Genuinely why do people praise this dogshit?

Genuinely why do people praise this dogshit? I love the idea of open world Pokemon but the amount of dialogue is Genshit Impact tier. Such a fricking slog to get through and ruins the entire game.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda ironic that palworld is arceus but 10x better lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isnt and even if it was that would not be ironic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      palworld is arceus without any pokemon battles which is good because rpg battles suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      really hope palworld becomes a wake up call for pokemon to get their shit together, similar to how valorant was for csgo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        let's be real, it ain't gonna do shit. nintendo knows that 90% of their fanbase is still gonna eat up and defend whatever slop they put out regardless. case in point

        It's because it's shiny dogshit instead of dull dogshit or dogrrhea. Legends Arceus was basically a tech demo that was pretty empty and pretty ugly, but had enough of the right features to be interesting at the very least. I enjoyed it until I played something else and got standards again.

        I 'borted your mum last night

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant

          No it isnt and even if it was that would not be ironic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        CSGO killed itself trying to copy that chink shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >really hope palworld becomes a wake up call for pokemon to get their shit together
        How? Palworld doesn't fix any of the issues Pokemon has.
        Pokemon suffers from shit NPCs, a poor technical state, not giving online PvP the attention it deserves and shit Pokemon designs, and Palworld suffers the same.
        All Palworld does is force the same crafting/survival/looting shit that plagues almost every Triple A nowadays, which are mechanics aimed at artificially increasing a game's length without actually providing you with real content.

        If you were to apply the lessons from Palworld all you'd get would be Scarlet and Violet but with base building and where you have to spend hours farming to get the items that you'd normally just buy at a shop.

        >similar to how valorant was for csgo
        Yeah, and it resulted in CS2, which is worse than CSGO in every way. Remember when Yokai Watch happened and the result was Sun and Moon, literal movie games that no one even tries replaying because of how 80% of the game's runtime is dialogues and cutscenes?

        What they need to do is get the autists who made Pokemon Showdown to remind them what Pokemon is about.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Palworld is PLA on steroids.
      It takes everything that makes PLA cancerous, such as the worse combat system, the farming and all the item shit, and doubles down by turning it into a farming, crafting, survival slop.

      This is why I'm happy PLA flopped, has nothing to do with Pokemon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using the word slop
        lol, you moron. That word is the word we convinced the dumbest around to use so we can filter your autism.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But there's no better way to describe something designed exclusively for mass consumption and zero thought.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got one

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, exactly, you could also post PLA since it's just Pokemon but adding the slop from modern western Triple A games.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unovaborts are this jelly that they'll never get a kino game like PLA and will likely be stuck with a rushed ILCA BW gatcha game but this time with Unova's shit numon only maingame Pokedex

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it's shiny dogshit instead of dull dogshit or dogrrhea. Legends Arceus was basically a tech demo that was pretty empty and pretty ugly, but had enough of the right features to be interesting at the very least. I enjoyed it until I played something else and got standards again.

      I 'borted your mum last night

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ? Unova got loads of love in PLA. Most of the Hisuian Forms (and White Stripe Basculin) are from Unova, and Ingo is in the game.
      Unovachads love PLA.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The amount of dialogue is Genshit Impact tier
    Just wait until you play Scarlet/Violet slop.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ur dogshut

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gachacuck outs himself
    every time

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugliest pokemon game to date

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely why do people praise this dogshit?
    Because this fanbase is mostly comprised of bitter deranged adults whose only source of entertainment left is contrarianism.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely why do people praise this dogshit? I
    but enough about SV

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      both garbage

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was a big step in right direction so people were lenient on it's drawbacks
    Then they turned around and now Palworld came out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was a big step in right direction
      Really, butchering the combat system, removing the competitive aspect of Pokemon, removing all online features and unironically forcing you to waste your time catching endless shitmons and complete the Pokedex to finish the game is a step in the right direction?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon is taken over by casuals who just STAB their way to the Pokemon League with starters and then drop the game.
        Of course they are going to eat up a game that basically removes the combat system and there's no semblance of challenge whatsoever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >butchering the combat system
        Yes, shit's fricking garbage
        >removing the competitive aspect of Pokemon, removing all online features
        Yeah, lack of online kinda sucks
        >unironically forcing you to waste your time catching endless shitmons and complete the Pokedex to finish the game is a step in the right direction
        Absolutely

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So basically you are one of those numales or women who just play Pokemon to run around an empty open world and have hecking wholesome picnics and basically do nothing of what Pokemon is originally about.
          At this point why even play Pokemon when it's obvious you just want to play Minecraft?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >basically do nothing of what Pokemon is originally about
            You mean having adventure with kicak-ass monsters?
            That's all Palworld is about m8

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You mean having adventure with kicak-ass monsters?
              First of all, who the frick says "kick ass monsters"?
              And second the goal in Pokemon is to take part in official Pokemon battles, the entire franchise you are entering the official competitive Pokemon battle scene in order to become the best at it, and there's a reason why the game ends once you defeat the Champion, the best trainer in the region, because you achieved your goal of becoming the best.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                When was the last time you played Pokemon game anon? Beating the champion was barely a thing for like half of the series now

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Beating the champion was barely a thing for like half of the series now
                Right, forgot about all those failed attempts at making spinoffs, like the one that's all about making circles in a touch screen.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black and White is my favorite spin-off

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battered housewife syndrome, it's the only Pokemon game that's had a modicum of ambition in years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modicrum of ambition
      >hey guys, lets add basic looting and survival mechanics to Pokemon, and lets also ruin the combat system

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea, it's yet another failed Pokemon spinoff like Ranger or Mystery Dungeon that ends up forgotten because they completely misunderstand what people like out of Pokemon.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLA gets a lot of praise because it follows a different formula from all the other games so the bootlickers and the enraged posters forced themselves to enjoy it even if it’s a bigger empty wasteland than its contemporaries. It’s even more proof that they know the games are garbage but will give GF credit for making an attempt at “fixing” their mistakes

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