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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not Bloodborne but it doesn’t need to be. It’s a standalone good game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's much better than Bloodborne not counting the DLC.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, asiatic comfort victim so mad he spreging about BB every seconds in his misarable life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combat is better than Bloodborne.
      The fiction and art style not so much.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was Playstation exclusive, it would be at 91

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too modest, it would have like a 95

      to answer op, it's pretty good. By usual fromsoft ripoff standards, it def stands above the rest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope, xtroon games are public failures too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why Bethesda doesn't just sue the pajeet reviewbomb firms

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        soulsgays are easily swayed by public opinion to play objectively boring games, and avoid creativity and fun
        "fun doesnt exist" is a phrase created by soulsgays to justify playing badly made shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If it was Playstation exclusive, it would be at 91
      If it was on switch it would be 95 minimum.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cute, but the game was too difficult so I dropped it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck. They even nerfed it for you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude how?? I've been steamrolling the frick out of the game just spamming heavy attack

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on his freckles

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I enjoyed it more than Elden Ring

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game, can't wait for Fableverse, about time Fromsoft got competition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fableverse
      What's that? I am non-english with a white wife.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't tell if girl or dude

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is linear, and a lot of the bosses just aren't fun. The only good boss that sticks out in my mind is Fuoco.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with the first assessment. Completely disagree with the second. Furnace man is the weakest and worst boss in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuoco to me felt like a bad DS2 boss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with the first assessment. Completely disagree with the second. Furnace man is the weakest and worst boss in the game.

      >linear bad
      >i must have 5 different paths to take at all times where i do the exact same thing but it's le not linear
      When will this moronic meme end? It being linear makes multiple playthroughs not feel like a chore unlike shit like ER where i hate the thought of replaying and finding everything again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a nice middleground between linear and open world, basically just adding some paths between levels would make it more interesting

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, morons knocking it because the concept of playing multiple games is beyond them. People acting like fromsoft games are a bloodpact and you can never play or enjoy anything else.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. Wish cube is useless but I think all the other gameplay mechanics are great. There should have been an actual boss at the end of the hermit's cave. If Sophia had to power to rewind time, I feel like she should have had extra dialogue in ng+, I am being filtered by the swamp monster so maybe there is some later though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wish cube is useless
      why exactly? i dumped one quartz into "use wishstone quick" and its a pretty big help

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protagonist looks to homosexual and it reminds me that koreans are the most shallow people on earth, a really abhorrent quality so I can't get into the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >koreans are the most shallow people on earth
      >complains about protagonist's appearance
      lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the dumbest take possible, congratulations

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are shallow and insecure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He flipped it on you pretty handily, actually.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but you got absolutely dunked by your own logic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your springs are reacting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the k-slopper.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protagonist looks to homosexual
      Seething trannoid chud
      Threatened and made to feel insecure because of a puppet pretty boy. Who's the real homosexual here kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real boy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The irony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, pls ip ban onions chinks

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't, it's not cracked yet

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worth playing imo, wait for crack or get game pass and ask for refund after you beat it.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's alright/10
    i thought koreans had enough common sense to not copy their eastern cousins.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino, but the perfect guard window should be slightly longer

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    great game very interested in the dlc and a fully fledged sequel with more moolah in the budget. this studio isn't going anywhere but up

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    corrupted puppet master right into fighting the quad group again was a pretty big buzzkill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last chapter has four boss fights which makes up for it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game's finale is wierd because the actual final dungeon is so meh but it has 3 fantastic bosses in it. The final boss is actually the best boss in the game, something that rarely seems to happen in games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the last dungeon, which from games had last levels final dungeons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant just in terms of final dungeons in general. It reminded me a lot of the underground temple in RE5 of all things. Which sure, the temple is better than the ACTUAL finale of RE5 which is the military base, but still.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an uncreative ``good game'' that ticks all the boxes of what makes a good souls game and it's also similar to Bloodborne, a game that a lot of people want to play. I still want to play it because I love theorycrafting, loot and dungeon crawling (even if the dungeon crawling is bad).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that ticks all the boxes of what makes a good souls game
      >poor soundtrack
      >poor enemy design
      >poor hitboxes
      >poor readability
      >no hyperarmor
      >few I frames
      Its the "dark souls is too easy" crowd's version of dark souls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Lies of P is pretty easy?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're begging too hard so I felt bad not giving you a (You)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The music, enemy design, hit boxes, and readability are all fine though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >skill issue: the post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        LoP isn't a Souls game though, it's its own thing.
        once i stopped playing it like Eldensouls, it made a lot more sense. you can fairly well flowchart all the bosses once you understand the core game mechanics.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hitboxes in the game are legit great. I was fighting Victor today, and he went to do his grab attack. I was in the middle of attacking, so I was sure I was going to hit, however Viktor just straight up missed the grab. Why? Because I didn't PHYSICALLY CONNECT WITH HIS HAND, and the attack had practically no tracking at all either. And that's another thing, it's very refreshing to see enemies that don't do a 180 in place on every attack to track you like you have an electromagnet on your head.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because I didn't PHYSICALLY CONNECT WITH HIS HAND
          fromsoftware in shambles

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's ez mode? Explains a lot.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >enemies not instantly snapping to face you and attacks not auto-locking onto you and hitting you no matter what is "easy mode"

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You said you like it cause it's easier, what's the contention?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that. I was questioning your idea of what is difficult and your claim that unavoidable attacks and enemy omniscient movement and tracking = difficulty.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scrapped Watchman missed like half his grabs because I was already walking around him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really frustrating when the Parade Master, the very first boss, does his fury attack, he's standing on his tiptoes and is off balance but somehow is able to track you no matter which direction you roll/run. Of all the bosses to get that ability.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes a special kind of moron to think that lies of p is harder than any from soft souls game. Even Demon Souls is harder.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demon's Souls is harder than first Dark Souls. I would ask you to post your death count, but I doubt you played any of Souls games or Souls clones.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demon Souls is, by far, the absolute easiest soulslike. It's almost pathetic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>no hyperarmor
        >>few I frames
        >bad
        homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are people writing i-frames? Someone who is new to the series or hasn't played it may think this is something really important. Write it in full.
        >invincibility frames
        >invincibility

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no hyperarmor
        Fable attacks says hi
        >few iframes
        parry

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been filtered hard

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The perfect woman doesn't exi-

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aegis
            you didn't beat her

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't. I died.
              Du-uh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I am so sorry

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, bro.
              I killed her later after few tries. I hate her, but not as much as Green Monster. That garbage should be deleted from the game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had a hard time with the swamp thing on my technique playthrough, switched to a motivity weapon with 70% guard and that fricker couldn't even touch me anymore

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bosses are mid the voice acting is terrible level design is bad to mid
    Overall a 6/10 slop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the voice acting is terrible
      Subhuman taste

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great game with subpar music and visually unappealing bosses that are still fun to fight.

    I do agree to anyone who wants some poise/hyperarmor when doing longer R2 charges.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a huge gripe of mine, that poise only exists on enemies, and I can't pull off any heavy attacks when I'm in a bind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's why they put full hyperarmor on fable attacks

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs, you must understand it is bloody good game!
    Buy the game!

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to get the giant golden sword Alidoro wears on his back?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring and Bloodborne are the only FromSoft games I didn’t drop out of boredom and I’m nearing the point of starting NG++ on Lies of P. Gameplay is better or at the very least as good as other Soulsbornes and the story is infinitely better than From’s Zanzibart shit

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh it puts the bloated mess that was elden ring to shame

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to suck my wiener

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to suck his wiener

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want him to suck my wiener

        69

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weapon durability is a pointless annoyance

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is too hard so the majority of fujos won't complete/play it and draw all the P porn
    truly a fricking tragedy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      P is clearly straight but that won't stop them.
      Only question is who do they ship him with?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even worth doing a "truth" playthrough?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purely truth? I dont think so. There are certain rewards that require you to be honest though so there are a few times where you should tell the truth if you want them.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its good. Second best of the fromclones right behind Nioh 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say this nioh feels floaty and like complete bullshit?! The game feels so cheap

      LoP got everything right

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd best Souls game, after Scholar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How am I supposed to get all the cheevos when the one Ending forces me to kill everyone inside the hotel?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the first one I got and, in some weird way, I liked it the most.

        Finally a gentleman of taste.

        I only state the facts. 🙂

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          was gonna try a "truth-only" kind of run for my first time cause I expected lying to be bad, but I guess I ended up picking up a lot of humanity and got Free of Puppet Strings instead.
          Decided to look up everything after my blind run to see what I missed out on, and Real Boy Ending is too fricked for me, I love my Hotel bros, Eugenie is my wife and Venigni is my fren. Plus you also miss out on the true final boss.
          Not sure I can just do a toss-away playthrough for it either, so I think I just stay at 99% completion

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I understand you, anon. But you should do it, at least once. You will see
            >this
            nice pic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              need to impregnate

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's awesome how you can't summon a specter for the true final boss AND they add a "give up and hand over your heart" option to the stargazer in case you weenie out.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed. It's a good piece of game design.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a gentleman of taste.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after the worst souls game ever made
      kys

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep crying, Asmongold.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne > Sekiro > Lies of P > Elden Ring > Dark Souls > Demon's Souls

    Personally I enjoy P more than Sekiro and would rank it 2nd but Sekiro is a very respectable game and I don't wanna start no shit. But BB/Sekiro/Pinocchio are indisputably the new holy Souls trinity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies of p would have been better as a ninja gaiden rip off with no levelling or stamina. I don't want to play a wheezing asthmatic machine with practically no combos that runs slower than I can.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The artstyle looks homosexual and the gameplay looks like a cheap ripoff of From games. How come Koreans are always inferior to the Japanese in everything they do?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really really like it, 9/10 for me, beat it the other day
    >feels like a souls game that doesn't spit on me
    >enemy placements can be cheeky, but don't spawn out of thin air; you can almost always find the baddies lying in wait for you
    >Bosses generally feel very fair, with only a few with suspended-in-air type moves (Laxasia rot in hell)
    >Music is kinda forgettable generic choir stuff, but the records in the hotel are top stuff
    >Watching P evolve and grow through the story gets me attached to him
    >P-Organ allows for rule bending mechanics and fun upgrades that make a huge difference
    >Head/Handle customization is fricking amazing
    >Voice acting was kinda stale at first, but found it got better and fit just fine
    >Game length was longer than I expected which was very relieving
    >Story didn't seem nearly as contrived as other souls games and was more upfront with how things are as you progress
    >After credit scene was genuinely exciting

    Games frickin good, though it's cursed as a "souls-like" to forever be targeted and torn down by FROMdrones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest thing with Laxasia just staying in air is I ended up killing her by chucking thermite at her while right below her, since her lightning couldn't hit me and I had nothing better to do. Even with 5 Advance, that shit's like 600 damage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mainly hated Laxasia simply because she did so much damage.
        My first attempt was getting 2-pieced for 100% of my hp at 25 Vigor
        She just spiked too hard in damage in my opinion, when nothing else ever came close to how much she put out, even the bosses after her

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really good. Fighting feels better than most any Souls game thanks to perfect guards being a universal mechanic, lets you play ultra aggressively with a character that already has smooth controls. Visually looks good, wish music was more like the records you get since those are notably better than the usual music, though the few times it has environmental music those are way better than boss themes too.

    Really surprised me given it's from a dev that's never done this stuff before, and they put out something that's pretty easily in my top 5 souls genre games. Between that and bumming it off of a friend's gamepass account, it blew away my expectations.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I beat this fricker?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His first phase isn't too bad, just learn his moves and don't get greedy. Like all carcasses he's weak to slashing weapons and fire. I don't know exactly what happened, but one time on the second phase he flipped around and I just fought the big face again with a few new moves. Was easier than the skinny side and I won. I don't really remember more specifics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memorize first phase moves, then at 2nd phase you can just run around behind him and basically just do it again.
      I was gonna "try" to learn his worm side moveset, but he did a move that turned himself around and I ended up just fighting butt face again for the win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Memorize first phase moves, then at 2nd phase you can just run around behind him and basically just do it again.
      I was gonna "try" to learn his worm side moveset, but he did a move that turned himself around and I ended up just fighting butt face again for the win.

      I should also mention by this time you may want to be somewhat invested into a weapon that you like or plan on using. I think I was at +5 Pipe Wrench at this point

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill it with fire
      salamander dagger is good here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salamander

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salamander dagger at +3 works well, try and get the safest P Guards as possible so you can Stagger him at least once in each phase.

      Once second phase it's in the <30 % play defensively and throw the Thermites to cleanly kill him off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't get hit bro

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very good, but I got bored partway through. Not necessarily a criticism, I'm just bored of Souls games by now after playing them so much for like 10 fricking years now. It feels just as good as any Soulsborne game I've ever played, I'm just kinda bored with the formula. Its Sekiro-ish combat twist was nice, but not enough. I'll get back to it in a few weeks maybe.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitty shameless bloodborne ripoff. how is this even legal? the plagiarism is so hilariously blatant

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And every FPS since Unreal Tournament is just a ripoff.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny because it shits all over blurrborne

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my GOTY

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake indie.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses are fun but the levels are too easy and straightforward. Normal enemies are a joke and you will only die in a level from the big miniboss type enemies. There's something wrong with the lockon too. Once you're locked onto an enemy, moving the stick to lock on to a different enemy rarely works.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he cute would plap

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gb2 to your containment board

      [...]

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've flip-flopped on weapons a lot but I decided to put my half moonstones in the dancer's blade. Seems to be a solid option that works with a bunch of different handles, and also it's cool. I see that its handle, and the handles of several other weapons, have the parry counterattack ability. Perfect guards are hard enough to pull off, having a simple timing mechanism. I know I'll never be able to pull off that guard parry ability

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twink with daddy issues
    you just KNOW Carlo was the school's bawd

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the game and how much seethe it causes.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shit you not, anons.
    With this hairstyle he looks like one of my customers at work. (Yes, female)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think she'd want to go out with you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if that's a smart idea. First, she is much younger than me (but legal), and second, I might see P's face during sex lel

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont see either negative as a negative.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I might see P's face during sex lel
          Yes, and?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know if that's a smart idea. First, she is much younger than me (but legal), and second, I might see P's face during sex lel
          What a dumbass, it should have been me

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much time had passed between the puppet frenzy starting and P awakening, it seems like it can't be that long but it also feels like it could have been a while given how everyone seems used to it in a way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there were at least two puppet frenzies if not more. But I'm not sure how long it's been since the big one that's destroying Krat. I get the sense it was only a few days, but some conversations and collectables made me wonder otherwise.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a "meh" game that borrows way too much from Fromsoft. The fact they baited a sequel is sad, because christ I want original soulsshit not derivative slop.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, good old souls privilege!

      SOULS PRIVILEGE = the unique prerogative of From Shitware games to have bad or annoying game design choices to be defended as something good or special.

      Can't pause the game = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's annoying design.

      Forced to fight every enemy again = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's outdated design.

      No game difficulty variations* = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's annoying design.
      * A special note, the aversion to this has in part to do with the fact fromdrones fear the option of having a harder difficulty more than if there were an easier difficulty. This is due to the fact that they secretly fear not being able to beat it and thus not being badass enough; on the other hand, an easier difficulty "undoes" the merit of beating a supposedly difficult game, which is known to affect their weak egos and fragile, underachieving, uneventful lives.

      Copy and pasting the same game design as a whole and reusing assets = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's being cheap and generic.

      Having cryptic game mechanics, hidden walls, and other unexplained factors or other things that can't be figured out on your own = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's obscure game design.

      Having sections, enemies or bosses that have unreasonable expectations of being able to figure out at first, thus necessarily forcing trial and error = good if there is souls privilege, otherwise it's artificial design.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound kinda gay no offense

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? Take your meds.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    very great game

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The funny thing is that Pinocchio is actually just a book that Carlo liked and it's a complete coincidence that his father's name is Geppetto.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say 3 issues:

    1. Lack of poise

    2. Extremely dumb bosses, you need to memorize their timings to effectively parry. At some point your reaction time doesn't matter because the artifical delays are so bad.

    3. OSTs aren't memorable at all, except for records. They show they can make memorable music, so why the frick is Fuoco's theme the only one I remember at all.

    If they fixed those issues, it would easily be even better than most fromsoft games. Btw I don't care about level linearity at all, it's not a straight corridor, there are some small side tracks and for me that's enough.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Alice and maybe even Jungle Book are probably over Pinocchio.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game feels like shit

    0/10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stick to cod gay

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Puppets were great and fun enemies, but the Carcasses were boring and uninspired. They should've just kept the puppet theme instead of having carcasses.
    Some bosses are way too easy like Victor, Fallen Archbishop and Romeo. I had more trouble with some mini bosses than I did with them.
    Gemini needs to shut the frick up.

    It is a fun game, I really like it, I didn't finish it yet, I'm still at the Barren Swamps but it's great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im still trying to kill Puppet of the Future, no Im not “going to come back stronger” that’s what the devs want me to dk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you try turning off the poison? You can do that in the factory.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took northernlion too long to beat it so I rage quit instead of beating it in the let's play

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk, the pc version has Denuvo so I won't be playing until it's cracked

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pinocchio is just having a moment for some reason but it's definitely not more adapted than Alice or older fairy tales.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed the game and I think it's pretty solid for their first go at a soulslike. If there ever is a sequel, they just need to further refine mechanics like the gold coin tree, wishstones, and the weapon assembly feature. I would also appreciate less linearity in terms of level design, but what was there was pretty solid in my opinion. I also think that the weapon movesets in the game blow actual Souls games out of the water except maybe Bloodborne. The Eastern sword alone has a more complex moveset than anything you can pick up in, say, DS3 or Elden Ring. I was floored when I got my hands on it and tried it out.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any audio during cinematics anyone know what's causing this?

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with puppet boys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lies of plap plap plap
      I love P so much, funny that he somehow became my favourite despite not really saying anything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a great design and a beautiful face.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >became my favourite despite not really saying anything
        Honestly same, I dunno what it is. I guess its just the journey seeing him change over time was nice to see

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun enough for me to go to NG++ before I started playing something else. I'm just waiting for the dlc that's clearly coming.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baton handle

      You didn't finish the game

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what should she play like?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She won't, P will be the Tin Man and she'll be your companion. They already showed with the slums that they can do npc companion sections of the game.

      [...]

      They just have to make them look different from the ruby slippers and never refer to them as such

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost positive you won't be playing as Dorothy if that game ever comes to be. Most likely you'll be playing as human interpretation of Todo and Dorothy will be your level up maiden.

      Or they could be based and make you play as P again and he takes the role of Tin-Man in the story.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But P already has a heart. It's literally the crux of the ending. I guess his P-Organ could get stolen and he goes on a mission to get it back with Dorothy, a furry and an idiot?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering where the stargazer that most likely leads to the DLC is, you can do it long before the game's ending.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, I don't think the Oz thing is going to be the DLC, that seems way more like sequel bait to me. My guess on the DLC is we get to visit the Monad House since it's the one important lore location we don't get to visit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then let's hope Neowiz finds out they can't use the red slippers before they get sued

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick even happened at Monad House/Rose Estate? Simon killed Valentinus, dropped a Petrification Disease nuke that killed/ergo'd all the kids there, and kidnapped Sophia?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, I don't think the Oz thing is going to be the DLC, that seems way more like sequel bait to me. My guess on the DLC is we get to visit the Monad House since it's the one important lore location we don't get to visit.

            If it's dlc instead of a sequel I am fricking killing myself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it isn't DLC, Scarecrow being the Protag would be interesting. Getting a brain could be him getting Ergo that lets him think rather than feel compared to P if they mAKe him The Tin Man so he can evolve his heart more. Have Scarecrow's story be about having to plan and overcome naivety through soulslike struggles and literally having to git gud by learning powers/upgrades from foes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      summoner that uses toto, scarecrow, tin man, and lion to fight
      get whoever was behind V's playstyle in DMCV to do it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >V's playstyle in DMCV
        get out

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >V's playstyle in DMCV
        Stay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paracelsus works for The Wizard, guaranteed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He might be the wizard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her entire playstyle revolves around her ruby slippers, the player can switch between different dance styles akin to dmc, each style has its own moveset and combinations with different effects, utility, strengths and weaknesses. You'd start with a typical dance style, before learning powerful swing dancing styles, complete with the jitterbug as you work with her companions, each one helps in giving you new techniques. She'd have to learn more contemporary styles like break dancing to keep it fresh. But none of the dumbass zoomie dancing shit just cool stuff.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite souls like to date, haven't played bloodborne or sekiro tho so.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mary please protect our p was a weird crossover

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Neowiz is a really fricking big company, there's no way a copyright lawyer never looked over the game said "yeah you can't put that in the game without altering it in some way"

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No shit, you're correct. Google says the shoes were silver in the book but they made them red for the movie as they showed up better against the yellow brick road. The Oz movie movie isn't fair game until 2035. They might get in some trouble if they tried to explicitly reference the movie and not the books.
    Also strange that they never use the word "Pinocchio" anywhere in P.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    No shit, you're correct. Google says the shoes were silver in the book but they made them red for the movie as they showed up better against the yellow brick road. The Oz movie movie isn't fair game until 2035. They might get in some trouble if they tried to explicitly reference the movie and not the books.
    Also strange that they never use the word "Pinocchio" anywhere in P.

    The thing is, as long as they NEVER saw it's Wizard of Oz, and that it's just a girl named Dorothy with red shoes, they might legally get away with it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they could definitely use Oz and the Wizard himself and all of the characters but it would definitely be scrutinized if they encroached at all into the film-exclusive aspects currently owned by Warner Bros.
      https://oz.fandom.com/wiki/Copyright#Film_rights

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think the rest of the design is pretty anti-WoZ Dorothy though. Like making Ariel a red head would probably get hit with some Disney lawyers, but red shoes ontop of all the other design changes probably won't get touched.

    She won't, P will be the Tin Man and she'll be your companion. They already showed with the slums that they can do npc companion sections of the game.

    [...]
    They just have to make them look different from the ruby slippers and never refer to them as such

    Nah I don't see P leaving Krat and his blue fairy waifu to go recruit Dorothy. It makes more sense to figure out a way to get her crew into her core gameplay. Either as stances or magic.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit.

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its better than dark souls 3 and it wasn't made for a 10 year old console.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    asiatic slop

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >red shoes aren’t public domain
    >the movie came out 84 years ago
    >the same year my grandma was born
    >everyone involved with its production is long dead
    >but muh IP
    public domain laws are fricking stupid

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if P's voice sounds like Carlo's in the memories

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P? more like lies of PLAP

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dig it
    i really gid it

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLC better include an outfit that's topless or otherwise skimpy, let P show off his body.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you just want to ogle it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        but of course

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that actually ingame or just a mod?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a picture, source is paheal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you talk to geppetto 69 times and then kneel in front of him you unlock the secret Lies of Plap route
            really bold of those Koreans to have a 3 hour gay sex scene in their game, but it's fine I guess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lewdest/skimpiest outfit in the game is the starting outfit that Geppetto made
      what did they mean by this

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discount jank clunky sekino

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good but it's a bit blind in how much it takes from souls games instead of trying to improve on some obviously moronic things.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute enough to slaughter your whole city so you can harvest their life force and store it in your personal murder puppet to sorta resurrect him?

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nameless puppet is powered by the brb trios ergos

    it has all their movesets in its sword, double sword, and spear forms, and is referenced in romeos boss soul amulet for some reason

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm rarely *completely* satisfied with my game purchases, but this game frickin' delivered.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geppetto messing around with his son's corpse and mutilating it is legitimately fricked up

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is good, it only causes seethe because every Soulslike post-Bloodborne "MUST" be dogshit and worse than the crowning israeliteel Bloodborne and there can't ever be any competition despite half the board shitting on "recycled Fromslop" any other time because BB being rendered obsolete would suddenly turn "one game" back into "NO GAME" yet again

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give me your honest opinions
    no I refuse
    this game is not merely coasting on the success of being a soulslike
    the souls series is not merely coasting on hipster word of mouth and a backlash against bioshock being too easy

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @fugtrup

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm interested in seeing what he does with P.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will probably cake him in 3000 layers of unnecessary bimbo make up that ruins whatever prettiness he had

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I played all the "souls" games and I'm sick of the genre. Sekiro did something different. I even beat Elden Shit. I'll play a new souls game when they make them more like Demon's Souls.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First soulslike not by From that actually feels like a soulslike.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got the plat trophy so overall I would give it 8/10.
    Yes its a soulsclone down to the core, but the story, setting, music and characters do have their own identity to stand out. Arlecchino's dialogue in particular when you find him is very memorable, the voice acting really catches the whole demented aspect.

    People complain about combat precisely because they want to play it like a souls game and while that is entirely possible, the game is very punishing if you don't master the parry mechanic (or just use the Aegis shield as a crutch against bosses to make the whole thing less miserable).

    The linearity is both a pro and a con as it is very straightforward game but there are not that many secrets or shit to explore like the open world in Elding Ring (which is mostly barren anyways so lol)

    Other shit I didn't like is how much you have to spend on capacity to carry shit and that you don't get boss weapons that make use of the Advance stat.

    Game's been out for what, 1 month? less? I hope there's some extra content later, the whole thing of doing a Oz sequel in this setting sounds kino as frick

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is Parecelsus talking to in the final scene via telephone? maybe... the wicked witch?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the wicked witch?
      man that would be cool, she does mention that there are other ways to achieve immortality

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Publisher is moronic so I won't pay a cent for it

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    better souls game than elden ring

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting Shadow of the Cointree DLC?

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta wait until this shilljob gets cracked then we'll see what the fuss is about. I bet it's mid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      opinion safely ignored

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic
        >mad
        It's not an opinion, it's a prediction. Cry more

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bet people will praise lords of the fallen like it is the next best thing since bread was invented despite being yet another shitty soulsclone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it's good. I was convinced Lies of P was vaporware until the surprise demo, THEN I was convinced the demo had all the frontloaded good content. Bit the bullet, bought the full game, and it's my GOTY 2023. If LoF can do the same, all the better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it's good. I was convinced Lies of P was vaporware until the surprise demo, THEN I was convinced the demo had all the frontloaded good content. Bit the bullet, bought the full game, and it's my GOTY 2023. If LoF can do the same, all the better.

      will it be good? heard the previous game was super fricking garbage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lord of the Fallen (2023) has literally nothing common with Lords of the Fallen (2014) except taking place in same universe, but 1000 years later. Apart from the evil god bad guy there doesn’t seem to be anything carried over.

        There’s zero crossover in developers. Deck13 made LOTF(2014) which was shit, then they made The Surge, which was decent, then The Surge 2 which was excellent. If they were making LOTF (2023) I would be very excited since their games got massively better each new entry. And their level design and use of 3D space is honestly better than Fromsoft a lot of the time. Surge 2’s main hub area is incredible.

        But Deck13 are not involved with LOTF(2023), the publisher owns the rights and has been trying to make it for like 8 years, switched developer 3 times and was considered vapourware for ages. The dev team are brand new, never made anything before.

        So I’m very hesitant to be excited. But you never know, it could be good. Lies of P’s devs only history was a shit mmo, so anything is possible. I hope it’s good.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All right, I'm up to the Black Rabbit Bros. Any tips?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      first encounter? just focus on the big guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are an absolute gigashitter who can't pass this fight then:
      - summon the specter just for the other rabbits to aggro him instead of you
      - use the shield, if you activate it and then repeatedly press the normal guard button at the same time, ANY attack you receive will be a perfect block that deals high posture damage, so you can break the big guy's sword in half, he will be just as agressive but will deal significantly less damage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lrn2parry. Break his sword before you even start trying to fight him
      >one of his siblings will jump in every time you take a quarter of his health off (ninja girl, buckethead dragoon, grapple hook swordsman in the order)
      >focus on taking them out when they jump in. If you broke Eldest’s sword he’s easy enough to avoid while fighting the other
      >DON’T overcommit or you’re going to get swamped
      >you can potentially avoid fighting the final brother and just go all in on Eldest at the end because the fight ends as soon as you beat him
      Good luck. The fight is actually pretty easy if you’re patient

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summon a specter, fight the big guy ubtil the first sibling comes. At that point, let the specter grab aggro and start throwing every elemental consumable at the main boss. Even with no points in Advance, he should die after around the 10th item

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I put a bunch of points in advance and the presence of a guy who sells you all the thrown bombs you could want immediately before them implies the developers are encouraging that strategy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          throwing items is a legit strategy vs bosses as they do a frickton of damage
          the shot pot in particular instastaggers them when their hp bar is flashing white

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the shot pot in particular instastaggers them when their hp bar is flashing white
            Doesn't a charged heavy attack or a fable attack already do that trick?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              only charged heavy attack does that, but many times you will find bosses attacking or moving too much for you to land that hit so you can just throw the ball and frick them up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                also, keep in mind the flashing white thing lasts only a few seconds so you may miss that window while you are dodging/blocking/moving/whatever so I recommend always keep a hand on one of those when fighting bosses

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fable arts open enemies for crits too

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in as funny a way as "iron softball to the face"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                P tosses it underhand?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I knew that. I've been fricked too many times not being able to make good on the stagger.

            >years from now nobody will remember that stagger used to be called GROGGY

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              baste

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought I was going crazy. So I did read Groggy in the demo.

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show up
    >job
    >one dies
    >slowly walks away
    I don't like either fight but these guys were so under-utilized.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't get the buster sword
      lame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw they had a private elevator to the hotel all the time

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P is GOTY

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is not on any pirate/repack site, therefore is SHIT.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    game should have had more animal masks

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    criminally derivative, but if you're hard up for a "soulslike" it's pretty fun

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick even is this weapon? I’m currently at the return trip to Krat Station

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sold by Vegnini's butler after you bring him enough supply boxes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok that makes sense. I think I’ve only found one for Pulcinella so far and two for Polendina. Now that i think of it I should go buy the tyrant knife

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a good game

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too linear
    >all bosses are good and can be exploited
    >3 endings, cool
    >soundtrack is good, almost as good as soulgames soundtracks
    >great shortcut porn
    >weapons are cool but flawed
    >missing online component for PvP and co-op PvE
    Solid 7/10, could have more bosses, less linear levels

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven played it but this thread is crawling with obvious shills.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best midgame grinding location?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the arcade, just do a few runs vs the 2 big dudes roaming near the merchant
      if you are in the krat city section again, then the cane wielding dudes in the building right in front of the stargazer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps I should have said early game then, I'm in Chapter 5.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the slum village? not really a good farming spot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's an easy big guy right by the last stargazer between you and the boss who gives you 500+ plus a few small ones for 100+ and the merchant is right there.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch the original cinematic trailer you can figure out now that it's depicting Geppetto using the Nameless Puppet to slaughter his way through the monsters in the Cathedral to get the Arm of God (Cecile stole it from the Alchemists, Andreus tried to use it and turned into the One Winged Angel, and then Geppetto stole it from the Cathedral). Kind of cool to fill in the blanks because it's not explained well in-game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      neat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I wish we got some snowy areas now like the trailer, shit looks comfy

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the Green Swamp monster and I thought it'd be waaay harder, Ganker over hyped this boss. Beat it in my third try.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he filtered me for like an hour straight because i tried blocking too much in 2nd phase and fricked up the timings again and again like a moron
      after i switched to dodging+blocking red attacks it was over pretty quick

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a damn good videogame. A really good one

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i literally never used fable arts because of the lack of the hyper armor pre patch

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if they added a weapon with ranged capability, like a rifle/blunderbuss + bayonet weapon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a lot of encounters would be trivialised with a range option, if they add flying monkeys as grunts they better add range though. Falcon eyes is pretty good as is though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could give it a cooldown time or slow rate of fire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would make things a bit too easy. Better off having the limited throwables and if you really want to go full Mega Man there’s always Falcon Eyes.

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a very solid game. the combination of sekiro block and bloodborne health regain works extremely well and gives a lot of options when dealing with enemies. frankly, it should be the standard from now on. it makes turnarounds from almost dead to boss kill extremely fun because playing aggressive even when 1 hit from death gets rewarded

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nameless puppet phase 1 is parry kino and would have been a sold standalone boss
    >phase 2 is complete cancer

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing souls since 2013 and i enjoyed this more than most of my souls playthroughs. Already done 3 playthroughs up to ng+++ and now i'm starting a new one from scratch.

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the narrative purpose of going to the cathedral and malum district in chapters 4/5? why didn't we go straight from the factory to rosa isabella street to kill the king?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filler? It had the Black Rabbit Brotherhood so it was kink

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gepetto chasing arm of god/alchemists plans. He was in no rush to send us to the opera.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder which books and characters from the Oz franchise they'll adapt, because there are a lot of both and maybe 5% of the world population knows anything about Oz beyond the 1939 movie and Wicked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, it is up in the air, but if dorothy were playable, she'd play much more differently then Pino I think

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im kind of disappointed with the Manus fight. I really expected him to do a lot of crazier magic shit, reality-warping, god hand power stuff especially with that sick as frick phase intro. All he does it case some magic bolts with it and a really lame easy to avoid aoe of the hand descending. Seriously expected way more magic bullshit than just big ugly ogre swinging his club ft. magic hand flicking light balls at you. Big missed opportunity honestly. Kind of wished there was some cooler moves and puppetry/ gepetto controlling stuff going on with the real final boss

    Also call the real final boss "The Real Boy" instead of Nameless Puppet.

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing this game until they announce free character creator DLC so I can play as a custom character. Because I hate this femboy twinkface homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he trigger you harder than an SJW seeing big boobies?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol because he can get all the girls and your fatass cannot?

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than some souls games

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest opinion? Just another no-name turd aping off of Fromshit slop that I will never ever play or engage with in any capacity whatsoever.

    But I WILL treat you like shit for playing it, gushing about or never shutting up about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is you have no life and a lot of rage you need to unleash over a child's toy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm proud of you for calling your favorite game a childs toy honestly. But no, I'm just tired of hearing From cumslurpers gush.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          All video games are toys for children.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never said they weren't, shitlog chewer.

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved it, but I'm not sure this engine can work as well as fromsoft's for the genre.
    It was good to play a soulslike with story, unique stuff like records, lies and weapon assembly.
    I'm replaying now with motivity build. I really liked cathedral, factory and opera+arcade levels. Bosses were good, too. Also happy that enemies actually tried to kill me. Very good game.

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not bad for 1$ game

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is NG+ much different like DS2's is? If not i'll probably put it down for now whilst waiting for Lords of the Fallen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. There +1 equips and some amulets, and a 6th P-Organ chamber. +2 items in NG++ and a 7th P-Organ chamber. That's it.

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty neat.

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Music was shit
    > Some of the larger enemies had too much hp, it wasn't like they were difficult but it took ages to kill them
    > Half of the areas were too linear. I wish everything was like the factory

    Other than that it was surprisingly good. Especially loved the weapon combining mechanic

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets not make victor rage out of his staggered period okay thanks , also don't let me get stuck in an animation for a full 3 seconds when im out of arm stuff ok thank you

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me 3.5 hours to defeat swamp monster. Am I bad?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me an hour to beat it. The only boss I took longer on was the first Black Rabbit fight, but I did beat the Black Rabbit fight pretty quickly when I gave up, and just ran away the entire time. Would run away until it was safe to get one hit in, and then ran away again until it was safe again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ran away everytime
        that alone would've taken you probably half an hour

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          4minutes 30 seconds for the first Black Rabbit fight, I ran away while chipping down the big guy and the girl & polearm dude. I rushed down the big guy after I killed the polearm dude with fireweapon + all of my special attack charges.

          7 minutes for the second fight. I spent a lot of time getting the remaining two down to a sliver of life so I could kill them both at the same time, and then only fight the buy guy alone.

          I fought the swamp monster straight up, he wasn't hard to parry in the first form once I learned his attacks, and then I just rushed him down in the 2nd form because he was bullshit and could 100 to 0 me, so frick trying to parry him for minutes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're trans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive died once in two playthroughs. Had a lot more trouble with lightning waifu.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh yeah that's pretty slow but i assume you have a dex build and tried to perfect block everything. I was using saw cleaver + exploding pickaxe handle at that stage and i beat his first phase first try effortlessly just dodging around and getting big charged hits in. Took about 3-5 attempts after that to beat his 2nd phase.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        got first phase in my 2nd try then 2nd phase took me a while to learn and get there. Had just gotten that sword boss weapon and a respec to a strength build. Tried various methods with shield arm and where my openings were , how much i can attack. By the end of it the first phase only got me for like 2 hits and 2nd phase still got me all the way down and had to play really safe. Probably one of my biggest problems is just losing patience.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's yet another "big fast ball of tentacles that attacks wildly and randomly" boss so no not really

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The level design kinda sucks but otherwise it's alright.

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steel Rising came out first yet subpar, and has the entire fricking story near exactly copied
    >automatons go on a rampage
    >you are the bestest robot, only hope for humans
    >there is a magical superfuel that is to nobody's surprise, the souls of the dead
    >this is just necromancy with metal bodies instead of corpses

    the differences between them are
    >the magical soul energy has a bio-organic element, ergo/ergot mold lmao that was actually a good fricking pun from the developers
    >one story is Pinocchio, the other is Vive le France
    >Lies of P is superior in combat, music, all around

    Lies of P is excellent in style and execution, but suffers from plagiarism, a shockingly high-quality Souls clone

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright but I don't know why you would ask for them.
    I prefer to use my card when shopping because I feel like I'm holding up others if I take the time to get cash and put the change I get back in my wallet.

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After getting weapon collision on too many walls and railings, I went with the Puppet Ripper scythe

    I fricking love it now, the strong attack whips DONT COLLIDE WITH TERRAIN and I couldnt be more pleased

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think it would be possible for a videogame to make a fetish out of puppet vore, but my dick learned a few new things today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit u gay

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The last third of the game focuses on humans/zombies
    What the frick were they thinking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s weird. Usually the zombie enemies are considered cool and the robot enemies are considered lame but somehow they flopped it in this game.

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are all full of shit lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am. You are. We all are. You are never fully empty, unless of course you look like Eugenia Cooney.

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First half of the game is very fun, last half of the game is fricking awful. You can tell they just fricking gave up with the level and boss design in the later half.
    >What if we just replaced every regular enemy with a miniboss
    >what if we just threw platforms everywhere so people can die more to le epick difficult gravity
    >what if every other enemy just shit out the insta-kill status gas
    >what if every boss was just a glorified cutscene that lets you hit them once every three minutes
    Frick it's so fricking bad glad I beat this shit and never have to play it again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly my thoughts as well, also the notzombies and mutant alchemists really overstay their welcome, the fact that they replace the puppets, you know, what makes this shit stand out among soulsclones in the first place, is just baffling to me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses read your inputs
    It wasn't good game design in Elden Ring and it definitely isn't good game design here.

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not fun. The bosses are bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically just invest into health and block

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demo sucked and im not gonna buy goypass and denuvo

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more Eugenie sexo

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat Romeo and it didn't feel satisfying at all.
    I'm not reacting to attacks, I'm memorising tells.
    This would be fine for some attacks, but not all of them.
    I did like that one move where he places the scythe behind you and you have to dodge out though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not reacting to attacks, I'm memorising tells.
      And this is different from other games how?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being so moronic and unaware.
        Have you ever played Monster Hunter?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have, and literally the entire game is memorizing what each monster does so you can get hits in so I don't see how that answers my question.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very wise cat.

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nioh 2 is way better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diablo loot instanced missions with autistic farming for specific drops and autistic stat rolling with a half assed generic chink story nobody gives a frick about filled with forgettable characters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better gameplay and customization character, also the NPCs look way better than generic asiatic mmo face. Blue fairy more like Grindfest face

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron that didn't even play the game seethes about it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have 700 hours in Nioh 2 and 600 in Nioh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then you already know that you don't need to autistic farming for specific drops and autistic stat rolling to cleared Way of the Demon, which is NG+++

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dude just beat the game 3 times then it's less grindy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just say you don't need to grind to cleared NG+++ though? Just played normally. Also since you was saying you had 700 hours in Nioh 2, i though you love grinding shit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ping pong ching chong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get good lmao unlike lies of asiatic peepee you could beat anything in nioh naked with wooden weapons

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instanced missions
        I'll never understand how this came to be seen as a negative. An interconnected world would be horrible for Nioh.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >An interconnected world would be horrible for Nioh
          Why?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >half assed generic pinocchio story with asiatic soapy television drama nobody gives a frick about filled with forgettable characters

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weapons are fun, bosses are fun, I want to cum in P

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the homosexuals complaining about P being a twink. He actually gets long grey hair during the game and his face looks more mature. Its a cool mechanic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long grey hair xXxSephirothSusano420xXx
      Even more gay then, and he look like fricking moronic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he look like fricking moronic
        GOOD MORNING SIRS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least pajeets isn't gay or literal homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I change his hair back the split second it grew. Thank god the asiatics had the sense to let you change it back or I would’ve unironically dropped the game.

  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its great, a shameless ripoff tho, only thing original about it is the story. I enjoyed it but it's not better than most other souls games, maybe DS2

  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's asiaticslop with terrible music, voice-acting and level design.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively Right.

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do people struggle with fuoco? Just dodge to his right and all his shit misses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They accidentally dodge a direction other than right. Hes one of the hardest hitting bosses in the game. I think only door guardian will drop you faster on a per hit basis.

      Not that I think hes especially hard mind you, but I can see the difficulty if you arent good at avoiding hits.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was my hardest boss. It was his stupid flame canon that god me because I had to run to dodge them but once I ran close to him to stop the shooting I had no stamina left to fight or dodge.

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than any Fromsoft game in every category

  154. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First souls like I have ever played, I'm not finished yet but I'll definitely play more of the genre.

  155. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these frickers right here were harder than most bosses for me. Glad theres only 2 in the entire game.

    The enemy variety in general is really good in this, a lot of one off encounters with unique enemies that are spread apart and arent overused. It felt much better than elden ring where everything past lyendel was just recycled enemies you've seen before. The only place that is kind of guilty of this is the isle of alchemists, but that whole area kinda sucks in general

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      image didnt work

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      image didnt work

      Once I figured out their weapons break after a couple perfect parries they were ez

  156. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tries to be a bloodborne/sekiro mix and fails, too passive to be bloodborne no rhythm to fights like sekiro. Rally ONLY on blocks is monumentally stupid.
    Final area being that stupid temple feels so out of place is jarring, like they had it sitting around from a different project and didn't want it to go to waste.
    Interest premise that shits the bed hard when they added the Ergo monsters and time travel shit. Absolute waste of the setting.

  157. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my honest opinions, Lig of penis is a pathetic bootleg asiaticshit just like every asiaticshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking sad c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lies of P has higher user score

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >396 users vs 12k6 users
        Life is unfair, i know asiatic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still higher
          lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still higher
        lol

        Ops! Man, you has too much inferiority complex energy, its bad for your health, KiM

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you has

  158. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the game has level scaling and I can believe it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It clearly doesn’t though. People have beaten the game at level 10 and enemies hp and damage is exactly the same as someone who is level 100.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So there is level scaling?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon please go back to school

  159. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femboy sexo

  160. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completed it yesterday. Bonked the final boss second phase more than half of his life with a sigle hit, was fun.

  161. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey fellas, any advice for the swamp monster. He reminds me of archbishop where it seems like I can dodge some of his moves but actually the game won’t let me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parry.
      >b-but the attack delay
      Just parry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk i just dodged a lot and imbued with fire and he wasn't too difficult for me. Make sure to dodge backwards when he does the 1 million pincers attack.

  162. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not as hard as everyone seems to make it out to be. I would say it is easier than the Fromsoft games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was nerfed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it is easier than the Fromsoft games
      It isn't

  163. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's genuinely a good game even with its flaws. the levels are well designed and honestly traversing stuff here was way more fun than Elden Ring

  164. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not perfect, but it's still pretty good and has a lot of really cool features
    My biggest gripes with it are the long ass elden ring combos present in like half the enemies in the game and them skating forward 2 meters during attacks

  165. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  166. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this game make contrarians and tribalists go clinically insane?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's mostly people getting tired of souls game and fromsoftware fans becoming cultists

  167. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I grind Ergo to upgrade things with before NG+

  168. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden ring is lel bad muh shameless bootleg is better than lel ring because muh asiatic overlord told me bad Miyazaki raped their mom
    Ah the classic success breed jealousy situation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miyazaki is a glorified ideas guy that only got promoted out of desperation because Demon Souls was a mild succes. He's the Kojima of dark fantasy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep screeching, dream boy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon is a glorified ideas guy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        true but you're still a asiatic shill

  169. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't beat the game
    you didn't beat the game
    you didn't beat the game
    you didn't beat the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the credits, I beat it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      man the big puppet guys outside the exhibition are such a joke now, they like half hp

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they nerfed everything kek. Elite enemies were often frustrating but they forced you to interact with the mechanics of the game to get past them. If you didn't learn to parry hit and running was often ineffective or even counter productive.
        Now:
        >charged R2, step back, charged R2
        >stagger window
        >fatal attack
        >repeat
        >end
        You literally had 1 week and a half to play the game before it became unrecognizable.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do think some enemies deserved the nerf, but they went way too overboard with it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do think some enemies deserved the nerf, but they went way too overboard with it

        I feel like with how easily staggerable enemies are, nerfing their HP was a big mistake. Should have been one or the other.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick, I never got this cat interaction.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your humanity needs to be very high

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it was already as high as it could be. I guess I need to do a full lie playthrough.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I never got this cat interaction
            sorry anon, you didn't beat the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here

      2nd best Souls game, after Scholar.

      and
      >here
      🙂

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you beat the game, king

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucky, because Xbox patch came out last. On...30th, I think.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did they even nerf.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simon
        Bishop
        King of puppets (first phase)
        And a bunch of mob hp

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now it feels like Simon Phase 1 has too little health but Simon Phase 2 has too much.

  170. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had more fun with it than I did playing Elden Ring. I also want to cuddle the MC.

  171. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so expensive, i thought this was indie game?

  172. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's boring. A game 100% focused on parries is not interesting and way too easy once you find the rhythm. I dropped it after 4 bosses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just dodge homie

  173. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pinochio is gay, it should of been straight up lovecraft

    also he looks like a homosexual, and not a badass. Almost like the game was aimed at women or somethin.

    2 fails and I'm out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should of
      Can people stop doing that shit already?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Black person homosexual

  174. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like it's worth a pirate just based off the fact that this thread has 400 replies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that or gamepass, its solid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pirate
      >denuvo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Troon thinks I'm pirating on PeeChit
        homie I only use my PS4 to play vidya

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ps4
          >vidya

  175. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything you are still able to do after beating nameless puppet?
    I got the letter form sophia and i kept claudia and lucius alive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      get the letter from geppetto at his desk

  176. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir Manus
    >"Hand" of God

    Bet they felt really smart about that one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ferrus Manus of the Iron Hands has iron hands
      These sorts of names are always brilliantly stupid. Good laugh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna tell me that you've never heard of this movie before, anon?

  177. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bretty good so far but I am only 5 hrs in. But am not a fan of the perfect parry system I always frick up the timing

  178. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lies of P
    >Rise of P

    Bet they felt smart about that one too

  179. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more gay porn

  180. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game. Nice aesthetics, weapon/handle customization is sick, ability to reset your stats, etc at any time rather than finite number of times, bosses are fun and challenging without bullshit of any kind.

    The weakest link of the game is that the end game focuses way too much on the whole disease, the enemies (with the exception of the bosses) becomes very boring and predictable, and you can tell their budget was completely blown when all you get at the end is a mud-temple covered with wood everywhere and none of the more intricate structures they introduced throughout the game. Thankfully the bosses are still good all the way through.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The level before the final area that was cut apparently

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ability to reset your stats
      still locking you into your base class which is kinda dumb

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll admit I completely forgot this even existed until this was mentioned

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll admit I completely forgot this even existed until this was mentioned

        wait what?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have 3 "classes" to choose from at the start of the game
          It's just small stat tweaks for archetypes (e.g. strength, agility, intelligence) + different weapon you start with, nothing else
          You can buy the weapons you didn't start with immediately before the first boss

  181. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should i respec and try the dragon sword or should i stick with the frozen feast. This game really needs a load option so i can try things out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon sword is fun. The mobility it gives you and the fun timed parry on the heavy attack charge are great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the katana is the best weapon in the game because of the integrated parry it comes with in the strong attack, however, it is quite difficult to master and pull off due to the delayed attacks
      it's a high risk high reward weapon but very satisfying if you can master it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hide behind the Aegis Refl--I mean Shield and boink bosses.

  182. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the FRICK is the Triumvirate amulet referring to? I thought it was Romeo but I'm not sure that even makes sense.

    >"They were three bodies, but their mind was one. The mind that sought revenge against the puppets by killing them the way their brother was killed."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lampwick, Romeo, Carlo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lampwick, Romeo, Carlo
        I thought Lampwick WAS Romeo though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he is Romeo, it's just a nickname because he's a lanky fella

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he is Romeo, it's just a nickname because he's a lanky fella

          >arlechino talks about your relation to "candle" (candlewick) and tells you to better not be violent

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, that was what he meant by P's relation to Candle. Thanks anon i'm moronic.

  183. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, I don't like how linear it is and how there isn't much variety when it comes to builds or playing styles, but it does what it's going for well enough
    I still prefer Nioh 2 and Code Vein when it comes to soulslikes though, more variety and less linear

  184. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odds that we get some kind of undersea zone as DLC? It felt a bit abrupt hopping on a submarine then just popping up on the beach.

  185. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This year indie devs seem to be hard pushing paid shill campaigns. First Hi Fi Rush, Pizza Tower, now this. It's extremely distasteful and unnatural. I don't know how any normal person could read this thread and not see the paid Indians randomly posting like they're in a youtube comments section.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What can I say, I love money

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know homosexual your shilling is disgusting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember you (or people like you, but since Ganker is not a really active board it might as well been you) calling us Indians for liking Starfield and posting our custom ships.
      So tell me, which games - from 2023. - are legit to discuss? Which game I can discuss without being called a shill or an Indian?

      I know your answer is gonna be either meme joke, or kys, or greentext, but let's assume it will be a normal one. For once.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So tell me, which games - from 2023. - are legit to discuss? Which game I can discuss without being called a shill or an Indian?

        Nintendo games only.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, I want a list, because I have PS4, Switch, and Seires S

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people liking a fun game?!?! IT MUST BE PAID SHILLS!!!
      I’m going to say this as nicely as I possibly can. Blow it out your ass, homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only poo posting is the guy with bad grammar who keeps complaining about the game being Korean

  186. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda boring
    I just uninstalled it after 20 mins
    the only soulclone I actually played longer than 1 hour end up being Nioh 1

  187. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs better hitboxes. A game based around perfect guard can't have random hit frames. You can't actually block based on visual feedback, you have to learn from experience what is or isn't a blockable frame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A game based around perfect guard
      Lies of V

  188. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how good the actual game is, is no one DISGUSTED by how much it just straight rips off the From games? I'm not even a Fromdrone, enjoyed Dark Souls and Elden Ring and I will play some of their other games as well. But this shit is weird. It's not a homage, it's not "inspired by", it's not "just the same genre bro". It's a rip-off plain and simple. They couldn't even be bother to change up the UI. Wtf?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best looking UI / HUD is in Dark Souls 2.
      Now that other companies started copying modern Souls games you people finally realised how ugly UI in Souls games is. Except in DS2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not "you people". I played DS1 and Elden Ring. Plenty to like, plenty to hate.
        I mean I know there's a shitload of actual Souls clones, but the 2D ones are at least transformative. Lords of the Fallen... eh, that seems pretty generic, but brings a sort of WoW-western aesthetic to the genre and more of a focus on loot I believe. Also the new one has some neat real-shifting.
        Nioh is its own thing with more emphasis on random loot, separate levels and combo-based fighting system. Jedi games suck, but still they're doing their own thing.
        Mortal Shell adds an interesting mechanic.
        The Surge has a faster and more flowing combat, scifi setting, and gameplay-affecting limb dismemberment.

        All of these seem like devs got inspired by the souls games and worked their formula into their own game, transformed it. But Lies of P REEKS of studio execs throwing "popular shit" at a flowchart. It's so anemic - and every one eats that shit right up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lies of P REEKS of studio execs throwing "popular shit" at a flowchart.
          I didn't realize Pinocchio was the hip new thing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            good point

            >Why do you like good games instead of original games
            Are you fricking moronic

            Maybe just mistaken?

            >Jedi games suck, but still they're doing their own thing.
            Exactly. This is my problem with your post:
            >The game sucks. But hey, at least it's inovative. You people are morons for liking Lies of P because it's not original.
            Is that he message you're trying to spread here, anon? You know I can like both Lies of P AND Dark Souls, right?
            And why are you people acting like laywers? You may be worse than Kojima wienersuckers. When you have time, search for the interview with X-Com devs after Mario and Rabbits was announced and see what they had to say. They were thrilled. Do you think that people at FS are preparing a lawsuit against Koreans who made P?

            If it was merely derivative I wouldn't have an issue.

            nah, if it was throwing "popular shit" it'd be a typical open-world rather than linear
            p is just a game that has its ground already covered for the most part with the exception of the weapon system
            its no worse than the million clones, but p is one of the closest souls-like game that could be mistaken for an actual fromsoft game

            I think my critique got a little too heavy handed and unfair. What I wanted to come across was not that I'm some kind of lawyer, defending From's IPs. It's merely my sense of aesthetics and my propensity for originality what's at stake here. I don't mean to say that only original games should exist. That's neither possible nor desirable. I also don't mean that Lies of P and others like it lack all originality, but when looking at Lies I immediately thought: what a shameless copy? Why would anyone want to play this when they can play the thing it copies from wholesale? But then again, I haven't played all From games like some other anons here.
            To be honest, you might make me reconsider. What does LoP offer that transforms and enhances the "Soulslike"?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              based thoughtful anon
              >Why would anyone want to play this when they can play the thing it copies from
              I want more of the thing I like. Besides I think the game does enough to feel unique with its mechanic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jedi games suck, but still they're doing their own thing.
          Exactly. This is my problem with your post:
          >The game sucks. But hey, at least it's inovative. You people are morons for liking Lies of P because it's not original.
          Is that he message you're trying to spread here, anon? You know I can like both Lies of P AND Dark Souls, right?
          And why are you people acting like laywers? You may be worse than Kojima wienersuckers. When you have time, search for the interview with X-Com devs after Mario and Rabbits was announced and see what they had to say. They were thrilled. Do you think that people at FS are preparing a lawsuit against Koreans who made P?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are.
          You are "you people".

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you like good games instead of original games
          Are you fricking moronic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, if it was throwing "popular shit" it'd be a typical open-world rather than linear
          p is just a game that has its ground already covered for the most part with the exception of the weapon system
          its no worse than the million clones, but p is one of the closest souls-like game that could be mistaken for an actual fromsoft game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoy From games
      >get a bonus From game from another dev
      >it’s better than at least 50% of current From games
      Why exactly would I be mad that I’m getting more fun games in a style of game I enjoy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a cultist so I don't care

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem, I just hope that Oz game or DLC they have on the way comes out before they get sued

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that it's a ripoff. I want more BB/Sekiro clones. I wanted Elden Ring to be more legacy dungeons/catacombs, less open world.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want more BB/Sekiro clones. I wanted Elden Ring to be more legacy dungeons/catacombs
        The only three from games I bothered finishing

  189. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are struggling with any boss remember to use the fricking shield!

  190. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might play it when the price drops to like $10-15, but not before Code Vein and the post-Nioh Team Ninja games.

  191. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 bretty gud and worth a month of gamepass.

  192. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a lot of fun with motivity bros. Went Into puppet King and it's really nice to be able kill the first phase in a few charge hits and have almost full health pots for Romeo. Phase 2 was frustrating but I grabbed the pickaxe handle and slapped that onto the saw greatsword blade and I had a very long reach while having a relatively fast dashing r1 to keep staggering him in 3 hits. I'm concerned about the rest of the fights if they get faster because it's difficult for me to parry Romeo and whenever I hit him it becomes a trading blow. What's another stat I should start specializing in because I've just been leveling everything but technical and advance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can just focus in getting more capacity and vigor then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many points do you have in motivity?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So far just 20. My charge attacks hit around 1.2k when they land and buffed with shock/fire along with whatever amulet boosts the specific damage against that enemy type. The handles I use are the exploding pickaxe handle and the booster glaive handle both with motivity focus. (Glaive I prefer more but a shame it's more tech then balanced.)
        Think the softcap is around 40 so I'm wondering what else I should level when I get there.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capacity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you are having a lot of fun with the nerfs, not motivity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm having fun with motivity, nerfs aside if the only build that's viable is some fast hitting light weapon build then the games not fun. I'll take a few nerfed bosses then refight them in ng+ or something to get the orignal feel again. Ass raping difficult isn't exactly the most fun expirence.

  193. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can be sure 99% of the people playing/talking/complaining about this game have never ever read the damn fricking Pinocchio original tale

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's adapted by disney it will always stay kiddie shit no matter what the pseud original tale was.

  194. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have been on a soul-like vibe lately, been eyeballing this but I bought Bleak Faith first since I like the idea of the setting. I'll probably end up returning it since the reviews were mixed but I'll give it a fair go since I love "BLAME!".

  195. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't. It has denuvo

  196. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This nonstop seething outrage towards Lies of P feels extremely forced. 99% of it is literally "How dare they make a game similar to From's games!!!". Imagine if tendies did this towards Crash Team Racing when it first came out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      had to lol when i saw that splatoon ripoff at the state of play

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like zelda BOTW and genshin impact

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      had to lol when i saw that splatoon ripoff at the state of play

      Funny. Around the same time 2 great games were announced - Foamstars (aka Splatoon for PS) and The Last Hope (aka Last of Us for Switch). For some reason, The Last Hope had to be pulled from eShop, even after its creatror changed the title and pic so it doesnt match TLoU.

      I'm glad I picked it on time kek
      I will definitely try Foamstars when it coems out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The exact same thing happened with other FPS being called Doom clones, also happened with GTA clones and Warcraft clones

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't WoW a clone of EverQuest?

  197. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Souls for homosexuals and women

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you people so mindbroken by the protagonist not being masculine
      jRPGs have had protagonists like this for ages
      Insecurity? Closeted? Jealous?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just being straight.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you can't play games with women as protagonists like Portal/Transistor/Hellblade or you're trans? This makes no sense anon, what are you insecure about

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not playing your homosexual game, don't insist.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one is trying to make you play it, get well soon buddy

  198. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if the sequal is going to be based on wizard of oz what kinda playstyle is dorothy going to be? Is it going to be like the usual souls stuff or have it be like the magic builds in other souls games? I thought LoP was comparable to bloodborne/sekrio and those were heavily melee focused games so wonder if they will take a risk and change up the gameplay completely and have it focus on the magic systems of those games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not, magic in souls games sucks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was this game on PS3 I think where you could assign a monster summon on every button and they would briefly appear as a ghost like being to do an attack
      I think it was calles Folklore

      Something like that maybe

  199. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's average but people overhype it to the moon because of "muh asiaticshit"

  200. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The astroturfing from homosexual contrarians who hate this because it was made being Koreans devs are the same homosexuals that post on /misc/ about drumpf taking back America. Lies of P is a great game fricking drink fiber glass you fricking homosexuals.

  201. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never had an issue with the "le long ass combos thag last a century" till lies of P. It's difficult to get the timings right but it's probably me being a bit nervous. Elden ring is piss easy tho, I never cared there because bosses either die or get staggered In a few hits. Their long combos mean fricking nothing if 3 jumping heavys or spamming comet from the back kills them in less then 3 minutes because you also have the flask with unlimited uses to give you light rolls regardless of Carry weight. Even the sl1ing the game is easy because of the amount of tools you get. Lies of P had me try to get better at souls games again because they got to easy recently and I tha k it for that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those fricking infinite Laxasia combos are fun to parry though.

      Scrapped Watchman NG+ was like a horrifying marathon fight alone, I had to bring in a specter because he has so much goddamn HP.

  202. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good

  203. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol i accidentally killed that blonde npc's friend, I just sprinted towards him and boinked him. Now she won't talk to me anymore

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