They have no idea what the actual job is like because they're recruiters, not the actual workers. Also I'm sure a lot of their bosses are morons who think >If I say this braindead easy, entry-level job requires a bachelor's and 4 years of experience, I'll only attract the best workers and I'll have the best company and make the most money!
these are the same morons getting scammed by Indians with totally real Ph.D.s from New Delhi University. my company once hired a "senior developer" pajeet with not one but TWO Ph.D.s in computer science. Whoa! what a genius!
you know what he did? nothing whatsoever. it was a work from home position and he did literally nothing for months, collecting a few paychecks before getting fired. that's the new scam: job hopping/juggling.
Much like society, people employed for the purpose of seeking more employees are frequently overqualified midwits that can't make reasonable judgements
t. Applied to job that wanted a 2 year degree in english and got it despite not having one
It was basic computer service.
Because they are israelites high balling an offer instead of being honest. They ask for what they want ideally. The more saturated the more absurd they get.
50 pounds is the standard requirement, because in most office settings or light retail, you're really only going to be lifting that at the max
I got pranked by my office position and now I end up accidentally responsible for moving and lifting things in excess of 50 lbs cause I'm one of 4 "young men"
>take a one day gig through my temp agency >"Lift up to 50 pounds" >oh it won't be so bad it will all be like 20 lb. Shit >it's actually all 50 to 80lbs
Fricking liars
not if they don't attempt to appropriately try to have you continue to do the job without that requirement, but they will more than likely hire someone else and you have to prove they didn't choose you due to discrimination and not because another person was "better qualified"
the "discrimination" laws for work is a joke that only catches owners that scream that they are never hiring a Black person. in reality their is a million "didn't fit with company culture" lines they can use
Wouldn't be surprised if it was my previous job in Cincinnati, which had managers and their favorites start barking shit like needing to always be ready to respond to email ASAP, even at 3AM at the end before me and a bunch of others told them to frick off a couple summers ago.
I would start working on that then, my friend. Because if they're interviewing you, it means they're interested. If they run when they meet you, then that is a sign of something.
i make 7.50€ an hour so this sounds really good, but i am probably from a country and town where rent and cost of living is half of there or even less.
I made $11 an hour at a grocery store where all I had to do was restock fruit once an hour and some mild cleaning. Who the frick would work at a place like this?
Imagine being the type who "outshines + outperforms the owner" and all you get is a mere 6$ hourly more than the beginner, and a salary that will never match with the owner.
It's crazy how they'll complain how everything is getting more expensive but when they hear $15 an hour they just PTSD flashback to their youth where were able to afford everything on a fraction of that
>B-But back in my day, I only paid 50 cents for a burger and a good old fashioned cola! Who needs to be paid $15 dollars an hour? You could buy a house in a month with that kind of excess! Aieeeee!
i had a job in restaurant management where i made $17/hr plus profit share but somehow managed to dodge all of the duties associated with it. interviewing, hiring, opening, inventory, etc. i basically just closed the store and did a really lazy job at most of the tasks because i managed to convince the boss that pulling all the furniture was an unnecessary chore to do nightly and he agreed with me. i basically speech checked my way through everything i didn't want to do and they still liked me because i was good at making the food and i could work with even the laziest ghetto scum they kept bringing in.
i moved into IT and now i make more being paid to sit on my ass browsing the internet all day and occasionally get called to click mouse buttons for moronic people. i have had to deal with exactly 0 Black folk ever since and life has been an overall improvement.
>works like 2 people
Do I get paid like two people also?
lol of course not, and dumb ass managers like this genuenly wonder why nobody wants to do this shit and just thinks everybody else is lazy.
Of course THEY wont do this job either, that's why they're hiring YOU.
> 3. No such thing as a bad job
WOW, GUESS WE DONT NEED UNIONS OR SAFETY REGULATION OR HOLIDAYS OR ANTYHING, NO SUCH THING AS A BAD JOB RIGHT GUYS
Its so stupid, why are Americans such bootlickers?
>i'm product of my choices not my circumstances
this has implications for going and believing both sides of the extreme, choosing one or another is a matter of mindset and belief, but not correct in either proposition.
>FFVI glitches on a new save and you start in the Opera House but just make Vector propaganda so you never leave said opera house but you need to pretended you’re actually saving the world because you haven’t slain a monster for the entire game and are still level 1
Has this happened to anyone else’s save file? Weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. FFVI is still my favorite in the series, though.
Saw this picture before, it looks like one of those novelty jokes if anything. I wouldn't be surprised if a no defunct business had one,but this looks too professionally made
>doomer
must be great to live in perfect utopia land where nothing bad happens ever
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it feels good being able to understand the difference between a joke and something that isn't a joke. maybe one day you'll be able to do the same, autismo-san
That means you just call out sick and don't have to give an excuse for it. Having the weekends and holidays off is better than what most wagies are getting.
They got told once by their family that their food is great and that thy should open a restaurant. really resturant owners are some of the most deluded people on planet earth
Hitler was good to workers to the point where the commies had to criticize him for 'buying off' the working class with conditions so good that they'd never revolt
I've never had a job, my parents forbade me from getting one in high school and college. They said I would get a job with my degree, so I finished my English degree and I'm still unemployed.
>so I finished my English degree and I'm still unemployed.
your only hope is teaching English. Get a TEFL and teach some Arabian Prince's son and get gifted a Bugatti
theyre holding out for a desperate chump who will be easier to frick over.
individual workers use their wages to survive while businesses know they can just beg the government for a bailout if things get even a little dicey which functionally means they need any individual worker comparatively less than that worker needs them so they leverage that asymmetry
anecdote: I was working retail and I had a headache. so I bought some headache pills to take, turned around cause the store was empty and I popped em. customer immediately b***hed at me for popping pills at work and how dare I make her feel uncomfortable.
>communist
that's literally just how the service industry is in the US. Especially in right to work states. Sometimes your manager will be a normal person, but philosophically burgers almost demand you needlessly suffer for the sin of serving them. You will look busy even if you're not, you will NOT sit, you will not show any signs of humanity.
>YOU MUST NOT LOOK WITHIN 31.5 DEGREES OF ANY TERRORIST OR ANY COUNTER-TERRORIST AT ANY TIME OR YOU WILL BE SHOT >FOR EACH 10 STEPS YOU MUST EXECUTE 133 DEGREE ROTATIONS
remote work is still bigger than it ever has been and it's the best time to get in with companies that are definitely sticking with it, plus public transportation/ubers are a thing
my first job was night shift and i walked a mile in the dark to get there, sometimes even in snow. if you want money bad enough you will do it. weed doesn't pay for itself.
I won’t take any job that has “on-call” responsibilities unless it pays at minimum 35 dollars an hour with full benefits and a co-matched 401k. Modern companies have shown me that time is indeed money so now I know what my time is worth.
its cuck behavior to shit on other workers for making "too much"
if how much your boss pays you bothers you, then you need to take it up with your boss or leverage your experience to get a similar job with better pay at another firm.
I earn the salaried equivalent of $30 an hour to sit at home jerking off and playing video games then occasionally hammering out a month's work in 2-3 days when the deadline comes due (government data analyst).
>Apply for a job at a relatively known gaming company >Role pays 14 dollars an hour >Have to move to an extremely expensive city (Stockholm) >Get fricked even harder by Swedish income tax
I think I would have only make like 9k a year, living expenses notwithstanding.
There is a reason you constantly see people pivoting to new studios in the game development scene, only way to make money in video games is making your own studio and getting in on the ground floor somewhere.
>get job >boss didn't tell me the office is full of diversity hires getting paid pennies >they hate me and want me out >Why the frick did they hire me >turns out the customers hate diversity hires
"non-diverse" hires are becoming the new minority hire. offices need a couple token not blue haired individuals so they can still do business with conservatives
I always make sure to heat and pour all my saved bacon grease down the sink right before I move out of any rental with a shitty landlord. By the time anyone realizes what's going on, you'll have no way to tell whose fault it was. Clean it up, janny!
>Parents instilled a "work ethic" in me that meant I never questioned my managers and always tried twice as hard if I got any negative feedback >Got a first time manager who genuinely hated my guts for no apparent reason >Constantly set me impossible tasks so she could show me up >Worked my ass off to meet her requests which only made her angrier >She put me on notice, had a whole list of shit I had 6 months to prove before her, HR and upper management >Smashed all of the targets by burning myself out >Only time I had off was for having a tumor removed and subsequent cancer risk treatment and was back in within 2 weeks despite being urged to take more than double that by my physician >Brought in for the six month review >Yeah this is decent but you didn't do this thing that isn't even in your contract >Have a nervous breakdown on the spot >Signed off with stress >My friend who is versed in employment law caught wind of it >Freedom of information'd all emails pertaining to me that my manager had sent >She's literally admitting to trying to get rid of me by making my life impossible >They give me a fat settlement to make the whole thing go away and I have the time to find a job doing something I actually enjoy
My advice, always get receipts, save all emails, make sure you get written confirmation that you completed tasks that were set for you outside your contractual obligations so you can nail people with them if the time ever comes.
I'm someone with a pretty stable income, and I actually do still do tips like this, but only 10%, hoping it's going towards the kitchen.
Cooks get some real shafting, especially in smaller places.
hate that they're almost definitely taking advantage of people with good intentions like you. I've been the one in the kitchen getting shafted by management who think they actually hold the place together. I've started tipping like shit on the receipt to look like a standard cheapass and handing cash to whoever is actually serving/helping/etc me. At least that way they lie about it on their taxes
I only tip delivery and haircuts, nothing frickin else. If I have to pick it up myself and it takes no extra effort for you to do the thing I paid for, I'm not tipping. Frick you coffee places, I ordered a regular black coffee cause I'm out and about, you're not getting a tip for pouring bean juice in a cup.
>custom: 0,00 >the no tip alarm doesn't go off because the entry level coder who wrote it didn't get paid enough to go above and beyond and have it check for that >food remains unspitted
I'm safe even if I ever got to the US. No tipping from me.
it ain't him, this is in a gorillion clickbait articles and is about 8 years old at this point. I know because I have a frickin problem with doomscrolling
How do you have the ability to just quit at the drop of a hat? I'm always, ALWAYS worried that I might not be able to find another job before my bank account runs dry, especially with how FRICKING expensive everything is right now. I don't even think I could go a single month without a job before getting evicted.
I know how you feel. I worked two days at Amazon before I realized I was miserable and walked out and the wait before my next job always stressed me out because I was only losing money. Just spam applications to things you have experience with or something that interest you I guess.
Work a real shit soul crushing job and even risking bad finances looks really nice compared to working for just one more day.
Looking at you, call centre workers. ERROR ERROR your urination was 4 minutes 17 seconds it shouldnt take that long to get a key from your manager and run to the other side of the building and back. You have dropped below 97% adherence for the day. You can still bring up your monthly adherence average but the ESL in QA got confused when you said "account" and thought you called the customer "a c**t" so you got a 0% and have received a written warning.
I saved up for a few years, so I refuse to sacrifice any sort of comfort or happiness for some shit job. My last workplace stopped being remote and I just decided to return some crappy equipment and quit. Then the manager always does that talk trying to figure out how to keep you, but it's not worth wasting so much time trudging through shit traffic and driving an hour to do office work that I could do at home.
Never ever accept being miserable with a job unless you will literally fricking die if you don't have it.
I'm an accountant in an "accounting firm" (idk if that exists in america), we do accounting and tax reports for clients (businesses, entrepreneurs and the like) and in my country there aren't enough accountants in these types of companies, so we're very sought after, i turned off my linkedin because i didn't want any more recruiters propositions.
So i could quit my job right now and find another one no problem, maybe with even a higher salary. I'm just staying in my current one because i want to get min 1 year experience to be competent and experienced enough. (there's a lot of technical things you have to learn).
The trick is to work a job that's highly sought by recruiters and where there's not enough candidates. Law of offer and demand.
>How do you have the ability to just quit at the drop of a hat?
it helps that there are dozens to hundreds of other companies struggling to hire people in america so i have tons of options.
I did shift work as a chemist early on, 12 hour rotating days and nights. Would not do it again, but it can pay a lot if the company has a good payscale. Extra $1.50 an hour when working nights, included overtime, easy to make a lot of extra from overtime.
You're making about 3-4 times the pay of the average American right now, what do you think
Well, the thing is, I work in tech and it's hard to compare my pay to the REAL bigwigs in that industry because they not only earn more, but have a way higher cost of living from residing on the west coast.
>Get office job to tide me over >Person in same role as me is borderline moronic but friends with the bosses >Works full time while I work 3 days a week >Tasks are the kind that are easily tracked by amount done >Shit like printing out letters and enveloping them up to send out to clients >Break the process into parts and do them in stages instead of literally printing out each letter one by one and enveloping them one by one like a fricking brainlet, so absolutely shit on her rate of work comfortably >Get easily three times what she does done because I don't spend any time gossiping I just listen to music and get shit done >Finish well more than my share and spend some time fricking around on my phone >Boss tries to give me shit >Point out the above >IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT IT'S ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE YOU HAVE A LOW OUTPUT ATTITUDE
I have never laughed so hard. I spent the next week matching the other person's output, refusing to help her do shit like manage excel uploads which she was basically too dumb to do, and my boss was seething because I just said "I'm following the example of a better worker in my role"
The best option at this point is to just leave the west, get some western country company to give you a western salary. But benefit from cheap housing.
Boomers let immigrates come in and destroy the housing market by creating insane demand. Then their kids will leave the country.
>have career >want a side job for some extra income >everywhere hiring part timers >have to tell them your entire life story just for an interview >they want you to be open availability all week >will call you on days you told them you can't work >will try to get you to work overnights >won't schedule at all for 2+ weeks >they get all pissy when i tell them to frick off
what happened to part time shit?
I don't know anything about what managers actually do other than yell at people and write emails, but I know for sure they fricking HATE managing schedules.
Employers know there are tons of genuinely desperate people (mostly millennials who were told they could have kids and be okay) who will work weekends and Christmas until 2 AM. They're not going to schedule around you when they can just slot in Teghyn, mother of 3, for the entire day and not think about it anymore
When I go to them they're always so happy to have someone apply and willing to work. Then they pull that bullshit and I tell them I'm out. It's happened 3 times now. I just want a basic evening stocking job or some bullshit
I remember having a job interview for an starting (helper) position at an overhead door company.
>why are you passionate about overhead doors? >who is passionate about overhead doors? No one is passionate about overhead doors. It's a job - anyone who says otherwise is a liar. How am I suppose to be passionate about something I've never done! I'm passionate about music and my family. I can't even imagine what someone who's passionate about overhead doors acts or looks like. >thanks anon. We are gonna interview some other people and let you know our decision.
>who is passionate about overhead doors? No one is passionate about overhead doors. It's a job - anyone who says otherwise is a liar. How am I suppose to be passionate about something I've never done! I'm passionate about music and my family. I can't even imagine what someone who's passionate about overhead doors acts or looks like.
i hope you didnt say that anon, its basically an autism test that you failed. of course nobody gives a shit about your passion for doors or whatever shit they do, its just to see if you can give them a smile and a nice dry corporate bullshit answer and prove that you can play the game. if you give them a smartass answer like this then they think youre an unprofessional kid and will cause problems
I did say that. Almost word for word and I never heard from them ever again
The next interview I had the boomer asked me if I liked to work hard. I told him no one likes working hard but we don't have a choice sometimes. He laughed and I've been working for him for 3 years now and he pays me 75k a year.
just lie.
your upbringing probably taught you to be uncomfortable lying to people, its like that for me too, but the thing is job interviews are not real. Theyre an annoying ritual that keeps HR demons from going out and exsanguinating children. just play the game and lie.
Any business owner who posts a sign like this is committing wage theft so I might as well get to have some fun committing time fraud in return. Eat a bowl of my shit and kick the stool away you absolute dregs of society
>have (undiagnosed) autism, but can hide it pretty well >recently become a supervisor >have to try my hardest to not grind people for shit exactly in this image >start internally screaming when the same dude takes his hour lunch, but then takes a 10 minute bathroom break before coming back, every single day
I refuse to go to a doctor because I've made it this far. I'm not going to frick over my entire life just to know it's official. Not to mention all the restrictions that get placed on people with mental disabilities. I wouldn't be able to buy guns anymore, or go to the gun range.
Don't care, still getting and eating my lunch on the clock and then spending the entirety of my lunch hour drawing fetish porn in an isolated staff lounge
>23 an hour salaried >But it's a fully remote position, I enjoy the work I do and I only do maybe a days worth of work in an entire week
You couldn't pay me triple to get off my ass and go to the office to put in an honest day's work 5 days a week.
At least the only for sure expenses I have are groceries/stuff
Other than that I've tried to put money into gardening but I suck so bad at it so I might put that money instead into increasing the amount I save
Earning some interest is better than nothing right?
The difference man is people would be FINE working a job.
They just don't want to worship their midwit HR who only has that position because they fricked up the hiring process.
Antiwork was moronic UBI pay me to exist bullshit
They're being cheap as frick and don't want to hire multiple people to cover different shifts. Based on the relatively high requirements and shit pay it's probably a help desk job.
>Move to Japan >Get company job, not a contract one >Japanese labor laws so strong it's hard to fire me, even if I frick up >Don't care if I get worse wage than I would have in the west >Living the life in Tokyo, know I don't have to worry other than the company failing Did take 6 interviews
>everyone goes into the tech "boom"
>it oversaturates and implodes
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
>Have to devote points in STR for lifting
>And INT for computer science
>And DEX for driver’s liscence
>And CHA to pass the interview
Why do job requesters always ask for too much and never create a easy job that people will actually like
They're doing that job themselves and delegating all the shit parts to you
But like they won't be able to find man if they ask for too much what the point.
These companies are required to try to hire an American before they import an Indian. They don't want to find someone.
They have no idea what the actual job is like because they're recruiters, not the actual workers. Also I'm sure a lot of their bosses are morons who think
>If I say this braindead easy, entry-level job requires a bachelor's and 4 years of experience, I'll only attract the best workers and I'll have the best company and make the most money!
these are the same morons getting scammed by Indians with totally real Ph.D.s from New Delhi University. my company once hired a "senior developer" pajeet with not one but TWO Ph.D.s in computer science. Whoa! what a genius!
you know what he did? nothing whatsoever. it was a work from home position and he did literally nothing for months, collecting a few paychecks before getting fired. that's the new scam: job hopping/juggling.
natural selection for companies hiring pajeets. let them drown. kek
It's just a wish list and gives you an easy out if the interview doesn't go good. I guarantee the person they hired didn't meet those requirements.
>sorry although you seem like a stand up lad you don't have a phd in computer science.
they don’t need to advertise to fill the easy jobs because they’re easy to fill
Much like society, people employed for the purpose of seeking more employees are frequently overqualified midwits that can't make reasonable judgements
t. Applied to job that wanted a 2 year degree in english and got it despite not having one
It was basic computer service.
Because they are israelites high balling an offer instead of being honest. They ask for what they want ideally. The more saturated the more absurd they get.
>must be able to lift up to 50 lbs
Pretty standard, you should be able to lift up to 50 pounds unless you're a 4-foot female or wildly out of shape,
You are most likely going to lift a total of 20 pounds
A computer can easily weigh over 20 pounds
50 pounds is the standard requirement, because in most office settings or light retail, you're really only going to be lifting that at the max
I got pranked by my office position and now I end up accidentally responsible for moving and lifting things in excess of 50 lbs cause I'm one of 4 "young men"
>take a one day gig through my temp agency
>"Lift up to 50 pounds"
>oh it won't be so bad it will all be like 20 lb. Shit
>it's actually all 50 to 80lbs
Fricking liars
I have a busted shoulder from a car accident and can only lift things one handed, would I be able to sue them for discrimination?
not if they don't attempt to appropriately try to have you continue to do the job without that requirement, but they will more than likely hire someone else and you have to prove they didn't choose you due to discrimination and not because another person was "better qualified"
the "discrimination" laws for work is a joke that only catches owners that scream that they are never hiring a Black person. in reality their is a million "didn't fit with company culture" lines they can use
Pretty much most guys can lift 50 pounds. That requirement is probably to filter females.
Looking at it this is for an IT position, you are expected to be able to Carry the PC, printer or whatever hardware they have without you dying
wtf is this job
the 1 man round the clock printer installer
Wouldn't be surprised if it was my previous job in Cincinnati, which had managers and their favorites start barking shit like needing to always be ready to respond to email ASAP, even at 3AM at the end before me and a bunch of others told them to frick off a couple summers ago.
could be any game dev studio role or market research
>Must have a degree for 16-20/hr
Must be in debt so you can't just quit
Lifting things is for the uneducated so I wouldn't apply for that job
>fat ass dies of heart failure at 37
>heh I’m so smart
I'd kill to land any CS job right now
Just go apply. It's pretty easy. I quit my last job and literally had jobs come to me over a few months.
>apply to hundreds of jobs
>only get about two or three responses
>only ever able to get jobs where there's no interview
literally me
I would start working on that then, my friend. Because if they're interviewing you, it means they're interested. If they run when they meet you, then that is a sign of something.
what if they start breathing heavily, adjusting their bra, and biting their lip when they meet me?
If you're interviewing for a tech job, it means that that's a troony.
Given it happens with over-the-phone interviews as well, I'm pretty sure it's just how socially inept I am.
Yes, that was my point. Work on that. You can improve.
How?
im a sysadmin and get like 5 job offers per month kek
>requires collage degree
>pays the same as working in a grocery store
???
everybody wants those comfy IT jobs, electrician might be better but you have to go in attics and shit
>Woah anon, your doing more work than even i am! here is 1/10th of my salary for such a good job!
thats america
*Boomers in small business
even McDonald's is paying more than this.
hah, i do maybe 1/100th of the work my boss does and i get paid better than the image above
Start your own business then, gay
I remember applying for a dishwasher job at a restaurant when i was young
..only to find out that the restaurant has two kitchens, one on the first floor and one on the second.
And the dishroom was in the basement.
The building didn't have a dumb waiter so you'd spend eight+ hours a day carrying dirty dishes up and down one or two flights of stairs all day
>going up and down stairs to and from the water laden dishpit all night
Non-slips or not that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
God damn, my back hurts just reading that
It's crazy seeing this when my first job paid more than that and I was visibly stoned most of the time.
i make 7.50€ an hour so this sounds really good, but i am probably from a country and town where rent and cost of living is half of there or even less.
>work harder than boss
>still forced to live with a roommate
>always financially struggling
society
I made $11 an hour at a grocery store where all I had to do was restock fruit once an hour and some mild cleaning. Who the frick would work at a place like this?
good job, you figured out why there's a labor shortage
>1894
Gosh darn kids don't want to work for 1 cents an hour
Imagine being the type who "outshines + outperforms the owner" and all you get is a mere 6$ hourly more than the beginner, and a salary that will never match with the owner.
>mediocre person
It is unreal just how much people hate each other nowadays, it's like they go out of their way to be as hateable as possible
>back in my day you could buy an entire house on $9 per hour so you ain't getting more
>TYPICAL LAZY KIDS! BACK IN MY DAY...
That brief period where Boomers tried to gloat only to realize how much they were hated by every other generation was hilarious.
It's crazy how they'll complain how everything is getting more expensive but when they hear $15 an hour they just PTSD flashback to their youth where were able to afford everything on a fraction of that
>B-But back in my day, I only paid 50 cents for a burger and a good old fashioned cola! Who needs to be paid $15 dollars an hour? You could buy a house in a month with that kind of excess! Aieeeee!
>does better than the owner
>$15/hr
Wtf just hand me the keys
>works like 2 people
>doesn't get paid like 2 people
fricking target pays $15/h lmao
what it this bullshit
>work like 2 people
>get $3 more than the kid who just got his first job
wooow what an opportunity
i had a job in restaurant management where i made $17/hr plus profit share but somehow managed to dodge all of the duties associated with it. interviewing, hiring, opening, inventory, etc. i basically just closed the store and did a really lazy job at most of the tasks because i managed to convince the boss that pulling all the furniture was an unnecessary chore to do nightly and he agreed with me. i basically speech checked my way through everything i didn't want to do and they still liked me because i was good at making the food and i could work with even the laziest ghetto scum they kept bringing in.
i moved into IT and now i make more being paid to sit on my ass browsing the internet all day and occasionally get called to click mouse buttons for moronic people. i have had to deal with exactly 0 Black folk ever since and life has been an overall improvement.
Literally just work at a paint store, I work as a part timer, get paid 16.50 an hour and the stores empty half the goddamn day
You know this guy is going to understate how much work the employees do and overstate how much they do. I doubt anyone even made it to the $12 tier.
>works like 2 people
Do I get paid like two people also?
lol of course not, and dumb ass managers like this genuenly wonder why nobody wants to do this shit and just thinks everybody else is lazy.
Of course THEY wont do this job either, that's why they're hiring YOU.
on call = at work. thats a 170k a year job.
>Game makes you sign a EULA
work ethic is fine, but that goes both ways, if employers b***h when their previously well adjusted workers rebel is for something
Except for point 7, it is a reasonable eula.
> 3. No such thing as a bad job
WOW, GUESS WE DONT NEED UNIONS OR SAFETY REGULATION OR HOLIDAYS OR ANTYHING, NO SUCH THING AS A BAD JOB RIGHT GUYS
Its so stupid, why are Americans such bootlickers?
This israelite shit happens because of markets. Unions make it better but dont fix the root of the problem which requires communism.
its unfortunately the way of the world. either no workers rights but you can get a job, or workers rights and you end up like France is currently.
>i'm product of my choices not my circumstances
this has implications for going and believing both sides of the extreme, choosing one or another is a matter of mindset and belief, but not correct in either proposition.
>FFVI glitches on a new save and you start in the Opera House but just make Vector propaganda so you never leave said opera house but you need to pretended you’re actually saving the world because you haven’t slain a monster for the entire game and are still level 1
Has this happened to anyone else’s save file? Weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. FFVI is still my favorite in the series, though.
>game rejects genre conventions
Saw this picture before, it looks like one of those novelty jokes if anything. I wouldn't be surprised if a no defunct business had one,but this looks too professionally made
it literally is a joke sign.
it's a joke sign that you know for a fact a workplace is using as not a joke
No, I imagine it's a joke sign being used as a joke, but that doesn't fit with your doomer thread
>doomer
must be great to live in perfect utopia land where nothing bad happens ever
it feels good being able to understand the difference between a joke and something that isn't a joke. maybe one day you'll be able to do the same, autismo-san
That means you just call out sick and don't have to give an excuse for it. Having the weekends and holidays off is better than what most wagies are getting.
>New Years, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Christmas
>No Thanksgiving
Absolutely unamerican.
>copies things from reddit.
Pathetic.
OP here, its too late they already took the bait. I won.
do americans really need to cash in their gibs at the gas station?
you people i swear
>good pay
>good pay
lul
>Game softlocks your progress
the classic "we are hiring internally/foreigner" sign.
that whole "entry level" thing is just for the paygrade anon.
Whenever I see shit like this I feel glad that I don't live in the US.
>pay increase (up to) $0.50 per year guaranteed!
>DO NOT TAKE THIS PAPER!! (WE WILL PRESS CHARGES)
>$13/hour + benefits = $16 an hour
Oy frickin vey
theres something about being an independent restauranteur that brings the latent hitler out of a person. the phenomenon needs to be studied.
They got told once by their family that their food is great and that thy should open a restaurant. really resturant owners are some of the most deluded people on planet earth
Hitler was good to workers to the point where the commies had to criticize him for 'buying off' the working class with conditions so good that they'd never revolt
>**$13/hr + benefits = $16
>the benefits are just snacks
>it's a single peppermint in a plastic bag and a note that says "You were MINT for this job! Congrats on 10 years of service!"
Here's a phonepost for (You)
https://www.wowhead.com/item=20030
>When the job listing is full of spelling mistakes
>Now hiring at (INSERT STORE NAME AND LOCATION HERE)
I've never had a job, my parents forbade me from getting one in high school and college. They said I would get a job with my degree, so I finished my English degree and I'm still unemployed.
based moron parents turning their son into a NEET
>so I finished my English degree and I'm still unemployed.
your only hope is teaching English. Get a TEFL and teach some Arabian Prince's son and get gifted a Bugatti
>Arabian Prince's son and get gifted a Bugatti
damn that's pretty nice of them
>Salary: Competitive
and then they refuse to give you even the number at the job interview. How do they get away with it?
theyre holding out for a desperate chump who will be easier to frick over.
individual workers use their wages to survive while businesses know they can just beg the government for a bailout if things get even a little dicey which functionally means they need any individual worker comparatively less than that worker needs them so they leverage that asymmetry
based WA state made that shit illegal. now these homosexual boomers must state the actual compensation instead of that "DOE" or "competitive" bullshit
>conspire with your coworkers
>accuse someone twice and let yourself be accused twice
>everyone gets 40 bucks for free
>mrs apfelgold, i caught anon eating a twix from his knapsack
>repeat ad inifnitum until the store closes
>am rich now and can neet out
What's wrong with eating at work? I occasionally eat sth at my bullshit job desk and it gives zero problems.
in service industry, boomers and gen x will complain and b***h if they see humans act like humans at their job instead of robots
anecdote: I was working retail and I had a headache. so I bought some headache pills to take, turned around cause the store was empty and I popped em. customer immediately b***hed at me for popping pills at work and how dare I make her feel uncomfortable.
What if that's door to morgue?
communist party shit right there
>communist
that's literally just how the service industry is in the US. Especially in right to work states. Sometimes your manager will be a normal person, but philosophically burgers almost demand you needlessly suffer for the sin of serving them. You will look busy even if you're not, you will NOT sit, you will not show any signs of humanity.
>YOU MUST NOT LOOK WITHIN 31.5 DEGREES OF ANY TERRORIST OR ANY COUNTER-TERRORIST AT ANY TIME OR YOU WILL BE SHOT
>FOR EACH 10 STEPS YOU MUST EXECUTE 133 DEGREE ROTATIONS
What's wrong with Olivia.
IM FROM BRITIAN, KANGAROOS AND COWBOY HATS MATE!
oh frick now i have to watch the video again
Alright Ganker, who do you think rob is?
1. Stable boyfriend of one of the girls
2. The gay friend
3. He's fricking all of them
4. He has a car
3 and 4, also a shitty weed dealer
>working so you give profits to someone else
work is inherently cucked
If they expect me to be on-call 24 hours, I'm also getting paid for 24 hours each day.
So a salaried position?
Is it even possible to get a job without being able to drive?
Yes if your country has decent public transportation or if it's a WFH job.
remote work is still bigger than it ever has been and it's the best time to get in with companies that are definitely sticking with it, plus public transportation/ubers are a thing
Depends. My brother walks to his job at Walmart each day because it's close. Location is big factor though
my first job was night shift and i walked a mile in the dark to get there, sometimes even in snow. if you want money bad enough you will do it. weed doesn't pay for itself.
I won’t take any job that has “on-call” responsibilities unless it pays at minimum 35 dollars an hour with full benefits and a co-matched 401k. Modern companies have shown me that time is indeed money so now I know what my time is worth.
I run a big ass multimillion dollar machine for $22
I went to In-And-Out, and their wages start at $18.
What the frick.
its cuck behavior to shit on other workers for making "too much"
if how much your boss pays you bothers you, then you need to take it up with your boss or leverage your experience to get a similar job with better pay at another firm.
>Devs continue to delay patch
>Game gets worse because of it
>lets forget about 9/11 and the recession just say it is red team blue team!
This line of thinking is why nothing will ever get done
I earn the salaried equivalent of $30 an hour to sit at home jerking off and playing video games then occasionally hammering out a month's work in 2-3 days when the deadline comes due (government data analyst).
>Apply for a job at a relatively known gaming company
>Role pays 14 dollars an hour
>Have to move to an extremely expensive city (Stockholm)
>Get fricked even harder by Swedish income tax
I think I would have only make like 9k a year, living expenses notwithstanding.
There is a reason you constantly see people pivoting to new studios in the game development scene, only way to make money in video games is making your own studio and getting in on the ground floor somewhere.
>get job
>boss didn't tell me the office is full of diversity hires getting paid pennies
>they hate me and want me out
>Why the frick did they hire me
>turns out the customers hate diversity hires
"non-diverse" hires are becoming the new minority hire. offices need a couple token not blue haired individuals so they can still do business with conservatives
Damn it feels good to be a landlord at 30.
I always make sure to heat and pour all my saved bacon grease down the sink right before I move out of any rental with a shitty landlord. By the time anyone realizes what's going on, you'll have no way to tell whose fault it was. Clean it up, janny!
>game lets you play by your own rules
>Parents instilled a "work ethic" in me that meant I never questioned my managers and always tried twice as hard if I got any negative feedback
>Got a first time manager who genuinely hated my guts for no apparent reason
>Constantly set me impossible tasks so she could show me up
>Worked my ass off to meet her requests which only made her angrier
>She put me on notice, had a whole list of shit I had 6 months to prove before her, HR and upper management
>Smashed all of the targets by burning myself out
>Only time I had off was for having a tumor removed and subsequent cancer risk treatment and was back in within 2 weeks despite being urged to take more than double that by my physician
>Brought in for the six month review
>Yeah this is decent but you didn't do this thing that isn't even in your contract
>Have a nervous breakdown on the spot
>Signed off with stress
>My friend who is versed in employment law caught wind of it
>Freedom of information'd all emails pertaining to me that my manager had sent
>She's literally admitting to trying to get rid of me by making my life impossible
>They give me a fat settlement to make the whole thing go away and I have the time to find a job doing something I actually enjoy
My advice, always get receipts, save all emails, make sure you get written confirmation that you completed tasks that were set for you outside your contractual obligations so you can nail people with them if the time ever comes.
Women are fricking psychotic when they get a hint of power in the workforce. Glad you ended up on top of the situation, anon.
>Game has a tipping mechanic even though you never played with a player
I'm someone with a pretty stable income, and I actually do still do tips like this, but only 10%, hoping it's going towards the kitchen.
Cooks get some real shafting, especially in smaller places.
you are just enabling this behavior, they probably get 3% of the 10%
hate that they're almost definitely taking advantage of people with good intentions like you. I've been the one in the kitchen getting shafted by management who think they actually hold the place together. I've started tipping like shit on the receipt to look like a standard cheapass and handing cash to whoever is actually serving/helping/etc me. At least that way they lie about it on their taxes
I only tip delivery and haircuts, nothing frickin else. If I have to pick it up myself and it takes no extra effort for you to do the thing I paid for, I'm not tipping. Frick you coffee places, I ordered a regular black coffee cause I'm out and about, you're not getting a tip for pouring bean juice in a cup.
>custom: 0,00
>the no tip alarm doesn't go off because the entry level coder who wrote it didn't get paid enough to go above and beyond and have it check for that
>food remains unspitted
I'm safe even if I ever got to the US. No tipping from me.
never be subservient to boomers
>What are you gonna do, quit?
>Yes
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why do they always do this?
because they are abusive homosexuals irl, it doesn't just apply to boomers but most boomers do apply
God, the absolute arrogance of people like that.
Good. Never become a slave.
Well done anon.
it ain't him, this is in a gorillion clickbait articles and is about 8 years old at this point. I know because I have a frickin problem with doomscrolling
How do you have the ability to just quit at the drop of a hat? I'm always, ALWAYS worried that I might not be able to find another job before my bank account runs dry, especially with how FRICKING expensive everything is right now. I don't even think I could go a single month without a job before getting evicted.
I know how you feel. I worked two days at Amazon before I realized I was miserable and walked out and the wait before my next job always stressed me out because I was only losing money. Just spam applications to things you have experience with or something that interest you I guess.
Not him but I have family and friends that'll take me in whenever I need to crash until finding a new job. Lone wolves rarely keep their pride.
Work a real shit soul crushing job and even risking bad finances looks really nice compared to working for just one more day.
Looking at you, call centre workers. ERROR ERROR your urination was 4 minutes 17 seconds it shouldnt take that long to get a key from your manager and run to the other side of the building and back. You have dropped below 97% adherence for the day. You can still bring up your monthly adherence average but the ESL in QA got confused when you said "account" and thought you called the customer "a c**t" so you got a 0% and have received a written warning.
I saved up for a few years, so I refuse to sacrifice any sort of comfort or happiness for some shit job. My last workplace stopped being remote and I just decided to return some crappy equipment and quit. Then the manager always does that talk trying to figure out how to keep you, but it's not worth wasting so much time trudging through shit traffic and driving an hour to do office work that I could do at home.
Never ever accept being miserable with a job unless you will literally fricking die if you don't have it.
I'm an accountant in an "accounting firm" (idk if that exists in america), we do accounting and tax reports for clients (businesses, entrepreneurs and the like) and in my country there aren't enough accountants in these types of companies, so we're very sought after, i turned off my linkedin because i didn't want any more recruiters propositions.
So i could quit my job right now and find another one no problem, maybe with even a higher salary. I'm just staying in my current one because i want to get min 1 year experience to be competent and experienced enough. (there's a lot of technical things you have to learn).
The trick is to work a job that's highly sought by recruiters and where there's not enough candidates. Law of offer and demand.
>How do you have the ability to just quit at the drop of a hat?
it helps that there are dozens to hundreds of other companies struggling to hire people in america so i have tons of options.
Love how their tone changes when you say you'll quit. Fricking hypocrites and manipulators
B A S E D
>associate's degree
it's so rare to see that as an actual requirement
>game has deep philosophy
I did shift work as a chemist early on, 12 hour rotating days and nights. Would not do it again, but it can pay a lot if the company has a good payscale. Extra $1.50 an hour when working nights, included overtime, easy to make a lot of extra from overtime.
I don't really know how well I'm doing in life compared to what I could be.
How good is making $47.31 USD an hour at 30?
not bad, I'm almost at 20 at 32 and feel moronic for spending so much time in retail. getting used to the lack of actual work is hard to adjust to
Is it better or worse than food service jobs?
Well, the thing is, I work in tech and it's hard to compare my pay to the REAL bigwigs in that industry because they not only earn more, but have a way higher cost of living from residing on the west coast.
You're making about 3-4 times the pay of the average American right now, what do you think
shut up homosexual
I only make 28 as a plumber, im 31. I think you're doing good anon.
>Get office job to tide me over
>Person in same role as me is borderline moronic but friends with the bosses
>Works full time while I work 3 days a week
>Tasks are the kind that are easily tracked by amount done
>Shit like printing out letters and enveloping them up to send out to clients
>Break the process into parts and do them in stages instead of literally printing out each letter one by one and enveloping them one by one like a fricking brainlet, so absolutely shit on her rate of work comfortably
>Get easily three times what she does done because I don't spend any time gossiping I just listen to music and get shit done
>Finish well more than my share and spend some time fricking around on my phone
>Boss tries to give me shit
>Point out the above
>IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT IT'S ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE YOU HAVE A LOW OUTPUT ATTITUDE
I have never laughed so hard. I spent the next week matching the other person's output, refusing to help her do shit like manage excel uploads which she was basically too dumb to do, and my boss was seething because I just said "I'm following the example of a better worker in my role"
Owning moronic homosexuals with their own logic is sublime
It does not matter. You cannot ever buy a house anyway.
The best option at this point is to just leave the west, get some western country company to give you a western salary. But benefit from cheap housing.
Boomers let immigrates come in and destroy the housing market by creating insane demand. Then their kids will leave the country.
Inshallah the bubble will burst any day now
feels good not being canadian, californian, whatever the frick you call a israelite yorker, or anywhere else with a laughably inflated housing market
what's the point of buying a house if the NWO's gonna expropriate us anyway.
>have career
>want a side job for some extra income
>everywhere hiring part timers
>have to tell them your entire life story just for an interview
>they want you to be open availability all week
>will call you on days you told them you can't work
>will try to get you to work overnights
>won't schedule at all for 2+ weeks
>they get all pissy when i tell them to frick off
what happened to part time shit?
I don't know anything about what managers actually do other than yell at people and write emails, but I know for sure they fricking HATE managing schedules.
I have a part time job that I work 50+ hours a week lol frick this world
Employers know there are tons of genuinely desperate people (mostly millennials who were told they could have kids and be okay) who will work weekends and Christmas until 2 AM. They're not going to schedule around you when they can just slot in Teghyn, mother of 3, for the entire day and not think about it anymore
When I go to them they're always so happy to have someone apply and willing to work. Then they pull that bullshit and I tell them I'm out. It's happened 3 times now. I just want a basic evening stocking job or some bullshit
I remember having a job interview for an starting (helper) position at an overhead door company.
>why are you passionate about overhead doors?
>who is passionate about overhead doors? No one is passionate about overhead doors. It's a job - anyone who says otherwise is a liar. How am I suppose to be passionate about something I've never done! I'm passionate about music and my family. I can't even imagine what someone who's passionate about overhead doors acts or looks like.
>thanks anon. We are gonna interview some other people and let you know our decision.
Bro? Why don't you want to work?
>who is passionate about overhead doors? No one is passionate about overhead doors. It's a job - anyone who says otherwise is a liar. How am I suppose to be passionate about something I've never done! I'm passionate about music and my family. I can't even imagine what someone who's passionate about overhead doors acts or looks like.
i hope you didnt say that anon, its basically an autism test that you failed. of course nobody gives a shit about your passion for doors or whatever shit they do, its just to see if you can give them a smile and a nice dry corporate bullshit answer and prove that you can play the game. if you give them a smartass answer like this then they think youre an unprofessional kid and will cause problems
I did say that. Almost word for word and I never heard from them ever again
The next interview I had the boomer asked me if I liked to work hard. I told him no one likes working hard but we don't have a choice sometimes. He laughed and I've been working for him for 3 years now and he pays me 75k a year.
just lie.
your upbringing probably taught you to be uncomfortable lying to people, its like that for me too, but the thing is job interviews are not real. Theyre an annoying ritual that keeps HR demons from going out and exsanguinating children. just play the game and lie.
This. Honestly is not a valued trait in the corporate hellscape unless you're ratting someone out.
How is it possible to not lie in job interviews?
I've learned this the hard way. Interview is just a lying contest. They lie about how great the job is and you lie about how qualified you are.
>24/7, 365 days
The pay should by $160-$200 per hour.
Letting women into the workplace was the biggest mistake.
Why are they always fricking HR?
Their only talents are micromanaging people into hating their lives.
>game bans cheaters
Any business owner who posts a sign like this is committing wage theft so I might as well get to have some fun committing time fraud in return. Eat a bowl of my shit and kick the stool away you absolute dregs of society
>have (undiagnosed) autism, but can hide it pretty well
>recently become a supervisor
>have to try my hardest to not grind people for shit exactly in this image
>start internally screaming when the same dude takes his hour lunch, but then takes a 10 minute bathroom break before coming back, every single day
hello fellow undiagnosed autistic supervisor anon. i feel your pain
>have (undiagnosed) autism
So you don't have autism then?
I refuse to go to a doctor because I've made it this far. I'm not going to frick over my entire life just to know it's official. Not to mention all the restrictions that get placed on people with mental disabilities. I wouldn't be able to buy guns anymore, or go to the gun range.
Don't care, still getting and eating my lunch on the clock and then spending the entirety of my lunch hour drawing fetish porn in an isolated staff lounge
If you want good workers, why not try PAYING FOR THEM?
>23 an hour salaried
>But it's a fully remote position, I enjoy the work I do and I only do maybe a days worth of work in an entire week
You couldn't pay me triple to get off my ass and go to the office to put in an honest day's work 5 days a week.
Ex long term NEET now a part time wagie
I feel lost and don't know how I'm gonna make it in life
If I didn't live at home I couldn't afford ANYTHING
That is the point goy.
At least the only for sure expenses I have are groceries/stuff
Other than that I've tried to put money into gardening but I suck so bad at it so I might put that money instead into increasing the amount I save
Earning some interest is better than nothing right?
Keep Reddit posts on Reddit, homosexual.
This. This thread reeks of r/antiwork, when didGanker become infected with so many lazy ungrateful troonoids
Die, zog
The difference man is people would be FINE working a job.
They just don't want to worship their midwit HR who only has that position because they fricked up the hiring process.
Antiwork was moronic UBI pay me to exist bullshit
image thinking Ganker was ever filled with good citizens that had steady jobs. have a nice day redditgay youre not fooling anyone
what job?
I'm not a spoiled brat like OP and meet those requirements
will actually go lower in pay
I'll pay you a tenth of my salary to come to my home and do my work for me then.
They're being cheap as frick and don't want to hire multiple people to cover different shifts. Based on the relatively high requirements and shit pay it's probably a help desk job.
>Move to Japan
>Get company job, not a contract one
>Japanese labor laws so strong it's hard to fire me, even if I frick up
>Don't care if I get worse wage than I would have in the west
>Living the life in Tokyo, know I don't have to worry other than the company failing
Did take 6 interviews