer gate bandwagon so the board just quietly forgot about her but if somebody made a fake Kotaku article to bait people the chances of her name being used for it were high

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbies ruin everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I don't think about journalists

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that people don't know who this hamplanet is is sad.
      Not really, slowtaku hasn't been relevant for a decade.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more a statement of how completely irrelevant Kotaku and games media is.

      Literally nobody cares about this shit anymore. IGN and Gamespot and all that. I'm surprised they have an audience at all. If younger people want to see what a games like theyll just go watch a streamer on Twitch play it.

      Who the frick cares about game sites anymore? Bygone era.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might say it's all irrelevant shit, but the former editor for Gamespot during that same time period of when they all wrote "Gamers are dead" was the writer for Baldurs Gate 3.
        These people move on from games journalist into writing for games, just don't tell people you weren't warned about this shit in the future.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing I couldn't tell you the story from any game and ive been gaming for 35 years

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You still helped to pay that homosexuals wage.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How so?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >former editor for Gamespot
          That's why that name seemed so familiar. I don't remember if I liked him, or not.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            At that time he wasn't that bad, but his coworker was this dude so anyone next to him is going to seem normal.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only person of that time I actively remember hating was Sessler.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goddamn. These people are DEMANDING you play pretend with them. You know how hard it is for the human brain to see a guy, and then start a mental flowsheet diagram to decide what pronoun to use.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              thankfully this man torpedoes anita sarkeesian and feminist frequency

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              IT'S PAC-MA'AM!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Pac-Man shirt on Ack-Man
              It's like poetry, it rhymes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, that's a special sort of funny.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vanord's reviews were typically disliked. I don't remember why since I never cared enough about reviews since I rented/pirated and played almost everything, anyway, but I do remember his fricking Condemned 2 review being reviled.

            The other major example of journalist-turned-vidya-writer/designer I can think of is Greg Kasavin, who people seemed to really like. He works at Supergiant Games and wrote Bastion, Transistor, Pyre, and Hades.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Condemned 2 review being reviled
              Yeah, I can see why. That's like the average user review on steam with a video attached.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There was Dave Fargo, a journalist/comic writer for Gamespy in the 2000s. He used to write satire comics with a simple illustration by Penny Arcade before they got big. He then wrote a comic about a dwarf in WoW called Flintlocke after which Blizzard picked him up as a quest writer.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He said Far Cry 4 was sexist because a character in the game is sexist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam Smith was the lead writer for BG3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Former game journalist
          Every. Fricking. Time.
          Someone needs to research what the frick happened in their bubble that formed this cult.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fiddlecub
          Is that so?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like that other anon said. The games journos that were anti GG got heralded and the game devs that were pro GG got fricking kicked out of their positions and were publicly humiliated by journos and industry insiders. I remember the Mafia 1&2 lead dev got fired and then they made a Black person Mafia 3 just to spite the dev. Then they kicked out the Saint Row dev for supporting GG and then made one of the worst reboots with woke crap all over.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ign still has the vestibule that at this point has more freedom of expression than reddit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ignboards is shit nowdays
          a bunch of brazilians from BRChan invaded the place and instead of being kicked out IGN made a board exclusive for brazilians and they are always hacking the others boards to troll the moderation

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf I love brazilians now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally nobody cares about this shit anymore
        Ganker certainly cares. Every moment you're guaranteed to see some ragebait get hundreds of replies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is still room for that kind of journalism, or at least I guess journalists doing podcasts, but they need actually do a good analysis and it would still be a niche audience + less grift + no special treatment from gayming companies so best you get is some autist on youtube doing it for free or maybe on a blog (think Shamus Young and Mass Effect games reviews/analysis of his).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaming won’t feel the same without Kotaku. It is not just a site, it’s an institution.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the fricking contrary, we should be happy that she is a nobody now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would i know who some random homosexual at a website i don't go to is

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + f gorilla
    >0 results
    newbies

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow look at these hard hitting pieces of journalism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writing this inane garbage for some clickbait ad cents has to kill a person inside over the years
      Gotta love capitalism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, it really is a dude.

      I thought you gays just throw the word "troony" around like how blacks throw around the n-word

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n-word
        Hey summer reddit tourist. It's Black person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't feel comfortable using the hard-R anon, it's a personal thing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Move tonan American city with a decent Black person population and it will roll off your tongue in a week.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't want to get shot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 articles in about the last 3 months?
      people get payed to write one shitty clickbait piece of shit once per month and live on a fulltime salary

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adding hyphens doesn’t make you smart.
      troony-Black person

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    latinx loss

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >newbies can't tell Patricia Hernandez is an actual woman.
    lmaoing @ her life

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shittaku
    That shit is still alive?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noooo not Gorilla Hernandez! She was supposed to be unfirable! How can we let the chuds do this, comrad xisters!>

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming... is healing.
    We did it, anons, toward the future.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dance thread

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone start posting her articles

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can pick up a boulder, with relative ease

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Confederacy is the participation trophy of Nations. There are dev cycles that have lasted longer than it.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip Gorilla

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonderful news! A shame it didn't happen earlier, but Kotaku is one inch closer to that grave.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The animal fricker?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gas all hacks. Roundhouse kick all hacks. Stick hacks into deep fat fryers.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker openly cheering for people to lose their income and livelihoods

    i yearn for the days this site was left-leaning where we openly shit on scientology but still didn't wish ill on those who share our hobby.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit spacing
      You were never here, newbie tourist

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you were never hear

        do you even read the nonsense you write before posting?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass reddit-spacing tourist can't even read

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll quote you but then add typos to try and gaslight my readers
          Typical dishonest behavior befitting a lefty.
          Try adding more linespaces. Surely that will help.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Typical dishonest behavior

            rightoid hands typed this sentence

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, and? Rightoids are right. Rightoids are objectively better people than you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao holy shit. He just fricking quoted him but added typos to try to win. This truly is the endgame of shitposting.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >added typos

            get your eyes checked anon before hitting "Post" again

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon maybe you should get your eyes checked because "here" and "hear" are two very different words you ESL moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >greentexting someone and slipping a typo in
          Devilish.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically falling for an anti-tourist meme
        reddit spacing is the best meme

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the left wants people doing useless jobs all day to earn money
      sounds about right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moralgays chanology scum were never welcome here. have a nice day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Patricia Hernandez reveled in destroying people's livelihoods, it was literally what she's known for.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope Patty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kotaku bankrupted twice in the same year, they are only afloat because big daddy Soros bailed them out.
      These people produce nothing of value and they only have income because an old israelite gave them the money to keep yelling into the void because nobody fricking read their shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t wish ill on those who share our hobby
      Like when Hernandez and her ilk said “gamers are dead”?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4chinz was leftleaning
      >Redditspacing (Forma Verdadera)
      Get the frick out of our board, Ganker was never and it isnt politically alignened in a hard sense and (You) know it, we were, and deep inside, we still are Internet Chaos, both the heroes and villains of the story, and no memeing or falseflagging can change that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for the cringe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We were a Ron Paul website that made fun of little commies like you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the days this site was left-leaning

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the pool still closed?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is just historical revisionism, a tool of the invader to pretend to have always been.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this was done to shit on habbo mods for being racist. that's why everyone was a black guy with a afro. people were reporting more bans when they were black.

        the only revisionism going on here is you rightoid tourists pretending this place wasn't majority left wing in the early years. just because most anons joined less than a decade ago doesn't mean some real oldgays arent around to sniff out your lies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro doesn't know why everyone was a black man in a suit
        literal child

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this was done to shit on habbo mods for being racist. that's why everyone was a black guy with a afro. people were reporting more bans when they were black.

          the only revisionism going on here is you rightoid tourists pretending this place wasn't majority left wing in the early years. just because most anons joined less than a decade ago doesn't mean some real oldgays arent around to sniff out your lies.

          Eh I’m sure that many if not most of the adults still are. They just get drowned under Russian posers nowadays.

          you really buy into your headcanon dont you.

          all the voting contests rigged for "hitler did nothing wrong" was also a profound political statement by upstanding communist users of Ganker to the nazi-enablers who ran the polls as well, right? lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh I’m sure that many if not most of the adults still are. They just get drowned under Russian posers nowadays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you were never hear

      do you even read the nonsense you write before posting?

      >comes to community not for him at a late stage
      >claims to have always been here
      >attempts historical revisionism
      >claims the rightfully founding members of the community do not belong on the basis of his revised history developed after he came
      >deliberately lies trying to find something to insult someone with
      Liberalism in a nutshell. This is why they are cancer and can not be reasoned with, nor should they be considered humans. All liberals should be in gas chambers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Libertarian, the site was and still is libertarian, that's not your liberalism no matter how much you insist it was

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      here for the summer, plebbit?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they are taking a break from creating BG3 threads.
        Maybe they plan to stay even.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Kotaku was already dead.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no!
    >Anyway

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >criticizes management
    b***h YOU ARE MANAGEMENT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      as someone whos worked at several gaming journalist sites, heres how it actually works

      Contributers/Staff Writers: wannabe young writers/journalists "paid in experience"
      Editors: writers who are paid. they brownnosed and worked unpaid long enough for one of these spots to open and get selected at random by eic
      Editor-in-Chief: Person who started the site. Just another editor with a glorified title for starting the site.
      Parent company: The people with actual money who make the real decisions

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    S
    and nothing of value was lost

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was still there? i thought they fired her a long time ago after hogan fricked them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually promoted her, and she promptly drove it into irrelevance.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incels.. won.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

    ?t=8

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, how can we save Kotaku?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if you piss on it it'll douse the dumpster fire

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOSHI-P WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Communists actually have guides on which cutscenes to skip in FFXIV because they have to side with anti-refugee capitalists like in the story, and they have to endure hours upon hours of the most heavily memed anti-refugee businessman if they want their relic weapon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit lmao. Is it the big old guy with the monk tattoos?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whole lotta newbies in here

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make their worst writer into editor in chief in the first place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody else wanted the job, probly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being the worst writer is the job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Short sighted thinking

      Hate clicks are still clicks, but they slowly kill your audience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Stephen Totilo was the last editor-in-chief and before taking the job he wrote an article for Kotaku about playing the original Doom for the first time. TL;DR version: he managed to get lost in E1M1, had to download a map off the internet (forgetting Doom has an in game map and he didn't press Tab, how the frick do you get lost in E1M1? It's almost a straight line) before getting killed in E1M2 and then declaring that he had now played Doom.

      It's the worst fricking thing I've ever read, so at least Kotaku's consistent with its hiring policies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t it refreshing to see fresh perspectives on classic games?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah this is more the equivalent of a car magazine writer wrote a review of an iconic, classic car, let's say an E type Jaguar, and then spent the review struggling to back out of his own driveway before crashing into the next door neighbors fence and then declaring that he'd finally driven an E type at the end of it. He'd be laughed outta the fricking industry, not made editor-in-chief shortly after

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not from people who haven't played any in the first place

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insomnia Bob is right once again!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Why did they make their worst writer into editor in chief in the first place?
      The same reason a bus driver who has trouble dealing with traffic gets promoted to airline pilot

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Writes a review for MW2
    >Barely talks about the game and just whines about how much she hates America for several paragraphs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can bet that these mongrel mutts won't dare write anything against america nowadays

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They still do. They just see it as transformable if they suppress you enough.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss, stupid woke Hispanic c**t

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won, but at what cost?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What cost? Everyone hates Kotaku, even Nintendo blacklisted them recently.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      time spent making memes and shitposting on Twatter?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The time I spent shitposting about them here

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she lost weight. What's her post-covid routine do you think?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing her switch while dilating. Many such cases

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's more woman than any troony will ever be, no matter how many surgeries and hormones they take.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take them so fricking long? She should have been fired during GG when she was just a contributor. How the frick did they think it was a good idea to promote this dumb b***h in the first place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She should have been fired during GG when she was just a contributor

      Did you not miss the point of GG? No shit they wouldn't fire a journalist, they're protecting them else firing them would be essentially admitting the gamers (that they absolutely hate) were right.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No shit they wouldn't fire a journalist
        I swear everyone forgets that Leigh Alexander suddenly left Gamasutra, having been their editor-in-chief and being the one who wrote the first "gamers are over" article, just a few months after GG started. She was never officially fired or anything but the fact that she was so suddenly swept aside should tell you that something was going on behind the scenes.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a name I haven't heard in many moons.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone saved any of the fake kotaku articles from back in the day? They're a great example of satire becoming real life

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couple years ago I was in one of these sites contributing and was on the press release whatever email. Other than E3 announcements, almost every major game related announcement meant we'd get emails with press materials and the embargo date. Literally every site gets the same emails cause theyre all on the same list

    Couple years ago I leaked one announcement on Ganker, then a youtube channel picked up on it and then it started getting major news. Made me a bit scared. But anyway, Jason Schreier of course had to take the opportunity to go on Twitter going "Yes can confirm this story I was just about to make a story myself before it leaked." I called him out on his bullshit, telling him that every site had that email and he's just trying to sound like hes got some super sekrit inside source that others dont, and he blocked me like a little b***h.

    He never knew I was the one who fricking leaked it

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't games jornos been unironically phased out by twitter and steam features?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have. It used to be a huge thing on Steam but they have gotten taken over by better curators and twitter doesn't even bother anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of those who gave horrible Nintendo games 5/5 reviews work for Nintendo now. I guess the Nintendo bonus works both ways.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ninetndo didn't put up with their shit and now they don't want to work there and have to play real games

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking finally.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes!

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I haven't heard about this fat moron in a minute and was just thinking about him(her?) the other day. Based

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that the editor that kept b***hing about how females were presented in games, and then kept making game-unrelated articles about veganas?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol if they hire this troon to replace pattycakes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voidburger
      >Troon
      I don't like her either but she's just your typical 4/10 female.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        taking joy at this type of petty victory is kind of pathetic. gays/trannies/eminists have an iron grip over the entire industry and undoing the dmaage will take at least a decade. These people achieved total victory.

        come now anon, she's a solid 6/10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4/10
        Are kidding me? She looks she's cosplaying Edgar Winter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joins giant bomb
      >says "i didnt play it but i saw a lets play..." for a year
      >leaves

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how many hires used GB as a stepping stone.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dan left for wwe, where he apparently got paid decently but had somewhat slow or strict management that didnt let him do literally whatever he wanted, so he pouted and went back to giant bomb right at the same time jeff got off the sinking ship. now the site is in zombie mode and dan recently lost his house and he and his morbidly ugly butch wife are living with his friends or family while finding a place to downgrade to

          its amazing how utterly moronic everyone around that site is/was

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just surprised Jeff is doing well enough functioning out of his bedroom talking to himself for hours at a time. He took Unprofessional Fridays to a new level going solo.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like Jeff's solo podcast but then we lost the timestamp guy in the comments, so now there's no way for me to know in advance what topics Jeff's gonna talk about on his podcast beforehand.
              I like Gerstmann, but I'm not sitting through 3 hours of solo Jeff for the off-chance he talks about a topic I want to hear.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spends 45 minutes every episode talking about his daughter
                unbearable podcast.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really has become unbearable to be honest.
                >15 minutes talking about his daughter
                >10 minutes talking about soft drinks
                >20 minutes about wrestling
                >advertisement for sponsors
                It's a shame because I honestly love hearing Jeff talk about the various aspects of the gaming industry, especially whenever he provides his retrospectives on 90s or 2000s era gaming. It's just buried in there with so much off-topic nonsense. And I know, I know "hurr durr it's his podcast, feel free to leave if you don't want to listen". I just wish the dude that did the timestamp on his podcasts would return, I just want to skip to the topics that I find interesting and ignore all the faff.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't his wife some bbw "model" that gets paid to test sex toys?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bbw "model"
                Absolutely incorrect, where did you get your info from? His wife isn't bbw at all. Normal weight and size. Last I checked, at least.
                >gets paid to test sex toys
                I'm not aware of this so I cannot deny nor confirm, but this also sounds like bullshit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bbw "model"
                Absolutely incorrect, where did you get your info from? His wife isn't bbw at all. Normal weight and size. Last I checked, at least.
                >gets paid to test sex toys
                I'm not aware of this so I cannot deny nor confirm, but this also sounds like bullshit.

                Nah she's pretty chunky, she took down her NSFW tumblr after hooking up with Jeff. I don't blame him since she's got a nice rack. I still have her nudes somewhere

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chunky
                Might just be pedantry from me, but chunky is not bbw. In my opinion, at least.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >". I just wish the dude that did the timestamp on his podcasts would return
                He's never coming back. Nextlander paid him off to stop. 5 figures is what I heard.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a Dad so I like that section always makes me smile. I can see how someone like you who will never breed would find it soul-crushing though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but I personally don't mind the daughter talk. I'm more annoyed at all the other off-topic shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can understand that honestly. I find the ranking of Energy Drinks strangely comfy though even though I drink maybe 2 of those things a year.

                The wrestling talk I tolerate because I used to be into that stuff but it's all been so shit for a few years I've fallen off completely.

                Timestamps would be nice honestly. Nextlander does them every week but I bet that's Brad's autism at work more than anything else.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                correct, i have zero intention on breeding but im opting to listen to a video game podcast not a family podcast kthx.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah let's just pretend it's your "intention" keeping you from having kids even though you're in your mid to late 30's lol.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy having the rest of your life consumed by ungrateful shit goblins with the hope they'll take care of your destitute, bordering on senile, still-not-retired ass while I live the DINK live with my girl and will retire at 45. 😉

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll never know the love and joy of being a parent and your "girl"(male) will always resent you for forcing her to die with a dusty, unused womb.

                You also aren't retiring and 45. transitioning is more likely for you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dan recently lost his house and he and his morbidly ugly butch wife are living with his friends or family while finding a place to downgrade to

            wtf is this true

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, anon is completely wrrong. He just recently left the WWE. He's got multiple podcasts, is in one of the highest positions at giantbomb now, and is moving because his he no longer needs to live near the WWE job. He already has a new house. He's not financially in a bad place as he talks about travelling and vacations constantly on his pod with Mary and Mahardy which is unironically the only good video game podcast because they all actually play games.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's an article on how you can pirate and play metroid dread ahead of it's launch
    >wtf why won't you send us games to review

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we’re PLAYERS, not GAMERS

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hernandez finally gone
    about fricking time, she was the b***h who was responsible for kotaku's degeneracy since the gg days

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually enjoyed her articles, she was always able to relate a video game to feminism which we need more of in this Barbie hiphop era of television news networks.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never read a Kotaku article in my life, so I don't really care. But I'm happy for you, Ganker.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol when did they make Patty Nandez editor? Jesus Christ.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read Kotaku since GamerGate but I'm glad the dumb b***h is finally gone even if it's 10+ years too late.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all game journalists can be, and should be, replaced by AI

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gamergate 1.0 is still ongoing

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's now one less gaming "journalism" website
    big if true

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    S

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol is this the subhuman who divorced her husband because she cheated on him but he let her die in diablo 3?
    lel

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that game companies are actively blacklisting the outlet, guess the consequences of such actions are slowly caught up with them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real reason is the rising interest rates, so their parent company can no longer take free loans to keep up a website that is bleeding money. A lot of "growth" in tech for the past 10-15 years has been fake and funded with debt.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Latinx bros... we can't take another L, not like this.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick was this prostitute still employed? This is unbelievable, remember hearing about her moronic articles at least in 2014

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    REAL or FAKE?
    I have 116 of these.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake
      This shit has accelerated to quickly nowadays that people wouldn't even blink at some of these articles now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 troonyvegas articles
          the writing was on the wall

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here, I'll just upload them all. Have fun, or a trip to 2013 Ganker.
          https://litter.catbox.moe/0db0dk.7z

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oppression orbs

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That paragraph is peak millennial writing yeesh

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *gets kicked in the nuts*
            OW! MY OPPRESSION ORBS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's a fake

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the bouncy ball clip

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kotaku is dying
    >Jim Sterling's channel is dying
    >Games are actually losing sales due to adding woke stuff
    It took a good 6 years but the liberal era of gaming is finally over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not over. It's going to keep spreading, splintering off from the main tumor and infecting other studios, over and over, until it's all burnt to the ground.

      There is no getting rid of it fully.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamergate was a decade ago dude. It's been a lot longer than 6 years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he unironically believes this
      frick no, if anything its getting worse since this shit is starting to flood into japanese games as well

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the website be readable agian?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when was it ever readable

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Escape > Giant Bomb > Nextlander > Gerstman Show

    Fire Escape crew actually play games and Nu-Giant Bomb kind of does. Gerstman barely plays games now. Nextlander is drug down by Navarro who hates every game he touches (and also barely plays) and Shoemaker, I am convinced, hasn't touched a video games in over 15 years. Vinny clearly enjoys games but he's too busy being a parent to play anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This bullshit MUST be posted by Dan or Bakalar. Nothing else makes sense.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dan at least plays games and wants to make content but Fire Escape is kino because of kish and mahardy while dan is just comic relief for how moronic he is.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

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