Give her dragon dance.

Give her dragon dance.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You meant Normal Dance right?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, give her Tidy Up, that's better and it more thematic.
    Also give her Slack Off.
    I would also buff her three abilities, since they are all terrible.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I can do is BHC
    Take it or leave it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a dragon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whiscash is a dragon
      ???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >found near meteor falls
        Let me guess, gyarados, not a dragon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Gyarados was originally supposed to be a dragon but they thought that giving the most OP type (in gen 1 that is) early on with the Magikarp salesman would be too OP so they made it Flying type instead

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The most OP type in Gen 1
            But enough about Psychic

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Normal also peaked in Gen 1 too

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Normal peaked because every pokemon only learns one or two offensive moves of their type, and every other other move is normal. You have to actually be picky with the water gun TM because you might use that for a majority of the game for example.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delcatty loves african americans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delcatty seems like they're racist. They have that look

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They fold the easiest to minorities

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one does, ape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh melty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delcatty is a nazi icon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delcatty seduces human men into taking care of her so she can NEET around all day.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she needs fairty type and moonblast

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legit chance she gets tidy up if she ever returns to the main series

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she..? you know...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Male trainers exclusively

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sucker for dark sclera + bright pupils

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What she truly needs is Yawn
    Yawn
    Rest
    Snore

    It's the perfect setup for the NEET pokemon
    That way you can have nap battles.

    Maybe even introduce a new ability, call it "Catnap"
    Pokemon always wakes up from sleep after one turn/next turn or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but why would you use her over any other mon with a sleep build? Delcatty is too frail and too weak for that play style.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Delcatty prefers to live an unfettered existence in which it can do as it pleases at its own pace. Because this Pokémon eats and sleeps whenever it decides, its daily routines are completely random.
        >Delcatty sleeps anywhere it wants
        >it habitually seeks comfortable spots and sleeps there

        A Delcatty takes naps where and when it pleases!
        Even in battle
        I care not for your "playstyle" considerations, I appreciate the character of the pokemon itself

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will give her kittens

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this image look vaguely pornographic
    why am I like this

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delcatty should be permanently dexcut just to spite Delcattyschizo.

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