>Gaming companies sitting on IPs is LE BAD
>But Nintendo and Smash Bros are okay!!
This episode was more toothless than the president episode.
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>Gaming companies sitting on IPs is LE BAD. >But Nintendo and Smash Bros are okay!!
you think this show teaches morals?
>show literally had Charlie get on a soapbox on how dopamine cycles are bad
Proof is in the pudding
>having bad habits is bad
no shit sherlock
>having things that make you happy is a bad habit
this anon will die from cocaine overdose
At least I would die doing what I love while you seethed and coped over others doing what they love.
At least I am not killing myself like a troony
Yeah you're killing yourself like an incel
Shrimp showed that having things that make you happy is fine. The problem Satan was having is that the loop he was in wasn't something he was enjoying.
Smiling Friends is just a silly absurdist show
The whole "dopamine loop" thing is just funny stupid broscience taken from South Park, it fundamentally misunderstands both addiction and the function of dopamine.
It's obviously pretty complicated but to oversimplify dopamine tells you doing something will be pleasurable and serotonin actually produces the pleasure and elevates mood.
In reality there's no chemical "loop" from eating fatty food and watching youtube, it doesn't cause you to be depressed, it's the RESULT of being depressed
Don't bother anon, these people are psychopaths and refuse to listen to actual science.
>it's the RESULT of being depressed
I think that's Charlie was supposed to be getting at.
I mean that's why it's called a loop, cause you stay stuck to the screen instead of doing things that would genuinely help you feel better in the long run
We're not going to take antidepressants or seek god. Give it up already.
I was thinking working out or getting some sun but sure man
The issue is it's not scientifically accurate, which makes sense since the character is a mostly ignorant loser who himself doesn't take the best care of him, so it's a very erroneous layman's view on unhealthy coping mechanisms even if it mostly has the right idea on how to deal with them.
Just develop healthier habits bro or stop getting so mad when a person in your predicament is portrayed as a loser
Or maybe Zach should stop peddling broscience. You're so close to finding out the truth.
I mean he seems like he's got a pretty good head on his shoulders so he's probably onto something even if he's not 100% correct on the science. If you're depressed and hiding in objectively bad habits, maybe don't do that. ezpz.
That's how they get to you
With common sense?
>"to the one schizo whose obsessed with us talking about porn, you're right, you actually figured us out" - Zach Hadel
He literally admits to his neopurtian agenda and people still defend him. He's not even trying to hide it anymore
That was obvious sarcasm.
Also I expected a happening in this thread, where is the happening you promised?
>Jack Noir triggers the Reckoning
I think it was supposed to be a character growth moment for Charlie. Like looking in the mirror and realizing your shit actually does stink, too bad he didn't outright say it.
Yeah they talked about that being the literal arc but they didn't really have enough time to flesh that out.
Sure, there's no chemical loop. I've always thought of it as a more mental issue. You feel bad, you do something that makes you feel good in the moment, but the long term effect of that then makes you feel worse because it feeds back into your initial problem, like a fat man who's sad he's fat and turns to food to feel better.
The comparison between Shrimp and Satan was to show that it's not trying to teach some moral about 'dopamine bad'. It's just a silly little show.
Sure but what this really sounds like is you watched the devil episode and got REALLY insecure about your lifestyle and it sounds like it hasn't changed in the 2 years since it first aired
>RESULT of being depressed
This is more of a chicken or egg situation. If you get someone normal and have them just eat shit and get them addicted to watching shorts all day long, they will be depressed by the end of the experiment.
In that case, Satan wasn't doing what he was supposed to be doing because he was depressed about the situation, and binging on fast food and other short term pleasures wasn't doing any favors in getting him out of the depression.
The message is pretty much the same as Desmond's, where you just need to find/refind a purpose in life you like doing.
I'M in the pudding
oh my god that woman is going to rape that tiger
People trying to extract morals or anything from a screaming moron show are morons. Though this show evokes OneyPlays homosexuals so I already knew the people drawn to this show are going to be insufferable.
>Though this show evokes OneyPlays homosexuals
Don't forget R&M homosexuals too, since I'm 50% sure SF has R&M alumni.
Please don't remind me of Little Helpers...
Oh no doubt. The Allan thread has actual posts about people complaining how Allan says certain words or was expecting him to "act" differently, when this is a fricking comedy show not some character driven show.
I won't lie, I think it's cute the way he pronounces his t's.
This! SF is just the new R&M in terms of pseuds.
Hey, with how this message looks, I would like to ask something; What is your opinion on Xenoblade 2 and 3?
He has decided to be an absolute autist about Smiling Friends and pwning the crew or fanbase of it. I seriously have not seen autism like this around any other show to this dedicated extent which makes me think it's trolling.
This autist lr the handful of them nitpick absolutely moronic things then spam threads abput about this idea that Zach is part of some moral highground conspiracy.
All shows much teach me life lessons on how to think as a normal person.
>I had to kill Mr. Millipede because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
That's not what he said.
companies sitting on IPs is LE BAD
>>But Nintendo and Smash Bros are okay!!
I don't even understand what you're trying to say.
Kingdom Hearts and Smash Brothers are all these mashup games are dumb, but it's significantly less stupid than owning an IP and doing dick with it.
>Smash
>bad
>laughing at my pathetic wiener while shaming me with theirs
god, that's hot
I know a tgirl like that, and she's the reason why I'm into degradation now.
Newgrounds has Nintendo bias, you should've known this by now.
>Sonic was never good.
Says a bunch of people who barely finish making their OWN vidya.
Pay Newgroundsers no mind, they'd rather play soulless jarpigs over any game that has platforming.
>muh story
>muh characters
Are gamers this moronic?
You are trans lololol
You're on a troony board, nearly everyone here is.
>Gaming companies sitting on IPs is LE BAD
Absolutely, its not even gaming companies that do this look at disney sitting on IPs like the muppets and barely doing a thing with them
Looney Tunes is especially in a dire state, since they weren't given a chance to have theatrical shorts in decades.
Not just that, look at coyote vs ACME debacle. I swear to god writing off completed works for tax write offs should be illegal. I hope zaslav pays for whats hes done to WB
>I hope zaslav pays for whats hes done to WB
Considering that he's fricked animation over the hardest, you bet your ass that he'll get what's coming to him.
Like what? Cartoon fandoms can't do shit. You can't even handle east vs west threads.
I'm talking about the artists working at WB themselves. One of them already made an animated version of Eric Bauza's jab at Coyote V. ACME.
Western animators are more toothless than their fans lol.
Even Bob Jaques and Kelly Armstrong? I dunno, they're some of the greatest living animators.
Someone needs to either leak that movie or get dirt on zaslav already. The fact he hasnt been metoo'd by a disgruntled employee is saddening
>not getting metoo'd is somehow a sad thing
You psychopaths said the same thing about Alex Hirsch. You subhumans are disgusting.
>psychopaths
>Alex Hirsch
You're right, Alex Hirsch IS a psychopath.
>he's a chain-smoking, alcoholic sociopath
I'm so sure he's scared shitless of an industry not even Ganker likes or respects.
Pretty sure that was sarcasm, but if Glitch is any indication, he SHOULD be scared.
>being scared of an Australian animation studio with barely two successful shows
Scared of what exactly?
You know what happened during the 70s and 80s with Disney, right? And do you know what ALSO happened in the 70s and 80s? That's right, Bakshi was dominating.
>dominating
Bakshi was never in competition with Disney since their audiences are so far apart and Bakshi was never a mainstream money maker, let alone one on par with the Mouse.
This board is absolutely moronic when it comes facts about animation, be it the history or the techniques. Like you could have easily gone with Don Bluth and you'd have a point but you didn't.
>their audiences are so far apart
That was the whole point, though. Bakshi was getting tired of the stigma that animation was solely a "kid's" thing, so he did what was right. Though, I probably should've mentioned Bluth if we're talking solely about Disney competitors.
>That was the whole point, though.
Your whole point was comparing it Zaslav and animation which isn't at all comparable. In fact he kept Velma around while cancelling cartoons for kids. Excelling in one area people don't doesn't mean you dominate over the whole feel and I say this as someone who likes Bakshi.
>Excelling in one area people don't doesn't mean you dominate over the whole feel
Huh, I've never thought about it that way. Maybe Bakshi was good at establishing a niche, and I couldn't be any happier.
Kind of surprising this is news to people since history shows the biggest pioneers usually had a niche they excelled at. Filmmaking would not have evolved if Roger Corman decided he wanted to be mainstream.
In that case, I'm glad the internet makes it easier for me to fulfill my own niche. If this was the 80s or 90s, I would've had a hell of a time trying to make my own cartoons.
Cusack and Hadel SHOULD be scared or Glitch.
Zaslav is too busy jerking off to reality tv to really care.
>Cusack and Hadel SHOULD be scared or Glitch.
Best case scenario, we might see Liam Vickers and Gooseworx make appearances on SF.
Considering Zach and Michael friends with Vivziepoop, they probably want to stay far away from them.
Huh, I thought Goose and Viv were also friends.
TADC was Diet HH anyway
They are, anon is just trying to stir the pot.
Let me guess, was it one of those MDgays? God they're so insufferable...
Looney Tunes Cartoons on Max is the best thing done with the franchise on over 60 years. And the crew that did that I getting a theatrically released, traditionally animated film. Public awareness of the Looney Tunes brand may be at an all time low, but in terms of content, this is the best time since before your parents were born.
If Fixed flops, I'm at least hoping The Day The Earth Blew Up incentivizes other studios to bring back 2D. (In America, that is.)
I'm hoping Fixed flops so Looney Tunes can steal it from Genndy.
This! Why are people so ungrateful when we're having a second golden age? This is better than shit like Duck Dodgers and Looney Tunes Show.
>Looney Tunes Show
I grew up on that and thought it was the best Looney Tunes could get at the time. (That, and it has the best Lola.)
Nah it was a dark age. Thank Zaslav for pulling it out.
It's so weird too, because you'd think WB making theatrical shorts as a bonus incentive to watch their movies would be a no brainer. Even Disney does this on occasion, there's no real excuse there.
>I just barely found out they made an Electric Mayhem TV show last year for D+
Frick that was under the radar.
you need to understand they're not gonna move a finger for a beloved IP if it doesn't make them money, why make quality games anymore if everyone's playing freemium live service battle pass shit?
I'm glad Sonic never went the battle pass route, or I would've been furious.
That's understandable, but when they're also getting pissy about fan games and emulators, they can suck a dick.
That's the thing. Instead of selling the IP and making money with it, they would rather not sell it and prevent other people from making money with it.
Disney only buying the Muppets/Bear and not the entire Henson company means that there's really no engine driving new content like with Marvel and Star Wars. Like the "Muppet Studio" brand you see on Disney Muppet stuff is like a single cubicle that keeps moving around different divisions that's currently over at Disney Imagineering when the TV/Film people decided to give up on it after the ABC series. And of course, Iger really doesn't care that much about the Muppets since acquiring them was always an Eisner pet project.
Jim Henson died more than 30 years ago. Why should I want more Muppets stuff? Disney parading the corpse around does nothing for me. The least they could do is have Frank Oz direct the unproduced script for Ths Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made, but that got rejected in favor of the 2011 thing.
I've never understood this mental illness of wanting a neverending slate of franchise material to consoom long after the creators have moved on. That's how you get slop like Star Wars and the MCU.
Jim Henson has been dead for decades. Why do you need corporate approved fanfiction? Why do autists seethe over Konami not shitting out a new Suikoden or Metal Gear game when the people who made those series special don't work there anymore? Would you rather the IP remain active as a brand for barely related trash?
You say this when X-Men '97 is the most talked about cartoon of the year and when the latest PPG reboot is being hyped up.
The answer is that brand loyalty and nostalgia are powerful forces and corporations know how to capitalize on that.
X-Men is the exception to the rule. Most revivals are not as well received. Here's a thread on another "old thing... again!"
>X-Men is the exception to the rule. Most revivals are not as well received.
Yet this still doesn't stop people from begging the IPs to be dug up for new content. X-Men has only emboldened this mindset, thinking if they beg hard enough shows like Kim Possible or Teen Titans will get a revival on that level. Like you said, it's a legit mental illness.
MWC is still better than any commercial slop of the last 20 years and that includes Smiling Friends.
>That's how you get slop like Star Wars and the MCU.
These are the kind of people who are triggered when Mario and Barbie look good. Smiling Friends is just as much as slop as Star Wars and MCU. Deal with it.
>Would you rather the IP remain active as a brand for barely related trash?
This is exactly what Konami was doing; did people already forget about the pachinko machines?
Unless you live in Japan, the pachinko stuff is entirely irrelevant to you. I was specifically thinking about Suikoden fans whining about Konami not doing anything new with the IP when the staff are long gone and the last time they tried, the same fans hated it (Tierkreis and while it wasn't localized, the PSP game). I see zero reason to blindly demand more old properties be revived. Increased accessibility of older content? Sure. New entries made by people who had nothing to do with the originals? Why?
>wanting new content is…LE BAD!
Do you want more MGS without Kojima? Really? Really?
Sometimes franchises die. I'd rather live with what we have rather than everything eventually becoming Star Wars. A dancing corpse for the almighty dollar.
>noooooo other people shouldn't be allowed to leave their mark on an ip! the almighty dollar is le bad!
And this is why anime is beating the west. You aren't allowed to have your version of Gundam.
Are you seriously implying that western media companies don't run properties into the ground? Which planet do you live on? Multiple people have brought up capeshit and Star Wars, but they're far from alone. AMC has how many Walking Dead spinoffs/prequels/sequels? Paramount has revived almost every single successful animated show they've ever had.
That's a bizarre mindset anyway, because the most popular anime of the last 15 years aren't tied to old legacy IPs. Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen and My Hero Academia are all recent creations. Dragon Ball is perennial and Jojo's is a new, standalone adaptation. If shit like Attack on Titan or Fullmetal Alchemist were made in the west, they'd get "canon" sequels/spinoffs made by random unrelated people that run for years without anyone caring. I mean, sometimes Japan does that, too. That's basically Boruto.
>That's basically Boruto.
Oh, and Yashahime. A show so forgettable that I legitimately forgot about it while writing that post.
Japan is based for doing that. You need to keep it going.
I'm honestly open to just a good MGS game, that isn't Kojima levels of masturbatory nonsense.
It'd be kind of nice to just play as the real Solid Snake again, maybe somewhere between 1 and 2, or 2 and 4 and have a game that has fun stealth gameplay and a solid action movie plot.
I mean, it would depend who made it. Metal Gear Rising is one of the best Metal Gears anyway.
It's escapism in the literal sense. Wanting another world you can just live inside indefinitely. Childhood depression does that to people.
Mario/DK/Kirby/Rayman get consistently decent to good titles, cases like Rayman did fine without their creators, and very often is "wanting a neverending slate of franchise material to consoom" a meaningless statement that also gets directed at people who simply want a new entry after being denied one for as long as a decade or more. Also, don't like it don't play it.
Holy shit this. "Consooming" is a meaningless phrase to put people down for wanting more content. That anon got btfo.
>Also, don't like it don't play it.
Louder for the people in the back. Bad content is better than no content even if it makes people seethe.
Rayman hasn't had a new game since it's creator left Ubisoft, and he was always pretty heavily involved in all of them, so I don't know what you mean.
Also there was that period where he got overtaken by the Rabbids.
3 was good and his appearance in Mario + Rabbids had its charm. David Soliani is a worthy successor to Ancel as he has a perfectly fine understanding of the right way to portray Rayman.
This! Just because the creators are gone doesn't mean the show can't go on. By this logic we should stop making Dragon Ball because it hurts people's feefees.
Right, I forgot about Mario+Rabbids. That's a video game that exists, I guess.
>and barely doing a thing with them
When has a disney reboot been a good thing?
>>But Nintendo and Smash Bros are okay!!
When did the episode say that
Take your meds OP
This was literally during the end of the episode, when they find out that Mr. Boss is a character.
If OP is who I think it is, it was probably when they also said porn and gooning was bad.
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever was the OG "neopuritan" episode.
Seth MacFarlane hates christcucks and shits on them so he gets a pass on that. He's far from a neopuritan.
I've seen both episodes, and the plot beats were nearly identical. The only differences I could find were that Charlie makes a deal with Satan instead of God, and he's not having to go to court.
'Member those licensed games ripping off Crash Bandicoot at the time? Quack Attack/Going Quackers and Scooby Doo: Cyber Chase for the Ps1 for example
What? Nintendo makes a new Smash every console. That's the opposite of sitting on an IP.
Honestly with how badly corporations are treating established IPs these days I'd rather they sit on them than make another awful Dungeon Keeper or C&C mobile game.
I dunno, the lack of Rayman makes me feel sad.
Ubi recently turned Rayman into a literal cartoon villain.
My point stands.
Weird, I thought he was on the side of the hybrids. I think they set him up as Eden's mouthpiece at first, but then Bullfrog changes his mind once Rayman finds out what Eden actually does.
sitting on ips is preferable to running them into the ground
I'm surprised Kao the Kangaroo of all IPs got new games.
Unless it's Rayman, then it's tragic.
>modern Ubisoft
They would absolutely ruin Rayman if they made a new game. It's better this way.
Best you will get is school shooter Rayman
>t. Ramone
>things can only be white or black
That's the SF fanbase for you.
>only a Sith deals in absolutes
blah, blah, blah
>Gilbert Gottfried’s final appearance before he died was voicing god in a Christ Is King cartoon made by an internet-illiterate redneck to proselytize about how masturbation and food delivery is bad
rough
I thought his final appearance was on Paradise PD.
Still more honorable than SF
>itoddler image
You are one MINDBROKEN little b***h
There's ways of disguising yourself to not look like an itoddler, but I'd rather keep that secret to myself 😉
>Christ Is King cartoon made by an internet-illiterate redneck to proselytize about how masturbation and food delivery is bad
Holy shit. People got fricking furious about this episode, didn't they. Why did this mindbreak so many people?
It's less seething and more and more sheer bewilderment at how stupid you zoomers are
>how stupid you zoomers are
Man, why are zoomers so self hating? That really can't be good for your psyche, anon.
Media has been expressly anti-christian for decades now. It's a surprise for a show to not follow the flow of multiple antitheist generations.
>Gaming companies sitting on IPs is LE BAD
Yes because it's super great right?
>I wanna play le old game that isn't sold in stores anymore and willing to pay actual money to do that!
>NO I WILL NOT SELL THIS TO YOU OR OTHERS BECAUSE.....REASONS.
>Okay then I have no choice but to pirate it-
>NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT EITHER
According to Zach it's okay when Nintendo does it thoughever. That's what OP was getting at.
I'm pretty sure Zach shits on Nintendo plenty when it gets brought up in Oneyplays. I assume the ending more came from they didn't have a more in-depth resolution planned.
He doesn't do it enough.
It wouldn't make for very entertaining content. Like as cathartic as it was seeing them shit on Starfield when they played it, it wasn't very entertaining. It's more entertaining hearing their issues pop-up on the occasion rather than like a consistent ramble. Chris unironically dislikes the FF7Remake and Rebirth and made it well know so it would be kinda boring if he played it a lot for the channel and most of the time is just shitting on it. They're the funny guys. Not the guys I go to to validate my stance on the shitty things companies do.
How many popular properties is Nintendo sitting on?
Plok, but that was technically developed by Software Creations. (Nintendo published it in North America)
Cool. I don't care what Zach Hadel's opinion is on the subject.
Good, because his opinions are probably moronic.
Gwimbly was never good.
It was just all you had during your childhood. People think the Gwimbly series was this highly respected franchise thanks to fanboy revisionism, in reality each game only sold about 2 million copies and the only people who played were kids.
Plus the games have just aged really badly, by today's standards this game made in 1998 by like 20 people is surprisingly not as solid as you might expect.
Plus when they started adding more "friends" after Mr Millipede the series went downhill, I hate new characters and new ideas, they should've just kept remaking Gwimbly 1. And he should've never talked.
Oney's games are vaporware by comparison.
Yes yes, now tell us about how Croc: Legend of the Gobbos was the real masterpiece of 90s platformers nobody gives a shit about now.
OP, I think that was irony
It will never not be funny that Zach saying "if scat is the only thing that you can get off to then you should probably stop jerking off for a while" completely mindbroke some moronic gooner
Uhmm zamnible chudiggaphobecel!!!! Eating doodoo is totally normal neopurotain!!!
we also learned scat isn't a 'hard no' for Cory.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=scat+spazkid
>bullying Cory for doing what he loves
Zach is that you?
Is spazkid aka cory the autistic sounding guy on oneyplays? I had no idea he was a furry porn artist
Zoomers I swear.
I thought Cory was that big fat mexican dude that gets posted, with the sad eyes. I didn't know it was spazkid, the gay furry porn guy.
>gooner
You don't belong here.
okay scat lover
Kink shaming doesn't work when this is a porn site you election tourist.
>actual election tourist doesn't know that everyone has always mocked people who literally eat shit
also
>not denying it
>actual election tourist doesn't know that everyone has always mocked people who literally eat shit
Oh so you homosexuals have mocked Robert Crumb then?
Apparently some schizo's doing it right now.
>says this on Ganker
Imagine saying that and thinking the blue here means anything.
This is a porn site so no the blue shouldn't mean anything. Incest is always king.
You sound insecure as frick.
>scat boy is still seething
lol
Robert Crumb was a scat fetishist, deal with it.
This! Scat fetishists have more talent than neopuritans like Zach. You need to be demented to have talent.
What do you mean by neopuritan?
>some literal who that made one thing no one cares about
weird cope, turd muncher
Bakshi was the guy who put John K on the map, who in turn inspired the likes of Zach Hadel in the first place.
>the shit eater thinks robert crumb and Ralph Bakshi are the same person
Bakshi adapted Crumb's work, which is why I talk about them both.
>coping this much to defend being a scatgay
I'm not sure if you know this, but Newgrounds hosts ModeSeven.
stop eating literal shit and maybe you'll stop being a sperg
So
was right about them having a Nintendo bias
You're thinking of MINUS seven. I'm talking about the scat/vore artist.
I'm making a joke about Mode 7, a SNES hardware gimmick
Oh shit, that flew over my head haha. Must be all the blast processing...
>No you having a fricked up kink hurts me mentally
I feel sorry for you that other people's existence causes you anguish. If you give me a moment I'll find the tiny violin to play you a tune.
Zach is probably having a meltie over this thread as we speak. Fetishes rule this medium.
If Zach's on this thread, I hope he knows that I said "hi."
He's too busy getting triggered over people having fun and leading fulfilling lives.
>he says having a multiple year long tantrum because people make fun him for being a scatgay
Lol who the frick are you projecting on here man? You one of those weird /x/ people who thinks Ganker is made up of 2 people and the rest being bots or something?
You are not the only human here with some weird kink shit. Go to /aco/ and cry about how everyone there isn't vanilla. You'll get better engagement.
>and the rest being bots or something?
Tbf, it feels like bots post here most of the time with the same threads spammed as naseum.
You'd think it'd be bots, but it's actually just severe autism.
>y-y-y-y-you think everyone is 2 people and bots because you pointed out my sperg out that people mock the lowest tier fetishes like scat
Brazilians like scat the same way burgers like feet.
and BRs have been the laughing stock of everywhere for decades
Take your meds schizo. Take your fricking meds.
seethe and cope scatgay
You do realize Cory's a scatgay, right?
and cory is a sperg and the butt of every joke when hes on an episode
Yes, I do think Cory's butt is nice.
oh you think it's nice? His McDonalds happy meal and chewed up sonic toy pieces come out from there. Still think it's 'nice'?
Bakshi only adapted one work of Crumb's and Crumb hated it so much that he ended the comic.
This board is completely moronic about its subject matter.
I've been trying to read up on why Crumb hated the adaptation, but I'm not sure why exactly.
Yeah you tryin to crumb alright, goofy ass.
Why not? People pay handsomely just for artists who are willing to draw kinkier things.
>one thing no one cares about
He is the grandfather of yiff.
NSFW posting isn't even an offense anymore lol
>You don't belong here.
lmao there are at least 3 or 4 thread dedicated to gooning going on rn and you dont even know it
This is a porn site, of course we have lewds here. The problem is when people ruin them by spamming farts, or fat, or BLACKED shit. And don't even get me started on furries and muscle girls.
BBC sissies, you've been called out.
I thought things were supposed to go back to normal after new episodes aired, why is it still schizophrenic in here?
Because they removed the IP counter. There's a noticable drop in general post quality now that schizos and marketers and bots can go hogwild, and the average user has no tools to call them out.
All we have now is critical thinking, but such a thing is rare.
Doesn't shrimp get his tail sucked because of his love of Mouse Quest?
Yawn. Get new material man. I ain't reading all that shit.
whats with people grasping at straws and looking for shit to get angry about with this show?
Why are you so angry over people not being vanilla?
Meth addicts will look at random methless people on the street and scream "HELP I'M BEING ATTACKED!"
Frick off to /aco/ already vanillagays.
This, Ganker is the blue equivalent of /trash/
I honestly hate cartoons and comics, I just come for the lewds
its one schizo scatgay and a few reddit and meme fanboys butthurt that smiling friends came out of no where and is well liked
>reddit and memey
SF wish it could have the same prestige as Based and Chaddy.
Hey Zack if you're here, try and get Tamers12345 to be in season 3, I know he'd be willing
*Zach, sorry, must have had FF7 on the brain
*goblin screech*
I can't stand fart gays, fetishes oppress my very existence, I'm literally having a panic attack as we speak!!!!!
*louder goblin screech*
Oh please, he and all of the Oneyplayers love Tamers
Scrimblo is Banjo. Smash Bros is the only time Banjo has seen the light of day in a long time. The comparison is direct. What are you seething about?
Quality thread you got here Smiling gays
your welcome
you can thank the scatgay who thinks everyone is a neopuritain
>still seething after saying other people were seething
Like poopery.
yes you are seething scatboy
whatever you say fren. now take your meds.
>he says crying and seething every day for years because someone online said if only scat gets you off you should stop jerking off for a while
You guys really do just come here to get mad daily don't you? That can't be healthy.
It's less mad and more and more sheer amusement at how stupid you zoomers are
I'm surprised zoomers still find R&M-esque humor funny.
That’s why millennials make fun of them
I was born in 1992
And I was born in 93.
As someone who was born in '03, you have full permission to make fun of our generation. We're a clown show, anyway.
As someone who was born in the early 90s, we also give you permission to make fun of our generation. Fair is fair and we certainly aren't perfect.
Thanks, I appreciate your kindness. Since I've got a free pass, I do wish Millennial writers could write edgier material. Compared to Gen X, their humor isn't on the same level. Perhaps I'm just coping over Nu-Clone High not being as good as the original.
>30+ year old on Ganker
Embarrassing.
>wasting your youth posting on Ganker
Embarrassing
>if you notice me seething… YOU are seething!
Neopuritan-kun you make this thread every day. How could that be anything but seething?
So the general gist I'm getting here is that that "dopamine cycles" stuff from last season really really really hit too close to home for some people, huh?
By some people you mean a single guy trying really hard to be a known Ganker autist then yes there's one guy obsessed with making it near impossible to discuss this show in a normal fashion.
Ok zoom zoom. This is basically /trash/ in case you didn't notice.
Forcing fake outrage should result in threads moved to /bant/ or /trash/.
Accurate
Brian griffin
How do you get mindbroken this badly by a show?
Zoomers are not as well adjusted as millennials.
What
i like the part when the wife screamed cause she ogt scared 🙂
When will Zach and all this show’s sycophants just come out and openly introduce themselves as hardcore christofascists
That goes against their dog-whistling, as sad as it is to say.
They’re never going to admit it but I’m glad I was able to make some people realize it’s 100% true. Zach is the 2020s Butch Hartman and I imagine that the truth will come out when he’s in his mid-late 40s
>I imagine that the truth will come out when he’s in his mid-late 40s
I'm thinking it'd be much earlier, assuming he pulls off a Million Dollar Extreme-esque stunt.
But I will say, I'd take SF's screaming over Mr. Birchum's bland, dry humor any day of the week.
Nah at least Mr. Birchum has the balls to say what it means rather than hide behind cryptofascism.
Valid point, Adam Corolla's not the most subtle person in the world.
I guess it makes sense as to why Zach didn't do much with the worm subtext.
I'm so glad Neopuritan-Kun is back.
AMA
How did you interpret the worm subtext? I got the interpretation that they generally run society and interfere in elections, but they skimmed over the part where worms commit genocide.
I didn’t watch either of the new episodes, sorry. I assume it’s just a israelite joke.
They did bring up genociding a fairy tale kingdom in an episode
R&S consistently has more soul.
There was more shit going on in Altruists than there was in SF's Brazil episode.
Rock&Stone?
Nah, Ren & Stimpy
I was wondering wouldn't it be interesting to apply the old game character gets old to a girl? Pipsy the Mouse is from Diddy Kong racing 1997 (27 years ago)
>Pipsy's design was born out of a canceled game project called Astro Mouse. After the plans to make Astro Mouse a full game fell through, its main character was redesigned by Rare Ltd. artist Kevin Bayliss and included in Diddy Kong Racing as Pipsy
That would get them cancelled, they could not do the same type of jokes as if she was male.
This show really mindbroke a bunch of pajeets and autists huh
You know autism isn’t real right
I dunno anon, you're pretty good proof that it is
>Government that hates fetishes and people who function differently to them declares anyone with those qualities to be disabled and diseased
>1 billion people go along with this because they also hate them
>Anon defends this
Unsurprising that you’d say that
>people who function differently
That is literally the definition for disabled
Kills me how out of all the Newgrounds guys, it was KONY2012 guy who actually got a show on Adult Swim.
I respect that more than just becoming a Let's Play moron, or promising a game that'll never come out.
>t. Zach
I wish
Zach was the Kony 2012 guy?
Well, I guess he does jerk off in public...
No, he made a satirical video about it because Zach both loves the shit he learns on Reddit but deeply hates Redditors for being whiny pretentious losers who criticize without creating.
He made a cartoon called KONY2012: https://youtu.be/k1FKS1SHSsc?si=cFFiUtEQuqRXJNzL
This man is so strange looking, its hard to believe Charlie's appealing voice comes from him.
He definitely looks like a Christcuck
He's distressingly pale and beady eyed.
Thank years of reading a bible under a lamp in his room while other kids played outside.
You know full well he was looking at porn.
And then whipping himself afterwards for giving into sin
Because he is a neopuritan?
I don't think any of them were ever that deep into Christianity. I don't know what this narrative is.
Hollywood and all of Entertainment is about to Crash
They want this to push their 2030 "Entertainment" plan off Demolition Man
Mother Superior Zachary Hadel takes Christianity extremely seriously.
saaars i have literally be of watching zach haydel, the bastard b***h himself, put luger to back of rahjeesh's head and shoot him for eating the sacred cow poo saaaaaaaaaaarrrrsssss smiling friends must not be redeemed!
It's all gonna be downhill from here boys
Never trust the opinion of a xitter user.
I can already tell the Smiling Friend's fanbase will be 10x more obnoxious than the Rick and Morty fanbase was by the end of the year
Isn't this just how all Twitter fanbases are?
Yes, but they're obnoxious here too
>here
If you've been here long enough you'll know that's 100% intentional.
>I can't believe SMILING FRIENDS did this THING and... *gulp* SOMEHOW it's more accurate than REAL LIFE
They better be 15 or something to be posting like that
he's like 30
That's even worse.
How long until a Pickle Ree incident
>100 more years, Pim.
How is Smash Bros not okay though?
The only bad thing about the episode is they didn't pull the easy joke of Gwimbly getting a new game, and then it gets terrible reviews.
Ah sweet a neopuritangay thread
Enter the gigachad atheist
But he had God be based and beat the shit out of Stewie and Brian for trying to make humanity into atheists.
when did that happen?
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Recent episode where Brian uses Stewie's time machine to make Christianity never exist because a Christian woman he tried to pump and dump wouldn't frick him until marriage. Also it has a part where the present all become israelites segment with the most softball, inoffensive, israelite jokes. Literally the israelite writers patting their religion on the back before moving on too atheist world.
I mean if we're not getting Banjo-Threeie I'd rather have him in Smash Bros than never see him again.
What Zach needs to answer is why did the president have to condemn a dictator that was invited to the White House?
I support President Jimble btw. Not sure if that even matters...
Because he's a highly unpopular figure, and the smiling friends arranged the interview as an excuse for Jimbles to disavow him.
why would they invite a guy they needed to condemn into the white house, if he was so evil why didn't they just have jimble stick a sharpened lamb bone into his eye and cut his balls off.
Because they still believe in diplomacy.
He's nettanyahu
And Nintendo sits on IPs for decades.
Yes that was the whole point of OP’s post. How did everyone miss that.
Ironically sometimes IPs are better off dead or appearing in other games.
Pic fricking related.
I still remember the hype from the Killer Instinct guest appearance. Better times.
That and their Shovel Knight appearance were great
Anime is better
Frick off it's a comedy. Stop expecting a Har Har got em cutting commentary. homosexuals like you make everything shittier.
But it was sharp as frick when it was dunking on nihilists amirite?
Okay, this time I'm going to give a warning. If the bro science followers and neopuritans leave, there will be no problems. But if they insist on staying on polluting these threads, I will go scorched earth and make you regret coming to this board. First and only warning; I mean it.
You gonna post more lame cheesecake of cartoon moms?
Don't push me. I fricking mean it.
go turbo
Don't threaten me with a good time.
kek.
>Zach is so afraid of getting cancelled, he asked Adult Swim to blur out the word "moron"
how do you know Adult Swim didn't just censor it themselves?
This show is sadly too tone deaf for a show that is supposed to be about nothing. In the old fashing way of ATHF.
That's it, you had your chance
nice
You're posting the whole comic? Damn...
Anything to wipe out the neopuritans
Post the tamers webm, then you're all set.
>puritan doesn't understand motion
I do what I want.
>I do what I want.
Mad respect, carry on.
homie grew two heads
Ay futachad Imma let you finish inna minute but Jab is the best incest artist of all time.
This isn't even that off model lol.
And blarg does too much butt/fart stuff.
>And blarg does too much butt/fart stuff.
Kek, that's why I like him.
Blargsnarf is better because he doesn't make off-model shit.
Don't make me fricking do it.
Incest chads rise up!
Yo do you troop. I just don't like it when a fat ass starts spewing braps. Nothing personal.
This was easily the highlight, and it was funnier than anything on R&M.
It was funnier than anything on Smiling Friends.
If I had 300 dollars to spare, I'd let Blargsnarf do anything he wants with Alan.
All while Zach is forced to watch while crying
Cory might like it, though.
Wdym? Rick and Morty made an incest episode. This sounds like a joke they'd actually make.
Frick, I forgot about the horse sperm episode.
sex with officer sniffy
Charlie and Pim should make Officer Sniffy smile.
Can you believe DTiberius noped off of the internet?
Because neopuritans wouldn't leave him the frick alone. They even got the official creators to go against him.
What is up with Newgrounders and Sonic seething? I never understood that.
They preferred the Christian alternative, Mario.
I figured, since Mario doesn't have furries.
There's Bowser for the bara scaly crowd.
>Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!