>No story >Barren open world >No challenge >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial >Input reading >Magic is overpowered >No mimics >Just summon ashes to win, bro! >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game >Like 75% of the game is optional >No solo invasions >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point >4 endings are the same (kek) >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????) >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever >Fast travel >They changed Malenia's white VA to black for woke points (OH NO NO) >All big bosses are garbage >Cuck shit >Feminist shit >Simp shit >Furry shit >troony shit >Gay shit >Pedophile shit >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) >Paid DLC >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) >Boss reuse >Asset reuse >Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
>Yes
No >And there's no point to having mimics anymore when everyone expects them from every chest
That's not how it works >no one has fallen for them since DS1
The biggest lie I've heard in a while.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>No
Yes >That's not how it works
It literally is, it's not a trap if you know the trap is coming and expect it from every single chest, which everyone does now >The biggest lie I've heard in a while.
You're right I should rephrase, no one with a triple digit IQ has fallen for them since DS1
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes
No. >It literally is
It isn't. >You're right
Ok, then why are you arguing with me, troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>nuh uh >nuh uh >troony
I accept your concession, if you've ever fallen for a single mimic after the first one you ever came across you are legitimately moronic
8 months ago
Anonymous
>No argument
You lost, subhuman troony.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>ignore other person's argument >say they didn't make an argument
Incredible
8 months ago
Anonymous
other person's argument
Never happened, troony.
8 months ago
Anonymous
u r troon
8 months ago
Anonymous
>N-n-no you
Is this the best fromsharts can do?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>he sat there waiting for an hour to quickly come back at a no effort shitpost with "fromshart"
lmao
8 months ago
Anonymous
Meanwhile your "response" was "u r troon".
8 months ago
Anonymous
Wasn't me, loony troon
8 months ago
Anonymous
Who cares, this just shows that Fromtrannies are mentally disabled.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You sat there staring at your monitor for an hour waiting to come back at any reply with "fromshart" lol
8 months ago
Anonymous
There are only 2 minutes between the posts, where are you getting this "hour" shit, troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Holy fricking cope
8 months ago
Anonymous
>cope
Meanwhile in reality
u r troon
>N-n-no you
Is this the best fromsharts can do?
>2 minutes
See, troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Meanwhile, in reality
u r troon
other person's argument
Never happened, troony.
>an hour
See, troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Are you literally brain dead?
8 months ago
Anonymous
You clearly are, seething troon
8 months ago
Anonymous
>N-n-n-n-no you
You will never be a woman.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Correct, I'm a man and not a coping troony like you
8 months ago
Anonymous
>No you
Is your troony mind only capable of one retort?
8 months ago
Anonymous
You aren't even capable of telling time lol
8 months ago
Anonymous
Even though you are the one confusing 2 minutes for an hour, troony?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Keep pretending you weren't sitting there slackjawed waiting for someone to reply to you, you goofy freak
8 months ago
Anonymous
>goofy
Reddit is that way, troony.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD!!!!
Pure cope lmao
8 months ago
Anonymous
So you admit that you are a subhuman redditor troony? KEK, it's over for you.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>uhhhh shit what do I do now, uhhhh oh I know BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD
8 months ago
Anonymous
Funny hearing about buzzwords from a redditor.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You're the one spouting them lol, I've never posted on reddit in my life
>no one has fallen for them since DS1
In other words you didn't play dark souls 2.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Mimics function the exact same way in 2 and 3 as they did in 1, not sure what you think you're trying to get at
8 months ago
Anonymous
>yes I didn't play dark souls 2
Thanks for confirming.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I did, and mimics function the exact same way. I'm waiting with bated breath to hear your explanation of how they're different other than them crabwalking upside down in 2 instead of standing upright
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I did
I sincerely doubt it. >it's mechanically the same
Yes. The fact you have no idea what I'm talking about is pretty strong evidence you didn't play the game tbh.
Go play it, allegedly again & pay attention & you'll see why the claim that nobody ever fell for them again complete bullshit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
If you're just going to pretend to be smug and knowing while saying nothing then stop replying to me, I've beaten all these games many times and I'm very familiar with how they work
8 months ago
Anonymous
Which version did you play? Original or SOFTS because if it's only the latter then you definitely would have no clue, I forgot that abomination existed until now.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Both, I got the original on PS3 when it came out and I got SotFS on PC maybe five years ago. I've put hundreds of hours into both versions
8 months ago
Anonymous
How in the mother frick did you not notice they deliberately showed mimics with wooden chests exclusively while leaving metal chests normal for half the game then put a handful of metal chest mimics in the second half?
Tons of people got killed by metal mimics after being trained to believe they could only show up as wooden chests.
Deboonked you god damn monster frisbee.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Did you never once notice that mimic chests in DS2 have locks on the front of them and regular chests don't? Like every single one, wooden and metal? You can tell which chests are and aren't mimics in all three games literally just by looking at them, and even if that weren't the case you can just smack them before you open them which anyone with a brain has always done ever since the very first one in Sen's Fortress
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I paid attention & knew how to spot mimics therefore all those people who got tricked don't count but also didn't notice the deliberate design choice to trick players
lol
8 months ago
Anonymous
Good job ignoring the second half of my post, also those aren't even the only two ways to tell. You can try to put the camera inside a chest to check, it clips through mimic chests and you can see the teeth. The fourth method is to just wait for about 3-4 seconds to see if the chest breathes, which all mimic chests do. There are four separate ways to see if a chest is a mimic or not
8 months ago
Anonymous
>good job ignoring my whataboutism
Go delete all the youtube videos & forum posts of people who got tricked so that you can pretend you weren't taking out of your ass.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>whataboutism >it's not MY fault that I didn't expect an obvious signposted trap in a game series infamous for being full of signposted traps
It's not my fault you're a moron that doesn't pay attention, people like you have been mocked since Demon's Souls
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I can't prove that people didn't fall for mimics in dks2
Who could've predicted this outcome, I mean except me from the start? Oh wait that doesn't count in your eyes does it?
lmao
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sure some people did, once. Then they started hitting every chest they saw after that because they weren't literal morons
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm sure some people did, once.
I must yet again suggest you remove all mention of people who played dark souls 1 getting tricked in dark souls 2 & also the people who fell for the regular wooden mimic then later a metal mimic within a single playthrough of dark souls 2 so that this lie isn't so obvious.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nah because anyone who played DS1 already knew mimics existed, and once you know they exist you smack every chest you see to make sure they aren't mimics. The only way someone could have fallen for one in 2 would be if they hadn't played 1, this cope about metal chests is really goofy
8 months ago
Anonymous
>ignores people who never played the first game fell for wooden chest & then metal chest
Here's the part where you say nobody who played 2 skipped the first game.
8 months ago
Anonymous
This is pure cope bro, everyone falls for a mimic exactly one time because they don't know to expect it. Once you get killed by one you take the quarter of a second to swing at every subsequent chest you see to make sure it isn't one
8 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody ever got trained by the deliberate design choice to have mimics only be wooden for the first half of the game >cope
Its ironic that you said the word cope because that's exactly what was going through my mind when you insinuated such a moronic implication.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You can hem and haw all you want but the simple fact of the matter is that it takes 0.2 seconds to safely confirm whether or not any chest is a mimic and if you don't do that you're literally admitting to being a complete moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I still can't prove people didn’t fall for the metal mimic trick because of the deliberate design choice
I know, it's a difficult position to be in to make such an obvious lie & have to defend it to the bitter end.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah sorry I'm not terribly concerned with actual morons, do you want to go on and defend people who got filtered by Asylum Demon too and quit the game because they couldn't figure out why their broken sword wasn't doing any damage? DSP didn't know he could crouch jump in Black Mesa, is he a representative of the gaming community at large?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>anyone who proves my claim wrong doesn't count
Ah I see we've circled back to the beginning of the flowchart. For the sake of brevity you can go read the back & forth of me responding to your lies, fallacies & whataboutisms that lead to you repeating yourself like an NPC. You don't actually need me to repeat the same posts again since they're already there, just pretend like I rewrote the posts, should be easy enough given how well versed you are in mental gymnastics.
Have fun with that lol.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just not really interested in playing pedant with you bud, I'm not an autist who thinks when someone says "no one does this lol" in casual conversation they literally mean not one single person on the entire planet has ever done it a single time
8 months ago
Anonymous
>literal videos on youtube & people in forums admitting they got tricked by the deliberate design choice is pendantic
Right.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>some people are drooling morons
I already acknowledged this and told you I'm talking about people with triple digit IQs, not mouthbreathing zoomers and twitch prostitutes
8 months ago
Anonymous
>everyone who plays these games without paying attention to minor details of a seldomly used trap is a moron
Seems a bit pedantic.
Nice
8 months ago
Anonymous
As I've said several times and you keep ignoring, it takes 0.2 seconds to check if a chest is a mimic. If you fell for one and then did not proceed to hit every chest you saw afterward you are a dopey dumbus, you may as well be kvetching about not knowing you can use a shield to block attacks or that you can two hand a weapon to hit harder with it
8 months ago
Anonymous
>moves to stage 3 of deflection flowchart
I see I didn't miss anything.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine being this deep in and still trying to pretend your refusal to take a quarter of a second to swing at a chest doesn't make you a moron
it's barely been a year and no one gives a frick about elden nig anymore while it still has a dlc scheduled, botw had daily shitposting threads for 6 years in a row
>conflating an in-universe explanation for re-customizing your character with real life genital mutilation and hermaphrodite-ery
8 months ago
Anonymous
Trannies are compelled to make literally everything about them >play Oblivion >get to the end of the sewers >option comes up to recreate your character before you leave >OMG THIS IS A TRANS GAME
8 months ago
Anonymous
If you give Boc the Seamster a larval tear, he moves to Rennela so that he can be reborn, but "beautiful" this time. He's reborn as a human and after you rest again, he dies.
I'm going to nominate an entire fricking console here. This thing STILL generates semi-regular seethe threads here, nearly 30 fricking years after it came out.
I can guess why: it had like 6 or 7 games that were objectively the greatest of all time/their time (obviously there's the argument that GoldenEye and Perfect Dark don't hold up but that's mostly down to the control scheme) and little else. But those 6 or 7 games... holy shit they're good
I don't think I've ever seen anyone seethe over the N64, that's like saying people seethe over the PS1. Both consoles had some of the greatest games ever made and I can't say I've ever really seen anyone try to dispute that
The only game that shows how casual and mindbroken Ganker are was and still is, Sekiro. People who didn't understand the combat flow and get mad when they can't hit a boss or call it a rhythm game are assblasted to this day.
I really enjoy all of these games. Imo BotW > Elden Ring > BG3. I feel like I might enjoy Elden Ring more than BotW in a vacuum but it's just not my favorite Fromsoft whereas BotW was a good surprise after the last few 3D Zeldas.
>BotW
A mistake. Overcorrected from Skyward Sword and killed the franchise's identity. TotK was an even bigger mistake. >Elden Ring
Great game with some issues. >BG3
Haven't played (yet).
>open world slop >open world rollslop >turn troony goyslop
bad games being praised as the peak of the industry tend to upset people with functioning brain cells
Why do people seethe so hard about trannies when if you went outside you would see so few and if you talked to them you'd realize that they're just people like you and me a lot of the time. Confused people definitely, but raging so hard over such a minority makes no sense.
Neither does pandering to one either.
>why do people seethe about this extreme minority of freaks being shoved into literally every facet of society from media to womens sports to doing gential mutilation on children while calling everyone who doesnt want this shoved down their throats metaphysically evil
A real head scratcher that one.
>Neither does pandering to one either.
I think 90% of the issue is that it's basically socially required to pander to them now, otherwise you're putting your livelihood at risk.
Because they are placed/force their way into positions of power and influence and act as a eunuch enforcement class for ~~*liberal capitalism*~~, especially in entertainment and media.
I HEKIN LOVE OPEN WORLD SLOP
I LOVE WALKING AROUND BIG EMPTY AREAS FOR HOURS FILLED WITH FRICK ALL EXCEPT SHIT ITEMS AND MINING
IT LE HEKIN IMMERSES ME
Absolutely. It's a good game in spite of its open world. It would've been a better game with traditional souls level design and without the copy pasting open worlds love so much.
ER >= BG3 >>> BotW
I just prefer ER as a game, but BG3 is arguably more impressive. BotW was a fricking mistake and should either not exist or been a new IP.
It's also very obvious that outside the sleazy sex there is very little substance to the game. It's unfinished for a start, right down to entire areas promised in Baldur's Gate itself have been cut. After about Act 2, this game falls apart badly. LGBT activism and Chinese botting can only act as band aid for so long. Because here's the rub: the game is really boring. But you have to be able to fight LGBT activists online if you as a public person you are willing to admit it. They will get their goty and will not care who gets cancelled along the way.
I've never played genshin and never will because gatcha shit, but bringing it up out of nowhere and trying to start something with it just makes you sound like you're the one seething over it while trying to make people act like they care more about botw than they really do. >be really fricking annoying over a game >piss people off and they start attacking the game to get back at the people being annoying >haha this game makes Ganker seethe
Classic
>someone is criticizing BG3 >"oh yeah that's not a great part of the g-" >they mention trannies and gays for 80% of their post
why are BG3 haters like this
>>BotW >Fun until you get the strongest weapon, chore after
Ring >Great game, probably the best open world soulslike or entire another genre >>BG3 >peak goysloppery with turbonerd with too much time to praise this slop 24/7, game too frickin slow and aimless wandering
Some people get autistic over people ending a sentence with though, so some people fight back by autistically using it that way. Basically it's just all-around autism and people who do that are trying to be annoying.
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>They changed Malenia's white VA to black for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
>Mom I posted it again
>No mimics
This hurt my soul.
They'd already overdone them, everyone reflexively hits every chest they see now and has since DS1
>They'd already overdone them
No
>everyone reflexively hits every chest they see now and has since DS1
And?
>No
Yes
>And?
And there's no point to having mimics anymore when everyone expects them from every chest, no one has fallen for them since DS1
>Yes
No
>And there's no point to having mimics anymore when everyone expects them from every chest
That's not how it works
>no one has fallen for them since DS1
The biggest lie I've heard in a while.
>No
Yes
>That's not how it works
It literally is, it's not a trap if you know the trap is coming and expect it from every single chest, which everyone does now
>The biggest lie I've heard in a while.
You're right I should rephrase, no one with a triple digit IQ has fallen for them since DS1
>Yes
No.
>It literally is
It isn't.
>You're right
Ok, then why are you arguing with me, troony?
>nuh uh
>nuh uh
>troony
I accept your concession, if you've ever fallen for a single mimic after the first one you ever came across you are legitimately moronic
>No argument
You lost, subhuman troony.
>ignore other person's argument
>say they didn't make an argument
Incredible
other person's argument
Never happened, troony.
u r troon
>N-n-no you
Is this the best fromsharts can do?
>he sat there waiting for an hour to quickly come back at a no effort shitpost with "fromshart"
lmao
Meanwhile your "response" was "u r troon".
Wasn't me, loony troon
Who cares, this just shows that Fromtrannies are mentally disabled.
You sat there staring at your monitor for an hour waiting to come back at any reply with "fromshart" lol
There are only 2 minutes between the posts, where are you getting this "hour" shit, troony?
Holy fricking cope
>cope
Meanwhile in reality
>2 minutes
See, troony?
Meanwhile, in reality
>an hour
See, troony?
Are you literally brain dead?
You clearly are, seething troon
>N-n-n-n-no you
You will never be a woman.
Correct, I'm a man and not a coping troony like you
>No you
Is your troony mind only capable of one retort?
You aren't even capable of telling time lol
Even though you are the one confusing 2 minutes for an hour, troony?
Keep pretending you weren't sitting there slackjawed waiting for someone to reply to you, you goofy freak
>goofy
Reddit is that way, troony.
>YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD!!!!
Pure cope lmao
So you admit that you are a subhuman redditor troony? KEK, it's over for you.
>uhhhh shit what do I do now, uhhhh oh I know BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD
Funny hearing about buzzwords from a redditor.
You're the one spouting them lol, I've never posted on reddit in my life
Even though you admitted that you are a redditor?
I didn't though?
Even though you did?
Why are you lying? Slow night in the discord?
I'm not lying though.
>no one has fallen for them since DS1
In other words you didn't play dark souls 2.
Mimics function the exact same way in 2 and 3 as they did in 1, not sure what you think you're trying to get at
>yes I didn't play dark souls 2
Thanks for confirming.
I did, and mimics function the exact same way. I'm waiting with bated breath to hear your explanation of how they're different other than them crabwalking upside down in 2 instead of standing upright
>I did
I sincerely doubt it.
>it's mechanically the same
Yes. The fact you have no idea what I'm talking about is pretty strong evidence you didn't play the game tbh.
Go play it, allegedly again & pay attention & you'll see why the claim that nobody ever fell for them again complete bullshit.
If you're just going to pretend to be smug and knowing while saying nothing then stop replying to me, I've beaten all these games many times and I'm very familiar with how they work
Which version did you play? Original or SOFTS because if it's only the latter then you definitely would have no clue, I forgot that abomination existed until now.
Both, I got the original on PS3 when it came out and I got SotFS on PC maybe five years ago. I've put hundreds of hours into both versions
How in the mother frick did you not notice they deliberately showed mimics with wooden chests exclusively while leaving metal chests normal for half the game then put a handful of metal chest mimics in the second half?
Tons of people got killed by metal mimics after being trained to believe they could only show up as wooden chests.
Deboonked you god damn monster frisbee.
Did you never once notice that mimic chests in DS2 have locks on the front of them and regular chests don't? Like every single one, wooden and metal? You can tell which chests are and aren't mimics in all three games literally just by looking at them, and even if that weren't the case you can just smack them before you open them which anyone with a brain has always done ever since the very first one in Sen's Fortress
>I paid attention & knew how to spot mimics therefore all those people who got tricked don't count but also didn't notice the deliberate design choice to trick players
lol
Good job ignoring the second half of my post, also those aren't even the only two ways to tell. You can try to put the camera inside a chest to check, it clips through mimic chests and you can see the teeth. The fourth method is to just wait for about 3-4 seconds to see if the chest breathes, which all mimic chests do. There are four separate ways to see if a chest is a mimic or not
>good job ignoring my whataboutism
Go delete all the youtube videos & forum posts of people who got tricked so that you can pretend you weren't taking out of your ass.
>whataboutism
>it's not MY fault that I didn't expect an obvious signposted trap in a game series infamous for being full of signposted traps
It's not my fault you're a moron that doesn't pay attention, people like you have been mocked since Demon's Souls
>I can't prove that people didn't fall for mimics in dks2
Who could've predicted this outcome, I mean except me from the start? Oh wait that doesn't count in your eyes does it?
lmao
I'm sure some people did, once. Then they started hitting every chest they saw after that because they weren't literal morons
>I'm sure some people did, once.
I must yet again suggest you remove all mention of people who played dark souls 1 getting tricked in dark souls 2 & also the people who fell for the regular wooden mimic then later a metal mimic within a single playthrough of dark souls 2 so that this lie isn't so obvious.
Nah because anyone who played DS1 already knew mimics existed, and once you know they exist you smack every chest you see to make sure they aren't mimics. The only way someone could have fallen for one in 2 would be if they hadn't played 1, this cope about metal chests is really goofy
>ignores people who never played the first game fell for wooden chest & then metal chest
Here's the part where you say nobody who played 2 skipped the first game.
This is pure cope bro, everyone falls for a mimic exactly one time because they don't know to expect it. Once you get killed by one you take the quarter of a second to swing at every subsequent chest you see to make sure it isn't one
>nobody ever got trained by the deliberate design choice to have mimics only be wooden for the first half of the game
>cope
Its ironic that you said the word cope because that's exactly what was going through my mind when you insinuated such a moronic implication.
You can hem and haw all you want but the simple fact of the matter is that it takes 0.2 seconds to safely confirm whether or not any chest is a mimic and if you don't do that you're literally admitting to being a complete moron
>I still can't prove people didn’t fall for the metal mimic trick because of the deliberate design choice
I know, it's a difficult position to be in to make such an obvious lie & have to defend it to the bitter end.
Yeah sorry I'm not terribly concerned with actual morons, do you want to go on and defend people who got filtered by Asylum Demon too and quit the game because they couldn't figure out why their broken sword wasn't doing any damage? DSP didn't know he could crouch jump in Black Mesa, is he a representative of the gaming community at large?
>anyone who proves my claim wrong doesn't count
Ah I see we've circled back to the beginning of the flowchart. For the sake of brevity you can go read the back & forth of me responding to your lies, fallacies & whataboutisms that lead to you repeating yourself like an NPC. You don't actually need me to repeat the same posts again since they're already there, just pretend like I rewrote the posts, should be easy enough given how well versed you are in mental gymnastics.
Have fun with that lol.
I'm just not really interested in playing pedant with you bud, I'm not an autist who thinks when someone says "no one does this lol" in casual conversation they literally mean not one single person on the entire planet has ever done it a single time
>literal videos on youtube & people in forums admitting they got tricked by the deliberate design choice is pendantic
Right.
>some people are drooling morons
I already acknowledged this and told you I'm talking about people with triple digit IQs, not mouthbreathing zoomers and twitch prostitutes
>everyone who plays these games without paying attention to minor details of a seldomly used trap is a moron
Seems a bit pedantic.
Nice
As I've said several times and you keep ignoring, it takes 0.2 seconds to check if a chest is a mimic. If you fell for one and then did not proceed to hit every chest you saw afterward you are a dopey dumbus, you may as well be kvetching about not knowing you can use a shield to block attacks or that you can two hand a weapon to hit harder with it
>moves to stage 3 of deflection flowchart
I see I didn't miss anything.
Imagine being this deep in and still trying to pretend your refusal to take a quarter of a second to swing at a chest doesn't make you a moron
Stop it & blindly open a suspiciously placed chest you fiend.
Even if this is bait, ER is the most overrated game of all time.
Nah it's correctly rated
I mean, most of that applies to all of them.
Incorrect. DS1 has story, it doesn't have open world, it has challenge, it doesn't have dualwielding etc.
No the DS games, the three games on OP.
it's barely been a year and no one gives a frick about elden nig anymore while it still has a dlc scheduled, botw had daily shitposting threads for 6 years in a row
ER still gets daily threads and you trannies are still seething about it btfoing you harder than anyone has ever been btfo before
>fromtroony projecting
classic
You lost troonie
go talk to the "witch mommy" to change your gender, fromtroony
>tendietroons still projecting a fricking year and a half later
lmao
>conflating an in-universe explanation for re-customizing your character with real life genital mutilation and hermaphrodite-ery
Trannies are compelled to make literally everything about them
>play Oblivion
>get to the end of the sewers
>option comes up to recreate your character before you leave
>OMG THIS IS A TRANS GAME
If you give Boc the Seamster a larval tear, he moves to Rennela so that he can be reborn, but "beautiful" this time. He's reborn as a human and after you rest again, he dies.
Seriously, what did Miyazaki mean by this?
I prefer the sex change coffin from DS2.
>feels less oppressive
Literally what do they expect? Do they expect reality to come with a moron woman that can magic your gender?
I'm going to nominate an entire fricking console here. This thing STILL generates semi-regular seethe threads here, nearly 30 fricking years after it came out.
god of war lost
I can guess why: it had like 6 or 7 games that were objectively the greatest of all time/their time (obviously there's the argument that GoldenEye and Perfect Dark don't hold up but that's mostly down to the control scheme) and little else. But those 6 or 7 games... holy shit they're good
I don't think I've ever seen anyone seethe over the N64, that's like saying people seethe over the PS1. Both consoles had some of the greatest games ever made and I can't say I've ever really seen anyone try to dispute that
Sweaty I was in Ganker when the superintendent 64 came out and everyone used the clap emoji. Fricking newbie
You've been posting here for less than a year, newbie-kun. Embarrassing.
The only game that shows how casual and mindbroken Ganker are was and still is, Sekiro. People who didn't understand the combat flow and get mad when they can't hit a boss or call it a rhythm game are assblasted to this day.
i get the first two, but bg3 was annoying because the nonstop shill campaign that went on around its release date.
I really enjoy all of these games. Imo BotW > Elden Ring > BG3. I feel like I might enjoy Elden Ring more than BotW in a vacuum but it's just not my favorite Fromsoft whereas BotW was a good surprise after the last few 3D Zeldas.
>BotW
A mistake. Overcorrected from Skyward Sword and killed the franchise's identity. TotK was an even bigger mistake.
>Elden Ring
Great game with some issues.
>BG3
Haven't played (yet).
>open world slop
>open world rollslop
>turn troony goyslop
bad games being praised as the peak of the industry tend to upset people with functioning brain cells
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>slop slop slop slop
>redditfrog
Go away
BG3 > ER >>> BotW
Maybe take out one of the > between ER and BotW and we will be getting somewhere
I never thought about Zelda at all I haven't had a nintendo console since the 3ds
Why do people seethe so hard about trannies when if you went outside you would see so few and if you talked to them you'd realize that they're just people like you and me a lot of the time. Confused people definitely, but raging so hard over such a minority makes no sense.
Neither does pandering to one either.
You will never be a woman.
I know and it's a good thing
>why do people seethe about this extreme minority of freaks being shoved into literally every facet of society from media to womens sports to doing gential mutilation on children while calling everyone who doesnt want this shoved down their throats metaphysically evil
A real head scratcher that one.
>Neither does pandering to one either.
I think 90% of the issue is that it's basically socially required to pander to them now, otherwise you're putting your livelihood at risk.
Because they are placed/force their way into positions of power and influence and act as a eunuch enforcement class for ~~*liberal capitalism*~~, especially in entertainment and media.
Ganker was fricking slurping up Elden Ring like crazy when it came out
what do you mean
Kinda putting the cart before the horse there. This place has been mind broken by default for at least 1 1/2 presidencies
starfield
lmao thats funny but real talk only new atlantis is overpopulated by third worlders
>tendies still sharting their pants years after elden ring release
it's time to get over it and grow up, you're over 30 years old
I HEKIN LOVE OPEN WORLD SLOP
I LOVE WALKING AROUND BIG EMPTY AREAS FOR HOURS FILLED WITH FRICK ALL EXCEPT SHIT ITEMS AND MINING
IT LE HEKIN IMMERSES ME
someone with no imagination and sense of wonder wrote this post
I like Elden Ring, except for the open world parts if that makes sense
Absolutely. It's a good game in spite of its open world. It would've been a better game with traditional souls level design and without the copy pasting open worlds love so much.
>fromdrone and tendie on the same par as game with actual choices
lmao
ER >= BG3 >>> BotW
I just prefer ER as a game, but BG3 is arguably more impressive. BotW was a fricking mistake and should either not exist or been a new IP.
Remove BG3 that game is dogshit.
It's also very obvious that outside the sleazy sex there is very little substance to the game. It's unfinished for a start, right down to entire areas promised in Baldur's Gate itself have been cut. After about Act 2, this game falls apart badly. LGBT activism and Chinese botting can only act as band aid for so long. Because here's the rub: the game is really boring. But you have to be able to fight LGBT activists online if you as a public person you are willing to admit it. They will get their goty and will not care who gets cancelled along the way.
BG3 is the skyrim of the now
>SEE THAT MOUNTAIN? YOU CAN CLIMB IT!
>SEE THAT METROSEXUAL troony? YOU CAN FRICK IT
yep
i love how botw still triggers genshitroons because their shitty ripoff has been stagnated since 1.0 while botw has been a masterpiece since day 1
I've never played genshin and never will because gatcha shit, but bringing it up out of nowhere and trying to start something with it just makes you sound like you're the one seething over it while trying to make people act like they care more about botw than they really do.
>be really fricking annoying over a game
>piss people off and they start attacking the game to get back at the people being annoying
>haha this game makes Ganker seethe
Classic
>someone is criticizing BG3
>"oh yeah that's not a great part of the g-"
>they mention trannies and gays for 80% of their post
why are BG3 haters like this
bc i want to frick a troony in his bussy
>>BotW
>Fun until you get the strongest weapon, chore after
Ring
>Great game, probably the best open world soulslike or entire another genre
>>BG3
>peak goysloppery with turbonerd with too much time to praise this slop 24/7, game too frickin slow and aimless wandering
>probably the best open world soulslike
Are you moronic? There is only one open world soulslike and that's ER.
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All shit
BotW and Elden are actually good games THOUGH. Baldurs Slop on the other hand...
>these boring openworldslop games with nothing but padding are actually good games
>SLOP SLOP SLOP
Why do people keep capitalizing "though"? It's weird and I keep seeing it
Some people get autistic over people ending a sentence with though, so some people fight back by autistically using it that way. Basically it's just all-around autism and people who do that are trying to be annoying.
You seem autistic though too though
We still get edelgard threads.
Most engage threads devolve into 3H arguing.
You forgot the remake of the greatest game ever made.