>gamers want only one thing and its fricking disgusting
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>gamers want only one thing and its fricking disgusting
>gamers want only one thing and its fricking disgusting
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>objectifying women as a reward to the player
mega yikes
We all say that behind your back when we see you. You are humanity's shameful little embarrassment.
>le girl hugs as a form of thanks
>objectifying
"You could get used to this" is actually referring to basic human affection. This is the first genuinely warm, loving hug Link can remember getting.
This is the first time he got a faceful of freckled ginger cleavage too
That's not as important. This Link grew up an ostracized orphan, in a community of eternal children with no parental instincts. At a young age, he was thrown into a life of constant danger and battle where most people he meets want him dead. He saved his world and then all of his deeds were done. And then his only friend leaves him. Why do you think this Link always has that blank expression on his face? The only emotions he knows how to express are shock and fear. Haven't you noticed that the Links with happier backgrounds are more expressive?
*all of his deeds were undone
He ended up going home and most likely banging Malon, it's fine
why does this link look like a gay?
what's up with links hips in the left pic?
Gotta be able to pass while on Gerudo Town
why are you in a zelda thread without having played any of the games
Because he's a frogposter
> there are only TOTK,BOTW and TP
stupid zoomer.
It was the begging of the homosexualification of Link. It all went down hill from there.
but that's just a theory
a game theory
I just want a hug from someone who tells me I give nice hugs
I had a girl tell me once I was ideal for cuddling because I give off lots of heat apparently
anyone else spending Christmas alone?
With siblings and parents. Would hope my foray into the actual dating scene would’ve changed something this year, but it’s starting to reinforce my belief that too much of the world is just too detached these days.
Yes. I spent last night, which is our christmas eve, alone playing video games.
Also today, and the rest of the week.
It was nice.
MALINK WON
ZELINK LOST
She smells like shit though
You're thinking of her sister. Cremia smells like milk.
Absolutely wholesome. Anyone who doesn't like this is a troon.
Link needed a hug.
Like, really, really badly.
dammit horsebitch
>Big tiddy farmgirl to grow up and raise a family with
How could Link ever choose anyone else? (I know OP is technically Creamia but this a certified Malonbro moment)
do you think Link chosing Malon would turn Zelda into a bitter old roasty?
he's only 17 you sick frick
Yikes how did that get past the ethics committee?
You are supposed to wear the deity mask for the real reward
Holy shit, that's great
>why I like tall girls vs why i like short girls
i will never understand why this is treated like a sexual thing by players
>woman presses non-family member into her cleavage
>NO IT'S HECKIN' WHOLESOMERINO THEY NEVER PUT THEMES AN ADULT CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES IN CHILDREN'S MEDIA
have you never been hugged
>woman presses non-family member into her cleavage
>NO IT'S HECKIN' WHOLESOMERINO THEY NEVER PUT THEMES AN ADULT CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES IN CHILDREN'S MEDIA LMAO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HUGGED? LIKE, YIKES MY GUY!
ok, moron
I get my healthy 8 hugs a day from my little sister, do you get yours?
>not big sister
NO THAT'S NOT CANON
HELP ME ZELINKOP
I never experienced this and I'm assblasted about it.
I experienced it from my older cousin when I was around 5. She was a teenager with huge breasts and loved to carry me around.
Pretty sure that's what started my /ss/ fetish.
I wanna get /ss/'d so fricking bad, dude.
>Tfw am manlet and look young for my age, to the point I pretty much look like a young teen
>Tfw I have half of what it takes to get /ss/, but no woman's interested in me so I get none of the benefits
Hit up 40+ moms on dating apps.
Just say upfront that you just want a fwb type thing.
It's what works for me a few times a year with zero game.
a true understanding of Majora's Mask
>cremia telling link why women hug men above the shoulders
would it be weird for a 30yo khv to hire a prostitute 1h to cuddle and kiss?
How the hell did this rushed together blatant asset flip have more soul than TotK?
Yoshiaki Koizumi
I fricking love Malon.
So when’s the MM pc port coming out
Romani > Cremia
>MM 3D
Wasn't Majora's Mask just one big fever dream Link had after OoT? Most of the characters were weird doppelgangers of the Hyrule characters he already knows. Romani and Cremia being exact copies of young and adult Malon respectively is too weird, sisters don't look THAT similar.
Hyrule Historia calls it a parallel world. The idea that it's a dream or a death coma or whatever is just fanon.
Link went to Termina because he overdosed on Dr Perky at the function after defeating Ganondorf. When the paramedics revived him, he had twelve STDs and a tattoo of Darunia's nutsack on his forehead.
Did he also drink the Kool Aid?
No, but Nabooru gave him some peyote, and he was later found naked in Gerudo Desert, talking incoherently to a coyote.