Ganondorf > ganon the big fat piggy

Ganondorf > ganon the big fat piggy

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oink oink oink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His first few incarnations he was basically Boss Moblin, rather than anyone human. Ganondorf just popped up later in OoT with his own backstory and has been the same Ganondorf for every game, aside from Four Swords Legends.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well the seeds of that are kinda set in a link to the past were he's stated to originally be human.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think ALttP implies him and all the moblins were evil humans that got turned into pig monsters in the Dark Realm in the same way Link was turned into a bunny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ganondorf in alttp used the triforce to turn into Ganon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      christ this is a menacing iteration. no wonder OoT is kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't a pig; they don't have a fat pig belly that jiggles...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >neutered in the 3ds remake
        What a shit show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ocarina of time is just as good as people give it credit for, change my mind

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you just KNOW that TP ganondorf fricked Zelda at least once

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to the garudo in twilight princess? He ain't got a harem of hot red heads no more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Either exiled or exterminated, most likely the former.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there has to be some left since they still exist in botw. Then again, the zelda timeline doesn't make any sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure it does. It just split during OoT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a theory that the Twili are descended from a group of Banished Gerudo and Sheikah. The Sheikah symbol is found on the throne that Zant sits on and the Fused Shadow has the Sheikah eye on it. Also one of the symbols on Zant looks somewhat like the Gerudo symbol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The throne that Zant sits on

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Better image of throne

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sheikah have their hands in fricking everything and may/may not be a malign force
          For the love of god Nintendo give me closure I BEG

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I always got the vibe there were hostile sheikah during Hyrule's war that is alluded to in Ocarina of Time
            The sheikah stones are everywhere spying on people
            The sheikah are almost wiped out by the time Ocarina starts
            The shadow temple and all its messages

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Sheikah, being based on ninjas, were meant to be the bloody hand of the Hyrule royal family, hiding in the shadows, doing their dirty work. The Shadow Temple was about the darker side of Hyrule's leadership. It's where they kept and tortured enemies of the kingdom, probably including whoever they were fighting in the war mentioned in the backstory.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo moved away from the gritty N64 games. Everything is standard weeb anime stuff now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Sheikah, being based on ninjas, were meant to be the bloody hand of the Hyrule royal family, hiding in the shadows, doing their dirty work. The Shadow Temple was about the darker side of Hyrule's leadership. It's where they kept and tortured enemies of the kingdom, probably including whoever they were fighting in the war mentioned in the backstory.

                There's only two Zelda timelines. The best timeline where Koizumi became the Zelda lead, and the worst timeline where he became the Mario lead. We live in the worst timeline.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                for the best, majoras mask was good for that kind of stuff but seems like it would be aweful if they attempted to try to recreate that nowadyas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How so?

                Who is best link and why is it skyward sword link

                Twilight Princess Link. Twilight Princess in general just did a good job of making you feel epic and heroic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The war was against the garudo so they probably had some kinky shit going on down there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They were also supposed to be dying out in OoT but that got retconned

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know they could've rebuilt themselves by assimilating outsiders?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know if its cause of sub conciouess conditioning from i was a kid or nothing but replaying the games i still get creeped out at parts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I always got the vibe there were hostile sheikah during Hyrule's war that is alluded to in Ocarina of Time
            The sheikah stones are everywhere spying on people
            The sheikah are almost wiped out by the time Ocarina starts
            The shadow temple and all its messages

            >Gossip Stone in OOT states that the Sheikah symbol originally didn't have a teardrop; it was added later on to represent a betrayal by the Royal Family
            >In SS, Impa's clothing has the eye with the teardrop
            I was a little disappointed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like the theory that the twili were formed by the enterlopers but they were of several different tribes and had been powerful sorcerers from each

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She can blow him standing up.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so bloated in Wind Waker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TRT and weed, just like rogan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      water weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When he escaped from the white room he got trapped in at end of OOT he was very hungry and ate a lot of food and got fat

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt the planned termina version of Ganodorg suppose to be some chill guy that just fishes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been fricking hilarious but i get why they didn't do that, would ruin the presence Ganondorf has

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to see that though.
        He'd have a straw hat and a piece straw in his mouth.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love Pig Ganon
    Love Desert Bandit Ganondorf
    Hate sympathetic Ganondorf in Wind Waker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose.
      >Yeah sure my people hated me because I ruled over them tyrannically and ignored their plight as I went around trying to kill off entire races and spreading darkness around the land, but I'm still sympathetic feel bad for me 🙁

      Unrepentant power-hungry Ganondorf is the best Ganondorf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really trying to make you feel bad for Stalin.
        This deconstruction shit should stay out of Zelda & just stick to the monomyth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stalin?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's a character in one of the handheld games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's a character in one of the handheld games

            Uncle Joe.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of the original Ganon pig design in WW?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one gives a frick about Ganon bro.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WW Ganon > rest

    give me daddy ganon dick plox

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Termina is just the mirror universe.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he become a pig anyway?
    Is it just the triforce of power?
    Why doesn't he turn into demise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Likely as a symbol of his greed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my head there's two pig Ganons. The version in OoT, TP, and HW is bigger and more bestial. It's a beast form granted by the Triforce of Power the same way the Triforce of Courage turns Link into a wolf. The other form is the bright blue more humanoid one seen in all the other games, which is the result of the Sacred Realm changing his appearance to reflect his personality (greedy pig), like how it turns Link into a pink bunny cuz he's pure of heart.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Saturday morning Gannon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does that fall on the timeline?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Has there been a version of Ganondorf that isn't the same guy from ocarina of time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No unless you count Demise

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Has there been a version of Ganondorf that isn't the same guy from ocarina of time
            No. Theres been a different Ganon though in FSA but thats barely even relevant and I imagine Nintendo will ignore it in botw2 if they decide to reference Ganon/Ganondorf past stuff.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The version from FSA supposedly is, but I'm not convinced. Timeline placement doesn't seem right. Think it might be an alternate branch splitting before OoT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which Ganon is that at the bottom?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Phantom Ganon, the boss of the Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's young Ganondorf from OoT, from when you and Zelda look in on his meeting with the King.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But he was already evil and by that point already cursed the great deku tree, lord jabu January, and blocked the goron food supply

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Young OoT Ganon who is used as the basis for Phantom Ganon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Never really thought about it before but that's probably close to how he would've looked during the civil war as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one reminds me of that hentai where a highschool is invaded by orcs who kill the guys and rape the girls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OoT Ganondorf > TP = HW > WW

      He's great, I love his voice and how he teleports around all the time

      Where does that fall on the timeline?

      Both the Zelda cartoon series and Zelda CDi games are based on the NES games, though the cartoon would have to be before Zelda II since there's still only two Triforce pieces

      Ganondorf should have been a one-time thing. ALttP established that he was a human once, and OoT showed it.

      Pig Ganon with Ganondorf's personality could work.

      agreed

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pig Ganon is kind of hot though I'd also really like to cuddle and be fricked by WW Ganon. TP ganon is overrated tbh

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OoT, TP and HW had the best Ganondorf designs, and only OoT managed to nail the pig form look

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf should have been a one-time thing. ALttP established that he was a human once, and OoT showed it.

    Pig Ganon with Ganondorf's personality could work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pig Ganon with Ganondorf's personality could work.
      Strongly agree. We get a brief glimpse of it in ALttP, but since he only shows up just in time for the boss fight, we don't see much. All the other games take place after his mind was broken in OoX so he's just a mindless raging beast, which leads naturally to the calamity seen in BotW.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are they going to try and make him tragic in botw2 or will they just go full edgelord villain?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganon only sucks because Nintendo won't let him talk anymore.
    He was fine in ALttP for example. The problem is that mute Ganon comes across as a mindless animal which is really lame for someone who is supposed to be the big deal legacy bad guy.
    BotW has this the worst since he actually is a mindless beast in that game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's just the down fall timeline. The garudo witches try to resurrect homemade but fail leaving him feral for a while

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if they gave Ganondorf a wife and/or daughter for additional villains?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about a Husband?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about a Husband?

      frick off
      the only family they should use for Ganon are his two adoptive mothers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if he married Twinrova and they had a daughter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who's ganons father?
        Just some smuck who got some garudo pussy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably the previous Gerudo king that was either killed in the civil war or died of old age

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But isn't a male only born only once in a very long time?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's one male for every hundred years, and Ganondorf is already decently old in Ocarina, at least his 30s if not 40s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Well come!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ffs, can we have a villain not related to Ganon again? Vaati and Majora were both great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought of it the opposite way; if Nintendo is going to have every villain secretly controlled by Ganondorf anyway, why not make new villains related directly to Ganondorf to begin with?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vaati
        >great

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love pig Ganon because I want a live action animatronic like from Razorback.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda timeline works better if you only consider the following canon
    Skyward Sword
    OOT
    MM
    WW
    TP
    BOTW

    All the 2d games should be ignored. The 2 way timeline split is fine. BOTW is just after TP. Hyrule stop existing in WW and they moved on at the end to new lands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.
      You are a terrible Zelda fan.
      >Hyrule stop existing in WW and they moved on at the end to new lands.
      & really, REALLY dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did. they sailed away in the boat and moved on and left Hyrule behind

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wind Waker should be considered apocrypha.
          The Gods would never flood the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why not? Flood myths are pretty common in mythologies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did. they sailed away in the boat and moved on and left Hyrule behind

      literally nothing says that Hyrule can't be unflooded, and BotW treats all three timelines as canon anyway

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Downfall timeline is constant ass pulls. Even the witches shit as Link literally killed them in OOT and they are alive and well in Oracles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is the one where link dies so can't he have died at any point before he killed twinrova?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, that's the timeline where Link failed, so obviously he didn't kill them in that timeline

        The downfall timeline specially says he died fighting Ganon so he did all the dungeons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well maybe ganon resurrected them between Oot and Alttp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, that's the timeline where Link failed, so obviously he didn't kill them in that timeline

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no Zelda timeline, They're just campfire stories with differing details.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who sees a resemblance

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks that's fat and not Gannon strongman powerlifting training at the bottom of the ocean for years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still a piggy though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wild boars have a ton of muscle that makes penetrating their skin a huge pain. it's why you usually need a strong gun and well placed shot to take it out

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild are the only 100% canon games. Everything else is pseudo canon and didn't go down how we played them (like OOT). Some version of OOT happened with random shit they pick and choose but not exactly what we saw play out as references in BOTW to OOT dont line up with what we actually played as they reference stuff from both the adult and child timeline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything else is pseudo canon and didn't go down how we played them (like OOT)
      That's every video game ever you dunce.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scouter breaking autism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Some version of OOT happened with random shit they pick and choose but not exactly what we saw play out as references in BOTW to OOT dont line up with what we actually played as they reference stuff from both the adult and child timeline.
      What contradicts both events from playing out?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I forget. Something to do with Ruto

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess zora could still be around in windwaker. Its not like they all become ruto

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No something about her being a sage. I forget. I just remember at launch people saying it didnt line up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jack shit. It's clearly the Downfall Timeline, i.e. the main timeline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is Twilight Princess not 100%?

      Zelda has some pretty interesting lore and, while trying to piece everything together between each game can be pretty fun, it's ultimately pointless because the story is always secondary when it comes to the game's development.

      What lore do you find interesting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the stuff for mm

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As far as BOTW is concerned only Skyward Sword and Ocarina of Time happened. It doesn't reference any other game in the Japanese script. English script that references twilight princess doesn't count.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Moar scouter breaking autism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It references every fricking game.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda has some pretty interesting lore and, while trying to piece everything together between each game can be pretty fun, it's ultimately pointless because the story is always secondary when it comes to the game's development.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like they've become aware of that with breath of the wild and are trying to reign it in a bit by having it set after everything thats ever happened

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganondorf > ganon the big fat piggy
    mmhmmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just ain't Ganondorf without the almost lions main of beard and eyebrows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Tri-Force piece holders have extended life spans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ganon is probably just special since nothing ever says that Link or Zelda have anything like that. You could argue the piece of power is empowering his lifeforce or whatever though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell does the triforce of courage even do. Zelda get like prophetic foresight and magic but what does link get?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The willpower to fight.
          Hyrule is filled with cowards & milksops.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Link doesn't need the Triforce of Courage to have the willpower to fight. I think the Triforce of Courage exist as proof of Courage or just to balance the other two.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Point taken.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly what it says on the tin. You ever see Link shy away from danger? Nah he just straight up dives head-first into whatever freakish monster wants to frick his shit up that particular day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But he doesn't always have the triforce of courage, he's just always heroic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Link rarely ever has any piece of the Triforce throughout the Zelda series.

            BOTW may as well not even be part of the rest of the Zelda series due to the absurd time gap of over 10,000 years. I think OOT is supposed to be like 20,000 years before BOTW.

            Yes like what the frick is up with that? Also Midna is no doubt long gone and dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It dispels curses and evil, IIRC.
          I think the games make a point that the ToC is earned, Link has to prove he is worthy of it more than Zelda or Ganondorf do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Ganondorf got power because it's what he valued the most when first touched the triforce and it split. But Link and Zelda got theirs due to being the folks most worthy of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It gives him the courage to take fat monster wiener up his ass, even when it might split him in two.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reload

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What the hell does the triforce of courage even do. Zelda get like prophetic foresight and magic but what does link get?
          take the opening to Link to the Past. Link is like a teenager. One night his dad vanishes and he follows him. HE finds his dad fricking dying, takes his sword, storms the castle, rescues the princess, and becomes a fugitive in one night.

          Do girls prefer Link or Ganon? You see 1 billion zelda girls threads it makes you wonder

          Ganondorf appeals more to gay men due to the whole bara thing, Link is more the female archetype

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Link doesn't have the triforce of courage in ALttP.
            He's that brave all on his own.
            In fact most of the time he doesn't have it. It's really only TP Link that has the triforce from the start.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Link from the Oracle games has it too, since many characters mention it on his hand.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OoX Link is the same as LttP. Full triforce is still in Hyrule, it sends him to Holdrom/other place who's name I can't remember. I think he just has the mark because he obtained the full thing after killing Ganon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The opening cutscene for both games is Link obtaining the triforce and being transported to Holodrum/Labrynna with it on his hand.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OoX Link is the same as LttP
                debunked. Zelda doesnt recognise him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BS their designs don't match.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you dont even need to look at design. Princess Zelda is in oracles linked game and she doesnt know who Link is

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The most I can think of in a mechanical aspect is that it allows you to break evil magic. Windwaker you have to get courage before you're able to break Ganondorf's barrier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >take the opening to Link to the Past.
            He doesn't have the triforce of courage in LttP. Ganon's got the whole thing. Link is consistently courageous without the ToC. ToC's powers are a hodgepodge of features that seem to work so long as you have the courage to continue.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganondorf appeals more to gay men due to the whole bara thing, Link is more the female archetype
            what if we got a link that was swole?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's pretty swole in twilight princess

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but what does link get?
          plot armor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He has officially died in battle twice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Protects Link from twilight by turning him into a wolf instead of letting him become a ghost like everyone else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It gives him plot armor and max luck.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls prefer Link or Ganon? You see 1 billion zelda girls threads it makes you wonder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boys like link men like ganondorf

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >over time, bowser gets more and more screentime and eventually even gets his own games
    >over time, ganondorf gets less and less screentime and eventually is reduced to a sacrificial object or a concept
    Why? Why? Why? Why? He's literally wasted potential: the character. His showing in hyrule warriors was the best we've gotten of him in the entire franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats he like in warriors?
      He's a garudo so is he the same one from oot?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anything about zelda timeline stuff. HW Ganon was cool because he got ample screentime, intelligently manipulated other characters into doing what he wanted, led Zant and Ghirahim, and got plenty of chances to fight and show his strength. Easily the best showing he's had in a zelda game. He needs his own title.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link, Zelda, Ganondorf and Impa in Hyrule Warriors are new incernations of those characters, though they have costumes of previous incarnations.
        Other characters are pulled from their respective game via time travel.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is every link blood related or do they just coincidentally look alike.
    Every zelda would be since they are the royal bloodline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Goddess just keep reincarnating Him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganondorf
      Same dude every time, bar FSA.
      >Zelda
      Contiguous bloodline. SS Zelda is a one time reincarnation of Hylia via transmigration of soul.
      >Link
      Most unrelated, although they occasional are (eg Hero of Time to Hero of Twilight). Is reincarnation, but not via transmigration of souls (hence why we can have multiple Links talking to each other).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reincarnation is naturally occurring in Zelda, and people look eerily similar across incarnations and usually have the same name. Beedle and Tingle are perfect examples of this. Link is just another one.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW may as well not even be part of the rest of the Zelda series due to the absurd time gap of over 10,000 years. I think OOT is supposed to be like 20,000 years before BOTW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean fantasy settings always have extreme time gaps. Like realistically in most settings you'd probably have electricity and shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They do have electricity, it's just legally restricted to weaponry and environmental puzzles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I think OOT is supposed to be like 20,000 years before BOTW.
      It's even longer, Calamity Ganon took 10,000 years to manifest after the previous attempt, and might have taken 10,000 years to manifest that time too. It could be anywhere between 30,000 to 100,000

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >30,000 to 100,000

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BotW's lore sucks

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh the clashing art style ruin this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If oot link met ww link would they look the same?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No people devoled in WW.
          It is a post-apocalyptic setting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wait so they actually look like that and it's not stylistic?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yep just like the Morlocks from the Time Machine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon is shitposting. SSB presents characters in their original styles. It's all just a kid playing with action figures. Obviously they don't canonically look that way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is Toon Link a result of inbreeding?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's just how the world evolved post-flood. The Zoras became the Ritos, the Kokiris became the Koroks, and the Hylians... became Toon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Truly the Darkside Timeline.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do humans look like that in the minish cap then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They don't look like that in-game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are the wind tribe, Oocoo and skyloft the same thing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking as a Zelda lore expert, who tf knows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the toon artstyle yes, in any other artstyle no. It's been repeatedly demonstrated that the Zelda team refuses to make any toon Link distinct, goin so far as to keep his exact outfit from WW, even when it doesn't make sense. OoT and TFH Links were previously established as having different outfits but retroactively get the WW one when they appear in the toon artstyle. Every other artstyle has made each Link visually distinct, with slightly different outfits and faces.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The statue in Hyrule Castle suggests yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the one where the Hero's Shade turns into OoT Link after passing on his skills to TP Link.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckdorf getting cucked.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is in the fallen timeline as its the only one without a 3D conclusion to Ganondorf. WW kills Ganondorf in the Adult Timeline and TP kills Ganondorf in the Child Timeline. So BOTW2 can kill Ganondorf in the fallen Timeline. There Ganon/Ganondorf is gone forever and will never be in a Zelda game ever again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When the frick has Ganondorf dying prevented him from coming back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its just a way for Nintendo to move on like they wanted to do with Windwaker. Eiji Aonuma wanted WW to be the last we dealt with Ganondorf and Hyrule. He wanted the series to move on to other things back then but the huge backlash to WW made them go back to Hyrule and Ganondorf with TP. BOTW 2 will be the last we ever see of Ganondorf and Ganon. Gone for good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BotW1 should've been the last we saw of him, or rather, the time we see him killed permanently. He'd already been reduced to his most primal form.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WW and TP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Ganon was killed in Zelda 1 in the fallen timeline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not a 3D game. I said they want a 3D conclusion to Ganon in every timeline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the direct sequel to that game has his minions trying to resurrect him.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should me play the minish cap?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's very good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's very good about it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Its fairly short. You could beat in in a few days casually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's very good.

      Nothing but fond memories of Minish Cap.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo gives some bullshit lore reasons why Link, Zelda and Ganondorf keep coming back
    >Doesn't explain why NPCs like Malon or Tingle keep coming back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tingle is the true hero

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are toon graphics canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're canon to the Wind Waker timeline, but they're not canon to Minish Cap and the Four Sword games.
      The toybox graphics aren't canon to Link's Awakening either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Were out of your ASS do you pull these from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. for example, the reason most males have massive swole upper bodies but tiny emaciated legs is due to natural selection pressuring the evolution of more hydrodynamic morphology.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What will happen to the sheikah slate in botw2?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they delayed botw2 to secretly add playable Zelda sections and wont say anything about this pre release and players will find out when they play the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You only play as link for the first hour or 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you play as Zelda
      >she wears a revealing kuno-I mean "Sheikha" costume
      Not the worst thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playable zelda
        >cant undress her to underwear like Link

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have jerk offd furiously to Kaede during the PS2 days.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Zelda games will only pander to zoomer BOTW fans instead of boomer OOT fans from now on

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the new toon look for the Awakening Remake.
    Boatloads way more charming.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they refuse to tell us what botw2 is really called?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Breath of the wild 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.ign.com/articles/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-2-official-title-secret

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People who say 2D games aren't Canon or believe in a Canon, Need to be skinned alive & thrown down a salt mine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is canon including cdi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything is canon
        I changed my mind.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't gano just be happy he had an actual harem of hot amazon women who he could bare the snu snu with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His women literally go to Hyrule to take big hylian wiener just so that they can continue the cycle of whoring themselves out to BHC. Complacency would literally make him a cuck king.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gerudo are literally mutant freakazoid Hylians given the males of their “race” are all Hylian dudes. Malon’s proof that not even every female Gerudo is born a Gerudo and that some are born Hylians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any link to that thread. i want to read the replies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just search for one of the unique greentext lines or the post ID

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does the Tri-Force do?
    Is it like the Flame Imperishable?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can cast Wish with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's just a wish mcguffin left behind by the world's creators.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It apparently makes you immortal in one way or another. Ganon is unkillable, Zelda clones herself through her own lineage, and Link spontaneously reincarnates

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't think triforce has anything to do with that, it's Demise's curse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >skyward sword

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unrelated bro. In OoT, WW and TP Ganondorf is never killed while he has the ToP in his possession. He only dies in Ww and TP after losing it, and basically withstands any punishment up until that point. He has to be sealed away in OoT because despite everything done to him it appears that he just can't be killed while having the ToP in his possession.
          Things get a little weirder when we look at the early games, but Ganon typically stores the Triforce in another room, and the Silver Arrows may make it a special case. Out of universe, it seems that the NES/SNES era was just largely being ignored for story purposes in the N64/GC era.
          Anyway, all of this is distinct form Demise's Curse which just ensures someone evil being is going to spawn to frick with everyone every so often.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ganondorf was killed in both Twilight Princess and Wind Waker.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Ganondorf in BotW2 is a fricking lich

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I personally always felt that "Ganon" should be the humanoid form and "Ganondorf" should be the pig/hog form. Always bothered me

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was Ganon haunting Hyrule in 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game’s story is literally his minions are still running around Hyrule fricking shit up and that they’re trying to capture link so that they can resurrect Ganon, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aw, Thought there was more to it than that.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about Ganondorf, but with a big fat piggy belly? He would be weak against bellyrubs.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be way funnier if Zelda dies in the first few minutes of botw2. Ganondorf just going all out killing Zelda and smashing Master Sword to eliminate the means to kill him

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive been contemplating getting a switch just to play it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skyward sword is pretty good. Just very very linear. Like there's only 3 areas and they stretch them out a bit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Wii U is a way better option, or at least it was 'til the closure of the eShop was announced. Switch has like 4 games on it, Wii U has nearly all.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf is dope. On a related note, I recentely saw a video that reminded me of the ending scene of twilight princess and windwaker. How absolutely fricking dope, especially TP. Dude get fricking stabbed and theres just....silence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dying on your feet is a fairly common trope. Not sure where the original comes from, but pic related was pretty damn influential. Also worth noting Raoh was one of the original influences for Ganondorf.

      christ this is a menacing iteration. no wonder OoT is kino

      Easily my favourite version of piggy. Everything about that fight was kino.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorceror Pig Monster > Some homosexual in a leotard from the desert

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is best link and why is it skyward sword link

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has comfy looking pants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wind Waker Link for being just a kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        & a Pawn.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Vaati and the other demon kings more than I like Ganon. The next Zelda game after BOTW2 should introduce a reocurring villain distinct from Ganon

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick ganondorf in the ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zant pls

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a ganondorf thread but playing hyrule warrors for the first time and seeing Link at the apex of his martial skills as a swordsmen made me hard as a rock and I wasn't even thinking of the gerudo link at the time. It's everything I ever wanted him to be in terms of a power fantasy. Just thought I'd share that and hope we get more of Final form Link sooner or later

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances Link will be left-handed in a future game after BotW 2? It was a minor thing, but I've always liked it. Right-handed Link just feels off.

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