Gen9 GET THAT ASS BANNED

NEXT UP ON THE LIST... GLISCOR

WHAT ABOUT GOLD OR KING?
GOLD WILL COME AFTER GLISCOR. KING PROBABLY WILL NOT GET SUSPECTED AT ALL

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the fichinator saw pasta

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, Finchinator. I would like to play a game.

      For years, you have abused your authority as a Smogon moderator and community leader, treating the OU metagame like your own personal fiefdom and leaving its playerbase to suffer through the cancerous stall-infested metagame your tiering decisions inevitably create.

      Perhaps the best example of your abuse of power was in 2021, when you lost to BIHI's unboosted Kyurem lead in only eleven turns, bruising your inflated ego and ruining your chances of winning the tournament that you had entered. Rather than learning from your misplays and structuring your future teams to adapt to a threat you hadn't accounted for, you took the nuclear option and called upon your cronies in the OU council to begin a suspect test, damning Kyurem to a tier where it was hopelessly outclassed for the fourth generation in a row.

      The game is simple.

      Before you is a computer running a modified instance of Pokémon Showdown with no chatrooms, logged in under a throwaway account that was muted sitewide for saying a transphobic slur in The Happy Place.

      When the timer starts, you will have 15 minutes to go into the teambuilder and create a Gen 8 OU team.

      When time is up, you will be locked out of the teambuilder and receive an invitation to play a single match against a stall player with an Elo rating of 1867.

      For every turn this battle lasts, the temperature in your room will drop by one degree Celsius. Let the battle stretch on long enough, and your corpse will end up as frigid as Kyurem's heart.

      If you win the match, the restraints keeping you in your chair will unlock, leaving you free to walk out of this room through the door to your left.

      If you lose, forfeit, or open another computer application, the computer will turn off and the door will close, leaving you to suffer a slow, agonizing death until you freeze to death or starve - whichever comes first.

      Redemption, or damnation. The choice is yours, Finchinator.

      Time starts now.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of those well deserved their ban and if you argue about "BST" you have 70 IQ.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Volcarona is only banned because they won’t ban Tera
      Baxcalibur could come back if they banned either Light Clay or Aurora Veil

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of these were banned because they counter Stall, you know.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, why do you think Gholdengo, Gliscor's main enabler, is still kicking?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What currently used stall cores do they counter?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Volc wasn't broken keep coping low elo shitter

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gliscor getting banned will be the funniest shit ever. These people really will just cover their ears and shout to avoid hearing about tera or goldfinger being a problem

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand their hesitance on banning tera because it would be two Gens in a row where singles can't use the generational gimmick.
      Even though I think Dynamax is a shit mechanic, maybe it shouldn't have been banned because Gen 8 was boring as frick on the singles Smogon side after everything was said and done. I'd rather have no gimmicks at all in the first place, but Game Freak is gonna keep doing them because they want a "hook" for each Gen.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather have no gimmicks at all in the first place, but Game Freak is gonna keep doing them because they want a "hook" for each Gen.

        NTA, but It's sad they rather waste time and resources on a one-off gimmick rather than adding more content to the games and expanding on features already present. I started VGC in Gen 6 and I seriously miss super training. Wasn't a fan of megas, but I'm losing my drive to continue playing VGC because of the gimmicks. I can admit that the way things are ,maybe it's not for me. I wish I had played VGC early gens when I didn't have to worry about Heatran turning into a fairy type.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boring as frick is better than literally unplayable, which is what Dynamax OU was.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just ban the fricking gold abomination

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gimmicks shouldn’t be bannable, they’re game mechanics and don’t compete for space with Pokemon or items on a team

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don’t compete for space with Pokemon or items on a team
          That's not the point

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is. If every Pokemon had 200 in every stat next gen that wouldn’t mean they were “All Ubers”, it’d just mean the stats of all Pokemon went up. Pokemon can only be OP or UP relative to other Pokemon.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fanfic meta. their tiers mean nothing in the actual real games.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol they would never ban volcarona, they're smarter than that!
    >lol they would never ban espathra, they're smarter than that!
    >lol they would never ban bax, they're smarter than that!
    >lol they would never ban gliscor, they're smarter than that! <---- YOU ARE HERE
    >lol they would never ban torterra, they're smarter than that!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      torterra should have gotten shell smash ten years ago, they can't do this to my boy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol they would never ban torterra
      Why would they ban it from RU? It's a pretty low rank Pokemon there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks Torterra is broken
        This is bait.

        moron posts

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Torterra is broken
      This is bait.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Gliscor get banned? It’s a stallmon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You answered yourself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don’t ban stallmons

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just ban Tera? These bans are ridiculous.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they’re trying as hard as possible to not ban the gimmick of the gen a second time in a row

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly not their fault though. Gamefreak clearly is creatively bankrupt and things are only going to get worse as long as they insist on making these moronic gimmicks each gen. Things will be fun again if GF just stops trying to make these gimmicks or at least keep them for side content and out of comp.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The gimmicks will continue to be made every gen because GameFreak's scared of genuinely innovating the fundamental system, but also doesn't want things to get stale despite evidence pointing towards the vast majority not caring that they're still buying a game that's identical to Gen 1 Pokemon at its absolute core in regards to the gameplay loop.
          Yo-Kai Watch being successful in Japan for a little while literally mindbroke them and we're STILL feeling its effects even to this day.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but also doesn't want things to get stale despite evidence pointing towards the vast majority not caring that they're still buying a game that's identical to Gen 1 Pokemon at its absolute core in regards to the gameplay loop.

            This is the part that pisses me off. People will still buy the games even if they have no gimmick. I highly doubt anyone is buying these games or playing comp purely for the gimmick. Battling is fun. Teambuilding is fun. innovating is fun. Teambuilding for gimmicks and then having to start all over again net gen for another is not fun.They really should just ban Tera all together. If it was up to me, I would ban all gimmicks and have the games pure again like they were back in Gen 1-5. It's just sad to see all these bans because of some shitty gimmick.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tera as a whole getting banned is probably going to boil down to what happens with the 19th Tera Type and any further special snowflake Tera Forms that belong to Pokemon that are normally shitmons that makes them monstrously good in a way that the whole species gets banned because "don't want muh complicated bans", you can tell they REALLY don't want to cast judgement too soon after all of the memes and shitposting about how quickly Dynamax got banned from Smogon's Gen 8 formats.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I agree with you 100%.
                Guess we will find out, come December but knowing Gamefreak I'm sure this 19th Type is going to be broken and just make the powercreep even worse. I know it was meme'd on but banning Dynamax was a good decision and they really should just straight up ban gimmicks quickly if they know it's going to cause a bunch of discourse down the line and the banning of many mons that would easily be checked if it wasn't for gamefreaks incompetence.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dynashit was clearly unplayable
                Tera was harder to judge but at this point anyone can see how shit the meta is as a byproduct of its stay

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would still much rather put up with Tera-BS than a stale format. Tera typing choices are pretty fluid, so there's a Sub-Meta existing in the current meta.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are regarding a teraless format as "stale", so the previous 8 gens were stale? Wtf.
                Meta enjoyment is at an all time low and tera is the reason. Very cool on paper but extremely cheap and annoying. They banned 1/8th of the new dex and the game is still unplayable, at this point I'm ready to blame it on tera

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tera typing choices are pretty fluid
                Lol
                lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The gimmicks will continue to be made every gen because GameFreak's scared of genuinely innovating the fundamental system
            You are one of those losers who wants to go full real-time like FF, don't you? Piss Fantasy lost all of its soul after going that route. If you want the pokémon to switch to that style so bad, perhaps you should simply stop playing altogether.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >DURR IF YOU DON'T LIKE GIMMICKS, YOU JUST WANT REALTIME BATTLES!
              Not what I said, dipshit. There's still ways they can innovate turn-based battling without resorting to abandoning it altogether, but gimmicks that rotate every three years aren't it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're waiting see if dlc2 will bring any new moves to help stabilize the meta. Only then will they hold another vote for tera.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're waiting to see what the 19th Tera Type does. Also, if they ban it now they'll have at least a loud minority yelling that the term meta might be balanced by the influx on new abusers, or some shit like that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gliscor isn't broken because it can terastalize.
      Most of the bans happened independently of tera.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's definitely because it's otherwise the same as it was back in gen 5 with no issue but now with spikes, the absolute horror

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gholdengo means that removing hazards is near impossible, and now everything has Knock Off to remove boots.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            so of course the obvious problem is gliscor then, he's simply too good at putting down those spikes that can't be removed because of somebody else

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought /vp/ hated stall, now you're crying about a defensive mon being banned.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's simply idiotic to think that the problem is who sets the hazards and not the omnipresent force that shuts down all counterplay against them

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the best spikes setter in the game right now. Don't worry, Gholdengo is next.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just dont get it do you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                gliscor beats stall and balance tho

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                but Gliscor itself is stall

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Volcarona and Roaring Moon were banned because of Tera, also probably Regieleki

        yeah it's definitely because it's otherwise the same as it was back in gen 5 with no issue but now with spikes, the absolute horror

        Gliscor isn't necessarily the problem, the actual problem is Gholdengo making removing hazards basically impossible. Its just that Gliscor is the best hazard setter in the game and its versatile enough that it can be an offensive threat if its a SD set

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're waiting for dlc2 to drop first. Compared to the beginning of the gen I think there's a lot more sentiment now that tera needs to go.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-IS THAT A NON-SHITMONG? HECKING BAN HIM BAN BAN BAN

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Blood Moon Ursaluna banned?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a decent offense pokemon
      same with roaring moon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unwallable and uncounterable Pokemon is "decent"
        What do you consider a great offense option?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great would be something like Miraidon or Koraidon, which are legendaries.

          Day one OU was the best

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean great for OU standards.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing could take hits from it. Even Blissey just got set up on.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point why not make a tier between Über and OU? Half of these are complete shitmons in Über.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already been made but it's too small to be officialized yet.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably waiting for the meta to "settle" once DLC2 releases by merit of there no longer being any new mechanics or features before considering anything like that, but there's already plenty of unofficial format activity for the tier you've proposed going by the name UUbers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably waiting for the meta to "settle" once DLC2 releases by merit of there no longer being any new mechanics or features before considering anything like that, but there's already plenty of unofficial format activity for the tier you've proposed going by the name UUbers.

      UUbers is pretty fun. Most of the meta-warpings Ubers are still filtered out, so you see a lot of non-Ubers in the tier.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's already been made but it's too small to be officialized yet.

        Oh, it’s a thing know apparently

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ubers was envisioned as OUBL, its already a “between” tier. Though Ubers has developed to the point where it pretty much is a teir, it’s still a banlist first.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring her back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep mistaking the wings for buttcheeks

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting elo should be obligatory for anyone who whines about Tera

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting [FANFIC NUMBERS] should be obligatory for anyone who whines about Tera

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your fanfic numbers for discussing the fanfic meta's ban choices.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1083

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will you say the same thing next time Gamefreak makes another shitty gimmick? Of course you will.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        elo
        now

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they ban gliscor and not kingambit im never playing gen 9 ou again

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Finchinator. I would like to play a game.

    For years, you have abused your authority as a Smogon moderator and community leader, treating the OU metagame like your own personal fiefdom and leaving its playerbase to suffer through the cancerous stall-infested metagame your tiering decisions inevitably create.

    Perhaps the best example of your abuse of power was in 2021, when you lost to BIHI's unboosted Kyurem lead in only eleven turns, bruising your inflated ego and ruining your chances of winning the tournament that you had entered. Rather than learning from your misplays and structuring your future teams to adapt to a threat you hadn't accounted for, you took the nuclear option and called upon your cronies in the OU council to begin a suspect test, damning Kyurem to a tier where it was hopelessly outclassed for the fourth generation in a row.

    The game is simple.

    Before you is a computer running a modified instance of Pokémon Showdown with no chatrooms, logged in under a throwaway account that was muted sitewide for saying a transphobic slur in The Happy Place.

    When the timer starts, you will have 15 minutes to go into the teambuilder and create a Gen 8 OU team.

    When time is up, you will be locked out of the teambuilder and receive an invitation to play a single match against a stall player with an Elo rating of 1867.

    For every turn this battle lasts, the temperature in your room will drop by one degree Celsius. Let the battle stretch on long enough, and your corpse will end up as frigid as Kyurem's heart.

    If you win the match, the restraints keeping you in your chair will unlock, leaving you free to walk out of this room through the door to your left.

    If you lose, forfeit, or open another computer application, the computer will turn off and the door will close, leaving you to suffer a slow, agonizing death until you freeze to death or starve - whichever comes first.

    Redemption, or damnation. The choice is yours, Finchinator.

    Time starts now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I don't understand I can play with all these pokemon just fine? The game doesn't stop me?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual Finch bans King’s Rock
    Serene Grace is okay

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    when do they implement the ingame restriction that battles only last 60 minutes into their '''''''''''''simulator'''''''''''''?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toxic, earthquake, stealth rock, u-turn Landorus therian
    🙂
    >toxic, earthquake, stealth rock, u-tun Gliscor
    >:(

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth rock Gliscor
      moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        my bad
        >toxic, earthquake, stealth rock, u-turn Landorus therian
        🙂
        >toxic, earthquake, spikes, u-tun Gliscor
        >:(

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >landorus
          >toxic
          im not sure how to tell you this anon... our boy lost all his good moves...

          >be premier stallmon with excellent typing, stats, ability and moves
          >this is fine
          >trade your great healing move for a garden variety hazard
          >over the line ban it now

          Two factors for Gliscor's ascendancy: the lack of strong water/ice types to deal with it because of Dexit, and Gholdengo being the ultimate counter to hazard removal.
          Gholdengo should be banned, but Smogon probably won't have the guts since it's dominated the meta from the beginning of the gen.

          It's important because hazards and especially spikes are really broken this gen, and Gliscor is probably the best spiker out there
          What's moronic though is to ban Gliscor for being a very good spiker in a spike meta instead of banning what created the spike meta in the first place (Gholdengo)

          theres literally no reason to ban gliscor if things like goldengho and gambit and tera arent considered broken.
          >muh spikes
          immortal grounds spamming hazards existed forever before gliscor dropped
          >muh no counters
          give me a fricking break, defensive pokemon dont need counters, it just shits on the useless passive mons on balance and fat that rely on chip and status and knock off to do anything.
          >b-but healing moves got nerfed which makes toxic heal too strong!
          another incidence of balancegays relying on chip and pp reduction. HO has near zero problem with gliscor. its annoying but it isnt stopping me from winning the game because gliscor is only overbearing vs passive teams.
          >spikes are broken
          every defogger sucks ass besides corv. im not joking, look at how dogshit all of them are this gen even if goldengho gets removed. you can remove all the good spikers and goldengho and we would still be running hdb spam because theres no good hazard removers outside of something like tusk or quaval
          IF gliscor gets banned before tera, ogerpon, kingbullshit, or dengo then OU is officially a clown meta

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >IF gliscor gets banned before tera, ogerpon, kingbullshit, or dengo then OU is officially a clown meta
            Finch made it a clown meta from the getgo.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be premier stallmon with excellent typing, stats, ability and moves
    >this is fine
    >trade your great healing move for a garden variety hazard
    >over the line ban it now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two factors for Gliscor's ascendancy: the lack of strong water/ice types to deal with it because of Dexit, and Gholdengo being the ultimate counter to hazard removal.
      Gholdengo should be banned, but Smogon probably won't have the guts since it's dominated the meta from the beginning of the gen.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the lack of strong water/ice types to deal with it because they banned them all
        ftfy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny it's true, any ice types worth a damn who run Freeze-Dry, a method that could VERY safely counter Tera Water Gliscor, are stuck in Ubers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's important because hazards and especially spikes are really broken this gen, and Gliscor is probably the best spiker out there
      What's moronic though is to ban Gliscor for being a very good spiker in a spike meta instead of banning what created the spike meta in the first place (Gholdengo)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't just that, you gotta consider hidden power is gone so there are not too many reliable moves that can deal with gliscor swiftly
      oh and that water or ice move you clicked, sorry I tera watered, toxic'd you, and then can protect next turn and probably overall gain health from this interaction

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can just tera fairy anyway then what does it matter that you've hidden power ice

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only things on standard stall teams that can really hit Gliscor are Tusk if its running Ice Spinner or Dondozo if it gets lucky with its Sleep Talks.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda miss Palafin, really stupid but also fun mon.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking dogshit Gen

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