If;
>everyone reading this now woke up around the firelink shrine
>only one or two of us can respawn
>if they die, everyone is teleported back to the firelink shrine.
>We have to leave in a few weeks/months time or we 100% die
Would we survive? How?
>We have knowledge on every area, but there's no glitch hacks
>Blighttown smells like off curry and poop
>We can split up into teams and transfer souls between us
>We have to eat and sleep, and rolling doesn't work
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you really felt like this thread was a good idea huh?
Yes.
I'm on kitchen duty
>rolling doesn't work
So it's not Dark Souls? Impossible
Why would you roll in this shit game when you have parry and 100% physical block?
I didn't parry once in any Souls game.
I can run a 6 minute mile and I run 4 days a week. I will just run past everything there's nothing in the game that could catch me. The only problem would be killing bosses since I am stuck in the room with them. If I can learn spells I can probably cheese them with magic. Assuming Estus works I can level off some hollows so I can cast strong magic. I'll carry us Gankerros don't worry.
If being fat translates into being a damage sponge, I can distract them while you cast. Otherwise, I'll just farm rat souls for you
Thanks bro we can 2 man this and save all of Ganker.
In just about any situation, every one of these scenarios are 100% possible because of how many of us there are, or literally impossible because of one minor inconvenience. For example, the abyss ring, whatever its called, theres only one.
Then its non-gameplay related. If the main guy dies, we get sent back? no doubt theres gonna be a moron who keeps doing it
More that you have respawners that need non respawners help to get ahead, which could involve setting up base camps around other bonfires that can't be teleported to and farming souls and materials.
So everyone could funnel all of their souls into 1 OP respawner, but they have to look after themselves.
There's one ring, we just give it to the most combat capable guy. were all fat man children but there's gotta be one guy if not more who at the least know how to fight with a sword
Are the four kings easier to cheese with magic, or a sword? Been ages since I did a full playthrough.
Also, the rule on going back to start is dumb. One bonfire at a time is better.
What about invasions?
what is the point of this thread considering how many of us know how to utterly break Dark Souls?
what I would do is
>start as thief and pick the black firebombs as gift
>delete the asylum demon for its greathammer, gift it to any of the STRchads at firelink if they want it
>go straight to Blighttown to get power within, shittons of green titanites, the cloranthy ring and the iato
>homeward bone to firelink
>kill the merchant in the burg for his uchigatana
>laugh my ass off and steamroll the game while being a 2kat wielding edgelord
pst, nothing personell, Lordran
You're not a respawner. What now?
>getting hit in first place
not my problem
>but Seath
I'd just respawn because isekai shit
You could take a respawner with you and kill them to teleport if they were useless.
a respawner that is useless in direct combat could be great as a magic support anyway
Could tie him up and just use him as a perpetual homeward bone
nah, I'd rather not miss on the banter and the raspawner frying trash mobs with magic or turning them into pincushions with a bow
So according to the rules, if I die, as long as the respawner dies I'll respawn alongside them? In that case, I'm a fat frick. Lop my head off and eat your fill.
>but cannibalism is bad
A week without food will make anything sound delicious. Anything meaty, all the moreso.
No, if you die you die, but if the respawner dies, you get homeward boned with them
In that case, we're probably going to be eating the respawners. Sorry, bros.
Non-respawners can still be summoned as phantoms. We'd be fine.
But they wouldn't be happy being phantoms. I don't want to be a ghost.
i'm skimming the OP again and not seeing anything that requires or even acknowledges your enjoyment
Well I'm not helping then. As soon as the forest area gets opened I'm fricking mushrooms
can I stay at firelink shrine trying to convince the maiden to give me a blowjob?
Yes.
ok, I'm in. I also want to try an estus, bet they taste like Sunny Delight.
Id die on purpose because Dark souls is homosexual dogshit. Hopefully I can get into a good game like Kingsfield
why are you talking about cannibalism shit when we can eat the armored boars, drakes, gargoyles, taurus and capra demons, the homosexual hellkite dragon, kalameet
wtf is wrong with you
do we spawn at least with a basic weapon?
can we use magic?
do you think we would be capable of beating one of those?
Black person even if we all start with 1 in literally every stat leveling up would be piss easy
why are you so concerned. stop worrying and start showing Lordran and the painted world's inhabitants the real meaning of being "peaceful" and "kind"
We would die. Ganker is so full of hate that at least 50% would become dickwraith invaders and start killing NPCs.
>Into Dark Souls
Boring. What if we got Isekai'd into Fortnite?
Well then there's no team work or challenge is there?
Okay how about Fortnite Lego
We can do that after we beat dark souls and take off our full dive helmets
I would like to be in charge of building fences and handrails around big drops.
That's a good idea. We need someone in HR to to manage camp complaints
I suppose I'm on cooking duty then.
I'm slow and clumsy, and not like I know how to cast pyromancies.