Games to play while bedridden

Had surgery a few weeks ago and got out of hospital, with the restrictions that I am not allowed to sit or walk for longer than just a few minutes at a time. I got a huge CRT i front of my bed with a modded PS2 and a Wii hooked up to it. For the next few weeks of rest, I wanna play something light, not necessarily with no challenge, but definitely not something physically intensive. Something akin to Harvest Moon or those turn-based JRPGs that have huge 10h dungeons with very little story, just so I can occupy myself for most of the day w something and not go insane.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go on a GTA binge
    should keep you busy for at least a week
    will make you laugh too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never played it, but it seems too physically intensive, it being a 3rd person game and all. I want something whenre I can lean back and relax, not lean forward and concentrate.

      slay the spire and monster train

      Neither of those is on the PS2 or Wii.

      Definitely go JRPG.
      I suggest playing some Dragon Quest. You can play many of them on the Wii you have. PS2 Comfy includes FFX and DQ8.

      I'll look them up. I had planned to play Digital Devil Saga, but after getting back home, idk if I have the mental energy to follow the story rn.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    slay the spire and monster train

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely go JRPG.
    I suggest playing some Dragon Quest. You can play many of them on the Wii you have. PS2 Comfy includes FFX and DQ8.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Games to play while bedridden
    I mean if you have a handheld console, whether a Deck or a Switch, then any game really.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure how we both missed the part where it has to be a PS2 or wii.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure how we both missed the part where it has to be a PS2 or wii.

      It's fine. I don't have neither of those, but I do have a few other home consoles, but they're connected to my living room TV and I can't lay down in front of it to play.

      HOW DO YOU SHIT

      Pooping only takes a few mins, same with peeing. With "a few minutes" I meant 15-30 mins. I can comfortably go to the toilet, do my business, then come back, it's painful though.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO YOU SHIT

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    die homosexual

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Cloud
    Jade Cocoon 2
    Elebits

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    play skies of arcadia

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Attorney
    It's for the wii

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 4

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dr mario

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest 8 on a PS2 with a crt TV while bedridden sounds like my ideal break

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom surgery? I feel you, mein brother.
    >pic related is me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off troony. I got stabbed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, c**t. Maybe don't get fricking stabbed next time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just now
      do chuddies really write these fanfics and immediately screencap them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real, you fricking c**t. have a nice day. I sent it to my online friends on my LGBTQIA+ server.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a harlequin fetus?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing Pikmin and when I googled the white Pikmin, this thing showed up. Also, crackhead red Pikmin.

      Frick you, c**t. Maybe don't get fricking stabbed next time.

      Fair. At least I got a real pussy though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does your pussy smell like? My boyfriend can't stand the scent of mine. It still smells like shit and pus.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find it fascinating how trannies overshare so much stuff so casually. Okay, I'll share a bit too.

          Spinal fusion?

          Got stabbed on my butt and got a perfurated rectum andquite a few cuts on the outside. I can't sit or walk bc it's all so swollen and I had healing issues while in hospital. I can somewhat sympathize w the troony, bc I straight up got an open wound near my crotch that leaks pus.

          Play Little Magic.

          SNES?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I find it fascinating how trannies overshare so much stuff so casually.
            cute.
            What's it like having a real pussy? I regret getting bottom surgery because now I literally can't even have fricking sex. It's fricking shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how do you jerk off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't. The surgeons fricked up my nerves so I can't even feel anything down there. I still have to dilate daily and it's absolute bullshit. I just want off this ride.
                At least I'm pretty, right? :/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice bait and fanfic homie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                It just dawned on me that I've never actually played a 3D platformer. I'll check those out. Playing Pikmin rn and it's not relaxing, but fun. Not the kind of game I'd be able to play for 8h a day tho.

                [...]
                Psychologically, it was fricking crazy. This random guy who tried to talk with me for a while just ends up stabbing me for behind, grabbing me, then slashing away. ig it had smth to do with not getting pussy, because most of my cuts happened under my belly button, but I did get a nasty one between my ribs. Only one stab tho, but almost a dozen cuts that required stitching.

                [...]
                goddamnit I fell for shitty bait.

                Hhahahaha sorry frens. It was funny while it lasted.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So obsessed with trans that they pretend to be one on four channel dot com

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess someone's gotta give them attention. Just doing what I can for the greater good.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Got stabbed on my butt
            Did someone stab you or was it an accident? So weird. Either way hope you get better soon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a gameboy color game, Japanese exclusive but there's an english patch on romhacking.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              forgot to mention, avoid the SNES version, it's shit. The GBC version is a remake that improves it in every possible way.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              forgot to mention, avoid the SNES version, it's shit. The GBC version is a remake that improves it in every possible way.

              I'll check it out. The Wii's GBC emulator is pretty good and runs at 240p with borders 🙂

              Why not play some PS1 games on your PS2, like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night or Chrono Trigger?

              Played SotN the week before I had to go to hospital lol. Also, Chrono Trigger has Active Time battles, right? I'd rather play a "normal" turn-based JRPG.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Going back to my original idea then, just read/write or draw something instead. A few weeks is plenty of time to finally get those ideas on paper or finally finish that book

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did try that, but I can only sit for a very short time and writing laying down is really hard. I got a little table for my bed, but it's too high up to comfortably write.

                Go to Wrong board, ask for anime/manga recs, or just play Pokemon

                I've been watching Gundam series for the past few weeks, but now I wanna play videogames, since I just got back home and haven't been able to play them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I got a real pussy though.
        post proof

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Little Magic.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spinal fusion?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings the Two Towers+Return of the King are fun
    Ratchet and Clank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sly is a fun game series to check out, not too difficult and it's really stylish and has pretty good writing.

      You should play the ratchet and clank games. Those should be a bit “intense” but its pretty mindless so all you have to do is platform and shoot enemies

      It just dawned on me that I've never actually played a 3D platformer. I'll check those out. Playing Pikmin rn and it's not relaxing, but fun. Not the kind of game I'd be able to play for 8h a day tho.

      >Got stabbed on my butt
      Did someone stab you or was it an accident? So weird. Either way hope you get better soon

      Psychologically, it was fricking crazy. This random guy who tried to talk with me for a while just ends up stabbing me for behind, grabbing me, then slashing away. ig it had smth to do with not getting pussy, because most of my cuts happened under my belly button, but I did get a nasty one between my ribs. Only one stab tho, but almost a dozen cuts that required stitching.

      I can't. The surgeons fricked up my nerves so I can't even feel anything down there. I still have to dilate daily and it's absolute bullshit. I just want off this ride.
      At least I'm pretty, right? :/

      goddamnit I fell for shitty bait.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For 3D platformers I recommend the Super Mario Galaxy games, the first one is really great and was kind of the first time they've done a really cinematic Mario game with an interesting story. The second game is allegedly more linear but adds a lot more levels and power-ups, plus you get Yoshi and some other cool stuff. After you beat them you can play them to 100% completion for an added bonus

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a fricking psycho. I hope he got arrested, then raped. Stay safe out there anon

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sly is a fun game series to check out, not too difficult and it's really stylish and has pretty good writing.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should play the ratchet and clank games. Those should be a bit “intense” but its pretty mindless so all you have to do is platform and shoot enemies

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    play DDR

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright OP, originally I was going to recommend Animal Crossing or something, but here is what you do. Go on >>>/vg/ and find out what they're playing so you can join in the discussion there. They used to actually have Animal Crossing generals but I guess the game is just not popular there anymore or something idk. Get well soon OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get animal crossing city folk for wii, it'll kill at least a couple hours every day, has a comfy atmosphere, can kind of work as a psudo-going outside, new horizons worked during pandemic, so city folk being a soul machine should work for being bed bound for a while.
      Here's my musical pitch:

      animal crossing but you'll get bored quickly if you don't set the time forward on your gamecube repeatedly so you can expedite the days.

      I thought about Animal Crossing too, but ot seems like the type of game to last you months and I don't think I'd continue playing it after I heal. A few friends of mine got New Horizons, but they said that there's only about 1-2h of content per day. I'd rather play smth I can "binge", like Harvest Moon/SoS.

      For 3D platformers I recommend the Super Mario Galaxy games, the first one is really great and was kind of the first time they've done a really cinematic Mario game with an interesting story. The second game is allegedly more linear but adds a lot more levels and power-ups, plus you get Yoshi and some other cool stuff. After you beat them you can play them to 100% completion for an added bonus

      Waggling the Wiimote would be an issue. Does Mario Galaxy offer a traditional control scheme or is it "waggle-free"?

      Paper Mario N64 and TTYD

      Hey, that's a cool suggestion. I'll def play TTYD if I don't find anything more interesting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not play some PS1 games on your PS2, like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night or Chrono Trigger?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get animal crossing city folk for wii, it'll kill at least a couple hours every day, has a comfy atmosphere, can kind of work as a psudo-going outside, new horizons worked during pandemic, so city folk being a soul machine should work for being bed bound for a while.
    Here's my musical pitch:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based as frick. Let's Go to the City (as City Folk is known here in Aussieland) was a bloody great game.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    animal crossing but you'll get bored quickly if you don't set the time forward on your gamecube repeatedly so you can expedite the days.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mario N64 and TTYD

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    final fantasy tactics you will not regret it

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Library of Ruina.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't read correctly, it is not for your system.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think OP actually wants to play video games anon

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Wrong board, ask for anime/manga recs, or just play Pokemon

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ring of Red

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