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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance. I never watched those homosexuals ever.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so hot tub streams with girls in bikinis on the underaged video game website is still allowed right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      those kinds of streams have been a staple since justin.tv

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i miss justin.tv... streaming now is so poisoned with camgirls whoring themselves to children, children, and man children.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only used it for the MST3K channel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure why people flip their shit about this and I'm super anti porn.

      It's no worse than shit they used to show on spike TV midday or WWE. I'd be a lot less upset seeing my kid looking at chicks in bikinis then on porn hub.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not just the stream they're doing. they're also advertising their onlyfans or nsfw shit. this is how kids end up paying for porn.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it troon porn? if it is straight shit, WHO THE HELL CARES

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            twitch is pro-trans because of those porn stars. Kids get bored of consooming straight shit and end up with weird sexualities/genders

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good. destroy america.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you get turned off straight shit ever you were destined to be a gay, ive jerked off to attractive women for years and still find gays repulsive

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they're allowed to advertise that on their twitch, I could be wrong. But obviously it'd on their twitter and Instagram anyway. I don't really watch female streamers so I wouldn't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        even those streamers admit that they're sex workers (prostitutes). They're porn stars who get underage and third world kids to pay for their nudes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the same people who got "nude yoga" banned from Youtube.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can still find some of it, but a lot of it got purged.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that fricking Hank Hill ass on the thumbnail
            MY FRICKING SIDES

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomer who doesn't use twitch here
        I just think seeing a 3dpd doing even shit less engaging than softcore shouldn't be allowed to scam zoomers of their money

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spike didn't have superchats

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        coomer here I hate twitch and would never let my kid watch it, unless it's Mike matei.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you also let him build brown bricks in meinkampf?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because bioholes are clogging up a vidya website getting free money from reddit simps and pajeets.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd be a lot less upset seeing my kid looking at chicks in bikinis then on porn hub.
        i'd be upset the other way around, on pornhub he will just fap and close the tab, on twitch he'll learn to become a simp cuckold for life

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. "Humanized" camprostitutes are predatory porn and actually cause damage, but I'm not surprised the semen cultist moron from reddit can't see it.

          >banned the word simp
          I dont believe this. But I know it's TRUE.

          https://afkgaming.com/esports/news/5889-twitch-bans-the-word-simp-from-the-platform

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta appeal to the pay piggies I guess.
            Just make a new word.
            Paypiggy
            Simpleton
            Zimp
            Anything really it doesnt matter as long as it carries the same connotation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        twitch are just being israelites because you cut them out as a middle man and advertise on your own.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... did you not remember the rule that said dress like you would for work on stream? It's pointing out the flippant change they did because they knew where their source of revenue came from and it wasn't the games. That's why they also banned the word simp on there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >banned the word simp
          I dont believe this. But I know it's TRUE.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not thinking of the childrens, I'm not anti porn, I just don't like it when coom material interferes with non cooming activity, like streaming video games. Also I hate simp culture and donation based cooming

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate women

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just love being contrarian

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, I'd rather my kid stumble onto "girl with big boobies" on twitch than go out looking for porn and eventually find "futa furry vore" or some shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the hypocrisy of the rules, that's it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd far rather my kid look at regular porn than become a pathetic simp.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither of those had even a chance of interacting directly with you. It's a whole different beast.
        Worst you used to get with regular porn was ESL ads telling you to buy dick pills and challenging you to not cum.

        It's just fundamentally different and has a weird pseudo-relation built into it. Grown ass men can't handle that shit appropriately, so I can't imagine a hormonal 14 year old boy getting acknowledged by a girl will fare much better. They know what they're doing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't believe we're just allowed to engineer people into subhumans in this day and age.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely want women to have less success in the world just to honor my Irish roots

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >video game website
      They don't call themselves a video game website. Go ahead, try to look for a statement like that on the website, video games are just a streaming category now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money laundering subsidizes the gaming.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burned-in ads

    isn't that what twitch does for ads now themselves?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to be the only ones who do ads, of course. Getting money on the outside? Not on my Twitch.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. They are obviously doing it for a israeli reason to try to stop strangers from bypassing twitch for ads but for anyone that isn't a room temperature iq chimp and is still blocking the new ads this just means less moronic unblockable shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streamers not strangers fricking dumbass autocorrect

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitch is pissy all ad revenue streamers make doesn't go through THEM
    Lmao, incredibly israeli. Even the fricking TV/cable industry doesn't do this. Fox doesn't care NASCAR drivers have sponsored vehicles independently of their TV ad revenue.

    Literally every sports broadcast has in-broadcast sponsors separate from the TV network.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get with the time gramps, Twitch IS television now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TV still dominates. Your average cable channel has a minimum of 1 million viewers. Live sports can go up to 30m+ for individual games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not 2006 anymore.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll keep using an adblocker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your ban from youtube in december 10, this year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I'll keep using my anti-anti-adblock scripts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          good luck then.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. Feels good not using a browser cucked with manifest V3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not using an alternative frontend, playing the video locally or learning how to block unnecessary javascript
        The absolute state of normalBlack folk.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah enjoy not using youtube until you find the exploit. Also how to tell you are a sub human without telling you are a sub human. You are mordbidly obese, right? you don't even need to deny it, it is easy to deduce. Engineers, man.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clamoring to view ads on youtube
            do zoomers really

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I use ublock. I am just not an autistic schizo that creates ad block programs. I can survive without youtube until an exploit is found, but II don't give a shit about your nerdy shit to care enough to find the exploit myself. Work for me, like you always do. Nerd.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Umatrix is the best out there, it's kind of autistic using. It takes a lot of guessing which block is the ad vs the video

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will yell McDonald's and you will be happy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Still watching tv
                LOL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still watch TV at work, but I don't have cable at home. only thing I watch is south park and ridiculousness. tv is shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am brown and I have cable anon. Step it up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Us first worlders use streaming services.
                Like who in the developed country uses cable anymore?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UM ACKSHUALLY I WIN BECAUSE OF THIS
                I have netflix as well, homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So then why the frick do you have cable too
                I havent had a television package in my home since I was a kid. The only people I know that still have it are over 50 because they keep it out of habit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a business so I rent rooms to people. Of course I also have two internet connections, which I can use whenever there are no guests around. Or sleep in any bed too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, who in the developed country uses cable anymore?
                I didn't say developed countries can't have Netflix.
                You need to practice your reading comprehension, ESLer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok mutt. Sorry that browns can affrord shit you think they can't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no thanks. there's nothing good on TV anymore, and it's 90% commercials

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what kind of shitty cable do you even have that it has so many commercials? mine has less than public tv channels.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk what you're talking about. that's all cable TV is is commercials. I used to put them into the system when I worked for a tv station in the suburbs of Chicago

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe mexican cable tv is better than USA one. funny thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't be considering more people use online streaming services than watch cable tv here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, idk what kind of channels do you see or which cable do you have. I still see that programs are shown completely, not cut like in public tv. So idk what is the problem for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's probably watching one of the channels that plays commercials but they play way more now because they can't compete with streaming services. Not like the channels that play uninterrupted.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I have some music channels, and mtv 2000 is pretty okaish. TNT series, TNT do have ads, but it is mostly the same cable sponsored ones, and those I don't even mind. you barely get any ads that are selling products other than cable ads.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off israelitegle shill. Go watch your homosexual twitch streams on amazog servers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, I'm surprised they don't just shrink the stream occasionally into a corner while an ad plays in most of the window.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          serious question, but why is youtube unable to detect that you're blocking ads? They have all those spy metrics like how long people watch certain videos, where they stop, all that shit, but they can't see that you havent watched an ad and stop streaming the video to you? I don't get it. Logically adblockers on youtube should just not function

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's currently Chrome-based browsers that broke the adblockers on YT, reasonable since it's their browser. Firefox w/ uBlock works just fine blocking ads for now. Haven't bothered trying Brave or Opera yet.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why use adblock on YouTube when you can just select "Russia" in settings.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why aren't there ads in russia

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's problematic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                AdSense and payments are offline in Russia due to sanctions. I didn't know that selecting the region works, though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because your watchtime is valuable data that google can sell, blocking ads only truly hurts the advertisers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ban from youtube
        oh nooooooo that suuuuuuuuuuckkssss

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do you do when you aren't shitposting here?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aren’t shitposting here
            ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >december 10
        Stupid ass Black person, that ToS update was in 2019. No one got banned. Frick off and stop fearmongering.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://techlapse.com/news/youtube-declared-war-on-ad-blockers-no-more-adblock-from-december-10/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just some shitty site that regurgitates old news. December 10th shit is from 2019.
            YouTube only shows warnings but they mean frick all, China's final warning.
            https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/youtube-declared-war-ad-blockers-more-adblock-from-10-mendizabal

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha stupid streamers making everyone suffer through ads even with whatever ad block exists BTFO
    streaming should only exist if you have passion for it not as a way to make money by whoring to sponsors

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >streaming should only exist if you have passion for it not as a way to make money by whoring to sponsors

      this but for all art, also all sports should still be amateur. capitalism ruins everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but everything else in the world too. People should only work if they think it's fun. Money should be outlawed and all bankers hanged.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok what if I have a lcd screen in the background over my shoulder? What if I literally print out a piece of paper and tape it on my chest?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    twitch is trying to ram that advertising revenue up to make it look like it doesnt fricking bleed money
    this is a cry for help

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My issue is that the ads are unskippable and interrupt my streams, if they were on the side I wouldnt mind them

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real? Nothing makes me happier than seeing ecelebs cry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real, no cap

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on-stream logos can only be 3% of screen size
    Literally how are they going to enforce that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enforce
      they are just gonna check your stream and ban you if it's not 3%

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very selectively. It's a vague bullshit rule they can enforce whenever they don't like a streamer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't going to blanket enforce this, it's just another hammer in the toolbox to clobber streamers with when necessary. The big headliners are going to get individualized exceptions while the smaller fry is going to have to suck it up and monetize through Amazon or face execution through the ever-evolving byzantine pile of guidelines like these.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have a scene transition with your channel logo
      >SWAT at your doorstep

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly does "burned-in" mean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burned in means hardcoded, it's editing an ad in the final cut of your post, or when streamers take a break from what they're shitting about to try to sell you Nord VPN subscriptions.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they will get an exemption from twitch

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah this won't apply to big streamers, including gamesdonequick

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo you can still advertize your promo links below the video on the page.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the gdq pic of the 3 frreaks on screen? it was like a furry, a troony, and someone else. like the state of gdq

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NOT MY HECKIN MILLIONARES

    WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying they won't get a special exception

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N-no we didn't say we wanted to monopolize streamer income! You just got confused by our complex language!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess roasties got mad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will still win.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They as in roasties or twitch?
          Because either way the profit isnt enough for either side.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will still win.

        They as in roasties or twitch?
        Because either way the profit isnt enough for either side.

        Asmongold threatened to leave.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't a woman, why would they care if he leaves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >roastie mad
          Twitch is you or is you not in control of ya hos? Gotta teach a b***h to shut up twitch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like he threatened to quit wow for the millionth time?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Asmongold can get paid by whatever platform he moves to. He plays WoW because Blizzard pays him to and he can do that anywhere.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he's just a spineless addict.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No guys you misread it, it's actually exactly what you're all complaining about
      Incredible damage control

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched a Twitch.
    Can someone explain to me what the bottom 3 things in the list are?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"No sponsorship allowed"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't stream an ad yourself. All ads have to be through the Twitch ad system

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so like what

        >"No sponsorship allowed"

        said?
        A twitcher could say
        >Hey if you like playing this game try using THIS Logitech mouse!
        but could not say
        >Hey if you like playing this game try using THIS Logitech mouse!
        if Logitech paid him to say it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what's there reason for doing that? Even youtube allows people to have sponsors in their videos. Unless they've changed that too?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So what's there reason for doing that?
              Twitch doesn't get a cut out of those sponsorships, youtube allows it because they don't play ads

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are exemptions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great way to make your ToS meaningless via selective enforcement

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like law in every country?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teacher, anon brought a gameboy in his bookbag

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no pity for twitch trannies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this phrase implies that you have pity for other trannies. 41% yourself, fast.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are right so i am going to rephrase that .
        I have no pity for trannies

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this kills game tournaments as well, I take it?
    twitch is fricking moronic

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying this will matter for top 10% of twitch

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why anyone watches twitch. It just seems like dogwater content with no production value or meat. I thought making your own fun while being able to explore the set dressing was the whole point of video games. Enjoy it if you want it's just shocking to me that there's so much stuff people spend their time on that I see no value in and I wish someone could sell me on it to stop this thunderous silence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are just losers and lonely and they watch twitch to pretend they have a virtual friend.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes the webcam 60% of the screen
    >prints adds and logos out and places them in the webcam shot
    Nothing personal, Twitch

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is twitch losing money or something? Why are they being so israelitey?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have to find some way to earn all the money funneled to troony streamers and community managers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can be. A company doesn't just sit back and chill when they become profitable, they look for ways to make more profit. And they're owned by fricking amazon, of course they're going to be as greedy as humanly possible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, silicon valley is starting to run out of easy investment money so they're turning the dial up to 10.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank frick

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they do this a fricking week after gdq? it would have been hilarious to see gdq scramble to do something about this during the event

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No more sport-betting sites banners
    BASED AND GET FRICKED

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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