Genesis X
Melee Top 8
https://www.twitch.tv/genesisgg
https://www.youtube.com/live/Nk5cGOZcpsU
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
GENESIS MELEE TOP 8
Genesis X
Melee Top 8
https://www.twitch.tv/genesisgg
https://www.youtube.com/live/Nk5cGOZcpsU
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>check top 8
>close top 8
Zzzzzz
YOU GUYS SAID AMSA CAN'T BEAT IBDW TWO SETS
He can't. Reverse 3-0 is under way.
I'm starting to believe but I'm also scared. aMsa needed that 3-0.
GIVE AMSA YOUR ENERGY
i wonder what amsa's eggs smell like
haha do you think he smells them after pooping
haha
>amsa
>1824: israeliteS BURY DINOSAURS TO PROMOTE ATHEISM
>2024: DINOSAUR WILL BURY israelite TO PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
cody will win
also trans rights
yes
no
I fricking hate Melee Yoshi so much - but take my energy anyway Amsa!
>Can't even break 40k viewers
Smash used to have 70-90k. It's so dead LMAO
Good fricking riddance.
Ultroon made us start 2 hours late
Explain the consistent decline in viewership then you dumb latnix Black person
It really is a sad state, both melee and ultimate are in the dumpster right now
>Doubting AMSA
APEX 2014 was the first major I watched with Ganker.
Crazy to think I've been doing this with some of yall for so long.
Same bro. That was one of the first tournaments I really remember. Glad good melee is still being played
the good ol' troony free days
The end of Summit still hurts
The first time I started going to these SSBM threads was back when chillindude dropped his leffen diss track, good times
Thats actually when I first learned about competetive smash. I was following S@X, because thats what was advertised on the apex webpage. But 2 months later, when Apex happened, I completely forgot about it. A shame, its a fun watch.
S@X was great, also Get Smashed At The Foundry was fun to watch live
ded game
THE JUDEN FEAR THE SAMURAI
Ganker i love trannies so much
asma! o/
shoutouts to notches yo he was the top link main back in the day
Cody is one cracked motherfricker
fricking amsa is a god
>shoutouts to notchers
the absolute state
stop explaining basic mechanics like its evo 2016
this israeli homosexual is completely mind broken
no emotion, no feelings, no facial expressions
he's just a machine fueled by ADHD meds
Even winning one set against a fox on stadium is big. I think amsa will reset it but I dunno about winning 2 sets.
>I think amsa will reset it
he won't and was never going to
>explaining asdi
how long until they start needing to explain L-cancelling because they need to fill time
evens amsa wins
odds the israelites win
Its over for AMSA
NO NO NO NO
CHECK THE FRICKING DISC
THERE IS NO SUPERARMOR
SLIPPI BROKE IT
the clock has struck midnight
the spell is broken
it's over
Ahhhhh
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHJHHJ
I guess cody was just toying with him all along
whoa 69% i thought it was 42%
i'll acknowledge you anon
timeline:
>mango/zain tier
>cody/zain tier
>CODY TIER <-- you are here
and I'm big chillin'
>Mango/Zain tier
you just reminded me of that, fricking hilarious how mango tried to push that shit, completely desperate
>ibdw is ambiguous with his transition
what did hmw mean by this
he gave us false hope..
gotta love the codester
ya just gotta!
go back to Ganker and donnt mention this troony fricker in the same breath as our king of black pussy
is cody into trains? expand
ADDERALL ACTIVATING! DOUBLE DOSE!
EMILY! TURN OFF MY AUTISM INHIBITORS!
I love the movie 42, it's Chadwick Boseman like you've never seen him before
Ultimate peaked at 60K, melee lost
D
SGUSTING
NAH I'D WIN
>the way it always sounds like HMW is calling Vish 'bitch'
*CLAP*
*CLAP*
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
the israelite fears the samurai
amsa will win, it is foretold
amsa needs to stop getting hit by these raw usmashes
these mashouts really do make you realize how vynase boy has modified his controller
nobody else can mash out that fast and I don't think it's just the meds
>nobody else can mash out that fast
Ludwig can
HES FLUBBING BROS THE VYSANE IS WEARING OFF
aMsa winning this tournament would prove to me that there is a just God in this world.
There is a god, but his son is israeli.
good things never happen
the crowd fricking loves amsa
i fricking love amsa
we all fricking love amsa
wait a MINUTE b***h
Bummer.
See you guys next major.
FRICKING KNEW IT
homosexual
Shit set
Melee is dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A CHOKE
God isn’t real
I'm out. later anons.
post nudes anyways
Somebody break Vyvanse Boy's hands
sorry straightgays, you lose
it sucks
gg amsa i love you
MELEE is DEAD
i fricking hate fox bros
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Would Zain have done any better?
no he's a washed up jobber, Amsa was the better player and this was the best he could muster
Cody was confirmed winning the very moment he beat Wizzrobe's ass; that was the only possible dark horse who could have done it
vysane hitting just right
holy shit this "celebration"
dude is drugged out of his fricking mind and this troony infested community just allows it because at least he's an "ally"
You mean Vyvanse?
Melee is dead confirmed.
dead crowd..
SASUGA CODY-SAN
YOU *VILL* NEVER DOUBT GOATY SCHWAB
cody>m2k and ken on the all time list.
enough time has passed.
Verification not required.
god i fricking hate cody
Cody having an Hbox run where he wins every major for like 3 years would unironically kill melee. He's so bland and unlikable. Nobody wants to see that
We literally just need one more good Falco. He doesn't even need to make top 8, we just need another Falco who's great against Fox and iBDW will no longer be on top.
there hasn't been a good falco since ppmd
>the fate of melee rests on ginger, fiction, or Robert large spheres getting good
grim
cody was enjoyable back in 2016-2017, hell even until 2020ish, felt like he had some personality back then
these last few years though, he's just a druggie homosexual with no personality, even though m2k was literally an autist, m2k had so much charm and that weird sperg charisma around him
so you prefered him when he was a seething manchild nobody who never won
unironically yes
Can't kill what's already dead.
First of all, Leffen always mopes when he loses. Secondly, he's been saying for years that he's putting melee on the backburner.
The point of the tweet was the fact that it isn't financially viable to travel for Melee tournaments anymore. It's safer financially to go pro in GG/Tekken instead.
post that fricking prostitutes nudes
TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS
No you guys don't understand, the vyvanse just makes him "normal". It's completely normal for him to have superhuman reaction times and focus! Without it, he would be so slow and unfocused!!
its completely normal for him to take 3x the doctor recommended dosage, do NOT complain.
Does he actually take that much
cardiac arrest in 10 years tops.
ANOTHER W FOR THE TRANS COMMUNITY
>east coasters stayed up for this
shut the frick up its 7 am here
bro it's 1 am, I'm not even halfway through my nightly routine
I’m gonna watch Mango the Musical and cry
He would have stopped him
APOLOGIZE
Fraudg0 would lose game 1 and go Doc Lee
the only this he is gonna stop is his heart if he doesnt lose weight
genuinely fricking hilarious that hbox has mindfricked mang0 so bad that he will never beat him again
He bustered out at 9th again
Is he just getting old or is he not putting in the time? I haven't been keeping up with the players
Mango has been a joke since 2018 at the latest
the tl;dr is that armada made a tweet longer about the toxic culture mang0 and lucky had over the community and it BTFO'd mang0 so hard he literally had to see a psychologist
Mango is a fat, dumb latinx homosexual who was on welfare until vc money made him rich in 2016
I hope he khs
>be dudes having fun playing vidya
>swede screeches about dudes having fun
>but this is 20xx so you have to pay attention and learn or whatever
>never do good again
Being an ass and having a good time is what made Mang0 win. He lived off strife and shitting on people. Now that current political climate doesn't allow that he just seems pathetic
The problem really was that after Armada retired and went to sit in his corner and speedrun 64 Mang0 started actually losing more and got extremely defensive over the "goat" discussion to the point of constantly bringing Armada up. Armada dropped the twitlonger because he was tired of living rent free in Mang0 and his fans heads.
bro spent the last month doing nothing but grinding and even hosting a bootcamp before genesis with all the top players only to lose to jmook and then give up after losing a single game to hbox for 9th
more like spent hte last month drinking and playing rivals 2
>give up after losing a single game to hbox for 9th
mindbroken
if you guys actually watched the bootcamp footage uploaded to Mango's channel you'd see that he and everyone else there (except Cody) were already playing like trash and never stood a ghost of a chance of beating Cody
no, why would I watch a drunk middle aged fatass pretend like he's still good at a 20 year old game while his fans suck him off and paypig his mortgage. only reason I know how "serious" he's been about melee is his dickriding fans and commentators like toph talking about it nonstop all tourney
mango nation in shambles
Mang0 is hilarious and has frequent wise takes on the state of Melee
>t. dicksucking paypig
kys
>t. paid half of mang0's 401k
EARTHROCKER STATUS?
I'm going to get really high and edge my brains out
Anyone else
I’m just gonna get high and watch some StarCraft
Same, it's the only way I can cope with Amsa letting me down
I will not apologize to the buster
you literally have to play perfect to beat cody as yoshi
tag?
the best part about this tourney is that Zain made Leffen retire... again X^^^^^^^^D
>root against mango because he's the most popular player
>cry when schwab wins
you literally ask for this every time. literally every single tournament
Now that the dust has settled, who's the top 5 melee players of ALL TIME?
5. Wesballs
4. Justin Wong
3. Isai(if he doesn't sandbag)
2. Chudat
1. Zero
if you account for being best of their time frame?
ken as the original king, he's like the slayers_b0xer of melee, so many old players would never have started playing without his impact
m2k for being unstoppable but also being the pioneer of truly understanding frame data and technical aspects
mang0 for being the best of the five gods for much of the early 10s era, once m2k started to slip
hbox for carrying the second half of the 10s, going pretty much undefeated for 3 years despite every single person spending half their time workshopping to try to beat him
and uh frick the last few years they're just pretty shit, sure there are "best" players but it just comes down to who's FOTM and who's coked up on the most adderall
>m2k for being unstoppable
doc revisionism. put armada instead.
armada was also strong but you massively undervalue the impact m2k had on the entire community's understanding of the game
before m2k it was largely people playing by feel, m2k brought his "perfect" gameplay forward and rode on it for years
ironically, it was when other people started to become as technical as m2k, that m2k started to fall since he no longer had any gimmicks to rely on
M2K is my favorite player of all time, even though he has been surpassed many times over throughout the years. I will say he kept it remarkably competitive with Armada in 2016-2018.
it wasn't competitive, Armada beat him most every time
Marth vs Peach however is a riveting matchup, especially their rendition, and that's where the excitement lay
m2k has only won a set against armada like, what, 3 time in his entire career?
m2k was never super dominant. sure he contributed a lot to the scene, but you'd never put fizzi on a goat list would you?
he was good, but never for sure the best. he didnt have a year where he was no 1.
1. Armada
2. Hbox
3. Mango
4. IBDW/M2K/leffen (hard to differentiate with historic/current results)
5. Zain
melee pre-2013 doesn't matter, ppmd is a meme btw
>says ppmd is a meme
>puts mang0, the biggest meme of all time at 3rd
Swap zain and mang0 at least
PPMD is the only good Falco player in relevant history.
lol at zain and ibdw. thats like putting people who are good at 3rd strike and mvc2 now at the top over justin wong and daigo.
correct list is
1. armada
2. hbox
3. mango
4/5. ken/m2k
6. leffen
you are correct that ppmd is overrated though
>Ken
lol
seething zoomer never witnessed the most dominant melee player of all time
>t. ult kiddie who only watched a youtube shorts version of the documentary
dominating at a time when no one gave a frick about melee's comp scene doesn't matter. I bet you consider PC Chris top ten or some shit too.
no one gave a frick about any esport before 2010. that doesn't mean daigo and jwong arent 1 and 2 on the best fighting game players of all time list.
daigo and j Wong continued to have results after that dumbo
glad we can all agree armada is the unambiguous god of melee history
anyone who's ever doubted this is a complete baboon moron, guy never went below top 5 in a tournament during the game's most active years and hardly ever lost to another God (m2k). Also the only player to not be negative against anyone.
>>>>pre-2013 doesnt matter
Then how is mango even top 5, let alone 3rd. The peak of mangos career was pretty much all pre-2013 and the idea that mango had a second peak more recently is the most forced narrative this game has ever seen
he genuinely was the second best player in the world (with a significant power gap to numbers 1 and 3) during the online era. i hate mango, but thats just true.
he was a solid third during melee's peak in competitive play (2016-2018) behind armada/hbox
>he was a solid third during melee's peak in competitive play (2016-2018) behind armada/hbox
no that was Leffen moreso
not even close, look up majors during 2016-2018
I did, you go do that homie
how much of this vyvanse shit is actually true? 3x the recommended dosage?
No idea how much he actually takes but dude is very open about using it and timing it during his tournament runs so that it doesn't wear off to the point of complaining about delays purely because of his meds wearing off. Melee's best player is openly on performance enhancers and no one can do anything about it.
bc he's openly a israeli troony fricker and he knows that makes him an untouchable.
WITH israeliteS YOU LOSE
it's more like there's no way you can argue against a prescription without coming off as unhinged
>i need it cause i get spooked of crowds 🙁
>literally needs drugs to win
>also has a cheating controller
what a fraud
>every real life sport has rules against doping and drug/steroid use
>esports, despite the entire fricking term esports being gay as frick, somehow allows this because israeli troonyfrickers
>in spite of esports trying to mimic real sports in presentation and widespread appeal for the last 10 years
real life sports allow all sorts of banned substances if you have a medical condition that warrants their use
Asunaposting
Imagine if there's a woman irl who looked exactly like this
There probably is.
Asuna is way too idealized, there's just no way.
Nah, there's gotta be someone like her.
>you can fake a medical condition to get drugs that would be banned if you didn't have the medical condition
>being scared of crowds during a social event where you have to perform in front of a crowd is a good enough reason to be allowed to take simulants that far exceed others skill
lol
israeli troony fricker that also fricked his mom, takes drugs for matches, and uses a cheating controller like a lot of top players. Makes Fox look so unbelievably broken like no other player before him did. I am convinced that if you are a fan of hi, you are simply not human. Your taste in professional Melee players is shit.
>Makes Fox look so unbelievably broken like no other player before him did.
Not really. His Fox is just really boring.
That's how he made fox broken. Fox has been held back for years by players trying to be stylish to the detriment of winning.
>fricked his mom
Worse. He lied about it for attention then got away with it. He is the israeliteiest israelite to ever israelite in this scene
qrd
It was during some other twitter drama for other players and the whole sex pest bullshit. He dropped a twitlonger talking about how his mom groomed him and started fricking him when he was 14. Later said yeah they didnt have sex but she definately totally sexually assaulted him. This is also how hax got banned since he insulted him and called bullshit
You don't hate Fox. You hate iBDW.
I hate him too
True. And he’s honestly the only player I hate. Everyone else is fine by me.
i hate both. playing shitter foxes with notches on so they get perfect ledgedashes every time is annoying. so is pretty much everything about him. i fricking hate fox.
you are correct, i genuinely do not hate fox, but i do fricking hate ibbw
Hax$ would be showing us some sick ass Fox if he wasn't a moronic schizo
His hand exploded years ago. Leffen's all we have for sick Fox play, but only if commits to the game instead of dicking around in Soive.
leffen is a rivals 2 player now, actually
I hate neither actually.
fox can be cool, ibdw is a giant gay, even most of the crowd didn't want him to win, it's obvious from the low energy cheering. that shit would be popping off if amsa won the first set
leffen made top 6 and only practiced 2 weeks and then literally retired
the absolute state of mang0chuds
Well
Anyone got any cool plans after this?
gonna jack it and then play some mgs2.
>mgs2
As in Metal Gear? Sick choice.
im gonna give buckshot roulette a try, then jerk off, then play p3r
I'm gonna frick your butthole. I'm 5 minutes away.
it's full of maggots but cum on in bigboy
Perfect
RATE THIS GENESIS FOR bot ULTIMATE AND MELEE??
3/10
>Ultimate
I don’t watch Ultimate /10
>Melee
4-5/10
>ultimate
didn't watch
>melee
7/10
some good sets but a bad and predictable outcome
I was pleasantly surprised with this tournament's Top 32
Genesis X Melee Top 32 onward gets a 4 out of 5 stars from me; half a star deduction at worst
4/10. did not watch ult
>Ultimate
4/10
>Melee
6.5/10
Ultimate was pretty bad. Needed gluttony or less sonix. Melee was good. Some hype sets. But IBDW winning knocks it down
Ultimate was great, Zomba's black horse run and kino heel shit talking was excellent. Plus, no Steves in top 8.
8/10
Melee was a bit disappointing. Wizzrobe was playing like shit. At least aMSa had a great run, but it's another C*dy win.
5/10
It reminded me why I stopped watching smash after the last summit. Nothing but disappointment. 3/10
Unfortunately got called into a meeting during grands. How was it?
would be heartbreaking if amsa had never won a major before. now its just feels bad
amsa made people believe he could reset
then cody locked in
it was pretty good Melee but Amsa just is not on Cody's level; Cody warmed up and then downloaded him to deny a reset and beat him once again
How would coked up asma do?
nootropics should be standard
Cody literally takes an assload of stimulates before every major set like the israelite he is
stimulants before competing in a tournament: bad
alcohol before competing in a tournament: good
you guys seething need to reassess your values
>one is literally a performance enhancer
>the other makes you more sociable, slurry, and sloppy
lol
>thing that objectively should improve your play bad
>thing that is a fricking handicap good
yes
I fricking hate Nintendo but the smash community has repeatedly vindicated Nintendos treatment of smash and its competitive scene
I miss 2013-2018
>why the frick doesn't nintendo support the smash ultimate scene? its fricking nuts, frick that company
>days later, all of the smash ult pros are pedos
>Capcom cup starts in 2 days
Finally a real game
the real one or is this another qualifier regional?
them's the breaks when your "thing" is insane reaction tech chasing. you just get older and your reflexes slow down.
Hope you like JP.
>no punk
i sleep
now that the dust has settled, the idea of someone winning a million dollars for SF6 is genuinely repulsive
what a shit game
sf6 really is fricking terrible
sf5 was also bad, i could barely stand to watch it
sf4 had its share of problems but was also hype as frick to watch, what went so wrong aside from the obvious things like forced input delay to punish good players
SF6 is the best Street Fighter game of all time.
"No."
sf6 is fine for now but i could see this shit getting really stale in a year or two or three
at by that time ill still be enjoying melee
i'm just sad wizzy washed out so badly
i wanted to believe
You heard it yourself, leffen is all we have for sick fox play
Rest in pieces
lemao
I wish I was rich so I can host a 500k prize pool tournament where only unmodified OEM controllers are allowed and no preformance enhancers.
when's mafia
Cody had a very favorable bracket. I guess that's what you get when you're top seed.
>Cody had a very favorable bracket.
how homie?
he'd literally beat anyone you matched him up with
nobody is a "dodge" to Cody at this point; he's the final boss no matter what
Zain?
did you miss the FT10??
xanny isn't a threat, this has been settled definitively
Did Cody play anyone he lost to last year other than Leffen?
Fricking hell, Mew2king's stream is depressing. Glad he's getting tons of viewers during stuff like this, but then he just begs and begs for viewers to not leave
first time in a m2k stream? literally been his gimmick for years now
you can hear the panic in his voice as he watches the viewcount drop
Nah i've seen it before for sure, just sad to see. He just looks dead.
he literally just had a pity circlejerk thread on smash leddit the other week talking about why he doesnt play melee anymore and yet he still keeps latching on to it like a tsundere homosexual like Leffen
because he literally can't make money any other way
same reason why mango, hbox, and the rest still cling to it. Sure Mango and hbox could make a decent living without it, but not the six figures they're used to. m2k would barely get minimum wage
didn't he also join some kind of pyramid scheme recently too? blowing what little money he has on scams doesn't help things either
wouldn't be surpised, he's basically been taken advantage of his whole life since the empire arcadia days and just kept making shit decisions and having awful company
Say what you will about Zer0 but he was probably one of the only genuine friends M2K ever had and M2K pushed him away (not that I really blame him since I wouldn't want to get caught up in all that bullshit either)
can only think of those streams where m2k and zer0 were living in the same house and there was this fricking weird ass black guy who basically forced them to stream 12 hours a day and was a giga nazi about chat
some kind of like, vulture capitalist that was trying to prop up m2k like a star player and the guy behind Sandstorm? or w/e that absolute clusterfrick of a tourney was that ended someone pulling the power cable during grands.
weirdo black guy house? sounds like the sky williams rape mansion
oh that was sky williams. he got cancelled during the metoo stuff. or maybe it was pbnj. both were creepy, but sky was a shoot homosexual.
no, not sky williams. that's a whole nother can of worms
different dude
he had a black partner for mvg or empire arcadia way back in the day. i think it was triforce with emp arcadia, but i cant remember the other guy.
yea it was the MVG guy, guy was a dick
That's m2ks handler. Yes he has a big black dude has his handler. Why? Idk it is fricking weird
would you want to stay friends with a fricking pedophile that acts like the prototypical fedora tipping redditor, complete with a scarf that hides your neckbeard?
?t=233
SOVL
Oh did he? I didn't hear about that, but it wouldn't surprise me at all. He's been scammed before numerous times. He's way too trusting of the worst people. I think I heard that Domo might have even done something to him.
is it really that bad
his streams are insufferable, begging for twitch primes to have people play him in ult and advertising his metafy coaching shit every 5 seconds
hey shut the frick up will ya?
i need go to fap and play vidya
Here's a body to fap to.
cute boy
I'm too much of an executionlet to consistently get Bryan's blue spark fisherman slam
reminder that cody will NEVER get a sponsor and NEVER be a successful streamer because he's a charmless bore and while I am seething at him winning I know he is seething at these facts even more
the community may accept your questionable practices but these elephants in the room exists nonetheless and they dont exactly make you more likeable. that's why nobody turns in to your stream and no matter your opponent, the crowd will never cheer for you
he's a israelite and he literally owns a house and can auto-win every premier smash tourney
i doubt he genuinely gives a frick about a sponsor at this point despite all his retirement bluffs
no, I know he's seething because he said so multiple times in the past
his lack of community support is a constant sore spot for him because literally every other player who was even remotely as good as he is in the history of melee had no problem attracting a sponsor or getting some fans
i can only imagine cody's reverse pop off against hbox while reading this
yep
insecure posturing in a desperate attempt to look cool
I would feel bad for his utter lack of charisma if he wasnt such a cheater lol
it's funny to see so many top pros become the villains due to extended periods of dominance
then you look at amsa and I don't think anyone has ever said a bad word about him as a person, or booed him in a crowd
meanwhile cody has been an unlikable homosexual for the last 5 years and everybody wants him fricking gone with his vyvanse and macro controllers
>plays a dogshit worthless character at a top level
>extremely aggressive and fun playstyle
>based jap
he's perfect
Let's be honest, the problem with IBDW is really his personality. If there was a drugged up schizo who was based and fricked his own mom, he would be /ourguy/.
how does kodorin play as long and often as he does and not become a god by now
addicted to F-smash
amsa has to literally play perfect, it's just a cursed mu
To be fair, Kodorin is the second best Marth in the world
Melee is a famuluess soulful game with lots of wacky people, so it's genuinely disgusting to see such a soulless plane Jane druggie loser at the top
>his personality
you mean the complete and utter lack of one? that man is so coked up he's got a thousand yard stare that makes the most jaded vietnam veteran look sane and healthy by comparison
Frick Cody
he knows ibdw is a gay that wouldn't make top 8 without his performance enhancers and controller
anyone have a preferred chatbot that they like to fap to?
>reddit loves the troony fricking homosexual
poor amsa i wish he won
mang0 is a massive homosexual. not because he loses, but because he unironically calls himself the goat because he beat zain once in that smash summit.
he has not been the #1 player in almost a decade, spoilers, he won't be this year either. his weird insistence that he is the best to ever do it is such a desperate cope that u feel sorry for him. he never got over armada retiring and being the actual goat. if anything hungrybox has pretty much caught up to mango over the years and that dude just streams ultimate
he's number 1 for the people in their hearts because of how he plays. now that the zoomers are coming in with grinded out tech skill, cheating controllers, and only a desire to win and not have fun, he can't be number 1 the way he used to play.
so he is not the goat at all? got it, its all about who we like and our feelings
that's always been what every GOAT discussion has always been about, anon.
god you mango Black folk are unbelievable. everyone hates you, you know that?
that's not very wholesome chungus language, sir!! ibdw would ban you in his chat for that!
the fact he can't be hbox anymore is the final nail the coffin
their set score is 50-48 in mang0's favor but he hasn't beat hbox in years, I'd bet money mang0 retires before hbox surpasses him in H2H purely for spite and to feel like he's superior like armada and hold it over hbox
hbox streams ultimate 80% of the time and literally only played melee 3 times before genesis and still has his 10+ year top 8 at every event streak while mang0 spends hours every day playing melee and still busters out before top 8. anyone saying hbox is 3rd in the goat conversation these days is either delusional or a 71 month mang0 sub funding his kid's college tuition
Hungrybox has been solidly better than Mang0 for ages.
if armada is so good, why did he retire so soon? was he about to get exposed?
Considering how bad mang0 has been for like 4 years this is pretty impressive. If he retired for real with covid he would have probably kept his positive legacy
Does mang0 still play to win or does he just play for fun and love of melee/his fans?
If he plays for wins, then it doesn't look good
he didnt go doc
he wanted to win this time
if he wanted to win he would have gone fox
falco doesn't beat puff
he plays to win but the moment he runs into hbox or is sent to losers, he throws
he basically only trains a single mu at this point (falco v fox) which is good enough to let him coast through most brackets
Combination of ego and fans. He has said many many times he has wanted to retire but he is an entertainer at heart
because he was tired of getting hated on for no reason
so what you're saying is, he's a repressing troony?
He wanted to play bing bing wahoo and shart on stream
to be fair, his shart will never be topped
SHART?
Redpill me on the Armada shart incident
see
Armada won the most super majors in 2018 despite not even playing the full year when he retired. He didn't stop playing early, he prolonged his time just to prove he was the best. He left right when melee's popularity started to tank so he dominated during the peak.
well said
>you now remember sfat
?si=wpKfr4cbEKqqKC03
>thousands of people obsessing over another man shitting his pants
How does one reach this level of prestige?
Mmmmm yes quite pungent indeed my dear
https://youtube.com/shorts/KAdzjjpf1Ac?si=AxzyGrWYk43Dump4
That's the kind of flatulence I would expect from the worlds best Melee player 2bh.
>lying israelite wins
>thread dies
If literally anyone else won we would have hit bump limit by now
>thread dies
it didn't
>Melee's #1 player is a troonyfricker who lied about fricking his own mom for clout
Has it become worse than the FGC being ruled by a furry yet? It really feels like it has.
>FGC
>ruled by a furry
If you mean sonicfox he literally only ever played meme games that no one really cared about aside from his admitedly really fricking good run with dragon ball
I havent seen him in what feels like forever now also.
not to say he wasn't really good but he was FAR from "ruling the fgc"
Street fighter is dominated by a morbidly obese Dominican and a Ganker Arab. Guilty gear makes smashs troony problem look small, and granblue will probably follow that trend. I dont know about tekken, last I checked in it was pakistans game.
I find goat debates increasingly stupid
not sure why but it just seems so silly now to compare wildly different eras of play
Watch ESPN or FS1 for like a day and you'll be forever sick of the GOAT debates. What's worse is that the media is now forcing a new one with Mahomes vs Brady when the former was just "decent" this last season and was bailed out by everyonr else shitting the bed.
How is this even a debate? I fricking hate Brady because he was so good he killed the sport for almost a decade. He is the best QB since the 80s at least
bo jackson will always be the GOAT because he was the best in tecmo super bowl
prove me wrong
hax$ should've released the video before genesis so that they would be freaking out over nothing and leffen would drop out due to made up death threats again
hax should stop dropping videos
guys a fricking moron
for his own good, yes
for the increasing hate of the smash cummunity, no
Had should save melee by taking the israelite and leffen out
can't wait for the drop bois, it's coming soon this week. all hail our light triad lord vanquishing this fiflthy dark triad homosexual
Hax$ should stop obsessing about Leffen, accept his ban and become an engineer
but it's funny and continues to reveal how much the community is a joke to anyone that isn't blinded by homosexualry
I dunno, hax makes a pretty solid case to keep himself banned by being pretty unhinged
homie was honestly still talking about leffen taking over the scene like a month ago.... when leffen was busy with other shit and attended so few tournaments he wasnt even ranked
he was getting wienerblocked by being still banned despite his good boy silent behavior until he said "guys can i please play, the only reason i did this is because" and proceeded to frick up by saying why because they clearly hate hax and love leffen because they're twisted people
The powers that be hate had because he is autistic and tells the truth. That's it
> because they clearly hate hax and love leffen
no, that's just his schizophrenia
I was a passionate hax defender up until a monhth ago but doubling down on this is just asinine when time has proven him even more wrong than when he made those claims initially. I was a supporter of him getting unbanned, I was even a supporter of him speaking up about it (and that clause that forbids him from doing that was silly) to get things rolling again, but then he went and clearly displayed he's still a fricking weirdo obsessed with leffen,
and at the end of the day, melee is not a human right, nobody is obligated to give you a third or fourth chance to not be a weirdo ruining the mood.
i agree that it's better for him to move on, but it's really shitty that he won't be able to play with people he thought were his friends because his autism was too much and leffen immediately "omg im so scared he makes me feel unsafe!" when he clearly wasn't going to be a threat
he still has his friends
and it's very funny to see 2saint have a meltdown every time hax goes on another schizo rant
>BRO JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP
anyone have any pics of hbox's old gf? she was fine as hell
reminder that the perfect dark/ariquenuubs guy made another combo video
>commentator homosexuals saying the competition has never been stronger
are the hating on our goat armada?
yeah but like why aren't YOU popping four vyvanse and winning every super major?
saying the "competition has never been stronger" implies there's a lot of really good players, not one dominant player
>commentator homosexuals saying the competition has never been stronger
That's the nature of literally everything. That's just how it works
I'm so horny after that tournament
melee players really are gays!
in the grand scheme of things hax does not deserve to be perma banned.
but the problem is that hax is also such an autistic fricking moron who literally cannot stop using sensationalized language when he is trying to make his points. he will present his obtuse arguments to a bunch of sensitive libtards and trannies who get offended at even loud noises.
he lost all legitimacy he had when he tried to unironically argue for leffen being the light yagami of hitlers that was going to usher in the new era of the dark triad
it's really funny that hax quoted hitler and people freaked out and said he compared leffen to hitler instead. if anyone says that, you know they didn't actually watch the video
twitter hivemind moment
in the grand scheme of things, how many chances does a person deserve to not be a fricking moron?
nobody thinks hax is an acutal threat, but also his behaviour is not something anyone outside of the edgiest Ganker fans who never attend a tournament would want to encourage
>the edgiest Ganker fans
>he says when we're on Ganker and everyone is saying hax is a moron who couldnt help himself
yes, and people are also saying he should be unbanned which carries the implication that his behaviour is acceptable
indefinate is not permanent
and I agree that there should have been more movement from major tournaments at this point and that he should be allowed to advocate for his return. when that turns out to be a doubling down on his schizo obsession, I don't fault them for closing the door again.
however, even with that said, TOs are doing thankless work for virtually no reward other than the love of the game. "this individual would like to unbanned pls convene and do stuff" is not something I expect to be high on anyone's priority. as much as I feel bad for hax, at the end of the day very little is lost for the scene
it's been literal years since I've watched those things but I'm pretty sure did compare leffen's rise to supposed cult leader with how hitler rose to power
smashers gon smash
u realize that they banned him indefinitely almost immediately from pretty much everything after he dropped the first e.z2. hax was never given a chance other than his local scene.
hax was right but said it in the wrong way to a bunch of pussy losers that immediately freaked out and felt they had to protect their precious little villain
Hax is basically trying to cancel Leffen at this point and if there's anything anyone deserves to be canceled for it's trying to cancel someone
But hax wants to cancel leffen for cancelling him
help 🙁
blow?
hinge bumble and grinder (grindr) are dating apps
never mind i figured it out.
hinge frame handle and lock relate to doors
lock, frame, hinge and handle are all parts of a door
buck bumble, neck fluff, beedrill and beeblowjob are all related to bees
>Hinge, frame, lock, handle (parts of a door)
>Drill, saw, blow, grinder (tools)
I have no idea how the other four relate.
i don't care about homosexual cody
i don't care about mang0 missing 8
i don't care about zain missing multiple clutches
i don't care about moky being 14-0'd
i don't give a frick about the commentators
i didn't go to genesis
i won't ever go to the tournament
i don't care about genesis mods banning me for questioning Black personlicious pronouns
there's only one GOAT in my truest heart and that's https://youtu.be/GPAyRytnLWE
designated troony thread
threads over
go play some vidya ya bums
The gay israelite won? lol /misc/ on the ropes
we definitely be ropin af rn lol
apparently he's a degenerate from what I've seen in this thread
looks like we were right again
>/misc/ lost again
shocking huh
hot
5 and everyone ITT becomes a hot anime girl.
thanks for trying
which trinitron?
>the one groomer tranime who has successful baited zero people this thread
what's xis story??
Please be patient, he has autism.
Every Zelda that I've ever played has been either a troony or a rabid transphobe
>leffen is saying he's retiring from melee on twitter
holy shit melee is saved, thank you GOATy schwab for ethering this homosexual once and for all
calm down gay, leffen has been "quitting" melee for years and ibdw is not goat material until he plays with an OEM and no drugs
Rivals 2 will be the final nail in the coffin for melee
two more weeks trust the plan