Visions from Satan (who transforms into an angel of light) are not God, anon. Hence her unwilling death by her enemies rather than victory over them (like she falsely claimed).
All of Jeanne's prophecies were proven correct. All of her failed battles came after the Dauphin tried for peace insteadbof pushing their advantage. Jeanne is a beacon of piety. She told women to seek a priest instead of asking her to bless things. She refused healing charms because they were pagan. She was thoroughly tested theologically and passed with flying colors.
You know what Satan likes? Self exhultation, which is something Jeanne never does. She always presents herself as just a servant.
Reminder than the English ran a teain on her while in prison with the express intent of removing her divinity (virginity) and mind breaking her to the point she signed a confession she couldn't even read, then decided to burn her at the stake instead of returning her to the French like they promised.
They also got themselves excommunicated over an adulterous king and Oliver Cromwell was in the right in his attempt to scourge their wretched ruling body and false temple from the land.
Reminder that it was literally proven in her trial that she was and remained a virgin, as a broken hymen would have been taken as evidence of satanic pact.
Which considering the amount of horseriding in battlefields she did is actually pretty miraculous.
realistic female armor is a maid outfit and being far away from the battlefield. jean of arc was a flag-wielding religious schizo who never actually killed a person and was essentially a mascot
Not killing someone=/=not fighting
Jeanne was regularly on the front directing the line of battle and getting slugged by people over twice her size. She was the closest thing to an IRL MMO-style tank.
it's an oxymoron
the kind of women who grow up fighting and would need plate armour wouldn't even have breasts worth considering when fitting them for said plate armour
A lot of armor has a large decorative element because they are often worn only by wealthy warriors.
Take Roman breast plates, they are usually shaped like a torso for aesthetics, and many lower ranked soldiers didn't even get leg coverings.
>you will never protect France under someone as virtuous and devoted to God as Jeanna d'Arc >you will die in a corporate hellhole where the entire population is filled with defeatists, pagan larpers, and grifters obsessed with self-promotion
I want the Second Coming so bad bros
it would, shaping steel was hard to do properly, and creating individual "boobs" would have required much thinner steel or created all kinds of structural weaknesses during forging using medieval techniques
Mountain Blade Warband
Jean my beloved tomboy princess
she's married to God :/
Visions from Satan (who transforms into an angel of light) are not God, anon. Hence her unwilling death by her enemies rather than victory over them (like she falsely claimed).
>canonized as a Saint
She was convicted of cross dressing. That's it. Her conviction was overturned after her death.
All of Jeanne's prophecies were proven correct. All of her failed battles came after the Dauphin tried for peace insteadbof pushing their advantage. Jeanne is a beacon of piety. She told women to seek a priest instead of asking her to bless things. She refused healing charms because they were pagan. She was thoroughly tested theologically and passed with flying colors.
You know what Satan likes? Self exhultation, which is something Jeanne never does. She always presents herself as just a servant.
Reminder than the English ran a teain on her while in prison with the express intent of removing her divinity (virginity) and mind breaking her to the point she signed a confession she couldn't even read, then decided to burn her at the stake instead of returning her to the French like they promised.
They did that because they were butthurt of losing their territory in France because of her.
They also got themselves excommunicated over an adulterous king and Oliver Cromwell was in the right in his attempt to scourge their wretched ruling body and false temple from the land.
>excommunicated
turns out it doesn't mean dick
Reminder that it was literally proven in her trial that she was and remained a virgin, as a broken hymen would have been taken as evidence of satanic pact.
Which considering the amount of horseriding in battlefields she did is actually pretty miraculous.
Your statement literally provides evidence as to how your statement is wrong, moron.
We investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing
Turns out the English are a nation of satanic golems and alcoholics with rotten-teeth so it checks out.
>brags out committing acts of unimaginable cruelty and barbarity on a holy woman as if this is an own
>oogaa booga muh dick
>frogs pretending they weren't inbreeding with the rest.
I love Jeanne so much it's unreal
Proven wrong. She died a virgin. Only man who tried to rape her got his balls crushed by a door.
Realistically, they shouldn't be wearing armor.
realistic female armor is a maid outfit and being far away from the battlefield. jean of arc was a flag-wielding religious schizo who never actually killed a person and was essentially a mascot
Not killing someone=/=not fighting
Jeanne was regularly on the front directing the line of battle and getting slugged by people over twice her size. She was the closest thing to an IRL MMO-style tank.
It's amazing the assurance of midwit atheists to just spout completely wrong affirmations without not knowing anything of the subject matter.
she was definitely in the midst of combat because her serial killer psycho general had to save her multiple times
this was almost as bad a snailing jesus to the cross, goddamn i hate the english
realistic? do you mean either purely emblematic or non-existent but instead wearing tattered rags and tending to brutally wounded men?
games are never realistic
Boob armor is realistic.
Are you saying it's impossible to make or impossible to wear?
it's an oxymoron
the kind of women who grow up fighting and would need plate armour wouldn't even have breasts worth considering when fitting them for said plate armour
Boob size is genetically decided, not by how physically active you are. Fat is only a certain part of breast size.
A lot of armor has a large decorative element because they are often worn only by wealthy warriors.
Take Roman breast plates, they are usually shaped like a torso for aesthetics, and many lower ranked soldiers didn't even get leg coverings.
it's certainly not realistic but it's very aesthetic
it's been almost 20 years, please Square...
One day. I believe.
>realistic
>female armor
lol you can only pick one
Women have worn armor. Women can wear wear armor.
>games
Joan was a zipperbreasts prostitute, and was rightly killed for being one.
For me it's Jeanne de Montfort.
>you will never protect France under someone as virtuous and devoted to God as Jeanna d'Arc
>you will die in a corporate hellhole where the entire population is filled with defeatists, pagan larpers, and grifters obsessed with self-promotion
I want the Second Coming so bad bros
Why do people get mad about boobplate again? It's not like the shape would make metal armor any less effective against weaponry.
it would, shaping steel was hard to do properly, and creating individual "boobs" would have required much thinner steel or created all kinds of structural weaknesses during forging using medieval techniques