Gen 5 is a curse

>soulful animated 2D sprites
>best move animations
>best soundchip
>battle system as a whole is a lot faster than Gen 4's, and is actually playable at normal speed

>but it's trapped in the worst-looking, most linear region of all the 2D games
>no remakes either, so Yawnova is the only option to play through
>seasons butcher the aesthetic of a lot of the areas
>mon selection is awful; it's either shitty Gen 5 mons or a small handful of cherrypicked older ones

I honestly wish they remade Gen 3 with the Gen 5 engine; it would've looked and played SO good, would've had a way better mon pool, and would've cut out all that seasonal trash.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Download a romhack if you hate gen 5 (or literally any gen) for that matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 5 doesn't have ROMhacks that improve the actual region

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's there to improve? Unova is already kino as is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          more anthea and concordia appearances
          also more rotation battles. a LOT more rotation battles.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How about making a region more complex than a fricking loop?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's dumb when there are gyms in two towns back to back, unless there's like a big dungeon/story event between the two

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The whole game looks worse than fricking mystery dungeon eos

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>mon selection is awful;
    not its not, its objectively the best because it directly avoids the "Kanto Expansion Pack" problem everyone hates about Johto. Unova was intended as Masuda's Magnum Opus, they didn't want the Unovas Pokemon be seen as forgettable filler like Johto's are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neanwthile, the actual reactions to the dex
      >bootleg Kanto

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hoenn isn't insecure about its connections to Kanto, and yet it's one of the most beloved regions of all time. It's almost like the best way to make a new gen is to keep the old stuff that was good and throw away the stuff that was bad, not just throwing away all your progress and starting over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and yet it's one of the most beloved regions of all time
        by nostalgiagays, maybe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah! Instead of being Kanto's Expansion Pack, it's Kanto's Imitator, and you know what they say about imitation being the most sincere form of flattery...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It imitated gen 1, that's why nobody liked it at the time, plus it also was extremely linear... I think that was the main reason I didn't like it as a kid along with not liking half the new dex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >johto out of nowhere
      what with is this dumbass spam lately?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking any pokemon game was ever fast
    Why are they still unable to display text during the move animations?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 5 is actually playable at 1x speed, everything flows so smoothly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is playable at 1x speed that's not the issue here and that doesn't means the game is fast
        What makes the pokemon battle system slow has never been touched in any pokemon games except for spinoffs like the Stadiums, ColoXD and PBR

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Everything is playable at 1x speed

          No, not really. Gen 1 and 2 aren't. Gen 4 specially is a fricking chore at 1x.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think you just have a tiktoker attention span

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry anon, I'm not 5 any more. I can't spend 40 seconds fainting blissey any more

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you playing gen 5? It also has the HP bar bug

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I play renegade platinum with the 60fps hack on real hardware. Pretty smooth

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just play shitty qolslop that doesn't account for its own frame rate and desynchs the music and animation because the hack author is moronic
                No thanks, i'll pass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cope rant

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >soulful animated 2D sprites
    srrt

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take but I wish every game locked you into only having using new mons, at least until late in the game.

    Most people only use new ones anyway, I like that gen 5 gives you a lot to choose from, and it helps make the game actually feel fresh.

    Only real problem with Gen 5's mons is that a lot of them are just lamer versions of gen 1 mons that I already didn't care about, I wish they were a bit more unique, tho I feel like it probably has about as many stand-outs as gen 1 does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. It would be more regressive for them to continiously try to reinvent the wheel every time a new generation is released. With the amount of Pokemon in the series, you can definitely find and create new opportunities for old Pokemon to have in regions. Just requires actual experimentation and a desire to create games that don't try and 1:1 the originals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of the worst autistic mindsets that plagues this series. what's the point of making 150 new Pokemon for this purpose when half of them are just going to be blatant ripoffs of older Pokemon anyway. there's nothing wrong with using older Pokemon, I seriously doubt you've used every single old Pokemon anyway, so there should still be plenty that are new to you, and it let's GF put the spotlight on some that were underutilized before. I would rather they put in the dev time towards polishing the game and designing exciting new Pokemon instead of just churning out designs to fill every niche *again*. (not that they put in any effort nowadays, but in an ideal world). Gen 3 strikes the perfect balance imp of having enough new Pokemon to give Hoenn a unique identity, but using older Pokemon where appropriate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agree with this, just getting rid of the old pokemon is moronic

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ORASzoomer here, I thought it looked ugly, but I enjoyed it (b2w2 much more than bw) I still hate how conkeldurr looks like a muppet though

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best move animations
    >best soundchip
    Nah if anything they're the worst. I can hardly take those two aspects of Gen 5 seriously. So much so that I turn off the Battle Effects every single time.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey
    at least it isnt violet or scarlet
    ugliest fricking games ever with no style

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish pokemon stayed pixel styled with pixel sprites
    they could have improved the quality of the sprites like they did with some of the icons, which is more noticeable in swsh

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >soulful animated sprites

    Maybe on the new Pokemon, but the returning ones were 90% just static gen 4 sprites with tweening puppet rigs slapped on. Raikou in particular is extremely soulless.

    The art styles on a handful of them look mismatched with how some were pulled from HG/SS and others from Diamond/Pearl because they wanted to pick the most static poses between games to make them easier to animate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is sniffing soulless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the idle wobbling is weird but that lean is pretty swanky

        The base sprite it’s modeled after had a frame for it roaring and they decided to keep it static with an awkward head wobble

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the idle wobbling is weird but that lean is pretty swanky

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