Give it to me straight?

Give it to me straight Ganker, why did Hyenas fail?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just look at it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to be looking for?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extraction shooters are "popular", but nobody wants to play anything other than the ones they're already playing and nobody who's not already playing them wants to play them. Also the setting and characters are boring an uninspired.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't even an extraction shooter, it was king of the hill lol

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the hyena crap flopped
    >forspoken flopped and studio shut down
    >immortals of aveum flopped, devs fired
    >gollum flopped, devs fired
    >volition (saints row remake) shut down
    >hogwarts sold like hotcakes even among normalgays despite troony outcry
    >even normies are finally aware of bethesda's mediocrity
    >EA for some reason is releasing some normal single player only games
    >TLOU2 is confirmed to be a financial flop through sony leaks and the multiplayer is canned
    >blackrock ESG funding starting to pull back due to backlash and financial failures
    >sam maggs keeps getting fired and her "work" keeps getting retconned
    >actually good games with visible soul in them like BG3 find success
    keep going god i'm almost there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Devs finally realizing if you make a good game it will almost assuredly sell well
      The industry is healing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good games with visible soul in them like BG3
      Lmfao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual good games like bg3
        almost had the perfect post.

        But it is a good game. You can say you just didnt like it. But it is objectively a good game. Stop playing your moronic contrarian schtick for one second you Black folk

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          gameplay was boring so it’s a bad game to me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THIS GAME IS BAD, BECAUSE IT'S OBJECTIVELY GOOD, AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE JUST A HECKIN CONTRARIAN
          erm.. what the reddit?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > good
          > when the gameplay is absolutely boring and the romance options are either gay or cucked

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds more like you don't have good taste in grills

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess if you like gay deviant bestiality and bad writing you could consider it a good game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not for me but I will agree it is an objectively interesting/valuable game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hogwarts is troony trash all the same, the outcry was just because trannies don't like Rowling because she said men in wigs aren't women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick is sam maggs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *rapes her*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual good games like bg3
      almost had the perfect post.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You haters are the worst kind. Its a good game you just need to admit you huff your own shit fumes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give it up, anon. There are people who still insist that it's a travesty of a game that flopped hard and will put Larian out of business.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, starslop homosexuals will not like this post.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good games like BG3
      gameplay is just a buzzword

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg3 comes out
      >IT'S POZZED GARBAGE THAT'S GOING TO FLOP, gayS AND Black folk AND KEKS EVERYWHERE, GET WOKE GO BRO-
      >bg3 doesn't flop
      >i l-liked it all along guys! the gay companions aren't woke because they're...le soulful!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't have gay companions though. everyone is playersexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I bought it while it was in EA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 and hogwarts are also pieces of trash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hogwarts maybe the most hilarious yet also infuriating case of just deserts ive ever seen in gaming.
      Hilarious because all the backlash and vitriol to it and people playing it was utterly pathetic and hypocritical.
      Infuriating because another shitty ubishit sandbox sold gangbusters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>sam maggs keeps getting fired and her "work" keeps getting retconned
      What's the story here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bg3 sucks though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's normalgay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TLOU2 is confirmed to be a financial flop through sony leaks and the multiplayer is canned
      I missed this. link?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So how well did TLOU2 actually sell, did they earn all that much profit in the end?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it sold like 10 millions units but the first one sold 27 millions
            It's the same story with nu gow of war.
            It turns out adding Black folk, trannies and homosexuals to your games isn't appealing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          +4 million sales was enough to recoup that. not sure what that article is supposed to prove. I'm more interested in the leaks that were mentioned.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >+4 million sales was enough to recoup that
            Wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewEDE-NhrXE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Four million sales =/= $200m+, and that's even if they were all sold at retail, which they weren't, the game was on sale like weeks after release.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's why we'll never see TLOU 3, since they already bled money on 2.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >+4 million sales was enough to recoup that
              Wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewEDE-NhrXE

              I am asking what leaks this anon

              >the hyena crap flopped
              >forspoken flopped and studio shut down
              >immortals of aveum flopped, devs fired
              >gollum flopped, devs fired
              >volition (saints row remake) shut down
              >hogwarts sold like hotcakes even among normalgays despite troony outcry
              >even normies are finally aware of bethesda's mediocrity
              >EA for some reason is releasing some normal single player only games
              >TLOU2 is confirmed to be a financial flop through sony leaks and the multiplayer is canned
              >blackrock ESG funding starting to pull back due to backlash and financial failures
              >sam maggs keeps getting fired and her "work" keeps getting retconned
              >actually good games with visible soul in them like BG3 find success
              keep going god i'm almost there

              was referencing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Court leaks. Watch the video.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hogwarts
      That shit was absolutely hysterical. The game was packed full of pozzed shit and the license alone brought in a ton of non-gamers (especially women). It was literally everything the woke crowd have ever wanted in the video game industry but they HAD to hate it because JKR was guilty of wrongthink. Utterly insane. The only good thing to come out of it was forcing Twitter troons to acknowledge just how little power they have outside of their echochambers after the game sold gangbusters anyway,

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And with a huge success like that, a sequel is definitely coming. Then the circus will start all over again.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had one Black person and one hastily added troony they couldn't even get a VA for, it wasn't packed full of pozzed shit at all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the troons said we lost the culture war!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually good games with visible soul in them like BG3 find success
      >good
      >soul
      Lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good games with visible soul in them like BG3 find success
      I mean, I'm glad these pen and paper fat nerds are apparently happy wit their game and Swen seems to really care
      But the game is still ugly dogwater

      Anyway yeah, the industry is healing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games that are designed with gameplay forward flop
      >cutscene romance simulator with the 'gameplay' of a kitbashed 5e module sells like hotcakes

      What people are actually learning from this is that the modern audience doesnt actually want video games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually good games with visible soul in them like BG3

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough repulsive looking mutts and drag queens

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard of this game, but I can see why just by looking at that disgusting image.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Created by Creative Assembly, who make the total war games (and alien isolation for some fricking reason)
      cost 100 million dollars to make and got canned lol, 100 fricking million

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're fighting against the fascist nazi corporations by shooting bubble guns at eachother, and collecting funko pops!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      r/mademesmile

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It turns out that "billionaire man bad" crowd is not that big.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, just not in the way they think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is, but that's not what this game was about

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hates billionaires though, but at the same time they also have their favorite ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't. I'm not insane.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, but even normalgays can see that you aren't "sticking it to the man" by collecting merch in a microtransaction game. It's like the game is actually about mocking gamers not about mocking corporate fat cats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate billionaires!
      >me too! how are we gonna show them who's boss?!
      >by stealing their wham cassette tapes of course!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fight the power by obsessing over pop culture detritus
        it might be satire if these people didn't actually think that way.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the character intros

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't actually play as cute hyena people.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I'll give it to you straight. I'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that's made from a 100 percent pears, the game is shit.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it didnt fail it just says they must go

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very bad reception from players who played closed beta.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it got canned
    did some of the execs watch the trailers for the first time or did the esg pot run dry?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give it to me straight
    Hyenas definitlely didn't

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    trend chasing and several years late at that. the management that greenlit this project should be thrown out on their asses by SEGA.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a hero looter shooter extraction live service game its all over the place and It did nothing interesting seriously even If this game looked amazing graphicly It would have flopped because it does nothing to truly stand out from the crowd except combine three types of live service games that are popular poorly and their are way to many better live service games for anyone to consider this one It getting canceled was the smartest decision they could have done.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good that it didn't succeed.
    However, isn't it terrible that something like this was made in the first place?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not one hyena in sight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I see this game I'm impressed by the character designs but I'm not sure I have the strength to play a gacha again.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ALL HYENAS MUST GO
    Somebody post the Sandy image

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These characters look so random and overdesigned as if they made with AI. Only the FBI woman with the sniper rifle on the left looks pretty normal. The whole project was just a shitty attempt at trying to appeal to zoomers who like hero shooters with wacky characters and crazy colors.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT FOR WOKE REASONS. I blame white men. NOT FOR WOKE REASONS.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyenas Steam discussion forums are the only thing worthwhile from this shitshow.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hero shooter genre is dead

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker
    >straight

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all hyenas must go

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Japanese game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously not.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cute hyena girls.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyena was just a test, as they had Sonic Superstars and The Frontiers Update as safety nets.
    Obviously, game turned out more forgettable than Anything by Chucklefrick(fish), and thus was shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hyena was just a test,
      Hyenas were in a full scale development for at least four years, worked on by some 100-200 developers.
      That is not exactly what I would call "A test".

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > get to roleplay as a leftist stealing goods from hardworking joes

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    design by committee dogshit which appeals to nobody
    completely devoid of any soul or substance
    hideous characters
    stale gameplay
    live service games are a big investment and people usually only play one. there are hundreds of them this shit game would have to compete with

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like Lawbreakers and Radical Heights in rolled into one disaster waiting to happen. SEGA made the right decision.

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