I hate D&D because it's designed like garbage and falsly advertises itself as "roleplaying" game while actively making its players worse roleplayers with utterly moronic systems like alignments and cheat-code magic that handwaves away entire encounters with zero effort.
Then again I guess your post does prove my point about tge damage D&D has done to the community with large number of braindead normies it has brought into the hobby.
This. When I start up a new campaign and look for players, I ask them what their favorite TTRPG is. If they say D&D 5e, I instantly filter them out of consideration because D&D players cannot roleplay and drag down every other game they're a part of with their moronic "DnD'isms" mindsets.
No, you hate it because it is the most popular game, and you being a troll you will act like you hate whatever the most popular thing on a board happens to be.
It's very easy to pretend to hate something. I hate you because you're a giant dick-eating homosexual troll who's trying to kill this board with the most basic b***h trolling antics, and is dumb enough to imagine no one can see right through him. I hope you die in a way so painful your ghost will be shackled to this earth in eternal shrieking agony as a testament and warning to anyone else who wants to be as much of a moronic homosexual as you are.
See? It sounds like I hate you, right? But in reality, I'd prefer if you just stopped posting; I really don't care if you live or die.
I literaly bought the 5e starter because nobody cares about it anymore and everyone hangs shit on it and I was like no I just want cheap polyhedrals and maybe a scenario and some templates.
Always hoover up some of last year's garbage while everyone argues over the new hotness.
>bla bla bla
Sorry, but you're trying to convince me you hate a game for some reason. A game. Not even a particularly offensive game. Hell, the most offensive thing about it is how it tries to be so inoffensive and accomodating, hence why it became so stupidly popular, and hence why you chose it as your personal Satan.
You want me to believe you're a petty b***h. Why would anyone want that? Unless your whole goal was just to get attention for how much of a petty b***h you are, no one would scream into the void "Wah! WAH! [popular thing]... le bad!"
4 months ago
Anonymous
The most offensive thing about D&D 5e is that people like you make it their entire life and obsess over it harder than serial killers do their victims. But that's basically every IP that sells itself as a lifestyle brand nowadays.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not even really talking about the game, because the game doesn't matter. You've chosen it as your personal Satan not because of its quality, but because of its popularity.
You're here, trolling about a game you don't play, instead of elsewhere discussing a game you do play. And you want to act like you can try and point a finger at anyone else?
Quit trying to kill this board.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Untrue. You are perfectly free to go talk about D&D as much as you want in your containment thread like all the other people on this board do. You won't have to hear any nasty wrong think or people calling your game mediocre there.
Actually, nevermind, I just checked 5eg, it's mostly people batching about how much the game sucks, lol.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>openly lying about something anyone can check for themselves
>people are tired of my board-killing shitspamming >"they must be a shill from the company I have chosen as my personal Satan!"
You need Jesus. Therapy, but also Jesus.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Most of the board actually agrees D&D us pretty mid and is happy to see it being sold. Again, I'm sorry you're losing your job dude, and I know it feels lije your whole world is crashing down, but it's time to move on.
I like d and d because it's simple enough to play over the internet. I saw a bunch of 5e goofballs and their heavy gothic waifus in my hobby store and they were so excited over minis and books and stuff and it was a warm gooey feeling.
NTA, but I'll gladly take DnD 6e: Genshin Impact Edition, over the garbage "modern audience" shit we've been getting from WotC and Hasbro the last decade.
They'll just remove all the skeletons and ghosts and call it a day
NTA, but I'll gladly take DnD 6e: Genshin Impact Edition, over the garbage "modern audience" shit we've been getting from WotC and Hasbro the last decade.
She made a whopping 500 dollars total in 1930s money, got ripped off by another guy who became rich and famous, then died in '48 and no one knew she actually came up with the game and not the other guy until over 20 years after her death
4 months ago
Anonymous
the American Dream
4 months ago
Anonymous
this sounds entirely believable and also complete modern feminist fantasy history re-write.
Any parent who has kids the ages of 4 to 8. Children can entertain themselves with shitty board games for fricking hours. Plus every person on the planet has heard of monopoly.
> Used to steal minis at the LGS > Realize I'm good at it. > Offer my friends to take order, resell 1/4 of the price > Over time they all build a second army or double their main one thanks to me. > As we grow older and quit playing a few of them contact me to offer me to take the minis back, say yeah, why not. > 15 years later pewter apparently turned to gold. > Like, holy shit, I could get some of these frickers to give me their kidneys right there for this stupid looking pewter giant.
feels rather good I'd say.
If I could go back in time to stop the creation of one game, it would be MTG. Its meteoric plunge into forgettable slop absolutely overshadows the enormous heights it climbed to.
>manchildren arguing which plastic toy soldier game is better despite both being made by the same greedy PC company that mocks them equally
pathetic
seethe. Just face it, Age of Sigmar will always be more successful and popular than your dead shit setting
No other game has done as much damage to the medium and community as a whole as this piece of garbage and the shit it dragged in after itself.
>it's popular so i must hyperbollically exaggerate how much I hate it for attention
You are the most basic b***h of basic b***h trolls.
I hate D&D because it's designed like garbage and falsly advertises itself as "roleplaying" game while actively making its players worse roleplayers with utterly moronic systems like alignments and cheat-code magic that handwaves away entire encounters with zero effort.
Then again I guess your post does prove my point about tge damage D&D has done to the community with large number of braindead normies it has brought into the hobby.
This. When I start up a new campaign and look for players, I ask them what their favorite TTRPG is. If they say D&D 5e, I instantly filter them out of consideration because D&D players cannot roleplay and drag down every other game they're a part of with their moronic "DnD'isms" mindsets.
No, you hate it because it is the most popular game, and you being a troll you will act like you hate whatever the most popular thing on a board happens to be.
It's very easy to pretend to hate something. I hate you because you're a giant dick-eating homosexual troll who's trying to kill this board with the most basic b***h trolling antics, and is dumb enough to imagine no one can see right through him. I hope you die in a way so painful your ghost will be shackled to this earth in eternal shrieking agony as a testament and warning to anyone else who wants to be as much of a moronic homosexual as you are.
See? It sounds like I hate you, right? But in reality, I'd prefer if you just stopped posting; I really don't care if you live or die.
I literaly bought the 5e starter because nobody cares about it anymore and everyone hangs shit on it and I was like no I just want cheap polyhedrals and maybe a scenario and some templates.
Always hoover up some of last year's garbage while everyone argues over the new hotness.
>bla bla bla
Sorry, but you're trying to convince me you hate a game for some reason. A game. Not even a particularly offensive game. Hell, the most offensive thing about it is how it tries to be so inoffensive and accomodating, hence why it became so stupidly popular, and hence why you chose it as your personal Satan.
You want me to believe you're a petty b***h. Why would anyone want that? Unless your whole goal was just to get attention for how much of a petty b***h you are, no one would scream into the void "Wah! WAH! [popular thing]... le bad!"
The most offensive thing about D&D 5e is that people like you make it their entire life and obsess over it harder than serial killers do their victims. But that's basically every IP that sells itself as a lifestyle brand nowadays.
I'm not even really talking about the game, because the game doesn't matter. You've chosen it as your personal Satan not because of its quality, but because of its popularity.
You're here, trolling about a game you don't play, instead of elsewhere discussing a game you do play. And you want to act like you can try and point a finger at anyone else?
Quit trying to kill this board.
Untrue. You are perfectly free to go talk about D&D as much as you want in your containment thread like all the other people on this board do. You won't have to hear any nasty wrong think or people calling your game mediocre there.
Actually, nevermind, I just checked 5eg, it's mostly people batching about how much the game sucks, lol.
>openly lying about something anyone can check for themselves
>Dindy Crusader admits he's a noganes
Lol
It sounds like you need some therapy and severe psychological help, actually.
I don't blame you though, losing your job as a professional shill, sorry "social media influencer" when Tencent buys the IP has got to be hard.
>Implying WotC actually pays people to shill for them.
DnDrines are moronic enough to do it for free.
>people are tired of my board-killing shitspamming
>"they must be a shill from the company I have chosen as my personal Satan!"
You need Jesus. Therapy, but also Jesus.
Most of the board actually agrees D&D us pretty mid and is happy to see it being sold. Again, I'm sorry you're losing your job dude, and I know it feels lije your whole world is crashing down, but it's time to move on.
I like d and d because it's simple enough to play over the internet. I saw a bunch of 5e goofballs and their heavy gothic waifus in my hobby store and they were so excited over minis and books and stuff and it was a warm gooey feeling.
I wonder if you'll defend dindy as zealously when Tencent buys it
Only if they start stamping out the woke contamination WotC brough into it.
They'll just remove all the skeletons and ghosts and call it a day
NTA, but I'll gladly take DnD 6e: Genshin Impact Edition, over the garbage "modern audience" shit we've been getting from WotC and Hasbro the last decade.
who is even the target audience for this shit?
Communists or poeple who want to turn other people into communists
that was the original intention of monopoly
Are you telling me that board games were always intended as a vehicle for pushing creator's political agenda?
Monopoly explicitly was. Which is the reason it is called Monopoly. Which makes what he ended up as extremely funny
what happened to the original creator of monopoly?
i raped them
didn't know you were a necrophiliac anon
She made a whopping 500 dollars total in 1930s money, got ripped off by another guy who became rich and famous, then died in '48 and no one knew she actually came up with the game and not the other guy until over 20 years after her death
the American Dream
this sounds entirely believable and also complete modern feminist fantasy history re-write.
And chess has this whole "protect your king at all costs, everyone else is expendable" message.
We might be onto something here.
what is the moral of Go?
Snakes and Ladders is simple since that game about the players have only an illusion of skill and play and it's up to chance
>what is the moral of Go?
Focus on taking away the opponent's liberties.
Any parent who has kids the ages of 4 to 8. Children can entertain themselves with shitty board games for fricking hours. Plus every person on the planet has heard of monopoly.
Don't waste any more board space
This. You get your GW containment threads, it's just shitting up the board otherwise.
You're pathetic.
God, I can't imagine how devoid your life has to be of substance for you to be this mad for so long over something that literally doesn't matter.
then why are you in this thread?
Because, like when you wear your flame shirt to the LGS, you're spilling out everywhere
>another piglet cope thread
> Used to steal minis at the LGS
> Realize I'm good at it.
> Offer my friends to take order, resell 1/4 of the price
> Over time they all build a second army or double their main one thanks to me.
> As we grow older and quit playing a few of them contact me to offer me to take the minis back, say yeah, why not.
> 15 years later pewter apparently turned to gold.
> Like, holy shit, I could get some of these frickers to give me their kidneys right there for this stupid looking pewter giant.
feels rather good I'd say.
you will never be a warhammer
Why does WFB make you seethe so much.
Just go play AoS with all the other AoS fans if you like it so much, homosexual.
>flgs already out of old world stock
>aos being moved to clearance
Soon I'll get a DoK battleforce for cheap if this keeps up.
Pics? That sounds freaking epic!
If I could go back in time to stop the creation of one game, it would be MTG. Its meteoric plunge into forgettable slop absolutely overshadows the enormous heights it climbed to.
It was cool, once. Now it's fortnite.