Gamers, did MMO guilds ever come into your school and make presentations about their grindslop in order to recruit you?
Gamers, did MMO guilds ever come into your school and make presentations about their grindslop in order to recruit you?
Gamers, did MMO guilds ever come into your school and make presentations about their grindslop in order to recruit you?
And if they had, would you have said yes? (girls only tho sorry boyz tehee)
>How do we make our female character look badass?
>Obviously give them a fug ugly ass haircut where they’re half bald and look like cancer patient from the side
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Yea idk what's with the californians obsession wityh being ugly. Being ugly and not being able to change it like an ugly face I can understand, but why would you give yourself an ugly haircut on purpose? And make your face even uglier with piercings. ugh
why can't this just be about women playing vidya together? Why the commentary?
Because liberal western women, anon.
Because "play this game" isn't convincing. "They don't want you to play this game, be strong and empowered and prove them wrong, those meanies!" is a shortcut to good publicity.
every female gamer I've ever ran into always played either a girl or the fruitiest looking dude they could get, what the frick is this moronic shit
I mean this is pretty true for men as well. Either its a normal looking dude or some absolute bimbo with the exception of assclowns who create abominations
i'm a dude and i always play as an asian woman kinda like the mirrors edge b***h
>ESL writing
>lefty writing
>slop artstyle
#LMAO
>and how many of you play girls
I think 100% of them do when the main character is a woman?
This shit better have an amusing punch line or else your bbq invite is permanently revoked
>as girls
>female
Yikes... it's type 1 and type 2, get it right you sexist freak.
Anon...
Look closer, you don't even get to choose your sex. The game literally only has women.
what would be the point of pic rel?
You have to verify your IRL gender with a blood sample before you can log in and then that symbol is automatically displayed in front of your character name no matter what you play.
ACK
>Blood type: male
if this happened in my country one of the pikey girls would've kicked the absolute shit out of her and the pikey's family would've burned her house down
>how many of you play a girl
>they lower their hands
Fricking bs, I've never met a woman who didn't play as a female when given the option.
>how many of you girls play video games
>and how many of you play something other than farmville and candy crush
The main girl doesnt even play games online and had to ask her mom several times in order to be able to so there is a chance that none of the girls there ever played an online game let alone playing as a female.
completely inaccurate
women are incapable of not self inserting every chance they make a character
meanwhile in reality 97% of female gamers only play female characters
>women choose to play as women
>50% of men choose to play as women
Do you recall those vaunted times of eld when there were NO FEMALE GAMERS?
Is this some stupid troony shit omg cringe
Sounds like you're too chicken to play the no.1 fastest growing MMORPG with over 10 million subscribers.
Sometimes I wonder if fricking Ganker would be a better parent than these idiots. I feel it would be easier to teach how to avoid groomers and other shady characters if you're one yourself.
>$12 a month for a MMO game
That woman was scamming them wtf
>paying 12 dongos per dingle for a Korean grindfest MMO
I M A G I N E
A school let a saleswomen come to their school to shill a videogame?
Yes but it was disguised as a girl-power initiative.
You could sell crack in schools if you disguised it as a female empowerment thing
ESL reply
She's cute
She could stand to lose a few hundred pounds.
I can tell without reading it this is gonna be some ragebait shit. I'm out.
Girls have a bad rep online because they're dumb attention prostitutes who are bad at video games. If a girl could be one of the best gamers in the world, that wouldn't be the case and there would be no problem.
Every argument about discrimination or representation or whatever always ends up with this reality-denying part where we all have to pretend that there wasn't a good reason for it.
I don't get it, did she grow her hair in just one day?
It's called a hair bun, Anon
>Who wants to be a girl, in-game and out?
>Character in focus clearly does not have a hair bun
anon, you dont seem to know female hairstyles very well
Look at the middle left panel here, Anon
You can clearly see her hair is tied up in the back
Cant decide between wanting to be ignored for being a woman gamer or being put on a pedestal for being a woman gamer
>guild probation
why do mmoBlack folk do this
because of people like (You) who will be moronic outside of 4chinz
when some autist asked me to leave a resume on their gay forum I just told him to frick off and quit wow promptly after. I dont understand while someone would subject themselves to this idioticy.
>Best gamers in the world
>MMO player
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Motivational speaker meant to bring people together
>Immediately discriminates against every single boy in the class
Careful now anon you're dangerously close to implying men should be allowed to have groups of their own like women.
I'm implying left wingers are more racist and sexist than any /misc/tard could ever hope to be.
How can someone spout such blatant lies when MMORPGs have always been known as one of the few genres you could actually find women playing even 25 years ago
Either the writer actually believed it, or was hoping to make others believe it.
You'll have to decide what sounds more likely.
I am leaning towards the former if the comic is trying to indirectly justify RWT
>woman
>one of the best gamers in the world
Has that ever happened?
Yes, they were called bully hunters.
If this isn't foreshadowing then this comic is lame.
So she definitely gets raped or molested right? I ain't reading this shit otherwise
why has she such a massive body? her face looks pretty normal/thin
Because that's what "body positive" artists do. They want to represent atypical "average" body types, but if they drew that accurately their character would be ugly and they want them to be cute still. So they draw a normal, thin face on top of a fat body. Hilarious but sad.
Mom knows her daughter is a horny degenerate and doesn't want to let her online
I never say this on here because it's typically brainworm nonsense, but there's absolutely zero chance that the person who made this comic was born a woman.
No one cares
>be fugly fatty
>play your idealized bimbo self
>complain about unrealistic representation
oh no no nono
>game gets to 98%
>CTD
>she tries again
>CTD
>she tries again
>BSOD
Please enter cdkey.
>middle poster
imagine being at computers
>white
>human
>fighter
Yep, it's gaming time.
If there is a healer class then what is the priest's role?
Molestation.
It gives permanent debuffs.
punching homies
Debuffs/morale g2kry
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
>exposed legs
>exposed chest
ummmm that armor's not gonna protect you sweatie
For me it's Planton scholar
>scholar
>warrior
>hunter
>thief
>healer
>priest
Ask me how I know the troony writer don't play games.
this makes me feel sick, is this what women think reality is like?
i kind of like the artstyle
>wow you're really good at clicking on digital enemies I'm impressed
Perhaps it's an action game?
aren't most MMOs tab target?
In the 2010s there was a few genuine action MMOs that didn't have tab targetting. TERA Online probably the best example. But like most MMOs of that era
they were dead in arrival cause "lol just play WoW".
I think in Korea tho action MMOs had a lot lasting community
Spin to win, fricking bladestorm.
>kills racist asian charicatures
damn i didn't know this comic was based
Ah yes, the famed dungeon where you have to beat up zombie Mongolians and then leave pig corpses on the boss' doorstep to prank him.
>in game for 3 minutes
>already getting groomed
That's the true little girl online experience
Sarge is a troony and probably a twitch mod as well.
I don't get it? what is this insane commentary with the implication that girl gamers play anything but girl characters in videogames? wasn't there Literally a study that showed girls play 90% girl characters in like league and other shit
Much like men who love to play as beautiful sexy idealized waifus, women love to play as handsome sexy idealized husbandos.
Chances are you've met plenty of women in MMO's, you just didn't know. It goes both ways, anons.
Wanna earn REAL money in cyberspace, kid?
>just giving out your location to strangers online
That's actually very common in MMOs
t. someone who's been an MMO loser their whole life
It's just her town.
I thought it was BS but some anon I flirted with on /soc/ gave me his first name, uni, and one private selfie, and that was more than enough for me to dox him with out of curiosity. He'd made it into a local newspaper because of a scholarship. I never did anything with the info and didn't mention it to him, but you gotta be careful with that kind of thing. You're more public than you know.
Stop seducing America's youth, pervert
We were both in uni and he was trying to top me. I would've let him too if he wasn't so unstable. He was cute.
Gay stories are always amusing from a distance and disgusting at close range
Kids will do some really stupid shit for people they think are cool.
>She's actually just been interacting with a bot about to trick her into giving away her credit card info
For girl power and solidarity you must buy itunes gift cards and tell me numbers or the patriarchy wins.
You jest but decades ago when I was still in uni, there was a sizeable amount of straight women that slept with these feminists to "help fight patriarchal norms". It's moronic but those dykes just got free puss.
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califugees ruining my state
I'm a native out in Sahuarita. You know I'm real because no one moves here willingly.
You honestly deserve it for letting those migrants in when Texas is literally fighting the feds from destroying their barricades.
>go to voice channel in all-girl guild
Imagine
>literally types the word "sigh"
lmao lol even
very womanlike behavior
>join voice
>immediately met by a troon doing their best mickey mouse impression
i always feel bad and i try not to laugh but its hard
>join dicksword, the natural troony habitat
>surprised he finds trannies
>they all sound annoying as frick
sigh
>Actually gonna be a groomer plotline
Gotta say, I really didn't expect that
why are you even dumping this when we already know the conclusion is disappointing
Classic runescape gold sellers
>"i kick ass at videogames"
>shirt says game over
This comic is giving off homosexual vibes. I can't believe I left Ganker only for this shit to be on Ganker.
what does this mean???
>he hasn't read Girls
You've never been in a Storytime of Pain thread?
I haven't seen one of thoses in years, ignoring this one, of course.
I would kill for Junji Ito posting to come back
The trash beyond this part isn't worth posting, but to sum it up:
Fatty goes to kill goldfarmers with pvp enabled. Ends up befriending a Chinese goldfarmer who tells her about his horrible working conditions.
Fatty convinces him to unionize the goldfarmers and he gets fired and his account given to a new drone.
She goes on to champion the rights of Chinese goldfarmers online and wants to change society so goldselling isn't taboo.
The end.
Post the rest you b***h. I'm invested now.
lol?
loool??????????
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
Well that was unexpected
>no grooming
>no molesting
>no raping
Waste of my time
So all the foreshadowing about grooming was in vain? Whatever happened to the whole "we need to represent women in online videogames" commentary? What was the point of ANYTHING in this comic?
The point is that the Chinese have horrible working conditions and are forced to farm gold, and if you try to stop it you're an evil imperialist.
I hope you learned something today.
>Pro rmt comic
Jesus christ that's frickin awful
A shame too, the avatar was cute
>play video game
>become murderer for hire
Shit, maybe that Jack Thompson guy was right.
>white liberal woman wants to help poor downtrodden minority
>makes situation worse for everyone
many such cases
What a bait and switch.
Wait wtf. That is the stupidest shit no way. How do you befriend a gold farmer they are LITERALLY bots. It has to be grooming thing. Fatty is gonna get groomed and start doing illegal drugs (that fricked up hrt stuff you kids order online)
>goes to kill gold farmers
>guy sees than ten of his two hundred bot accounts are being camped, mass reports the ones killing him
>banned for a week, appeal autodenied
There, corrected for real life accuracy
>convinces him to unionize the goldfarmers and he gets fired and his account given to a new drone.
>goldfarmer irl has to resort to a construction or manufacturing gig and gets killed at a worksite accident a week later
viva la revolucion!
huh? I'm not quite sure what kind of moral I'm supposed to take away from that..
gold selling = good because racism bad?; but also gold selling = bad because unethical labour?
Pity the browns, everything they do is holy. That's about it.
>She goes on to champion the rights of Chinese goldfarmers online and wants to change society so goldselling isn't taboo.
What.
Man who the frick even wrote this shit, it started out as some empowering girl fantasy bullshit, then it looked as if it was going to about grooming in online communities and then it's about chinky goldfarmers?
Did the diseased mind who made this got so caught up in trying virtue signaling about multiple things that it forgot things need to make sense?
The script was written by an AI
I thought I had a semblance of media literacy but I have no idea what the point of this is.
You pay money to get paid killing bots.
>Union
>China
Does this writer know about anything that isn't American economics?
>"call me sarge"
*ends call*
A 15 year old girl demands you call her "sarge" uniornically
How do you respond?
I knew a girl in high school and that was her nickname because her name was Sargento. Yes, she was a Black person.
dont speak with women online but i'd probably go "SIR YES SIR" and roll with it
>girl can't get good in game so wants to normalize buying power
So much for girls get it done lmao.
> Chinese gold farmer gets caught trying to unionize
> The company he worked for turns out to be a Tencent that shell company
> Tencent sends a fillabuster black squad to torture and kill his family to disincentivize further attempts at unionization
Yeah but a woman got to feel good about herself and got some upvotes, so it was worth it.
>presenter coming to a school to talk about MMOs
>all-girl guild
>unionize gold farmers
>make gold selling not taboo
>paying irl cash to kill farmbots
what in the fricking secondary fan is this shit? the writer of this comic has never played an MMO in their life
you could be lying out your ass and I will never know, not only because I am completely uninterested in the narrative, but because it's funny
>Starts out a Ganker girl gamer ragebait comic
>Starts morphing into a comic about MMO predators
>Suddenly promotes p2w and goldfarmer rights
Did an AI write this or something
>wants to change society so goldselling isn't taboo.
oh so this b***h is ruining the in-game economy, nice
>oh the rights of chinese goldfarmers who usually do it willingly and use bots
Meanwhile, new players in Elite Dangerous get tricked into landing on someone's carrier and get kidnapped to a faraway star system and forced to mine.
how the frick do you expect to unionize a fricking black market job where you're paid in cash under the table?
By legitimizing goldselling in-game of course, thereby turning into a viable economic base for impoverished nations!
>said the ancap
It seems like such a terrible idea that i'd like to see it actually happen just to see how fast the entire in game economy crashes
Sigh
>almost all above the shoulder shots with no background.
lazy artist
>those faces on the bottom panel
Tell me Ganker, what did they see?
pornography starring her mother
Why, her Peanus Weanus of course!
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on in this comic?
She's YIIK'ing.
Because it's srsbznz
Grooming fantasy for dykes
A few years ago anyone would be ashamed to expose this cringe trash, now you can make money from mental illness.
Everything is for sale, even your sanity
>Everything is for sale, even your sanity
This has definitely been the case throughout the entirety of history, any degree of inequality in working conditions immediately sells our sanity out.
lmao
>guy actually at the keyboard instead of sitting on a couch occasionally glancing at 100 knock-off iPad screens running botting scripts
Least realistic part of the game, even including the guild that are slobbering over a level three being capable of killing some mobs.
Top right panel taken moments before she hits it with the Tianmen Square Massacre 1989
This feels like it could be entertaining if it was an absurdist dive into how bot farming is really a legacy of Asian racial politics slowly infesting Western culture since the 70s but I honestly have no idea what this comic is trying to say here.
>This feels like it could be entertaining if it was an absurdist dive into how bot farming is really a legacy of Asian racial politics slowly infesting Western culture since the 70s
okay but how the frick did a level 3 kill 20+ players even if they are at worst level 1?
20 apparently real life Chinese slave children just afked instead of acting in their best interest to blow her back and keep farming
>he doesn't slaughter thousands of chinese every day to pay for his sub
ngmi
I humbly request someone replace the goldgnomes dialogue with a standard gold selling advert
>getting exp from killing other players
Whaaa...??
literally how it worked in tibia
>This is how the golden era of WoW would have happened if I was of age when it happened
Video games make you a loser. Ice cream makes you fat. It’s fine to indulge a healthy amount but don’t forget that it’s unhealthy and never ever cope by encouraging others to do it with you.
Also this is stupid because they could just install Tinder. Girls like in a moronic fantasy world where they’re actually the victims for being able to find a guy at literally any time of day.
WHY THE FRICK IS THIS c**t RECRUITING IN A SCHOOL
WHERE IS THE TEACHER
You ever look at an art style, and you can just SMELL the artist?
>he imagined the smell
It was forced on me by OP being a homosexual. I didn't ask for this.
Ok Adam
>imagine the smell
Is that coming literally about grooming kids into being gaymers?
Why is the rest of the comic never posted? There's a ton of wisdom.
Passing this advice on to the immigrations office.
Why are their knees red?
The game lets you buy canine mounts
Artist wants really hard to become Japanese mangaka.
They're enchanted for extra bludgeoning damage.
lel
>planton rug $550
Is this implying she spent REAL MONEY on this??
I think it implies those are rare items that can be sold for irl cash? Lots of MMOs have black markets for that stuff
500+ for a carpet anon?
The frick is it made of, CS:GO skins?
I once saw someone spend the irl equivalent of 200 USD for a ring in a Wrath GDKP. Never underestimate soys and OCD autists with too much expendable cash from living at home.
Does the dollar value of random background elements have any relevance?
>korean
>not bot
This sounds psychopathic, wtf is their problem?
I fricking wish PK guilds were still a thing in popular MMOs, but these days you try it and the entire server turns on you
So the female power fantasy is just being an annoying activist that faces minimal danger and does minimal work?
>gets told playing the game would be all activism and sticking it to the man
>despite getting a free pass and praise laid at her feet, quickly loses interest
>finds a new thing to protest immediately
i've never seen this comic before and it somehow managed to be my least favorite comic ever posted on Ganker mostly because of how fricking bad the artstyle is
>my least favorite comic ever posted on Ganker
>tailssittingonabench.jpg
>tailssittingonabench.jpg
One of my favorites
shit thread
I remember when a guy in /gfg/ translated it and we jerked off and mostly forgot about our Yuri smut then 2ndaries started seething about it a couple weeks later
Should I do it? Is modern Ganker prepared for this?
does he sex the pikachu?
Frick it we ball.
hey you've posted 8 of these and he hasn't had sex with the pokemon creature whats going on
I love this comic
you are pretentious
and you are anonymous
Sorry I'm getting lazy so I'm cramming more pages in the same image.
>pokemon trophy
>has a hockey guy on it
Lol that got me
The end.
I DON'T FRICKING GET IT
EXPLAIN THE FRICKING COMIC TO ME
Nihilism.
War bad, raising pokemon bad, depression good, gods not real morty
It’s a reference that one Pokémon manga where Pikachu “kills” an Onix.
The die is that the comic is about how Pikachu had to be exposed into very nihilistic and disturbing shit in order to turn it into a Pokémon willing to kill. It’s a sort of comedic premise, that mixes ptsd tropes in order to explain violence, like the Punisher in marvel, with the cutesy world of Pokémon.
>in order to turn it into a Pokémon willing to kill.
But he didn't kill any of them, at least directly The joke is that Pikachu achieved such a profound understanding of the world that one utterance embodied such a breadth of experience that every Pokemon who heard it just gave the frick up and peaced out.
Ok, huh?? This is probably the only page i did not get at all. What happened?
The cycle is repeated, just like how the trainer imbued the once naive Pikachu with the sorrow of existence, Pikachu will now do the same with the naive baby.
Thanks, its been ages since I read this
someone should now post Chinman
whoa its like a cycle of violence and stuff bro thats so deep
what a shame since it had some funny panels
it's ultimately a comedy comic, it just plays everything straight
...of part 1!
There was a part 2 made but it gets a bit weird.
Fans of the pleasure cube will recognize this one.
God, I fricking adore the PIKA being overlaid with imagery. Good ass comic work.
The End Part 2. For real now.
Cruelty Squad is a wild ride
>tm34
>bide
Oh boy.
What
>Our future shouldn't be an unending orgasm
Speak for yourself, butthole
oh no, he became reddit
okay so the depressed guy adopted a pikachu then the pikachu was fed up and bored and decided to become intelligent and wise and learn coding. the guy made the pikachu more depressed by showing him crime scenes and executions and throwing him in a ball to meditate. then it won the tournament by enlightening other pokemon (what did he actually say?). however the pikachu became depressed just like his trainer so he left and adopted a human and the cycle will continue. did i miss anything?
>(what did he actually say?)
Literally just "Pika".
nice digits
nice trips
Nice 66666
>that fricking exit
Ok that got me. You win, comic, and I salute you.
ok I laughed
This is incredibly silly but the panelling on this page is fantastic.
Kino
idgi
I have no idea what is happening lol
Same here the art is so messy and i cant tell what the frick anything is
Nihilism
I'm fairly certain the comic was drawn by a schizophrenic. It's peak Ganker nonsensical garbage
doesnt have nearly enough dicks or Black folk to be a Ganker comic
Why did you try to make it sound like some hyper edgy shit feast when its actually a nearly incomprehensible violence bad schizo comic
When i was young i played with young girs
Lotr was big and fandoms lasted for longer
I stopped playing because there's less women in mmos, at least less sane ones
>I stopped playing because there's less women in mmos
Dude that's why you SHOULD be playing them now. It's the only way to get a moment of peace.
Now there's homosexuals pretending to be women all over way more prolific than women ever were. It's far more obnoxious
Just play as a man and they'll never even approach you.
some flavors of troons do but I guess they tend to stay away from male characters you're right
i like that artstyle.
Pick 1 (one)
Is....is this how you make kek threads in order to avoid you know who?
he became tempered
uncaring to earthly limits and his own corporeal form
>women
>fantasize about their characters and the story of what theyre doing as they do it, get into roleplay
>not too worried about mechanics or the game itself
>moids
>no roleplay at all outside of ERP
>obsessed with mechanics, no imagination whatsoever
post breasts pl0x
This has been a basic tenet of woman vs male playtime since the dawn of time. Men want to envision themselves as becoming the toy or hero. Woman want to imprint themselves and their opinions on the toy or hero. It's why Barbie is so popular - it was a literal blank slate for girls to morph into their identity
Now one could argue this demonstrates woman are inherently a lot of narcissistic than men and hate considering standards other than their own but that's another discussion
what a load of shit, where's the
>"girls only gaming so you don't have to deal with predatory men!"
>said by a predatory woman looking to groom girls
comic?
guys i think violence is bad
What the shit is this. There were so many chicks on WoW. Also my main was a girl because I didn't self-insert like an autist and play on a fricking RP server.
Nihilism is the answer to philosophy's great question.
I pose a question to you, anons. Who is this comic supposed to be for? Who is the target audience?
let me guess that's a troony and he grooms those girls
I raided in FFXIV with a girl. The funny part is I was the only dude who didn't go easy on her when it came to mistakes while every other guy in the static treated her different. It makes sense as to why she ended up with me, while the incel raid lead stopped playing when he found out we were dating. Which lead to the static falling apart.
Remember men woman don't like to be treated different when doing that same activities as you, and like being held to the same standard.
>Remember men woman don't like to be treated different when doing that same activities as you, and like being held to the same standard.
That's absolutely not even remotely fricking true
Women hate being shown that they're getting te kiddie gloves, but hate even more not given special treatment
The challenge is in balancing things, making sure she isn't getting it as hard as men while still assuring her it's a remarkable workload for a woman
Well all the dude's in the static would always tell her it's okay when she messed up even with stuff we've covered multiple times. While if one of the men messed up it would be like "oh come on man you got to get that, it's okay lets go again." while if they girl messed up "oh its okay, we all make mistakes, hehe"
Meanwhile I would tell her "come on I know, you know you can to do better."
it was just funny seeing the static lead internally seethe when he realized she had no interest in him, you can tell his mood changed when he found out we were dating, as his performance dropped tremendously.
>we were dating
Like actually dating or "never talked in person" dating? Also, it's like I said, you can't make it obvious and you can't clearly do it to get in her pants
I bet you didn't treat her like a dude unless you treated all dudes with delicate gay manners instead of just calling them morons
We met up fricked, but overtime she showed that she was a bpdemon like most woman. So I went my separate way.
>playing some game
>hear high pitched voice
>someone blurts out "is that a girl?"
>say it's probably just some kid
>girl says it's a girl
>probably all three of our faces
has it happened ever in history? what a weird fricking thread
Holy mother of cringe, do women really?
I'm a gamer and I kick arse.
>telling a chinese gold farming slave to start a revolt for better working conditions
lmao
>Got a guy fired to open up a position for a girl
Yaaaasss slay queen
>china bugman called Raymond
Its like this person lives in another reality entirely
>woman convinces man to do something
>everyone suffers
Entire history of the human race in two memetic arrows, kek
>destroy the company that employs you
>actually succeed
>now you have no job or income
What's the next step of the master plan?
Slave mentality
The slave chains is broken.
Now what?
>girl only guild
But isn't this sexism? And why do a school presentation about it if you're going to exclude half the people there?