Not as egregious as the No Man's Sky scammer getting to spend 10 minutes building up to a trailer for his new game, the most generic open world survival crafting shit I've seen.
It's pretty embarrassing how they gave devs so little time, along with speedrunning most of the awards (including best action game and best RPG? Guess those aren't that important lol)
I suppose its fine, Geoff knows now that most people (especially Ganker) don't care about the awards and want the announcements instead.
Don't blame him but blame the audience that want things to be fast
>Don't blame him but blame the audience that want things to be fast
Geoff is the moron who pushes for multiple musical numbers, just cutting one would fix the timing problem
The awards are a farce, but more importantly the audence knows it's a farce. People are only there for the reveals, so he shoves people out the door to do more reveals. Unless you're LA CREATIVIDAD, of course.
the music skit used for every single one who was talking at max volume was downright disrespecteful and crass, I don't understand how anyone can take that shit seriously, it was a clown show.
tldr: Geoff is a fricking moron.
>b-but we need to make up more time to fit with cringe celebrities, some literal who band doing an awful promotion for the latest ESG flop and the obligatory LA CREATIVIDAD fellatio
Nothing that comes from the Dewrito Pope deserves to be taken seriously. It's a shame other organizations are so fricking incompetent that they can't come up with their own events to end this farce.
>bg3 VA comes on stage >speaks like 4 words >has to rush through whatever he said i dont even remember and quickly leaves >shitty celebrities can come on and talk a bunch of bullshit first before announcing winners
lol
>bg3 wins game of the year >"It's an honor, we suffered hard and lost so many during the development of this game. It's in memory of those talented people that we--" >SHUT UP GET OFF THE STAGE homosexual, WE NEED TO SHOW A COMMERCIAL FOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
it's not so much this but the amount of time they get before this happens
every televised award show does the wrap-it-up shit because it's a time event
but when you are supposed to be an award show and devote more time to everything else that isn't the award acceptance, it's a shit look
That seems like a pretty anti-japan thing to put on a sign. They're already not fricking enough to sustain their population, why encourage more use of condoms?
Probably the most embarrassing part for me was when they told that one nigget to cook up some emotional story about his dad to make his generic mobile tier 2d minigame crash sidescroller level wakanda shit seem remotely appealing
Why the frick can't japanese improve their dental care system? Holy shit for every cute girl they have there is always something wrong with their teeth.
That's based though. Please shut the frick up, take your plastic award and frick off the stage after thanking your mum and morons that bought your shit.
I'm here for vidya trailers. I would pause the cringe stream when they were talking for too long and then just skip to trailers anyway. When those soulless israelitewood celebs came up on the stage I just Ctrl+W'd.
Devs are really butt hurt about this huh?
The reality is no one watching wants to hear they're long boring speeches. People watch for the games. The only annoying part about it is cutting down the speeches didn't actually make the show more watchable because they wasted this new time they had on other cringe shit like 20 minutes of wanking Kojima
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what about the japanese? they don't understand english kek
why do you think the music starts playing?...zoom zoom zoom
>oh how nice they pray song for me get award me honored greatly.
Yea, the first half was a joke, guess they realized the incoming shitstorm and dialed it back
They do though, they’re just too lazy to speak it
A FREE Steam Deck™ is handed out every five minutes? This show just became a week long.
because all award shows do this since decades ago. first time, zoomie?
>IM A GOYLEM AND IM PROUD OF IT
Wasn't it because of kratos' voice actor having a long speech last year?
probably, that shit dragged on forever
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kojima can ramble on about nothing though
Kojima got 8 minutes on game without gameplay showed or mentioned.
>on game without gameplay showed or mentioned
Wow, so just like all his other games
Not as egregious as the No Man's Sky scammer getting to spend 10 minutes building up to a trailer for his new game, the most generic open world survival crafting shit I've seen.
>his new game
What moron would buy a new game from them? Literally everyone will just wait in the hopes they make it good a year after launch.
It looks cozy you homosexual. the only reason people shittalk no man's sky is cuz Sony cucked sean
It's pretty embarrassing how they gave devs so little time, along with speedrunning most of the awards (including best action game and best RPG? Guess those aren't that important lol)
I suppose its fine, Geoff knows now that most people (especially Ganker) don't care about the awards and want the announcements instead.
Don't blame him but blame the audience that want things to be fast
>Don't blame him but blame the audience that want things to be fast
Geoff is the moron who pushes for multiple musical numbers, just cutting one would fix the timing problem
There's only like two right? And one of them is too good to cut out
The awards are a farce, but more importantly the audence knows it's a farce. People are only there for the reveals, so he shoves people out the door to do more reveals. Unless you're LA CREATIVIDAD, of course.
the music skit used for every single one who was talking at max volume was downright disrespecteful and crass, I don't understand how anyone can take that shit seriously, it was a clown show.
tldr: Geoff is a fricking moron.
How are multimillion dollar companies supposed to advertise their slop if someone is having a passionate speech?
>show is ment to end at 11pm EST
>If people talk to long on stage it won't end by 11pm EST
Gotta leave more time to the pedowood celebrities!
Next year they should just drag them out with one of those big canes
Bring on the Sandman
they needed more time for that nig to yell at the crowd randomly to shut up
>b-but we need to make up more time to fit with cringe celebrities, some literal who band doing an awful promotion for the latest ESG flop and the obligatory LA CREATIVIDAD fellatio
Nothing that comes from the Dewrito Pope deserves to be taken seriously. It's a shame other organizations are so fricking incompetent that they can't come up with their own events to end this farce.
because Geoff sold his soul to the devil decades ago, only newbie morons don't know this
lol
I have Kojima fatigue
>bg3 VA comes on stage
>speaks like 4 words
>has to rush through whatever he said i dont even remember and quickly leaves
>shitty celebrities can come on and talk a bunch of bullshit first before announcing winners
lol
>bg3 wins game of the year
>"It's an honor, we suffered hard and lost so many during the development of this game. It's in memory of those talented people that we--"
>SHUT UP GET OFF THE STAGE homosexual, WE NEED TO SHOW A COMMERCIAL FOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
The only problem is that the celebrities got too much time.
But the Devs got the right amount of time, win your award and frick off the stage quickly.
Music was too polite, Security needs to push them off the stage next year.
it's not so much this but the amount of time they get before this happens
every televised award show does the wrap-it-up shit because it's a time event
but when you are supposed to be an award show and devote more time to everything else that isn't the award acceptance, it's a shit look
does anyone care for the musical numbers when they do this shit? its so fricking out of place and annoying
Frick off my stage Black person
“Nobuo Utematsu”
somebody please post that old drawgay image of John Carmack talking about VR while laying on a couch on stage and then choking out a security guard
Do people watch these shows? I feel like most engagement is based on other people watching it and giving the “highlights”
That seems like a pretty anti-japan thing to put on a sign. They're already not fricking enough to sustain their population, why encourage more use of condoms?
Because the awards are interrupting the ad-show.
>unintelligible noises in YOUR direction
>SHUT UP
lmao i loved this dude
just fricking high off something
Because Award shows aren't about the medium, they're about advertisers, sponsors and the gay little clubhouse of homosexuals that host them.
>the asian guy blabbering about his broken foot was longer than the goty speech
Probably the most embarrassing part for me was when they told that one nigget to cook up some emotional story about his dad to make his generic mobile tier 2d minigame crash sidescroller level wakanda shit seem remotely appealing
i love how "represented" every minority mix was, other than busty asian cuties...
code?
sorry anon she's just a gravure actress
>"WHERE ARE HER ORGANS??!????!"
Nice bounce for being fake, maybe it's a body suit?
Padded breasts AND leg filter. You would not survive Chinese internet.
That's the most obese woman I've ever seen in my life
Not american, I gather?
She needs to eat more
Why the frick can't japanese improve their dental care system? Holy shit for every cute girl they have there is always something wrong with their teeth.
That's based though. Please shut the frick up, take your plastic award and frick off the stage after thanking your mum and morons that bought your shit.
I'm here for vidya trailers. I would pause the cringe stream when they were talking for too long and then just skip to trailers anyway. When those soulless israelitewood celebs came up on the stage I just Ctrl+W'd.
it must be tiring being this obnoxious all the time
Needed more time for celebrities and ads.
I wonder how bad this shit needs to get before people stop watching it.
They weren't Hollywood actors
Did they really think nobody in the audience would turn around and be able to see the prompter?
Devs are really butt hurt about this huh?
The reality is no one watching wants to hear they're long boring speeches. People watch for the games. The only annoying part about it is cutting down the speeches didn't actually make the show more watchable because they wasted this new time they had on other cringe shit like 20 minutes of wanking Kojima