>Give me your poffins!

>Give me your poffins!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you rub those fat paws on my dick.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plump rat pressing on glass, my favorite genre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why is he pressing on the glass? Who is keeping him out and why?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many poffins are you going to eat!? You still want more!?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he has a good, long sleep on his fat belly after packing away a pile of poffins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAICHU PAWS SEX SEX SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down anon
      Have a poffin

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna navelfrick raichu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has an outie anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I don't have anymore poffins, you ate em all lardo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bake more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did but he ate them again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then get back in the kitchen, slap on that apron, and bake even more this time

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Male

    Fricking disgusting, only Femchus get Poffins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raichugays give you the fluorite stare when you tell them that female Raichu exist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every pokemon has to have a female variant through

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me female cryogonal, coward

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well not mythicals or legends but i think its more in universe they don't have enough info to say for sure since in universe theres usually one of said pokemon

          cause no way manaphy, the lake trio, tapu-fini , tapu-lele or meloetta are not girls

          also single gender mons like blissey and hitmonlee

          so your just wrong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they dont have the tools to know what blissey and hitmonlee's genders are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to them.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make pikachu thread nobody care

    make raichu thread UOOOOH OBSESE RAT HUSBAND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make same thread but for different pokemon nobody care
      Unforunate fate for any pokemon without a group of people sharing the same fetish.

      you can notice that the replies are always the same because they are always by the same people
      see also: Braixen/Meowscarada/Eevee threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Outside of when a new gen is on the horizon, I don't think /vp/ gets very much fresh, new traffic, so with it largely being the same people here regularly, this is to be expected.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this image is disgusting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop hating on bellymons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you have against Eevee threads? Glaceon threads, sure, those are just coomers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not against Eevee threads
          but yeah I meant the recycled coom threads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that Glaceon was my favorite Pokemon as a kid. I just thought it was pretty. It’s a little disheartening that putting an asian schoolgirl haircut on a cat turned it into a sex symbol for lonely Mexican e-girlcons.
          Finding a new favorite Pokemon after a decade felt like getting out of an abusive relationship

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Glaceon was my favorite Pokemon as a kid
            frick off zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If other people liking it for different reasons caused you to not like it, you never liked it to begin with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you letting other people ruin something for you? Ignore them and like what you like!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that Glaceon was my favorite Pokemon as a kid. I just thought it was pretty. It’s a little disheartening that putting an asian schoolgirl haircut on a cat turned it into a sex symbol for lonely Mexican e-girlcons.
          Finding a new favorite Pokemon after a decade felt like getting out of an abusive relationship

          Shit like this is what does it in for me. Eeveegays get heaps upon heaps of art and they have the gall to complain about it. I'm thankful if my pokemon gets one piece of art a week, whether you can tug your willy to it or not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me, you’re happier with it being niche.
            You can’t gatekeep shillmons

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dont care

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No because all it takes is one dedicated autist to ruin the reputation of an unpopular mon forever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying people care about what autists on Ganker do

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't need social validation to like what I like.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you let me rub my face on your belly. Also, all male pokemon should have big bellies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All male and female pokemons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big pillowy girlbellies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might end up suffocating. That's a lotta belly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm willing to take the risk.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR OWN FATSO

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UOOOOH OBSESE RAT HUSBAND

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already had enough, you fatty.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, I want to bone a fem raichu now.
    how big do their butts grow?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's male

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all raichus are canonically female

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They seem pretty concave to me, unfortunately.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat rat
    Ew.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him fingers like Pikachu and he's perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's pure raw kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a happy fellow

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute fatso

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a bully

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t say

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not just create a dedicated bot? They only take a couple minutes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually Anon this is a good way of creating a dedicated bot. You just copy and paste what you do with a general bot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              definitions field is your friend when it comes to chai

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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