Games come and go. Fleeting moments of fun and distraction. But RDR2 is a friend for life. A sanctuary.
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Games come and go. Fleeting moments of fun and distraction. But RDR2 is a friend for life. A sanctuary.
if i was 65 id fricking kms, look at that dried up old turd
What are you trying to convey with that image?
embarrassment
Do men become autistic as they get old?
No, but autistic men do age.
I see...
It was a fricking trip growing up with undiagnosed autists for parents.
They probably always were it's just nowadays people are more aware of autism.
I think you just lose interest in trying out new things, my dad is retired and by now racked up more than 5k hours on FIFA lmao, and refuses to play anything else
why do you think a lot of old guys are into scale models and model trains
He's not autistic as he has clearly HAD SEX.
Learning new things get harder. It makes old men feel stupid so they stick to what they know.
he isn't reacting well to the LA air
This game is currently doing to my mom what RDR2 did to that redditor's dad
i hope your mom's hot because this makes me think she's definite down to frick if I tell her I liked this game
You could not have misread this situation worse if you tried, I'm afraid. Even if this was a hot girl who wasn't my mom I suspect this plan of yours might not shake out like you'd expect
Like, maybe the exact opposite of what you're thinking would happen possibly
so she's gonna frick me right? i've never played it
no, you're getting cancelled homie. you're doomed
you are cursed to bear the mark of ick for the rest of your wretched life, at least in that girl's circle of friends
>His did
floof
^ anon is weak to floof
Did he play Red Dead 1?
What are you supposed to do at 65 if you have no kids?
Experiment with different degenerate ways on how to cum extra hard. Culminating in you hanging yourself to death by mistake trying to rip the greatest cum.
We call that maneuver "The David Carradine"
I dunno. Hang out with my married friends with long empty nests, spend time with my surviving family members? I hope I'm healthy and wealthy enough to do some traveling at that point in my life whether or not I'm lucky enough to have raised children.
probably b***h about homosexuals on Facebook
You play RDR2
Drugs or whatever you want. My dad is 75 (yeah I know, I am old too) and he's all about eating healthy and shit now. He plays tennis and swims multiple times a week and is in great shape for his age but he's trying to cut back on alcohol and red meat and I'm like "dad this is when you should do the opposite, drink heavily and eat what you want, the finish line is in sight, just enjoy the rest of the race." My mom agrees with me and even asked me to go the dispensary with her so she can get high since she's only smoked when she was going through chemo at 40 and when she was in college in the 60s and she loves it.
you're a mindblowing degenerate
imagine typing this out and thinking it's normal
They were wealthy whites in the USA during the 60's what were they supposed to do? Go fight in Asia like the minorities? They should spend their money and time doing whatever gives them pleasure at this point, I dont need their money, I want them to spend it all and have fun in their twilight years.
you really can't see the appeal in what your dad is doing? has it made you reflect on your own habits or anything, or are you already a pretty health-conscious guy?
Both my parents and myself are very health conscious. I mean I went to private school, we had mandatory home ec classes, nutrition classes, yearly fitness tests which would be reported to our parents until we went into HS etc. I know theres a stereotype of "Americans are all fat and stupid" but not in my area of the country. The first two sports I learned to play as a kid were lacrosse and badminton (no we are not Asian, it's just good cardio and they taught us in school). I think it's great to live like that, but my point is that once you hit the age that they're at, why not just let go and enjoy?
I honestly think I get where he's coming from. he wants to be as lucid as he possibly can with the years that he has left, and considering how he chose to raise you I suspect that he takes a lot of pride in challenging himself to abstain from his vices. he clearly enjoys not letting himself go more than he would enjoy letting go.
No I get that. But when I hit like 25, our relationship shifted from "father/son" to "I have taught you everything I can, don't frick up" and was much less protective. Thats how I learned that he smoked with my mom when she was going through chemo, how I learned he used to relieve stress while getting his Masters by dropping acid and just walking around town, shit like that. I understand wanting to hang around for as long as possible and enjoy retirement with my mom, but I guess to me, wouldn't they not enjoy it more spending all their money and time indulging in what makes them happy? My mom is on the board of a Broadway theater company, my dad in on the board of a local hospital, just spend your time going to those Galas and then the rest of your time at your vacation house going to expensive restaurants and drinking and fooling around and having fun.
I will take a second to say, holy shit, I can't imagine what my life would be like if I grew up with the silver spoon that you have, but I won't dwell on that any further and don't hold it against you. Maybe your dad doesn't want to do any of that boring sounding bourgeois shit
You are a dumb Black person. You are the blackest moron gorilla Black person I've ever seen.
Go play with your trains now Terry.
>hey dad, put on this hoodie and hold this controller. Yeah now stare in the direction of the tv. What? It's just for my online friends don't worry.
Should I buy?
I was recently burned by the cities skylines 2 rollout and was thinking of getting out of PC gaming entirely because of the state of the industry.
But RDR2 keeps catching my eye
it's not flawless but it has the most complete and finely crafted world that open world developers attempt to create when they make a world for the player to get lost in for hundreds of hours. It's one of the few games I can look at in my library and definitely see myself still playing in10 or even 20 years.
Do you like overly "immersive" games where you do a animation for pretty much everything? It is a pretty story heavy game but for most of the time you can just go at your own pace it does look really incredible when the settings are cranked up, combat can also be pretty good since all your weapons have a certain impact to them. If the first part was a turn off then the rest won't make the game really more enjoyable for you i can imagine. Avoid the online it is dogshit.
I do love immersive RPG. Witcher 3 was good but got a little slow with watching the videos.
God of war 3 was good too but I never finished, the combos were too repetitive for me and just not RPG enough.
I bought it afte finnishing Cyberpunk,
just been bnige wathing rinsck and morty iinstead
Cyberpunk was a letdown too. So much hype for such a short story.
>fantastic world
>restricted by shit story
>forced to deal with unlikable characters
>but they're all very detailed with loads of hidden content
>but it's just characters talking at you
>great physics
>everything is slow
>secrets are spaced out and detailed so you can get lost on any corner of the map
>lots of that is just scripted segments or moments you go "huh"
>detailed exploration based side missions
>scripted segments are so restricted they could be cutscenes
I wouldn't recommend it at full price but if it's on sale and you can put up with bad story then you should check it out. I found myself just hunting in the woods and putting off the story as long as possible and if equipment wasn't locked behind progression I'd have never finished it.
So the witcher, but with guns?
Witcher's story is better because it lets you choose dialogue. You can do the same in RDR2 but it's much rarer and shallow. RDR2's mechanics make Witcher look like a cheap JRPG though.
>RDR2's mechanics make Witcher look like a cheap JRPG though.
What mechanics?
WTF?? the game has nothing
Combat is stopping time and clicking the dot on the enemy head.
Cover then auto aim for you
Game literally holds your hand
No enemy or boss variety at all
All weapons almost play the same with very minor changes
So again, what mechanics?
Do you consider fishing mechanics?
Do you consider cleaning the stable from horseshit mechanics?
Do you consider tedious food management mechanics?
Do you consider throwing rope to catch npcs mechanics?
Hell no, RDR2 is super popular precisely because even toddlers can play it.
As shallow as W3 combat is its still miles ahead of RDR2.
It has potions, oils, decoctions, signs, weapon attacks, more enemy variety, more bosses, more dialogue choice.
RDR2 has more gameplay tools cause its sandbox, but i wouldn't call them mechanics.
Maybe me and you have different definition of mechanics though.
They are very similar, its safe to recommend one if you liked the other
Rockstar game launcher is far and beyond the worst thing ever made and honestly had I known how bad it would have been I wouldn't have picked it up.
As for the game itself, gorgeous. Only thing that comes to mind that could beat it with the visual fidelity is that Demon's Souls remake and even so things like the volumetric clouds have no comparison. That's really the only positive thing I can say about it because nothing else is as good as you think it is. Not the gameplay, not the multiplayer, not the story. The conversation system in particular is really stupid and the camp sucks. I regret playing it; it only made me go back to playing Redemption 1.
>cities skylines 2
Play the better city builder
>playing RDR2 for hundreds of hours on fricking PS4
grim
why do boomers love RDR2?
Waternet is the kinoest of all genres.
I mean WESTERN.
I druk.
WHAT A LIFE
I have a theory on that. When they were kids cowboy's were very popular in all forms of media. TV shows like Bonanza Clint Eastwood cowboy movies etc was all the craz. The fact that they can play game and be the coyboy in a realistic fashion is mind blowing.
Zoomers will never understand what it's like to stay loyal to a game for decades instead of moving from FOTM to FOTM.
Decades?
I can see a decade, singular, but plural?
What type of games are we talking about here, frickin monopoly?
Good games are eternal like Counterstrike, Team fortress 2, half life, zelda oot and etc.
Been playing the same games for decades without ever needing to find new games because I dont have low attention span like tiktok zoomers with ADHD.
quake, doom, tibia, sf3, tetris, sims 2, daggerfall, dota, counter strike
I'm probably gonna be playing TF2 in 2027, and I just picked up vanilla WoW in 2024.
And to play devil's advocate for a bit, wouldn't it be nice if a video game had the sort of staying power that a board game did? A game with a low skill floor but high skill ceiling that encourages other people to hang out with each other?
I've been thinking about going back to WoW, I haven't played since Wrath was released, I felt the ruined it. BC was the best, there really hasn't been a game like that for me since. For me, WoW is what you describe, something low skill entry high skill ceiling that gets everyone together. Before they nerfed everything and made epics easy to acquire.
I'm frickin old.
Welllllll I don't necessarily recommend you give Blizzard money about it or anything, but I will say that I am having a lot of fun in their version of classic because of what you like about the game. I tried FFXIV before this and dipped because it felt like a single-player game, but dudes actually want to help each other out and talk to each other in WoW, apparently. Fun stuff.
The last time I touched retail was also back during Wrath of the Lich King, but I was like 13 back then and didn't actually have my own account; just played on my dad's. I basically just rolled a Death Knight and fricked around for ten levels in that one. TBC was the high point for me as well, and I'm kinda kickin' myself for missing out on when they were hosting it because now Blizzard only offers vanilla and WotLK.
Those guys start getting into that shit in their twenties or thirties, typically.
Oregon Trail
>stay loyal to a game
Peak brainrot.
TBF, if the game is still fun it's worth staying "loyal" to.
The problem is having loyalty to any one company in particular.
i honestly really wish i had an autism game like that. it would be nice to have that one mindless cozy game to come back to that you always enjoy. i've played a lot of the games that typically rope people in (kenshi, factorio, m&b, rimworld, whatever) and none of them ever seem to do it for me
same. my dream is one game to take all my time forever. closest have been Isaac, Noita and Spelunky. I’ll play those daily til I die but I wish Rimworld or Dearf Fortress sucked me in as much as I want it to but they just don’t
>hey dad will you let me take a funny picture of you for social media?
i'd do the same but haven't played rdr2 yet. didn't like the first one
>true story XD
My uncle only play Red dead,The division,Days gone,the last of us 1/2 and Cyberpunk over and over again and never get bored
can you homosexual redditors discuss the reddit post on reddit instead of here?
but they want to say something slightly edgy without being downvoted
>autism wasn't as common back then guys!!!
>tons of old people that just seem to spend 100000 hours playing one game forever
I did not care for Red Dead Redemption 2
NGL. That is going to be me playing some fricking Musou game in the next 20 years.
>hey dad, can you wear this hoody and pretend to play a game? i have an idea for biiiiig Reddit karma