>Get Steam Deck. >Power it on. >Breaks

>Get Steam Deck
>Power it on
>Breaks

Thanks, Valve

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't see anything broken here

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew OP was moronic but this is a new low.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boot files not found

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you got to launch it at least once, or was it shipped like this?

        i feel like you should just boot something bootable from pendrive if possible and fix grub, but that only applies if it came to you like this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          First update right out of the box

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my first guess would be that update changed kernel version, but didn't update grub. try advanced option and see if you have multiple versions to choose from, if yes, try using older one, it could be still there

            welcome to linux, enjoy your stay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no wait, i'm saying dumb shit, older version would load from main menu if it'd still be there and grub wouldn't be updated. you can try manually updating grub from external system on a pendrive (simple shit, one command, google it), or you can just hit up steam support and that's probably a wiser option of two

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Inside the box is a huge paper that says PLUG IN THE DECK BEFORE YOU UPDATE AFTER FIRST BOOT
            >This moron tried to update without plugging in and the battery died mid way through and corrupted the OS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its literally plugged in

            • 2 years ago
              i am more intelligent than you

              i guess you just can't moron-proof something

              Its literally plugged in

              plugging it in isn't going to magically repair the OS through electricity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my fist isnt going to magically repair your face either but we can all try

              • 2 years ago
                i am more intelligent than you

                lmao you sound mad, don't worry pal, valve put up guides for you to fix your nintendo switch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SHUT UP STUPID GAY homosexual Black person homosexual!!! *kills you, shits on your dead body. Smears some of the poop on your face, takes a picture of it, breaks into your parents' home and destroys/deletes all their photos of you, replacing them with the dead poop corpse photo of you so its the only thing they'll have to remember your face with*

                Now what, b***h? Too late to be sorry

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaks
    lmao just reinstall the OS you fricking numbskull

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are you guys so bad at technology jfc.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not follow the instructions bud?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    install gentoo

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Linux, 99% of your time would be dedicated to fixing basic shit, 1% to shit post about how great it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i boot windows from grub, OP is just a homosexual as usual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, it's only like 70%

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/1B71-EDF2-EB6D-2BB3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1B71-EDF2-EB6D-2BB3
      >invalid code

      GJ bro' !! Thanks !

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ur adorable *rapes you*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          5UCK-M41Y-B11G-C0CK

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People as stupid as OP should be kept in cages their whole lives. Decent people shouldn't be required to put up with these morons.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just flash a zip disquette and install SteamOS again moron

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm OP and i frickin put penis in my butt. I'm gay.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American """quality"""

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the easiest way to fix it would be to chroot from a pendrive and update grub configs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >broken
    >grub loader
    he doesn't know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grub loader
      hell i don't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grub is a boot manager for multiple OSes. You just pick the OS you want to load from the list shown. Common for dual Window/Linux installs.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should stick to the console because you are overly moronic to use the PC like steamdeck.

    My SteamDeck works since day 1.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry OP, you need an IQ above 60 to use a Steam Deck.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just reimage the iso
    being stuck in grub isn't a brick

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