>gets introduced
>pisses herself
>stars in a TIMED UNDERWATER ESCORT QUEST
>then another escort quest where you have to lead her around by the hand IN A STEALTH GAME
>then a sniping segment with invisible landmines
>then dies while confessing that she wanted to frick her brother all along
what the frick was the point of all that
Like everything else in MGS2 it’s a deconstruction of the action genre and laughing at you for being played like a fiddle by a video game.
>DUDE EVERYTHING IS LE SUPER DEEP IT'S SHIT ON PURPOSE GENIUS KOJIMBO
Typical Kojidrone
filtered.
I mean, that is quite literally what is happening in this game
moron
>then dies while confessing that she wanted to frick her brother all along
not blood related, btw.
Didn't they share a father? Shit knowing the mother Hal could have even been her father himself.
Hal cucking his dad will always be one of the funniest things in this series.
The fact that he responded by killing himself in the most pathetic way is the icing on the cake. Nobody more deserving of the ol' AJ Soprano special, it could only be funnier if he first tried an "I can't get the cap off".
Yes
cuckmind
Retroactively making him deserve it was the best thing about V
>join schizo paramilitary group of deeply autistic men and women
>sell them out to a living walking walking piece of bacon because (?)
>get bullied by said crispy man because you can't do your job
>sell HIM out to the original group of autists
>they get pissed at you for being a backstabbing turncoat homosexual
>sell them out again with wacky language worms
What the frick was his plan?
I dunno if they said it in the game or if it's my headcanon but I always assumed he sold out MSF because he wasn't comfortable with the nuke
Yeah Huey's entire shit is about him disliking nukes iirc
So he built Sahelanthropus which is literally a nuke?
"I believe in peace through nuclear deterrence"
Huey is a moron because Kojima is a communist homosexual.
Remember, he also betrayed Hot Coldman for Big Boss immediately after being thrown down some stairs. Launching nukes in Coldman's plan? No bueno. Immediately jumping to producing ZEKE armed with nukes for deterrence because he still had cool ideas in his head? Perfectly okay.
And then the time spent under Skull Face, his murdering his wife over weaponizing their son, and the amount of lies and bullshit he produced to try to get away from any of the blame effectively broke him down into an insane frickwit that created lies at the slightest convenience and just wanted to stand up above the ocean line saying it's everyone else's fault they're drowning when he flooded them in the first place.
That damn murder basically gave the AI projects to Sigint, which means the Patriots, so in a way Huey is directly responsible for the world going to absolute shit.
That would make him indirectly responsible, he contributed to the situation that allowed the Patriots but he would need to have contributed to the Patriots themselves to be directly responsible
I still say Huey didn't sell them out to Skullface.
Well I still say he did
That's because you deserve to be on that boat! MGSV promised the fall of Big Boss as a villain and it was right there!
Huey was just Otacon’s father.
Otacon’s mother was Strangelove.
Huey remarried to Julie Danziger, whose daughter was Emma. Therefore, Emma was Otacon’s stepsister.
Otacon was seduced by and had sex with Julie, and when Huey found out he decided to drown himself along with Emma. Emma survived but Huey died.
I love that Hal couldn't hear Emma calling for help because he was busy cucking his dad at that exact moment
I love how Phantom Pain made him seem even more pathetic throughout. Just a lamentable little nerd, whining and complaining as he drifts off over the horizon, off to his future where the son he had with a lesbian who he fricking killed in the most pathetic way possible is laying in wait to frick his next wife longdick style.
they're half-siblings
No, they're step-siblings.
its either otacon or venom snake. no one suffered a worse life other than the boss
What about cuckOld Snake?
Kojima is kinda weird
The games never recovered from losing her.
>bike shorts
what was Kojambo thinking
She should have taken them off, they're covered in piss
I would make tea with those shorts
he was thinkin': Hell Yeah Brother
I'm glad she died because she was a willing ZOG puppet. Too bad the game won't let you snuff her yourself without getting a gameover.
>Gets introduced
>Is never seen again
Maybe MGS2 just wasn't very good.
>Is never seen again
Uuuuhhh bro, it's a ninja?
CHILD CHILD MY CHILD
LOOK AT MY HAIRY PITS
>mom walks in
THANKS KOJIMA
*SNIIIFFFFFFFF*
>Maybe MGS2 just wasn't very good.
ngmi
She's the cutest character in the game and her pissing herself was the best part.
Kojima writes shit without any editing. He has some profound interesting ideas in-between, but they're flanked by absolute nonsense.
What game?
Jesus Christ's Quest 4 Glory
KANYEQUEST
But she cute doe
She's only 19 you SICK FRICK
one of the most overblown sequences in gaming, it lasts 5 minutes max and continues to make people seethe to this day simply based on the premise. if you cant do this part flawlessly as a fricking adult you shouldnt be playing video games period
This. I didn't have trouble when I was 10 so why the frick are people having trouble with it now? I was kinda complaining why it was so short the ammount of time I spent with her even though she is supposed to be Otacon 2.
Did they make it easier in the remaster? I didn't have trouble with that part either and I'm terrible at stealth games
It was always the same. MGS2 is honestly pitifully short and easy unless you crank that shit up, people just blew things out of proportion because the game's absurdity and playing as Raiden already pissed them off.
It's possible but it's designed to not be enjoyable which is a problem in a game
Nobody finds it difficult, it's annoying
To induce a weird awakening in me when I was 14.
Has Kojima made a game where someone isnt pissing themselves or getting pissed on?
metal gear 1 and 2
I don't think Zone of the Enders had piss fetish stuff but don't quote me on that
ZoE2 involves a guy who literally can't leave the wienerpit so he's pissing and shitting inside Jehuty.
Does someone piss themselves in every mgs game?
let's see...Otacon in MGS1, Emma in 2, Naked Snake in 3, i'm not sure about the others
Big Boss/Ishmael pissed himself in the intro of V
That's right. Piss Boss.
Big Piss
It was a hydration pack he stumbled on top of by chance, a fake out joke. Huey does get to piss himself though. Family tradition.
I got it wrong, I checked the intro on YT to make sure too and I stopped watching when I saw the water.
Safe to say Zero's pants were soaked with piss in 4, also Sokolov or whatever his name was in 3
To mimic the Otacon's pissing, Wolf's battle and Wolf's death. I truly despise the game absolute drivel.
I'll be surprised if kojima never gets invited onto that bear grylls show
Man who shits self landing a babe was the worst
fricking Johnny. a dumb joke in the first two games, a neat tribute in the third, and then suddenly he ascends to main character, can't stop shitting himself, somehow the plot bends over backwards to make characters only realize he's not on the SOP nanomachines AFTER major plot twists ensue, and he gets Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Meryl for no good reason in the span of a handful of hours
He was supposed to be a proper character in MGS2
so was the China Man but you don't see him being brought in
Because they killed him off, you can see Fortune holding him in one of the cutscenes
I found it funny and endearing. Then again I never waifu Meryl so didn't mind her ending up with anyone in particular.
I don't care about her but I don't want the guy with the pants shitting gene to be a hero and get a girlfriend at all
There are two types of humorous subversive character twists
>weak guy ends up being super cool and capable
>strong guy ends up being lame, uncool and incompetent
I simply find the first funny.
That works when the impression of the character as weak or incapable is based on an assumption, not when it's based on observing them being weak and incapable for years
I want to MOLEST Emma