This really feels like a fever dream, i dont like it
3 months ago
Anonymous
when this releases we'll see so much crazy shit
Ai is gonna get scary in the next 2 years jesus christ, they've got human movement down and just need to stop warping things in and out of reality. Can't wait for the political shitstorms its gonna create.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Two years ago when this AI stuff first appeared I said that one day I'll be able to tell the AI to make a space opera with brother/sister incest and an evil wizard father and the fricking mouse won't be able to do shit to stop me. We're getting closer.
3 months ago
Anonymous
never noticed that one guy just being deleted on the left
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh frick, me neither. >AI just forgets to render him as the guy in the foreground stands in front
>guy has 3 arms, one of them looks like a mix between wrinkly old man arm and newborn baby arm >woman's neck literally snaps in order to make that kind of facial expression at the camera behind her back >parts of the shark's body lag in different time zones before all of them organize together where they need to be >also bonus for shark morphin in and out of looking like a latex puppet >towel can't decide if it wants to be a 4dimensional foot
Impressive that this can be so scary and none of it is because of the shark
I love how his dorsal fin is initially like 15 feet behind him somehow and then catches up and is in the right place as his back comes up out of the water.
>AIgays will look at this and unironically shill to you about how every creative is about to lose their job
As expected the ones they put on display were heavily cherry picked lmao.
I don't think they view themselves in any way because they're moronic
Dolphins on the other hand, I think they're capable of morality and can willingly choose to be bad guys
It seems like anything with higher intelligence has the potential for senseless and brutal violence sometimes, or at least mischief for the sake of mischief >Dolphin bullies and rapists >Orcas toying with their prey by throwing them in the air and circling them >Corvids being known pranksters and instigators >Humans >Octopuses trying to dismantle scuba gear out of curiosity >Chimpanzees deliberately targeting fingers and genitals to rip off with their bare strength when angered >Elephants suddenly going incelephant when mating season goes wrong
Meanwhile stuff like Cheetahs and other predators instinctively go for the neck for a quick kill and those guys are kinda dumb, or sharks that see something shaped like prey or is bleeding and they run into it like a torpedo
Elephants are honestly hilarious. When they get no pussy their brain literally swells from anger, their tear ducts are pushed by the brain and produce a stinky substance which drips into their mouth making them even angrier. Shamanic guardian animal of all incels.
That explains some of those news stories of elephants just jogging out into public streets and smacking and trampling everything in the way, wish I was a zoologist so I can get why that kind of natural response kept elephants around for so long when the losers of the mating game can turn incelephant and become so dangerous
first of all it's not from "getting no pussy" but musth can and will happen to any male elephant.
the high aggression is linked to higher testosterone production. from an evolutionary pov it's beneficial in fighting off older bulls as well as wandering off from the family, seeking other elephants to prevent incest. also it's not the tear ducts but the temporal ducts which secrete a smelly substance.
thank you for reading my "ayckshually"-post.
They're fish. They run off of instinct. Kneel to the true Apex of the ocean that are actually smart enough to know they're not to be fricked with. >never been a single reported account of them attacking people in the wild >only ever attacked people while in captivity
Really makes one think
Even in attacks in captivity I never heard of one actually eating their victim, they instead thrash their body around or dragged them around in the water until stopped
Which to me sounds like a killing born from anger, depression is easy to read on them because of their personality shifts and their dorsal fins bending and sagging over time and stress of captivity
The only activist meme I've ever rooted for is defunding the homosexuals at Sea World. Dolphins are beautiful and deserve to be free in the ocean. They desire freedom and the company of a pod. Not being a dog and pony show for moronic burgers. Anyone who goes to SeaWorld should be beaten violently. Captivity is fine when it's to rehabilitate injured animals or help alleviate endangerment but Orcas don't need anyone's fricking help. They're literally the most feared creature on the planet in terms of the animal kingdom hierarchy (besides us obviously). Leave them the frick alone.
how do these games look so good
that new DC game looks so bad in comparison. the textures in the new game are larger and im sure it has goytracing or other shit but it still looks worse
I was going to tell you to check out Sea of Thieves but this anon beat me to it Added bonus, when waves crash onto the deck of your ship you can actually see water running through the space between floorboards.
in the rock paper scissors of life, yes water beats fire but generally speaking, water is more feminine and fire is more masculine meaning water is gayer than fire. case fricking closed
Step aside homosexuals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't make me laugh. If water is feminine and fire is masculine, then lightning is trans
lightning is one of those feminine gays. Overly dramatic, loves to show off but rarely actually anything to worry about. Water(women) amplifies them (gayhags boosting the gay guy)
I remember I had a problem when trying to play Subnautica in VR - I just kept holding my breath even though game isn't very realistic-looking. It's scary how brain autopilots the body.
Don't care about zombies or whatever the frick are those, but the sight of a shipwreck emerging from the darkness scares the frick out of me for some reason. Even in not so deep water, when you can see it from above the water.
Sharks eat their siblings while in the womb. Literal remorseless unstoppable killing machines from conception and don't let any fricking apologists tell you different.
the smaller fish have evolved to know on an innate level to follow sharks around because they scare their own predators away
the sharks themselves don't attack and eat the smaller fish because the effort required to chase them would be a net caloric deficit
Unironically, if you can survive interactions with wildlife long enough for the wildlife to realise that HUMANS HAVE HANDS HOLY SHIT PAT YOU YOU BASTARD
you're probably going to be OK
Imagine whales, especially blue whales AKA the worlds largest animals, having sex. Like, really, imagine it. They have benis and bagina.
I don't want to google it but their wieners are at least the size of a human and their loads are at least 5 gallons. You could probably comfortably fit inside a girlwhale vegana, too. Similar to dolphin rape caves, I wonder how many humans have been captured by horny femwhales for improvised dildo use.
It's like 2 buildings crashing into each other, repeatedly. They must make the water itself shake and pulse for miles in all directions from such such tremendous force we can't really comprehend. I bet there have been ships sunk by sudden, unexpected waves that were caused by these absolute units plapping. It's like if your mom lost some weight then had sex with a clone of herself, but underwater.
When they die a buildup of gasses start in their corpses from not being able to poop on land while dead, unlike in the ocean, and eventually the pressure increases enough that any ping pong effect inside it will make it expel everything. Think of it like a truck tire, basically.
They don't use their whole bodies like people do. The dicks are flexible enough to do all the movement for them. Their bodies just kinda snuggle together.
>Hello i am literal beastiality incel look at me i am so horny for animals oohh i am gonna drop some facts pulled straight from my ass sex is good sex i need sex imagine sex with whales they must feel exactly like a woman which i have zero chances to ever get near one oooohhhh so erotic whale excrement i need whale pisss i am a deranged xDDDD lmao
kys fricking cooombrain moronic piece of shit.
They probably do. Animals are amazing. They can do anything it seems. I had a friend who has this bird. It was green and yellow and it could talk! I didn’t believe it at first. But he would say something to it and it repeated it! Never seen anything like that before, just fricking incredible. He even let it sit on his shoulder. If a bird can talk, sharks can have cities.
first time I saw one of those big sharks with a jaw like this I was high and I was like no fricking way this is real
I still don't believe they're real, it's just too fricking weird
what the frick is evolution
why is god like this
what the frick man
idk how often shark attacks happen but i imagine there's body language and stuff involved
that being said, I wouldn't risk doing stuff with sharks until i knew more
a lot of these videos of people just touching shark noses freak me out tbh but maybe that's just natural
idk how often shark attacks happen but i imagine there's body language and stuff involved
that being said, I wouldn't risk doing stuff with sharks until i knew more
a lot of these videos of people just touching shark noses freak me out tbh but maybe that's just natural
That gadget on the boat might have fricked with the shark's electrosensors. shark would've just yelled out "SHUT UP" but unfortunately sharks cannot speak or flip the bird so he got his message across the only way he could.
Shame this never came out on PC. Having to have the GBA link for full mulitplayer killed me back in the day since not all my friends had a GBA or even link cables. But then I remember that when SE remade SD3 they stripped out multiplayer from it, so I guess they don't really care about mulitplayer unless they can milk it as an MMO.
There was a Jaws game that was pretty alright too. Maneater is clearly inspired by it, in fact I think I might've heard that its dev team had a few people from the Jaws Unleashed team.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Jaws Unleashed was my fricking jam when I was a kid.
Jaws Unleashed is one of the best examples of one of those games where in the first level you're like HOLY FRICK THIS IS AMAZING but then you're completely over it by level 3 or 4.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Whenever I got bored with the main missions, I would just lay back and start circling Amity. The atmosphere was really great in that game, especially that Oil Rig level that descended DEEP underwater and the Armada which I still remember to this day because that level made me want to tear my hair out.
Subnautica could've been great but the devs are a bunch of ASShomosexualS. I guess I should give Dave the Diver a try one of these days.
3 months ago
Anonymous
agreed. only other one I can think of is that abzu game that looked gay. who tf wants to play as a diver?
Subnautica could've been great but the devs are a bunch of ASShomosexualS. I guess I should give Dave the Diver a try one of these days.
make me a fish
3 months ago
Anonymous
>who tf wants to play as a diver?
Not ideal but like the anon said, shit's scarce.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub_Culture shame this wasn't very popular, though Ubisoft would've just turned it lame and gay like all their other current games.
Always the case, but we gotta try to keep it vidya so homosexual mods don't remove the thread in favour of the absolute GARBAGE threads this board supposedly really needs instead.
They treat every single fish (and moose) I saw like shit but then when they interact with us, they are nicer.
And it terrifies me, what are they scheming?
They remember the whaling age, they were our allies back then as well. Literally telling the whaling ships where the whales were so they could get the easy loot.
there's a place up in the pacific northwest where moose have to this inlet on their migration path every so often, orcas like to swim in there and eat them. they have even figured the exact times of year they do it and only show up then.
Semi tamed. They have their own language able to share complex ideas like hunting strategies just through verbal communication. Female adults have been observed literally 'schooling' younger orca's who have never even seen the strategy of beaching themselves to catch seals - then attempting said strategy without prior physical example.
Those same younger orca's having been monitored since birth, with the adults then showcasing them the correct way after explaining it to them verbally. Orca's used to help Romans herd fish. They also used to help whalers during the whale blubber industry times. It is entirely possible they have a verbally passed down history and societal structure that includes teaching youngsters NOT to frick with us. Or at least see us as 'friendly'. This may include differentiating between white people and Black folk who have almost 0 positive history of symbiosis with wild animals, and certainly none with marine life.
Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos, as identified recently by AI. They have their own accents and literally use different slang and dialects to talk to other pods. It is a fact they are able to communicate complex ideas from hundreds of miles away without ever directly meeting other whales/orcas and dolphins as well.
Orca's brains in particular are quite creased and complex, physically, indicating a large amount of synapsis activity to allow such complex culture.
>It is entirely possible they have a verbally passed down history and societal structure that includes teaching youngsters NOT to frick with us. Or at least see us as 'friendly'.
what's the evidence supporting this?
Researchers from NZ studying the pod that originally came up with the beaching technique, being observed and recorded in communication another pod thousands of kms away who then started doing the same thing when they had never been known to do it before.
Also the orca's that team up with another kind of dolphin once a year int he Atlantic to group hunt and have been proven to be speaking in a unique dialect to each other only when in close proximity using it then reverting to their own language when they cease the group effort and move away.
Orca's have shown themselves to be able to communicate higher order concepts and complex, abstract ideas not just amongst their own or other packs but to other sub species of dolphin. It was literally a world first when a couple young orca's started showing humans unbated aggression off the coast of Spain and Nth Africa a couple years ago.
They have long and precise memories of places and interactions with other species and their languages are as complex or more than groups of humans who measure in the mid 70's in IQ right now.
It is a stretch until AI can completely map their language into something translatable but the fact they have not just one, but as many dialects and even slang per pods and packs, as well as a third bridging language between themselves and other non orca's for the purpose of cooperation - their historical behaviour and attitude towards humans for thousands of years suggests they know or are taught by older orca's to not mess with us. Not even wolves can say the same. Orca's might be the most intelligent non human creature on Earth.
A lot of this research and information is very, very new. I am not even an Orcagay I prefer great apes.
Orcas even went through some sort of fish on head fad where they would wear a fish on their head. A bunch of pods started doing it eventually and then it died out.
>Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos
Not much of a feat to be honest. Did you know Abbos are the only human ethnicity not to have invented the bow?
Still cool about the orcas though.
>Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos, as identified recently by AI.
Can you point me towards a source for this? I believe you but would love to have something to read and provide when instructing my innocent younger brother about abbos.
it's socially acceptable psychopathy.
there are so many channles on youtube putting way too many way too big animals into small enclosures to provoke them fighting/eating each other and then claiming it was "an accident".
You abbreviate it that way, yeah. For examlle the moon jellyfish is "Aurelia aurita", so you abbrev it to "A. aurita" instead. Same for "homosexual sapiens" becoming "H. sapiens." Genus capital letter, species always all lowercase, italics both names for maximum power.
Have you guys ever seen a shark vegana live? That was my awakening to all the wonders the natural world had when I went to the aquarium at only 6 years old.
Sperm whales being attacked by killer whales won't try to outrun them, they'll use their head as battering rams to frick them up or hold their ground and click at them with defensive clicks louder than gun shots until they flee. sperm whales are mages
They have a unique form of communication that we literally can't make sense of, seem to be telepathic to a degree, and are able to reason, mourn, and seek pleasure for their own dopamine gains. Even elephants and orangutans are more limited and instinctual and they're still incredibly smart themselves.
People believe you can speak to Dolphins telepathically. It's a rabbit hole of pseudo science but there's definitely a following of people who believe such. Look up Dolphin Assisted Therapy.
>greenland sharks
reading their wikipedia article now, apparently they reach sexual maturity at 150 years.
That's so wild, those sharks are literally sea elves.
This is kinda random but when I was small and played the Bionicle game MNOLG, the early parts of the game at an empty Ga-Koro, the water sounds were very calming.
Do you think sharks view themselves as good guys?
look at how cute he is
they ARE good guys
great white sharks are the Black folk of the sea
>he just thought you was a seal and sheet
>*population explodes 2000%*
>we endangered and sheet
They are the good guys but of course that israelite Spielberg had to make that hit piece on them.
>Guys
Sharks are a matriarchal species.
They are the good guys.
>rape cave propaganda
Frick off, we only did that once
Both dolphins and sharks are dangerous wild animals.
why is his backfin running late
that's the tail dingus
WTF IS THAT REAL???
yes
I know it's fake but I would literally shit myself.
shes poggin
>do not feed the fish
wtf is with the foot behind the guy
if your towel is too stinky it grows a foot
its one of those yokais
They were going to start feeding the shark with it
heh
>guy has three arms
>one is a foot merged with a towel
i think we're safe from AI videos for now
I thought it was animatronics and didn't notice the handfoot
>That man’s foot
Holy shit dude
shark rolls up
HAY YOU GUUUYS
owl b***h does a 180
shark visibly terrified, backs off
peak storytelling.
this is so fricking unsettling
like I am watching some kind of alt-horror mandela catalogue or something
when this releases we'll see so much crazy shit
AI will save the horror genre
Where are the horror generations?
This really feels like a fever dream, i dont like it
Ai is gonna get scary in the next 2 years jesus christ, they've got human movement down and just need to stop warping things in and out of reality. Can't wait for the political shitstorms its gonna create.
Two years ago when this AI stuff first appeared I said that one day I'll be able to tell the AI to make a space opera with brother/sister incest and an evil wizard father and the fricking mouse won't be able to do shit to stop me. We're getting closer.
never noticed that one guy just being deleted on the left
Oh frick, me neither.
>AI just forgets to render him as the guy in the foreground stands in front
stable diffusion video is going to be real fricking wild when it inevitably catches up 6-12 months later
how the frick does her neck turn so far around
If only there were a bunch of replies to that post that could have given you some sort of context clues about the video
get fricked moron im not some homosexual who reads threads like a moron i reply from the front page like the chad i am
>get fricked moron im not some homosexual who reads threads like a moron
this is almost poetry
everything i say is poetry, im alive you subhuman you dont even deserve to hear my divine tongue
lol I thought it was fake with a guy in a costume because the shark has a human arm
On top of everything, the guy looks like he's having a Parkinson spasm
>hello there humans, lovely day for a swim
ai is going to be able to make some truly disgusting things. look at that hand foot flopping around holy frick
>b***h able to turn her head 180 degrees without moving her body
Scariest shit I've ever seen.
awwww he's smiling 🙂
live audio of this event
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aww he smilin
he just playin
awww he’s smiling!
Hueheheuheueheuheueehe
AI shit is literal nightmare fuel
Literally hitting the bottom of the uncanny valley
>shark on the left merges into shark on the right
This looks like an Adult Swim commercial, holy smokes.
compare this shit to how text to video ai looked exactly a year ago
or just 2 weeks ago
>guy has 3 arms, one of them looks like a mix between wrinkly old man arm and newborn baby arm
>woman's neck literally snaps in order to make that kind of facial expression at the camera behind her back
>parts of the shark's body lag in different time zones before all of them organize together where they need to be
>also bonus for shark morphin in and out of looking like a latex puppet
>towel can't decide if it wants to be a 4dimensional foot
Impressive that this can be so scary and none of it is because of the shark
just noticed the shark magically grows a human hand for a second at the one part lol
>lemons in the sand
The real horror here.
I love how his dorsal fin is initially like 15 feet behind him somehow and then catches up and is in the right place as his back comes up out of the water.
>AIgays will look at this and unironically shill to you about how every creative is about to lose their job
As expected the ones they put on display were heavily cherry picked lmao.
Homie, think about how the technology will evolve 10 years from now.
AI is here to stay.
so can i never look at a cool video again without having to remind myself that it's probably fake huh
fricking ai making foots crazy.
>people hate sharks but they're doing more for humanity than humans
second best water animal, only beat by feather stars
Except sharks are nigs of the ocean. Orcas are the wyppl of the seas
>this post was made by orca fins
we keep eating your kind, stay mad orcboi
sharks can't think
they are stupid fish
You’re a stupid fish
This, they are no different from a bass. Just bigger.
humans aren't supposed to go in water, if sharks were the bad guys they would try to go on land
I don't think they have the mental capacity for that.
Sharks don’t give a frick
They are just meat torpedoes sailing through the water with 0 afterthought
They can be prey too.
I don't think they view themselves in any way because they're moronic
Dolphins on the other hand, I think they're capable of morality and can willingly choose to be bad guys
It seems like anything with higher intelligence has the potential for senseless and brutal violence sometimes, or at least mischief for the sake of mischief
>Dolphin bullies and rapists
>Orcas toying with their prey by throwing them in the air and circling them
>Corvids being known pranksters and instigators
>Humans
>Octopuses trying to dismantle scuba gear out of curiosity
>Chimpanzees deliberately targeting fingers and genitals to rip off with their bare strength when angered
>Elephants suddenly going incelephant when mating season goes wrong
Meanwhile stuff like Cheetahs and other predators instinctively go for the neck for a quick kill and those guys are kinda dumb, or sharks that see something shaped like prey or is bleeding and they run into it like a torpedo
Elephants are honestly hilarious. When they get no pussy their brain literally swells from anger, their tear ducts are pushed by the brain and produce a stinky substance which drips into their mouth making them even angrier. Shamanic guardian animal of all incels.
That explains some of those news stories of elephants just jogging out into public streets and smacking and trampling everything in the way, wish I was a zoologist so I can get why that kind of natural response kept elephants around for so long when the losers of the mating game can turn incelephant and become so dangerous
they evolved this way because their chick elephants were way too picky for too long and it almost wiped them out
>Males go into rage from lack of pussy
>Females dislike their shitflinging and purposefully avoid them most of their lives.
The eternal cycle
first of all it's not from "getting no pussy" but musth can and will happen to any male elephant.
the high aggression is linked to higher testosterone production. from an evolutionary pov it's beneficial in fighting off older bulls as well as wandering off from the family, seeking other elephants to prevent incest. also it's not the tear ducts but the temporal ducts which secrete a smelly substance.
thank you for reading my "ayckshually"-post.
nta but ill keep this in mind although i like the incelephant version better
based
same but it is fake news
suddenly going incelephant when mating season goes wrong
kek
they're literally me
They're fish. They run off of instinct. Kneel to the true Apex of the ocean that are actually smart enough to know they're not to be fricked with.
>never been a single reported account of them attacking people in the wild
>only ever attacked people while in captivity
Really makes one think
Even in attacks in captivity I never heard of one actually eating their victim, they instead thrash their body around or dragged them around in the water until stopped
Which to me sounds like a killing born from anger, depression is easy to read on them because of their personality shifts and their dorsal fins bending and sagging over time and stress of captivity
The only activist meme I've ever rooted for is defunding the homosexuals at Sea World. Dolphins are beautiful and deserve to be free in the ocean. They desire freedom and the company of a pod. Not being a dog and pony show for moronic burgers. Anyone who goes to SeaWorld should be beaten violently. Captivity is fine when it's to rehabilitate injured animals or help alleviate endangerment but Orcas don't need anyone's fricking help. They're literally the most feared creature on the planet in terms of the animal kingdom hierarchy (besides us obviously). Leave them the frick alone.
hump back whales now kill orcas because of thier trauma.
sharks = fish, lesser lifeform
orcas = mammals, higher lifeform
me like batman arkham knight water
Thats the guy who got womansplained then shot like a b***h on a bench right?
how do these games look so good
that new DC game looks so bad in comparison. the textures in the new game are larger and im sure it has goytracing or other shit but it still looks worse
SOVL.
>me like
kys
Jaws: Unleashed
I miss Mario WIIU
sea of thieves best water
good looking water
great water!
Thanks Lori.
I don't think anything will ever beat Sea of Thieves. It's even phenomenal when you submerge.
I don't necessarily need anything to beat Sea of Thieves. I would be overjoyed if something even came close.
I was going to tell you to check out Sea of Thieves but this anon beat me to it Added bonus, when waves crash onto the deck of your ship you can actually see water running through the space between floorboards.
good water
It's so good and they recently made it better on DX12.
FRICK WATER!!!!!!
This is a fire thread now.
fire is reddit water is the ultimate element
water is passive and gay, fire is active and alpha
water beats fire every fricking time. bruce lee didn't say "be fire". fires can burn a tree but water shapes land.
in the rock paper scissors of life, yes water beats fire but generally speaking, water is more feminine and fire is more masculine meaning water is gayer than fire. case fricking closed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't make me laugh. If water is feminine and fire is masculine, then lightning is trans
>then lightning is trans
I've seen that ass, there's an argument to be made.
>gendering the elements
that's fricking stupid I could give you just as many asspull reasons that fire is feminine
>unpredictable
>volatile
>absolutely mesmerizing to stare at
>touching it ruins your life
wind is non-binary btw
lightning is one of those feminine gays. Overly dramatic, loves to show off but rarely actually anything to worry about. Water(women) amplifies them (gayhags boosting the gay guy)
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't make me laugh. If water is feminine and fire is masculine, then lightning is trans
Mysticism is gay.
No water can put out my fire Petra the prostitute, with her bawd boots, bawd dress, and bawd hair.
Fire is gay and weak
>Extinguished by water
>Put out if you throw dirt on it
>Countered by literally 100% of Earth's surface
Nice element, gaylord
>the most important discovery ever made
That would be the invention of monster girls, sir.
>burns waste to nourish new life
as a woodchad i know fire has its role.
>Bushfires in your way
Go to bed, Mark.
Lava
>Ceases to exist the moment it touches water
Weakest element
I present to you, underwater fire :
fire is just water but up
wtf?? I thought this was real until i started seeing those VR hands.
What game is this anon? pls
morons
I legitimately wouldn’t be able to play this. Scary as hell
how do you anons who dive not shit yourself when you can't see anything like picrel?
the wetsuit seals the butthole so you cannot shit
Its cool, simple as.
I remember I had a problem when trying to play Subnautica in VR - I just kept holding my breath even though game isn't very realistic-looking. It's scary how brain autopilots the body.
mammalian diving reflex
Sea of thieves have the most impressive water i ever seen in a game, shame game lack any good content
Step aside homosexuals
Heh.
She cute
What's her age though?
>good water
not on my watch... nothing scares me more than the deep dark water
Don't care about zombies or whatever the frick are those, but the sight of a shipwreck emerging from the darkness scares the frick out of me for some reason. Even in not so deep water, when you can see it from above the water.
>survives flames and floods
>give oxygen to living creatures
>infinite sun energy
>the element of heavens
only casuls pick fire or water instead
>only casuls pick fire or water instead
kys
Bulbasaur
Cyndaquil
Mudkip
Turtwig
Snivy
Froakie
Rowlet
Grookey
none
the patrician starters picks
you know its stoner cat
if only the final form isn't some homosexual wearing a fursuit
considering your other choices youll get over it.
Who the frick lieks mudkipz?!
me
We need a solution to the dolphin question.
>Jumpscare
Trash game.
Why do sharks always have knife cuts on their faces?
Crimes.
fightan
Sharks eat their siblings while in the womb. Literal remorseless unstoppable killing machines from conception and don't let any fricking apologists tell you different.
They cut themselves to give themselves scars so they can intimidate other fish.
they fight one another during mating season, either that or it fought a giant squid
As they have no hands, the only way for sharks to interact with things is get real close and bite it, which will often cause bumps and scrapes
looks like a borderlands enemy
looks like a $1 skin
Bruh had such a hard life he almost looks cell shaded
>school of fish trailing behind him
fricking pedophile
the smaller fish have evolved to know on an innate level to follow sharks around because they scare their own predators away
the sharks themselves don't attack and eat the smaller fish because the effort required to chase them would be a net caloric deficit
also the lil fish get to eat the sharks leftovers.
Do they heal from such damage?
the physical ones, yes
They're massive edgelords have no friends in the deep sea so they cut themselves for attention
newbie
I can see her sharkussy
imagine the sex haha
Frick this homosexual
Unironically, if you can survive interactions with wildlife long enough for the wildlife to realise that HUMANS HAVE HANDS HOLY SHIT PAT YOU YOU BASTARD
you're probably going to be OK
Yeah it's amazing to think you can domesticate animals just by using the gentle touch technique. Imagine not having hands.
Is Subnautica any good?
it's great and very scary
it’s not scary you fricking pussy, it’s comfy af
Very good.
Imagine whales, especially blue whales AKA the worlds largest animals, having sex. Like, really, imagine it. They have benis and bagina.
I don't want to google it but their wieners are at least the size of a human and their loads are at least 5 gallons. You could probably comfortably fit inside a girlwhale vegana, too. Similar to dolphin rape caves, I wonder how many humans have been captured by horny femwhales for improvised dildo use.
It's like 2 buildings crashing into each other, repeatedly. They must make the water itself shake and pulse for miles in all directions from such such tremendous force we can't really comprehend. I bet there have been ships sunk by sudden, unexpected waves that were caused by these absolute units plapping. It's like if your mom lost some weight then had sex with a clone of herself, but underwater.
No need to be so graphic about your mother's love life.
I heard these guys explode if they end up on the shore and can't go back to the water.
When they die a buildup of gasses start in their corpses from not being able to poop on land while dead, unlike in the ocean, and eventually the pressure increases enough that any ping pong effect inside it will make it expel everything. Think of it like a truck tire, basically.
They don't use their whole bodies like people do. The dicks are flexible enough to do all the movement for them. Their bodies just kinda snuggle together.
blue whales being the largest animal EVER is lame and I refuse to believe it
I'm pretty sure that dinosaurs were much bigger.
some sauropods were longer but the whale is much heavier
>Hello i am literal beastiality incel look at me i am so horny for animals oohh i am gonna drop some facts pulled straight from my ass sex is good sex i need sex imagine sex with whales they must feel exactly like a woman which i have zero chances to ever get near one oooohhhh so erotic whale excrement i need whale pisss i am a deranged xDDDD lmao
kys fricking cooombrain moronic piece of shit.
>want to start taking photos underwater
>don't live near any oceans
>no car
It's over
I got U shark
That’s a tuna though
nope
Except it is
Do sharks have underwater cities like dolphins too?
They probably do. Animals are amazing. They can do anything it seems. I had a friend who has this bird. It was green and yellow and it could talk! I didn’t believe it at first. But he would say something to it and it repeated it! Never seen anything like that before, just fricking incredible. He even let it sit on his shoulder. If a bird can talk, sharks can have cities.
I know you're joking but we should seriously build some cities for dolphins underwater. it would just be a nice thing to do
what a dickhead
stupid butthole deserved it
>turtle ditches his zombie train on some shmuck passing by
The male equivelent of a white liberal woman going to Africa and saying "i want to discover myself".
first time I saw one of those big sharks with a jaw like this I was high and I was like no fricking way this is real
I still don't believe they're real, it's just too fricking weird
what the frick is evolution
why is god like this
what the frick man
WHY THOUGH
WE USE FINGRES AND FORKS
THEY EJECT THEIR FRICKING MOUTHS
life be cruel underwater
>WHY THOUGH
so they don't get out fricking skilled by turtles putting themselves at an angle too wide to bite down on
because they have neither fingers nor forks
Cute fishe
this motherfricker is living my dream, i want a pet shark to pet
I would never let a shark get that close to my dick.
idk how often shark attacks happen but i imagine there's body language and stuff involved
that being said, I wouldn't risk doing stuff with sharks until i knew more
a lot of these videos of people just touching shark noses freak me out tbh but maybe that's just natural
that guy looks like hes wearing chainmail
they're just fish
What a bawd
They're just water dogs who don't have a big sloppy tongue to kiss you with so they give love bits
That's the dude that became friends with that one tiger shark, right?
Wish I had a tiger shark gf.
I should go cave dive for treasure and fun
>Stick with Trigger and you'll make it
I always liked the water in Just Cause 2
>loved JC2
>all Avalanche had to do was make it better
>3 and 4 are shit
i get why you wouldn't like 4 but tf is wrong with 3?
NOOOOO ENGUARDE
owned
What the frick was his problem?
That gadget on the boat might have fricked with the shark's electrosensors. shark would've just yelled out "SHUT UP" but unfortunately sharks cannot speak or flip the bird so he got his message across the only way he could.
looks like his feet were in the water too
FRICK THAT
>out skilled by a turtle
sharks have it rough
I love turtles now
what a god
Out fricking skilled
>goes back in just to nip him on the ass
Based turtle god
the flip over to effortlessly deflect all of the shark's strength
I'm gonna remember this the next time I'm out in the middle of the ocean and bring a shield
Sharkbros.... are we gonna let this slide????
>are we gonna let this slide????
Yeah, right off the shell LMFAO
>I'm sure to win because my strength is superi-ACK
there's a reason turtles live up to 250 years
>DEX vs STR
Holy fricking based. Shark trannies btfo. Turt gods won
Total Turtle Triumph.
Wtf was his problem?
Napoleon complex
the turtle knows where the catBlack folk place is
Any good turtle vidyas?
dishonored 2 (inferior to 1 in most other ways) has great water
I loved the water graphics in Crystal Chronicles
FFCC is the best final fantasy game period. Spectacular art style, visuals, world, lore, races, characters, and absolutely GOAT soundtrack
Shame this never came out on PC. Having to have the GBA link for full mulitplayer killed me back in the day since not all my friends had a GBA or even link cables. But then I remember that when SE remade SD3 they stripped out multiplayer from it, so I guess they don't really care about mulitplayer unless they can milk it as an MMO.
>grab dorsal fin
>poke its eyes
I could easily 1v1 literally any shark
I could easily 1v1 a shark
My friend hates the water. He says water bad. Meanwhile, I used to work at an aquarium. I have this weird urge or drown. Anyone else?
>ram into him
>bite his leg
I could easily 1v1 anon
>it was a hologram
If sharks are so strong why can't they climb on the mountain I'm standing on and fight me here.
i've always wanted to go diving
it looks cool
are there any games where you play as a shark?
maneater
Great game, I made the shark walk and breathe to chase humans better.
It's a fun game for a little bit but it's a pretty shallow game mechanics wise. Some of it is just super tedious but overall I did enjoy it.
My main complaint is how small it is.
Give me an ocean to explore as the shark, the levels felt so small.
kek
dont blame me if its bad i've never actually played it
I'm just happy to see a 3d underwater fish game at all. I think the last one I played was the PS2 ecco with horrible controls
There was a Jaws game that was pretty alright too. Maneater is clearly inspired by it, in fact I think I might've heard that its dev team had a few people from the Jaws Unleashed team.
Jaws Unleashed is one of the best examples of one of those games where in the first level you're like HOLY FRICK THIS IS AMAZING but then you're completely over it by level 3 or 4.
Whenever I got bored with the main missions, I would just lay back and start circling Amity. The atmosphere was really great in that game, especially that Oil Rig level that descended DEEP underwater and the Armada which I still remember to this day because that level made me want to tear my hair out.
ocean games in general are so scarce it sucks
Subnautica could've been great but the devs are a bunch of ASShomosexualS. I guess I should give Dave the Diver a try one of these days.
agreed. only other one I can think of is that abzu game that looked gay. who tf wants to play as a diver?
make me a fish
>who tf wants to play as a diver?
Not ideal but like the anon said, shit's scarce.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub_Culture shame this wasn't very popular, though Ubisoft would've just turned it lame and gay like all their other current games.
Maneater is a good game. It's a short and sweet open world with plenty to do and good comedy. More games should be like Maneater.
Jaws Unleashed was my fricking jam when I was a kid.
I'm still giggle when I think of hearing STAY OUT OF THE WATER and NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
>there are sharks on Ganker RIGHT NOW
>its a Ganker thread is the best thread on Ganker episode
Always the case, but we gotta try to keep it vidya so homosexual mods don't remove the thread in favour of the absolute GARBAGE threads this board supposedly really needs instead.
>literally shitting on some tiktok thot's video
why are marine animals so fricking based?
turdle!
>called a shark
>is nothing like the other sharks
what's the deal with those little fish?
Romoras latch onto bigger fish.
Does the latching hurt? Doesnt seem to in this video, I guess they just swim real close?
They do not respect personal space.
its like a suction cup
The tops of their heads are like suction cups. It doesn't hurt but it can be a pain to get them off.
>starts digging in right at the balding line
lmao mogged
They're suckerfish that attach to and feed off parasites, algae, and lose skin. It's a symbiotic relationship, it doesn't hurt.
Their head/fin is a suction cup.
Yeah, they do it just to get a free drive
haha imagine like if the remora latched onto between his legs. how funny would that be? haha
they're taking the bus.
giwtwm
sharks are so cute
what species of shark is this?
blue shark?
I think it's a Mako.
beautiful. might be my favorite shark.
Fast
I couldn't mentally grasp how fast a shark can move until I saw one do it in person while fishing offshore.
2/10, snout too pointy.
Looks like a Mako
it kinda looks like it has eyelashes
Feminine shark
bump
frick that.
this is the shit i'm imagining while swimming too far from shore.
these games have pretty good water, sometimes it looks way too transparent
What game?
>*btfos every shark in your path*
They treat every single fish (and moose) I saw like shit but then when they interact with us, they are nicer.
And it terrifies me, what are they scheming?
They have the same colors as pandas, the conspiracy is much wider than you can imagine.
they know we will frick them up so they are chill
they know how it be
They remember the whaling age, they were our allies back then as well. Literally telling the whaling ships where the whales were so they could get the easy loot.
they remember how we used to be and don't yet fully realize how soft we've become
>(and moose)
QRD?
there's a place up in the pacific northwest where moose have to this inlet on their migration path every so often, orcas like to swim in there and eat them. they have even figured the exact times of year they do it and only show up then.
>where moose have to this inlet
have to swim across it*, that is.
jesus christ orcas are scary. not even the moose are safe
They see you blowing bubbles and they’re like “ayyy he’s on team mammal guys!”
Semi tamed. They have their own language able to share complex ideas like hunting strategies just through verbal communication. Female adults have been observed literally 'schooling' younger orca's who have never even seen the strategy of beaching themselves to catch seals - then attempting said strategy without prior physical example.
Those same younger orca's having been monitored since birth, with the adults then showcasing them the correct way after explaining it to them verbally. Orca's used to help Romans herd fish. They also used to help whalers during the whale blubber industry times. It is entirely possible they have a verbally passed down history and societal structure that includes teaching youngsters NOT to frick with us. Or at least see us as 'friendly'. This may include differentiating between white people and Black folk who have almost 0 positive history of symbiosis with wild animals, and certainly none with marine life.
Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos, as identified recently by AI. They have their own accents and literally use different slang and dialects to talk to other pods. It is a fact they are able to communicate complex ideas from hundreds of miles away without ever directly meeting other whales/orcas and dolphins as well.
Orca's brains in particular are quite creased and complex, physically, indicating a large amount of synapsis activity to allow such complex culture.
>It is entirely possible they have a verbally passed down history and societal structure that includes teaching youngsters NOT to frick with us. Or at least see us as 'friendly'.
what's the evidence supporting this?
Researchers from NZ studying the pod that originally came up with the beaching technique, being observed and recorded in communication another pod thousands of kms away who then started doing the same thing when they had never been known to do it before.
Also the orca's that team up with another kind of dolphin once a year int he Atlantic to group hunt and have been proven to be speaking in a unique dialect to each other only when in close proximity using it then reverting to their own language when they cease the group effort and move away.
Orca's have shown themselves to be able to communicate higher order concepts and complex, abstract ideas not just amongst their own or other packs but to other sub species of dolphin. It was literally a world first when a couple young orca's started showing humans unbated aggression off the coast of Spain and Nth Africa a couple years ago.
They have long and precise memories of places and interactions with other species and their languages are as complex or more than groups of humans who measure in the mid 70's in IQ right now.
It is a stretch until AI can completely map their language into something translatable but the fact they have not just one, but as many dialects and even slang per pods and packs, as well as a third bridging language between themselves and other non orca's for the purpose of cooperation - their historical behaviour and attitude towards humans for thousands of years suggests they know or are taught by older orca's to not mess with us. Not even wolves can say the same. Orca's might be the most intelligent non human creature on Earth.
A lot of this research and information is very, very new. I am not even an Orcagay I prefer great apes.
fascinating, thanks
That is fricking awesome.
Funny how in a few years, we might actually be able to learn Orca in Duolingo.
Orcas even went through some sort of fish on head fad where they would wear a fish on their head. A bunch of pods started doing it eventually and then it died out.
>it's real
holy shit
>Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos
Not much of a feat to be honest. Did you know Abbos are the only human ethnicity not to have invented the bow?
Still cool about the orcas though.
Orcas are dolphins anon. Strawberries aren't berries and bananas are.
>Whales/Orca and Dolphins literally have more identified 'words' and 'phrases' in their language than Australian Abbos, as identified recently by AI.
Can you point me towards a source for this? I believe you but would love to have something to read and provide when instructing my innocent younger brother about abbos.
They are scheming to not go extinct. Their mammal and cute status won't protect them if they start targeting humans, and they know it.
funny thing is they could kill us left and right and we would do nothing about it now.
they just remember how we used to be back in the old days.
these are the only big fishy creatures i have actually seen
>megalodon enters chat
Anyone got these webms of people jumping into water and then theres a shark really close?
He's behind me, isn't he?
Marine life is really cool I wish I had the resolve to study it but I'm lazy
post shark gore
>gore
kys
I mean shark killing things
>random encounter mechanics
Pretty irresponsible putting such big fish in a small tank
it's socially acceptable psychopathy.
there are so many channles on youtube putting way too many way too big animals into small enclosures to provoke them fighting/eating each other and then claiming it was "an accident".
Imagine being trapped in a single room with people you don't like and that's your life forever
MUD
SKIP
THROW IT BACK IN
Thats pretty disturbing. They have enough mental capacity to indentify a friendly with food.
It just sees food dumbfrick
agar.io
It's probably a bad idea but
living onahole...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetys_vegana
lol
>T. vegana can reach up to 333 mm (13 in) long
Ideal size.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetys_vegana
the whole article just refers to it to
T. vegana
You abbreviate it that way, yeah. For examlle the moon jellyfish is "Aurelia aurita", so you abbrev it to "A. aurita" instead. Same for "homosexual sapiens" becoming "H. sapiens." Genus capital letter, species always all lowercase, italics both names for maximum power.
Where can I buy one and can it subsist on human semen?
I hate things which look different to me and those which I find incomprehensible. Things like that should be killer
Man those things are small. I like tossing them at my neices and nephews. The smoosh is nice.
>That belching lip rumble
He's full 🙂
Largest basedface.
Koiface
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I understood that reference.
SUP NERD
>Think fast chucklenuts
Have you guys ever seen a shark vegana live? That was my awakening to all the wonders the natural world had when I went to the aquarium at only 6 years old.
I'm not a degenerate so I don't care about such things.
i remember playing Crash and thinking there was no way a orca could jump like that
turns out i was wrong, they can jump much higher
sperm whales are so fricking cool
What does whale milk taste like?
>Ganker thread on Ganker
only time this place isnt utter dogshit is when youre NOT discussing vidya
interesting
Isn't it bad to take the barnacles off their skin? Same with sea turtles. It opens up sores that can form an infection.
those are sea mites
>sea mites
>seamites
>semites
this is even more dangerous considering these whales can produce click sounds so loud you'd vibrate to death.
they seem to know they can damage with their clicks and probably just choose to be quieter around smaller shit
spyhopping sharks are so cute
set sail for fail
they survived this right?
Yeah, sure.
Radical waves, dude.
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>ultrawide users
>hold your colours
The abyss returns even the boldest gaze
I'M GONNA FRICK THAT ABYSS, UOOOOHHH!
I truly wonder how whales view us.
they probably just think we're gays
>There have been than 500 Orca attacks on boats in the past 3 years. Are these Killer Whales seeking REVENGE?
you don't need a reason
I like the theory that they got used to all the peace and quiet during the pandemic, and they're just pissed all the loud boats are back
>clean it up janny
all sorts of evil lurks in water
>
Sperm whales being attacked by killer whales won't try to outrun them, they'll use their head as battering rams to frick them up or hold their ground and click at them with defensive clicks louder than gun shots until they flee. sperm whales are mages
are sperm whales smarter than orcas?
No. Dolphins are the smartest animals on the planet besides us.
Idk they have a bigger brain, biggest brain on earth actually. and we've studied them far far less. can anyone really definitively say this?
They have a unique form of communication that we literally can't make sense of, seem to be telepathic to a degree, and are able to reason, mourn, and seek pleasure for their own dopamine gains. Even elephants and orangutans are more limited and instinctual and they're still incredibly smart themselves.
>seem to be telepathic to a degree
what??
People believe you can speak to Dolphins telepathically. It's a rabbit hole of pseudo science but there's definitely a following of people who believe such. Look up Dolphin Assisted Therapy.
if they are so smart why do they choose to live in the smelly sea?
troony.
can sharks actually live for 300 years?
greenland sharks have a very slow metabolism and rely on stealth and their prey being incapacitated/asleep. it's said they can live up to 500 years.
thats fricking cool, apparently lobsters are theoretically immortal but they would just grow to a size thats unsustainable
>greenland sharks
reading their wikipedia article now, apparently they reach sexual maturity at 150 years.
That's so wild, those sharks are literally sea elves.
some of those things swimming around down there right now are older than our great grandparents
Who pays for their pensions.
mfw when I've probably eaten one who has been swimming since 17th century
anon no ;_;
mario sunshine had nice water
How did a thread on sharks and marine biology end up as the best thread on Ganker right now?
Off-topic threads are always the best on any board, because people aren't so opinionated on everything.
Water is the Chad element. Firecucks need not apply
Fish shit element. Take a bath. In fire.
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Also, isn't that guy a horseshoe crab?
I really like these guys.
Holt shit it's been over a decade since I've last seen that image I think.
Real isopod hours
Man, If I was rich I'd want a huge tank with a bunch of these guys.
I love them.
>h I'd want a huge tank with a bunch of these guys.
Isopod warfare...
Do they have eyes?
Don't want to do a mass reply to all the whale posters, but here's the thread theme.
Imagine if we get to a point where we can properly communicate with orcas.
This is kinda random but when I was small and played the Bionicle game MNOLG, the early parts of the game at an empty Ga-Koro, the water sounds were very calming.
Orcas
>culture
>language
>teaching
>schooling
>cooperation with hoomans
Chipanzes
>yelling and screeching
>throwing their poop
>attack anything they want for no reason
>have independently invented the concept of warfare