Nobody, not even the soap opera homosexuals that keep spamming Rebirth threads, care about the game. It's the same bland shit from FFXIII-on but now with extra QTEs and walkietalkie scenes. I have no idea what keeps these stunted development gooners attached to this twenty year old game.
lol what the frick else are you suppose to talk about with this game >damn I sure can't wait to hold forward on the stick for 5 minutes at a time on the way to the next damage sponge.
>greatest jrpg of all times has been turned into a generic episodic rail beat them all with coomer fantasies dropped in.
It's all so tiresome.
Fortunately the Persona series exists.
No one outside of a small handful of woketards wants it to change. You don't speak on anyone's behalf, and listening to frickers like you is why the industry is hurting the worst hurt since the first industry collapse in the 80s.
No one asked you leftist buttholes to come in and "change and save the industry" with your ugliness. Not a single person did. You didn't save shit. Instead you caused massive billions in losses as well as layoffs by the thousands with your "change."
You genuinely sound like a mad XBox owner. Yeah it's altered to frick and back over the original, but what competition does it have for new games this year? Skull and Bones? The industry is fricking starving of good new games.
So sorry for enjoying escapist entertainment. You're in a board that's 100% about that, you know. The customer base is sliding "backwards" with what it wants, so the industry can either get on board or resume going down the path of ruin.
who the frick wants to buy an almost 30 year old game and look at low res polygon breasts when I can have 4k high res breasts in my game with voice acting, decent graphics, kino character designs and few hundred hours of gameplay, all for the price of 4-5 movie tickets that would've been 15 hours of entertainment max?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because the 30-year-old game delivers breasts while the average ~~*MODERN AUDIENCE*~~ game is intentionally offensive to the eye in every possible way.
3 months ago
Anonymous
nah you mean "western" games, eastern games don't have that problem
3 months ago
Anonymous
There's been a few that either had their stories altered to fit a "western narrative" or their character outfits censored. Scum localizers are the most hated part of both Japanese anime and games.
Lies. I did a search and none of those models have breasts nearly as big as Tifas. They're all fat as frick. And any that were even slightly close were from catalogues from decades ago. Try again
No it isn't, cause her breasts shrink in her DEFAULT OUTFIT.
This is pandering for sales. Still not OG Tifa size anyway. Why do her breasts shrink multiple cup sizes in her default outfit? Why spats? Why an undershirt? Explain.
>doesn't know how a sports bra works
They work by COMPRESSION to hold boobage down so they don't flop all over the place while a girl is working out or jogging. And that has a way of making them look smaller than they naturally are.
depressing that Ganker cares more about jerking off than the game itself
Thank god the game is great then.
so youve played it?
homosexual shill
The voices told me
I could never jerk off to a nomura face.
Anon-kun, this is a Japanese product. Of course they want us to empty our balls.
Go back
Nobody, not even the soap opera homosexuals that keep spamming Rebirth threads, care about the game. It's the same bland shit from FFXIII-on but now with extra QTEs and walkietalkie scenes. I have no idea what keeps these stunted development gooners attached to this twenty year old game.
Thanks for confirming you never played Remake.
It's appealing that gamers celebrate attractive women in gaming instead of just accepting their Debra Wilson's and man jaws.
lol what the frick else are you suppose to talk about with this game
>damn I sure can't wait to hold forward on the stick for 5 minutes at a time on the way to the next damage sponge.
Makes XBots seethe.
>greatest jrpg of all times has been turned into a generic episodic rail beat them all with coomer fantasies dropped in.
It's all so tiresome.
Fortunately the Persona series exists.
If you buy this game you are the problem with the industry
What problem?
>What problem?
My new friend, this slop is made for you.
>my new friend
>slop
Ironic.
Enjoy your three purchases of FF7 remake
:^)
Seething troony mad at non-manfaces
If you but this soulless greedy remake for breasts you are a literal golem
You are why the industry will never change
what is this "buy" you speak of?
Have fun pirating slop I guess
i will, thanks
I don't want the industry to change DUMBFRICK. I want games with breasts and ass.
No one outside of a small handful of woketards wants it to change. You don't speak on anyone's behalf, and listening to frickers like you is why the industry is hurting the worst hurt since the first industry collapse in the 80s.
No one asked you leftist buttholes to come in and "change and save the industry" with your ugliness. Not a single person did. You didn't save shit. Instead you caused massive billions in losses as well as layoffs by the thousands with your "change."
Frick you troons. I WILL support the big titty game (FF7 rebirtg) and big ass game (Stellar Blade) and you can't stop me!!!
>Black person game in the same category as FF7
Calling anyone a troon when we all know you'll be self-inserting while playing this
>Big breasts and ass are for troons
This psyop was and always will be moronic
It's over...
Dickslappers will always win...
I can feel the "mad" running through you. So sorry for doing what comes naturally and being attracted to beauty instead of deliberate ugliness.
>le angry
Honestly, just disappointed.
>self-inserting
Oh I will be inserting alright, a few times per session, while playing this
if you catch my drift, underage homosexual
>I will be inserting alright
A black dildo while you play this?
>Lara Croft remaster and FF7 breasts in February
>Stellar Blade in April
Sony just might be saved
*If you buy modern AAAslop you are the problem with the industry
ftfy
They learned something from looking at those FF7 gacha sales
First yuffie now tifa, as always thank you lord square enix
not yet, but it's slowly starting if this trend keeps going
What is the name of that style of bikini top?
SEX
No boobs physics no buy
those things can feed cosmo canyon for a year
Don't get over-confident. They're still gonna gay it up in the Golden Saucer section.
we are so back
Who is excited for this except for gooners?
How can Ganker be hyped for a:
Soulless remake
Raped story
Generic x to action game play
Boring time wasting open world homosexualry
Am I going crazy or is nuGanker just consoomer central
You genuinely sound like a mad XBox owner. Yeah it's altered to frick and back over the original, but what competition does it have for new games this year? Skull and Bones? The industry is fricking starving of good new games.
>Yeah it's slop but what else do we have?
Literal consoomer Stockholm syndrome... won't even touch the console warrior cringe.
So sorry for enjoying escapist entertainment. You're in a board that's 100% about that, you know. The customer base is sliding "backwards" with what it wants, so the industry can either get on board or resume going down the path of ruin.
Imagine having access to every game ever made and you still justify purchasing AAA remake slop
Good day sir
who the frick wants to buy an almost 30 year old game and look at low res polygon breasts when I can have 4k high res breasts in my game with voice acting, decent graphics, kino character designs and few hundred hours of gameplay, all for the price of 4-5 movie tickets that would've been 15 hours of entertainment max?
Because the 30-year-old game delivers breasts while the average ~~*MODERN AUDIENCE*~~ game is intentionally offensive to the eye in every possible way.
nah you mean "western" games, eastern games don't have that problem
There's been a few that either had their stories altered to fit a "western narrative" or their character outfits censored. Scum localizers are the most hated part of both Japanese anime and games.
Lae'Zel a cute
Interest INCREASING.
WE won bros
Tifa is perfection
Gooners, this is a level of skin found in a Sears catalog, the *frick* are you doing?
Round these parts it's called consoomin'
Lies. I did a search and none of those models have breasts nearly as big as Tifas. They're all fat as frick. And any that were even slightly close were from catalogues from decades ago. Try again
*flat
No it isn't, cause her breasts shrink in her DEFAULT OUTFIT.
This is pandering for sales. Still not OG Tifa size anyway. Why do her breasts shrink multiple cup sizes in her default outfit? Why spats? Why an undershirt? Explain.
>doesn't know how a sports bra works
They work by COMPRESSION to hold boobage down so they don't flop all over the place while a girl is working out or jogging. And that has a way of making them look smaller than they naturally are.
The only thing I'm looking forward from this game is more 3D Tifa bestiality porn with Red XIII and chocobos
nice breasts, but disgusting stick body
>muh boobs
zero gameplay discussion, also zero explanation how tifa's boobs magically grow/shrink (they did this with the dress too).
> how tifa's boobs magically grow/shrink
Zangan's secret technique for female pupils
It's the same shitty game play as xiii, the first remake and xv
le hit until staggered, i big shit
Isn't this because Tifa is wearing a sports bra and that makes her breasts small in her default outfit?
It was already explained. You'e just a rainbow-unicorn who's never been around real women, and don't know how a sports bra works.
That's the tamest, most boring fricking swimsuit I have ever seen and zoomertards are eating it up.
>small breasts
>ugly face
>lame shill
not buying
all fields
so we know her canon height is 5'0. can someone figure out what her bust is?
what is her bust?
way too fricking small is what it is.
Unless cloud is a turbo mallet, that is distinctly not true.
you can just watch big real boobs on the internet, there are millions of them
I want a game to be good, if characters have big booba it's irrelevant
>t. amerimutt
what the dog doin tho
OT: Guys, anyone here who has a friend who works at dice?