>gives you a one-size-fits-all ending regardless of how you played your character

>gives you a one-size-fits-all ending regardless of how you played your character
here's your role-playing game bro and don't forget it's not cyberpunk unless it's miserable!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play pokemon or something if you want to feel good about yourself so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up with your unfunny, bot-like, low IQ opinions you subhuman homosexual freak

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I'm about to blow your mind. You don't need to do the Phantom Liberty ending if it doesn't fit your character just because it's new.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be the canonical ending and that's plain as day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think its canon highly likely the canon ending is very vague or a mishmash of different endings.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only logical conclusion. V dies in every other ending, if they choose V dying as the canonical ending it's going to rub people the wrong way because what was the point of the game then if the central focus of it was saving V?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the secret ending? Yeah I'm sure they won't make the new secret ending the canon one.

            Mike Pondsmith already confirmed that Saburo Arasaka canonically dies once and for all in the year 2077, and that only happens in the endings where V raids Arasaka Tower. In the Devil ending, he's brought back to life, and in the new PL ending his consciousness continues to reside within Mikoshi

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mike Pondsmith already confirmed that Saburo Arasaka canonically dies once and for all in the year 2077
              source?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's in one of the interviews Mike did after the game launched. He was asked if there's a chance Saburo's engram survived and if he might return in the future, to which he replied that intends to keep him dead.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              engrams aren't actually them

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you mean yorinobu?
              Saburo dies durring act 1? Which is included in every playthrough regardless of ending

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they make an anime where 90% of the cast dies, people be mad and hate the anime.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I used to be a solo until keanu reeves fricked my mind and the government crippled me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        canon has always been Don't fear the reaper

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the secret ending? Yeah I'm sure they won't make the new secret ending the canon one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game was a fricking bust critically, the fricking anime received more praise for it's characters and writing. This game will at most receive a few references while the sequel get's a complete revamp with new characters and stories, maybe Vic will show up or some shit. But I hope they get new writers for the sequel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the fricking anime received more praise for it's characters and writing
          "THE e-girl MUST STAY XD!"

          I bet you it chaps Patrick K. Mills ass to know people fapped to that than anything in the base 2077 game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a fricking Black person would believe something this moronic. Unless you're playing as V in the sequel, the most you will hear about 2077 is how the Arasaka HQ in Night City got raided again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in the sequel

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          captcha:2wkkk

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this studio is already gone, not going to hang onto a long deviled name like a biodrone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            which personality construct macguffin are we getting this time chooms?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Epstein Engram, which will be installed into the brain of the comatose Sam Bankman Fried

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blackhand if mike allows it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably chris pratt or ryan reynolds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They better do a character that doesnt have inminent terminal brain cancer at the start of the game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But how else will they make the death unavoidable conclusion then?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                By being straight terminal real short lifetime at endgame

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's goose

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Originally it was meant to be a choice between Johnny, Morgan and Saburo, so one of them

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >instead of 3 intros that mean nothing we'll make it 4 intros with the same issues
            CDPR deserves to go bankrupt especially after their ESG pledge.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no way to take this game but the direction of looter shooter

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should just make neuromancer. The pondsmith cyberpunk is totally plagiarized from the sprawl trilogy even down to the name night city.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, and? Are you new to RPGs?

        >WOAH THE SEQUEL DOESN'T DIRECTLY ADDRESS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS GAME
        Crazy, almost like this hasn't been seen before a thousand times in every other RPG sequel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not even an RPG

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who bought the game let alone the dlc deserve it. They went back on all the promises they made.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the cope here when they removed RPG from the CP Twitter bio. kek

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple endings requires competence, something CDPR lacks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game has multiple endings, moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah man I'm sure there's multiple canonical endings and they'll cater the sequel to account for all of them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even the early Fallout games did this, kys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            New vegas did it with the chosen one fricking a new reno b***h etc

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HURRRRR GAME BAD BECAUSE ONE ENDING!!!!
          >Actually, it has multiple endings
          >DURRRRR GAME BAD BECAUSE MULTIPLE ENDING!!!! IF THEY MAKE SEQUEL IT NO ACCOUNT FOR ENDINGS!!!!
          Literally what the frick is your argument here even supposed to be?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's multiple endings, there's a sequel in development, if you think they aren't going to have one specific ending as canon you're insane.

            this studio is already gone, not going to hang onto a long deviled name like a biodrone.

            They are absolutely holding on to it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              An ending will be canon if you play as V again otherwise v will be mentioned as a legend who 100% raided arasaka tower with the rest of the details being scarce.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you think they aren't going to have one specific ending as canon you're insane.
              And? Are you somehow forced to play the canon ending? You fricking whiny moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >vancouver and boston

              half of the characters will be trannies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is perfectly in line with the setting and almost all of the characters are half robots. seethe and cope

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you mean to tell me that, in an era where you can get a sex change operation that would make you completely unrecognizable, you still identify as a troony? and why would it be so? why wouldn't the troony just identify as the new gender if the operation allows the troony to be unrecognizable?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, in a world where body modifications are so common that they apparently have huge banners for artificial dicks all around NC, why would anyone need to bother calling themselves trans? If you've got a robo-dick, robo-voice, or robo-breasts, who cares? The pronoun politics would feel even more pointless than they are nowadays since nearly everyone's had SOME work done on them to change a part of who they are already.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                AND let's pretend the operations are super advanced (you can become a robot and shit), trannies would stop to exist because any mentally ill man that identifies as a woman would be able to get the operation that would allow him to 100% pass as a woman, thus eradicating the need to even identify as a troony (no one can tell you were a man)

                tranniyism is an attention whoring disorder. that's why

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                JFC you could be having sex with a troony and never even know it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, in a world where body modifications are so common that they apparently have huge banners for artificial dicks all around NC, why would anyone need to bother calling themselves trans? If you've got a robo-dick, robo-voice, or robo-breasts, who cares? The pronoun politics would feel even more pointless than they are nowadays since nearly everyone's had SOME work done on them to change a part of who they are already.

                Ding ding. This logic used to be applied prior to the troon Twitter takeover. Nobody can BE trans. Only in the act of transitioning.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Game gonna be more yellow too or orange

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally every single fricking game with multiple endings with a squeal does this
              The closest you get to this mattering is Witcher 3 that asks you questions based on what you did in 2 or if they make different squeals based on the ending.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah, let's mash all the endings together so they all happened for the sequel, it's a good thing no game has done that before to show how much of a shitty idea it is because it becomes a fricking mess and it means that NO ONE who played the original is satisfied because it is a lazy way to say "you're all validated!" when in reality it means no one is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I kinda liked the jc mix of being nanosuperman and teomg realicing he was a moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tracer tong*

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            to the contrary, IW's reconciliation of DE's endings the most elegant solution I have seen outside of dragonbreaks or
            >it's all rumors we don't know what happened

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of which depend on mission completion number, not how you roleplay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally not even true, you haven't played the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > GUN STAMINA

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't pick female V if you don't wanna be cucked.

    simple as

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panam does the exact same thing, dude

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        panam gets mind broken, judy finds another lay.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And, why exactly did CDPR not let V have the ability to just say "Hey Idris Elba, my next of kin is Panam/River/whoever. Tell them that I'm getting brain surgery at Walter Reed and I'm gonna be in an induced coma until I'm healed up enough to contact them. I've got ten million credits for being a level 60 merc, so keep my apartment lease and my garage space current while I'm down."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that doesn't suit the "bad ending = good writing" fallacy CDPR fell for

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"bad ending = good writing" fallacy
        I'm genuinely so fricking sick of it.
        >But dude, le cyberpunk is bleak!
        Fricking sick of it, we're at the point where instead of contriving good endings we're making bad endings that make no fricking sense but have to be there because like you said: Bad ending = Good writing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL, there's nothing more 'punk' than obeying the rules of the genre and having a sad ending because society says it's supposed to be sad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            reminder that V canonically gets cured in the Star ending and has a lot of brown children with Panam.

            A happy ending in cyberpunk is more rebellious than CDPR can handle. Their corpo slave masters say everything has to be tragic and bad, and CDPR isn't gonna rebel against their big bank masters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL, there's nothing more 'punk' than obeying the rules of the genre and having a sad ending because society says it's supposed to be sad

          [...]
          A happy ending in cyberpunk is more rebellious than CDPR can handle. Their corpo slave masters say everything has to be tragic and bad, and CDPR isn't gonna rebel against their big bank masters

          BECAUSE.....IT JUST IS OK?

          YOU HAVE TO DIE YOUNG LIKE SILVERHAND.

          FRICK THE CORPOS.

          NO HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU

          >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO I WANT MY DARK MATURE STORY TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING WHERE SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORNS SHIT OUT A PERFECT SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have the same kind of homosexuals in WoW.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          V at level 60 is an unkillable god.

          Is there any precedent in the Cyberpunk tabletop game where supposedly getting medical care has ever reset a player's character sheet to level 0?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"bad ending = good writing"
        Fricking this shit so much. I want a good ending in my RPG.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chip removed
          >Fake friends leave you
          >Get a fresh start
          How is that bad?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>Get a fresh start
            >be a literal godly oneman army thats solos tanks
            >have all powers be stripped away and beaten by some random nignog
            Fate worse than death

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chip removed
              >Fake friends leave you
              >Get a fresh start
              How is that bad?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit its eminem as npc

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit does V actually get chemo'd in this ending, i thought it was my mods fricking up when this happened

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he/she is bald and bruised

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The npc chemotherapy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn vincent looks a lot like vincent

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Get your act together
              >Get some exo-suit with synthetic muscles
              >Get some passive implants like dermal and bone implants
              >Pump yourself with steroids and nano-machines
              Where is the problem?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            BECAUSE.....IT JUST IS OK?

            YOU HAVE TO DIE YOUNG LIKE SILVERHAND.

            FRICK THE CORPOS.

            NO HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silverhand was 40 when he died
              V is in his/her mid20s

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because nothing up to that point has implied that the aldecaldos are fake towards you. Them abandoning you is completely random. The mark of good fiction writing is giving the audience enough hints for them to figure out the plot right the moment before it happens.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Them abandoning you is completely random.
              homie you ghost them for two years without a heads up, what do you expect them to do? it isn't like they immediately moved on, Panam left you dozens of texts and probably upturned NC before moving camp again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can literally tell panam that somethings going to happen, and instead of trying to figure what happened to you when you didn't follow through on the timeframe, she decides that you abandoned her and fricks off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but v is being SUPER fricking vague here (why not at least say something about getting the chip removed? experimental cure, blah blah, at least then she'd have something solid to work off of.

                Also saying you'll be gone for a month or so and then completely dropping off the grid for TWO YEARS is extreme enough that her thinking you left NC and/or died is pretty fair, hell, I'd assume the worst happened even after ONE year.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It still doesn't justify her never wanting to talk to you again after she hears that it really wasn't your fault that you ended up in a coma for two years. If something like that had happened to somebody I cared about, I'd put my anger to the side and be relieved that the person didn't abandon me and I would do everything I can to help with the recovery. It's very out of character for Panam to just abandon you like that.

                You fricking dumbass, how the frick is she supposed to find you when you're in a secret government medical facility on the other side of the country?

                The same way she said she'd find Johnny and give V his body back.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not really about whether its your fault or not though? At least, the way Mitch puts it, you 'dying' nearly made her insane with grief, and she was only just starting to get over it and move on, suddenly shoving yourself back into her life would just make her spiral out again from the shock, so Mitch would rather you just stay out of contact.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mitch can suck my cyber dick, I'm not giving up on Panam.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We'll he's basically her dad, so good luck with that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why not at least say something about getting the chip removed?
                because then CDPR's totally original miseryporn ending wouldn't work

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking dumbass, how the frick is she supposed to find you when you're in a secret government medical facility on the other side of the country?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I played Phantom Liberty ending then the Crystal Palace ending right after it, and it change my perspective entirely. Everyone calling you at the end is calling you because now you're rich and famous and they want something. Saul only wants you around because you'd be a benefit to the Aldecaldos. That's why in the other ending nobody cares about you because now you're an NPC. They were all just fake friends using you, except for Vik who was your only true friend

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >except for Vik
                and misty

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a chromeless chucklefrick whose pissed off half of NC is like a death sentence anyway

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >V killed Jotaro of Kabuki, stopped the Peter pan kidnappings, killed Kurt Hansen and potentially Adam Smasher

              >Nobody remembers them after two years

              Frick night city. V should have taken the glowie job in Washington

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Theres a billion other crazy shit happening offscreen

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how long it took your friends to get over your disappearance. Yeah you were 2 years off the grid, but selling out to a corpo or marrying some chick don't happen over night.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smasher is the biggest reason no one should be forgetting V, honestly. He's such a big name that even outside of the merc life he's basically a household name. To be the person who killed him would put you in the history books for at LEAST a decade or two, even if you had nothing else to your name.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smasher has “died” at least twice now, Arasaka just keeps rebuilding him and pretend that nothing can ever beat him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could swear all combat rovots in this game has same voice as smaher with that voice filter

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But V was a decent merc even before he started chroming up. Couple of months with good diet and exercise and he should recover from the coma effects. And some of the people he helpes seems like the kind who'd help him out in return. Regina for example.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You start the game as mech problem is this game cyborgshit its too much human disguised and you cant be something like the maelstrom or takemura

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get your act together
                >Get some exo-suit with synthetic muscles
                >Get some passive implants like dermal and bone implants
                >Pump yourself with steroids and nano-machines
                Where is the problem?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because V is an invalid in the end

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A fresh start

            Anon a life with no mods in the Cyberpunk world is practically a death sentence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >V is given the option to settle down as an FIA Agent, become a fixer, or find new meaning in life after the mental and physical trauma they've endured as being a merc in Night City.

        >These are all viewed as bad things

        Man, frick CDPR.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          CDPR is run by obese women and men wearing wigs and girdles

          Always remember that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CIA agent
          Be a lap dog like Reed: No thanks.
          >Become a fixer
          Eh...
          >Find new meaning after removing all your 'borg ware
          What was the point of 'borging then?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What was the point of 'borging then?
            depends on the character background & it's mandatory to compete it night city like the thug encounter shows. Either way the relic removal ending concludes the part of v's story that started with jackie, so imo that third option makes the most sense for v, everyone moved on to new things, v can do it too

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fixers are lapdogs too. They work for corpos same as everyone else.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CIA agent
          Be a lap dog like Reed: No thanks.
          >Become a fixer
          Eh...
          >Find new meaning after removing all your 'borg ware
          What was the point of 'borging then?

          This whole ending is stupid, this should have just been the FIA Glowie ending. You get cured but become a slave to Militech/NUSA, thats it.
          Leaving it all vague is super gay after all you have been through.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOO NOOO WE NEED CONTRIVED BLEAK ENDING, WRONG FOLK AND WRONG CITY FOR GOOD ENDING CHOOMBA

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        U WANT HAPPY ENDING? GO PAY FOR SPECIAL PACKAGE AT ASIAN MASSAGE PARLOR, FILTHY GAIJIN

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shrimp fresh?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you don't understand. The happy ending is getting Saul killed so Panam the airhead gets to take over the nomads and then you get to ride around the Mojave desert in her truck convoy for 6 months until you die of brain death and get buried in an unmarked grave in the empty desert

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >songbird gets captured by maxtac
    Eh just tag along with the Nigthcities 5th column and one of the weaker gangs. We will send no reinforcements
    >songbird goes along with V
    SEND FRICKING EVERYONE!!! KILL RANDOM CIVILIANS AGHHHHH!
    I will literally create an international incident thats obviously going to start a war

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still thinkt thuis b***h its an out of season hillary clinton insert

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a very funny take, im taking this for myself now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She sort of is. Remember RED/4E and 2077 were finally starting to be developed around 2014-2015.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      >high status elite having skin bumps on their face
      Muh "lets just add imperfections for the sake of details" homosexualry. Elites can afford to have perfect skin even today, let alone in 2077, especially when their looks impacts how their audience receives them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only mid status elites (millionaires) care that much about their appearance.
        Actual high status elites (billionaires) don't give a frick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know Ballmer was still alive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you frick the president? asking for a friend

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t frick anyone in the DLC. It’s absolutely bizarre

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          didnt cdpr outright state that there would be NO new romances at all somewhere?
          that idea sure helped me not turn into a simp for these ccraaaaaazy b***hes

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC ending just makes no sense
    You go around helping the new heir to Arasaka then suddenly just bail on them
    I dont think it was well implemented outside of what if fanservice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are any of the side stories well implemented?
      Plot wise, you kidnap hanako, and meet takamura later that night. With only a day between the assult and your meeting with hanako. But you also get the side quests for johnny then. It does not make sense that right after having kidnapped the former god kings daughter, you leave to: go on a date, steal a car, meet an old rockstar, invade a maelstrum club, perform a concert, and take a selfie with uscracks.
      Game is basically about the side stories, but the main quest, is like 5 missions long.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope even the sex with the militech corpo is post getting killed at no tell motel but tbh is stupid the whole premise with v having borrowed lifetime

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that V canonically gets cured in the Star ending and has a lot of brown children with Panam.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most based character
    >game wants you to kill him
    why? claire is a moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even reddit doesnt defend Claire. Its that bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      write down my recipe, one cup of claire's tears with a garnish of dean's smoldering ashes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to talk "her" out of killing dean, because participating in death races with guns and shit can get you killed
      >"she" kills this dude anyway
      >can't even tell "her" off
      >keeps writing me annoying text messages about it
      >can only agree with "her"
      They didn't even let me call "her" a homosexual for doing this, should have just finished the race

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should've given me the option to tell him that i'm a fricking mercenary and if he wants me to kill somebody he can just cough up enough eddies to make it worth my while, why is he making me race under the pretense of winning shit if it's just some ploy to get me to feel bad about his gay husband

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >me when i take over the Afterlife when Rogue goes in the Legend ending

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You? No, you can leave. I'm not servin' you a thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a way to convince Claire to not shoot him but you have to pick the most precise shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell Claire that you won't kill him
      >But you'll do the race
      >When she tries to shoot him, keep interrupting her
      >She won't shoot him and you get his car for free
      >She eventually comes around

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only questline more "damned if you do, damned if you don't" is the Jefferson one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one was genuinely well-written. The man either becomes a brainwashed tool exactly the opposite of what he wanted to be or a paranoid schizophrenic.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't play the DLC yet, but I already know what happens and I have a question to those who played. There is cybermagic all over the place, when It's needed to frick V up. Why can't he just regenerate his nervous system with some new therapy, chip or whatever? A fricking data shard brought him back from the dead, but nobody can fix him with all the resources he should have?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just some plot related BS
      They just handwaive that his neurons are fried and cant handle combat augments anymore so hes a perma normie now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just shitty writing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because idris lied about all that shit they cripple you in case you become songbird 2

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found 2 routes weird. Its a clear case of writing a story and splitting it. Genuinely the same probelm as Fire emblem fates
    Going along with Song bird felt more hype and Satisfying with a kino ass ending but you barely know her because all her characterization and flashbacks were in the side with Idris Elba route.
    It feels like your are supposed to side against her then go back to an old save then experience saving her with the meta knowledge of knowing her

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New endings are shit. Sun ending (however you get it) is still the most kino, albeit moronic, ending.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can’t have an ending where everything is perfect forever?!
    >SHITTY WRITING! SHITTY WRITING!!!!
    Why is Ganker like this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person.

        Sad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sad.
          Black person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RDR2 has a downer ending
    >”KINO! GREATEST GAME EVER!!!”
    >CP2077 has a few downer endings
    >”shitty writing terrible game someone nuke Poland already”
    Why are Ganker posters such hypocritical scumbags?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RDR2 has a downer ending
      RDR2 is well written, we all know there's no magic cure for tuberculosis so players always knew what the stakes were.
      >CP2077 has a few downer endings
      they're downer endings because they're contrived, there's ample opportunity to make these endings bittersweet but they won't because MUH BLEAK CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA.

      honestly, one single call to Misty or conversation with Reed could've fixed this, instead V is moronic, that's bad writing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we all know there's no magic cure for tuberculosis
        Tuberculosis isn't a death sentence, if Arthur would've been able to lie low in the West and just ditch Dutch and the gang he could've made it. He did what he did despite knowing it would kill him, thats the tragedy here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          TB is the most deadly disease ever, throughout history.

          80% mortality rate at the time.
          A tb proc, meant you were basically dead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            he probably had a chance if he got it diagnosed right when he noticed a persistent cough. the shit he went through in Guarma sealed the deal

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok whatever, there was a chance.

              But how shit wouldn't the game had been if you went into the clinic, got a tb diagnosis and credits roll.

              Still a WAY better narative device than magic technobaluba that packs a normie salespoint and a macguffin in one chip sized package.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RDR2 is well written
        >mc is Antifa in the wild west

        RDR2 is shitty propaganda and it wasn't even funded by Larry Fink.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either way, people werent so fed up with miserable endings back when rdr2 came out plus it was a prequel so you already knew arthur wasnt going to stick around

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But but but you can feed the feminist woman to the alligator tho!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could not have aaid it better myself.
        Rdr2 also uses the mc dying way better, making it seem tragic.

        In CP it feels like they forget that V is dying, so they have to just let you know again, ofc infront of a new character that V can explain it to.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Able to deal with the other loans as you wish
        >This one requires you to get spat in the eye by someone with TB, no control
        >Requires you to break Micah out and kill the whole town even though no one's keeping an eye on you and you could just let him die

        RDR2 is for midwits, it will railroad you on the choices you're supposed to make to have their le tragic ending. Rockstar doesn't have the balls to let you just have a nice day to save your suffering at the end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO I WANT MY DARK MATURE STORY TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING WHERE SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORNS SHIT OUT A PERFECT SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER

      >I can’t have an ending where everything is perfect forever?!
      >SHITTY WRITING! SHITTY WRITING!!!!
      Why is Ganker like this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDR2 was a prequel and it's not like people knew how to treat tuberculosis in 1899

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you all morons feell the bait of poor arthur dying when he doesnt exist in rdr even in john conversations about his past and rdr having the same ending

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does reddit hate the NUSA ending so much?
    The "major leagues" shit is something only newbie gonks believe, its clear as day when dexter betrays you to get the quiet life. Everyone smarter just wants out. NUSA gives V a way out to a comfortable life.

    Out of all the endings you can do, this one is the biggest win for V.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NUSA gives V a way out to a comfortable life.
      death is preferable to becoming a cyberwagie for life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just dont trust NUSA
      Its a genuinely corrupt and awful country, Songbird is a compact WMD and in the side with Songbird route sends the fricking army to kill everyone in an airport because they are so scared of getting caught.

      I genuinely dont know why Idris Elbas character(even after he explained) stayed loyal after already being burned and sold out by his own country

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reed is a cuck and he is broken, he's just resigned to sticking it out with his chosen side no matter what. I am only genuinely baffled why they decided to have Johnny sympathise with Reed so much when he is pretty much his exact opposite, this game really is very badly written.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I sadly agree
          I think the game has amazing presentation, good dialogue and the best Guest star actors but the actual writing once you look into it is pretty bad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            As usual with a lot of games like this, the side characters are the best part of the writing. Judy really is a diamond among the trash of NC. Doing her quests and seeing her finally get out of NC and live a happier life is a perfect and simple ending for her. It feels grounded and that's all it needed to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biggest win is to become a wageslave
      you'd have to be a literal NPC to prefer this ending. You could have rode into the sunset with your 10/10 gf or gone out in blaze with night city at your feet as a fricking legend.

      I mean the only worse ending is maybe the suicide ending because you just give up like a b***h, but at least it's on your own terms

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        grow up, chuddy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or, CDPR could have just given you a non shit ending that allows you to continue playing after the credits like open world games should be. Being stopped from playing after the credits was a garbage decision in fallout 3 15 years ago, and it was so bad that people rioted until the ending was fixed, and it's an awful decision here too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad they didn't compromise on their artistic vision because a bunch of autistic morons want to rp as policemen or some other gay shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they didn't compromise on their artistic vision because a bunch of autistic morons want to rp as policemen or some other gay shit

            Yet there are 500 missions in the game where you literally are a cop

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Night City's criminal population decreases by 90% in one single year
              >Nobody remembers V 2 years afterwards

              Night City shouldn't have enough literal manpower to be a criminal shithole after V is finished with it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooooo you don't understand I lose my heckin' waifu Panam that I knew for 2 weeks!!!!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monowire vs Gorilla Arms and why?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorilla Arms.
      >why
      Intelligence builds are for homosexuals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Monowired bugged and uses Blunt tree or it's already fixed?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't Monowired bugged
          Good question, don't know.
          >or it's already fixed?
          If it's a bug, the answer is no it has not been fixed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Monowire is cucked for the dlc relic perks ans its the melee weapon for netrunnerds to reload ram faster

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think Monowire uses Blunt or Blade anymore, you mostly use it to combo it with Quickhacks and recover RAM/Health instead of damage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorilla arms because it looks cool as frick in all those FPS cutscenes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just stick with the canon arm besides they removed
      the OP SLEEP MISSILES

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miserable
    Worse than that, blacks like Pondsmith think the hood is cool because in his fantasy haitians program.

    For consideration of the ramifications of new technologies look to Diamond Age.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Sandra Dorsett

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there even some ai glowie quest in the expansion besides songbird?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently theres a quest where some fat slob ended up thinking he was the female influencer he was watching
    I never found it despite clearing the entire game of content DLC included

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its nothing special tbh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do I unlock it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you just need to go their house I think, need to open the map and manually select the mission

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is called dazed and confuzed. The quest has many ways of insta ending it.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one thing I hate the most about this dogshit of a game is that
    it named itself CYBERPUNK 2077
    now everytime I want to look up something that is related to the cyberpunk as a genre
    I will be flooded with this trash

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've not played the base game as I was waiting at least for 2.0 and/or PL before starting, but I've always thought it s shitty that 1) They put PL as an intermediary instead of truly taking place after the mainline games endings and B) they seemingly only added ONE ending and all the others are the same. The only thing I don't know is if the "old" endings have been significantly expanded or edited because of PL, but especially if they haven't then that's very disappointing.

    It would be forgivable if there was going to be another expansion Blood and Wine style after this, but supposedly that is not the case andthey just fricked off . There are SO many way they could go after each of the endings I was hopin to see in PL or other expansions, but frick come on while a single new ending is better than nothing that doesn't really make it sufficient, especially if you basically lower the stakes with a side-story expansion where there can't be any major changes because it still needs to plop you out back ready to do the last part of the base game.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im on PS5 ive got a bug where if i go by the stadium entrance and save after that my save will be corrupted. also new saves just get corrupted sometimes if you're nowhere near there. i have to keep checking quick saves to see if any progress i made is usable.
    i cant progress the game because saving is broken.
    fricking shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be less poor

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The engoodening of Cyberpunk 2077. Very kino.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 years in nighty city is an eternity
    you ghosting everyone for 2 years is more or less saying you're dead and gone
    they grieved you and moved on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less saying you're dead and gone
      But instead they keep wanking off with Morgan, Silverhand, Adam and Saburo even after they are fricking dead

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just played Cyberpunk for the first time

    You homosexuals were WRONG. This game is 10/10. My first hour at least was godlike. And they nailed the cyberpunk feel, this game feels like blade runner. What is Ganker's problem with this??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only realize how shallow the game is once you put it down and take a step back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of morons in here are emotionally invested in trying to stick the "bad game" label to cyberpunk 2077 and make it a new tortanic
      they aren't up to the latest news with tortanic having made hundreds of millions in microtransactions thanks to star wars morons

      they're all mongoloids falling for the hype and thinking a video game will cure their cancer
      there's also a fair amount of underage morons made it couldn't run on their shitty consoles/third world pc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thanks to star wars morons
        are star wars fans the dumbest fanbase ever? I have a hard time thinking of bigger morons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Destiny and Warframegays come to mind.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are also moronic but like

            They abso-fricking-lutely are. Going on fifty years and the series has one good movie, one good animated show and everything else is anywhere from mediocre to actual cancer.

            [...]
            Don't know about Warframe, but up until a few years ago Disney was still putting out a good (or at least entertaining) movie every couple of years.

            is saying the star wars thing goes on for half a century at this point and they are still happily eating shit, fricking sad.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair the extended universe and KoTOR had some cool things going on. The prequels were shit but funny. Star Wars became irredeemable after the disney acquisition and sequels.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They abso-fricking-lutely are. Going on fifty years and the series has one good movie, one good animated show and everything else is anywhere from mediocre to actual cancer.

          Destiny and Warframegays come to mind.

          Don't know about Warframe, but up until a few years ago Disney was still putting out a good (or at least entertaining) movie every couple of years.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to stick the "bad game" label to cyberpunk 2077 and make it a new tortanic
        the guy in charge of the new DLC is gabe amatangelo, LITERALLY A TORTANIC DEV
        I think at this point the game is worse than tortanic ever was

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You realize this just makes you sound fricking unhinged, right

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh the irony

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the same studio that did The Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone and Blood & Wine
    What went so wrong Ganker?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the old guard is long gone what else

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game had more than enough old guard in the grand scheme of things, problem is that they turned Cyberpunk into some ideas guy wet dream and when reality hit that even Ubisoft with like a billion employees would have a hard time making a game like it, there would be nothing wrong with the final product if that was what they had in mind starting out but half the news pre-release were "This feature is getting cut", the second they revealed the game was first person it was over because it showed they were just making everything up on the spot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What went so wrong Ganker?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the old guard is long gone what else

        Why is this always the case with AAA western game studios?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because companies get infested with ~~*investors*~~

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw Johnny was right all along

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is the case with all IT related jobs, as soon the project ends people jump ship hoping to be hired somewhere else for double the money

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews.

      Long answer
      >Core team for predev moves over from TW3 to start Alpha dev on Cyberpunk
      >designated Team Black
      >3 years of work and Team Black has a cool trailer and a good start on what should be an awesome game
      >Team Red's leftovers are transferred from the finished TW3 DLC to work on Cyberpunk
      >israelite Adam Bodarski is promoted to head the whole project

      What should have happened: Red grows the size of Black's core team, full production starts, another banger's released in 2 years.

      What happens: stupid israelite goes
      >duh, GTA made a lot of money
      >scrap everything and make me a GTA clone!
      Team Black members say
      >no is stupid idea and goes against everything we have worked on for 3 years
      stupid israelite says
      >obey me or find work elsewhere!
      >scrap everything!
      >new vision!
      >more funding!

      Now, note here the power israelites have in our society that they can ruin entire countries with impunity and the gentile CEO has no control.

      What should have happened: the israelite who should have never been hired nor promoted is fired.
      What happens: CDPR loses its' key personnel, some of them make Ruiner (I recommend it).

      Adam Bodarski's israeli genius strikes again
      >I will hire a poos and women to finish the game
      >I can pay them pennies and keep the millions for the chosen!

      What the stupid israelite doesn't understand is no amount of poos and women can replace 1 white programmer. Programming is a non transferable value. The pajeets and cat ladies don't know how to use the engine and can't make a new one.

      Development stalls until a decade has passed and CDPR publishes the semitic turd that reversed their ascendancy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he the same moron that brought keanu chungus and idris elba?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know bro. It's a common story where as a company becomes successful for the quality of its' product, a new type of leadership takes over who have the high iq take that the product doesn't matter, only ads.

          So in typically israeli fashion you have investment after investment after investment from the Polish government and other sources to try to fix the fundamental problem of having no development team by throwing money at the executives who drove away the development team.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh damn I didn't know Ruiner devs were ex-CDPR
        It's a really good cyberpunk-themed game, easily one of my most favorites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing
      their both are shitty
      cyberpunk is just less shitty but more buggy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom Liberty is unironically better than the entirety of Witcher 3 including expansions. It's such a tight experience. If every district in NC was as good as Dogtown, CP2077 would have gone down as one of the all time greats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna be frank here

      i think its just the fact that the setting sucks
      sure you could have made better gameplay and better pacing and better driving and better rpg elements and better characters and better writing...

      but the fact of the matter is that cyberpunk is a mediocre simulacrum of a futuristic setting. its made by an imposter.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CDPR is a disgrace

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.0 don't let you upgrade weapon tiers
    Where can find now good(Iconic) guns and shotguns?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy the schemstics at gun shops after getting fallout new vegas by dex

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're not even trying to hide it anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait this polsky turning into prince charles next game ( can you kill him btw?)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to CD Project starting out as a bootleg cd sellers.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CDPR
    >Techland
    Whats with polish devs always overhyping and under delivering in their games?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good question. Ask Bethesda and bioware

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Dying Light 1 was a pretty good game IMO. I think they scrapped half of Dying Light 2 when Avelone got that false allegation but that makes them even more cucked

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what i meant is a travesty what happened to DL2
        >CDPR sells out to israelites
        >Techland sells out to Chinks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Błyszczący. Basically.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was some mind of icon that appeared above people’s heads so I can tell if they bought this game, their opinions on the quality of any other game should be immediately worthless. Also, the fact that so many losers think a cushy government job and normal life is worse than slowly dying with a bunch of drug addicted degenerates is sad.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There aren't multiple endings, there are multiple wrong choices and one right one. If you understand the themes of the story, you'll realize that the assault on Arasaka tower with Rogue is just you becoming more like Johnny Silverhand, losing yourself and your future to petty pointless revenge that does nothing. Joining Arasaka strips you of your soul, turning you into a shell of flesh that has no real chance of survival. Only by joining the Aldecaldos, saving Johnny, and riding off into the sunset with them (either with or without Judy, depending on who your V is) will you finally leave the cancer that is Night City, becoming your own person focused on your own needs. Having a family that you trust, living a life not surrounded by advertisements and the influence of corporate control, able to live free. It's why that ending is the only one where Misty says you have a good future ahead of you, even if the game says you might only have 6 months to live. The game is incredibly spiritual, and the chances that V survives are greater. Johnny, Arasaka, neither are killing your brain anymore, and you can finally recover. Your final act is casting aside the bullet that nearly ended you, moving on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is going in a blaze of glory... frick family, Panam/Avocados and Misty. Where here to be a legend in NC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based. Themes of the story or whatever is just a post hoc rationalization of what you consider to be important personally. That is to say, if you walk into Cyberpunk with no expectations, the family happy life business stuff will weigh as much as going down in history guns blazing. And in the end it's you who picks what matters the most. Up until just a few centuries ago people saw nothing wrong with killing yourself if your lord died or if you did something that reflects poorly on him. Happy life in the wasteland is a post-60s post-social security post-love revolution concept.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know where all of Night City's legends are? The graveyard, forgotten and reduced to marketable merchandise by Corporations. Johnny Silverhand nuked Night City, and where is he now? His body tucked away in some oil field, his band used to prop up Samurai shirts. Being a legend in Night City makes you the biggest poser of all time, even Johnny sees it by the end. Rogue saw it, Morgan Blackhand saw it, Spider Murphy too. You chase pure ego, and in the end it's your achilles heel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Morgan Blackhand saw it
          Morgan saw shit, got his ass blasted by Smasher and then run with the tail between the legs
          >Spider Murphy too
          Spider compost
          >Rogue
          Chromed Coward
          If you don't have a name in NC and a drink in the Afterlife you are nothing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice bait, anon. Sorry that no one is taking it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only by joining the Aldecaldos, saving Johnny, and riding off into the sunset with them (either with or without Judy, depending on who your V is) will you finally leave the cancer that is Night City, becoming your own person focused on your own needs
      Nomad hands wrote this post.

      Arasaka is the only true ending.

      >Has Alt make Soulkiller 50+ years ago
      >Somehow DOESN'T have the cure?
      You'd be fricking stupid to think they wouldn't have some way of unfricking a 'Saka CEO if they tested Soulkiller on them and somehow that shit wasn't super functional (reason why the "relic" in the first place was finally being beta tested in 2070's).

      It's why Phantom Liberty's ending is fricking stupid as well: SOMEHOW Alt and the Blackwall has the cure just like Arasaka (didn't) could? Really?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the sprawl trilogy, the protagonist of the first book (Henry Case from Neuromancer) does end up with a happy life having a family. The notion in Cyberpunk/dystopian fiction that there can't be a happy ending is silly and overly pessimistic.
    Tbh, a happy ending doesn't fit V's story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all do case gets married, bobby gets to be rich and shack up with angie, mona takes over angies star life.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit disney-marvel zoomies are obsessed with "canon".
    >noooo only the hollywood israelite's version of Captain America is the TRUE one, there might be le heckin problematic versions in the icky comics

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey where can I find a good iconic cyberdeck? The fuyutsuki Tinkerer isn't where it should be anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iconic Cyberwear gets added to Ripperdocs once you hit level 45, but before that can be found out in the wild. I have no idea if they are fixed spawns or just lucky finds though.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check online to see reaction to dlc
    >everyone's just fellating themselves over how sad the ending is
    What the frick is wrong with people? I bet if ME3 came out nowadays you would unironically have morons pretending the ending was good.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only actual fans understand how to play the game you dumb Black person. Everyone has been doing it wrong.

    The DLC is a fricking spy thriller with an attached ARG and you think you're supposed to fly down the main storyline? Dumbass. I'll have to teach everyone the right way to REALLY enjoy cyberpunk myself.

    TODAY is a RED letter day.

    Some of you will know what that means. I figured it out.

    Go back and watch the very first teaser trailer. Pay very close attention. It's right in front of you, and none of you can see it.

    You're all going to feel like Fools after I turn the Key.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, let's bomb Arasaka

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're going much farther than that.

        We're reforming the United States of America.

        Arasaka WILL be exterminated from American soil. The Founders have seen to this. Founder V is now ready to begin.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, I can't fricking play this game anymore.
    How do I make money now that most vendor trash has been removed from the game?
    Should I be upgrading weapons (iconics, of course) or just using new ones? What's their maximum tier?
    Why doesn't the game fricking show me what each cyberdeck does, because it tier 1 they all do the same thing? Should I go with the Arasaka deck that does the same thing as the starter Paraline but costs two more to equip, I wonder?
    They changed all the systems and nothing is explained. So, clothes are all just transmogs now and damage reduction comes entirely from cyberware armor? How do you increase usages of the grenade and health items?
    I got into a fight with that cyberpsycho that comes out of the fridge and she just sliced me to shit in two seconds, dodging all my bullets and sword attacks, and I can't even use quickhacks on her because they cost more than my shit fricking Paraline can offer in terms of RAM.
    What is going on?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So, I can't fricking play this game anymore.
      Hang in there
      >How do I make money now that most vendor trash has been removed from the game?
      Gigs, Ciberpsychos (if you are high geared), Secondary Jobs and sell equipment from enemy
      >Should I be upgrading weapons (iconics, of course) or just using new ones? What's their maximum tier?
      Upgrade if you only feel weak and the max tier is 5++
      >Why doesn't the game fricking show me what each cyberdeck does, because it tier 1 they all do the same thing? Should I go with the Arasaka deck that does the same thing as the starter Paraline but costs two more to equip, I wonder?
      You need to upgrade tier to see upgrades, go with Arasaka until you can get Tetratech
      >They changed all the systems and nothing is explained. So, clothes are all just transmogs now and damage reduction comes entirely from cyberware armor? How do you increase usages of the grenade and health items?
      Clothes is transmog now, you get armor with cyberware. You can only reduce cooldown from medikits and grenades (or get refund if you kill with some perks)
      >I got into a fight with that cyberpsycho that comes out of the fridge and she just sliced me to shit in two seconds, dodging all my bullets and sword attacks, and I can't even use quickhacks on her because they cost more than my shit fricking Paraline can offer in terms of RAM.
      Cyberpsycho's are high tier combats, you can't do it at level 1... the most viable level/gear for the first cyberpsycho is 25+
      >What is going on?
      We are going to bomb Arasaka choom!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cyberpsycho's are high tier combats, you can't do it at level 1... the most viable level/gear for the first cyberpsycho is 25+
        kek, I think I did my first one at level 4, literally just sneak up behind him and KO
        you can just one shot all of them the second you have the cripple movement quickhack too.
        Very Hard btw

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah this, the anon you quoted has literal skill issues
          the invisible woman, the sniper at the overpass, the maelstrommer, and the unga bunga moron near the helipad I was able to take down on a fresh playthrough at level 5~15, very hard using a tech sniper build

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            (me)
            the level scaling changes from 2.0 fricked up the cyberpsycho difficulty, I remember cheesing the double turret cyberpsycho because I was too low leveled but I liked the challenge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I make money now that most vendor trash has been removed from the game?
      Kill folks, loot guns. Go to gun dealer or a general store. Sell them.

      Anything that isn't Iconic is generally worthless if it isn't Tier 5+.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day shills

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't pride parades and events outlawed in Poland?
      I seem to remember them burning a rainbow flag or something in public and nobody batted an eye.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't call it a pride parade anon, they call it the equality parade, which means it's good and wholesome and you should let the twerking parade dancers teach your children about equality

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites won
      The West has fallen

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cyberpunk more like cuberPUNK'D

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no new romance
    >Dog Town is a pain in the ass to get around with the scanning and narrow streets
    >new ending is even worse than the Devil ending
    >new apartment is a derelict crack house
    >Johnny’s characterization is all over the place
    No idea where this DLC is getting its 9/10 scores, let alone being compared to Blood and Wine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny's character is perfectly in line with who he is. He's a deserter and he keeps trying to justify his worldview to you, but ends up admitting that he was too eager to toss the people who cared about him into the flames to make his dream of a corpo-less world a reality. It's been a problem he's been wrestling both in the original RPG, as well as how he behaves in the base game towards people like Rogue, or the fan who he calls a coward for not doing shit. He simply sees the government and corpos to be one and the same, which isn't actually wrong considering Myers is the president of the NUSA and CEO of Militech, and Soboru was the CEO of Arasaka and Emperor of Japan. He feels guilt because he can't trust anyone, save for sound technicians and V after a while. He's terrified of being wrong, but ends up admitting he was wrong in the end.

      Also, getting across Dogtown was a lot of fun with air dash. If you have to drive though, it probably sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No idea where this DLC is getting its 9/10 scores
      Paid reviews and YT'ers.
      I had subbed to one who had "HANDS ON EARLY ACCESS" to the DLC and he talked a frick ton of shit. He said Max Tac are massive threats now and change combat entirely. I told him they're bullet sponges and he's full of shit. Lo and behold. it launches and they're indeed bullet sponges.
      ANY game that has an NDA or press blackout is shite and not worth your money.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got this game on sale and really want to like this game but it really just doesn't resonate with me and make my decisions feel interesting and meaningful. Most of the time if you choose nothing for dialogue options the same thing happens either way like in Fallout 4.

    >go from being a corpo to nobody in first 5 minutes of the game in a single cutscene aka my choice didnt even matter
    >okay its time to get the Flathead bot from Royce
    >surely as an rpg it will let me handle the problem in multiple ways like i can either sneak in and steal it
    >no my only choice is to go guns blazing or pay them
    >millitech attacks either way making my choice irrelevant again

    I'm having a difficult time even bothering to continue none of the ways to do quests feel like I'm being clever or finding a solution

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, however I recently replied the voodoo boy part and this time went with the stealth approach (took all the stealth augs, cool skills) and it felt nice how much easier it was compared to the first time when I went in guns blazing, even stealth killed placide later, after the mall mission and johnny stuff was done. So the game is not completely devoid of joy kinda.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true, Maelstrom quest for the Flathead is the most indepth quest in terms of choices.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually terrible to hear, so what options do I have that I missed? If that's the best quest in the game and I didn't like it should I even bother going further?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are some quests that explore some interesting concepts

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LITERALLY adds an entire new ending to the base game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It adds the worst ending of them all so it may as well have not added one. Imagine if in Blood and Wine you’re forced into an ending where Geralt loses all his powers, gets beat up by a peasant, and Yennefer won’t return your calls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an ending where Geralt loses all his powers, gets beat up by a peasant
        thats literally how the books its based on end

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the characters from the game proper (aside from Johnny, of course) factor into the DLC at all?
    Like, do you even get some more interaction with a romanced Panam or Judy, as people have been asking from the goddamn beginning?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A little, but not a significant amount.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panam and Judy have "interactions" with Solomon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve gotten a phone call and 1-2 texts from Panam. That’s it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even try visiting Panam, or did you expect the game to deliver all of the interaction to you on a silver platter?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the dlc did add new content to her then?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You also get to talk to her about what happened during the DLC, but I think that's it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I'll pay attention to anything new from Judy, though to be honest I've played this so long ago I could quite well mistake an old interaction for a new one because I plain forgot about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic with a side shave
      Made for getting brainfried by rampant AI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes at the new cucked ending

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dog Town doesn’t even have any Joy Toys
    No wonder they’re so angry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a Joy Toy at all gives at the very least enough money to live in the shittier parts of NC and some degree of protection from either a pimp or the Mox, Dog Town is for absolute dregs, people on the run and the odd merc who doesn't give a frick about the risks.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is funny that despite militech/NUSA being superior in firepower and military technology
    they still get their asses kicked by Arasaka and their netrunner with mecha suit power

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Militech should have kidnapped Alt Cunningham first if they wanted to win

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, they tried I think, but arasaka got to her first.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought militech was winning or won the last corpo war at least

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dog Town doesn't even have any DOGS

    dogshit zogslop polish turd """""game"""""

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a cat universe just dp tskemura quest for the shilling

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im really surprised they are doubling down on a sequel after everything
    must have been a hell of a sales man that sold the idea of a sequel to the suits and the investors after that massive stock crash, no matter if it eventually recovered or not

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had no interest in buying the DLC since the base game itself is hot garbage. It sounds like I made the right decision because the DLC appears to be even worse than the base game lmfao.

    >Every ending is... le bad!

    Hey, I'll give them this much: at least they finally added an ending where V doesn't die lmfao.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where V doesn’t die
      V is fricking toast in Night City if he’s getting bullied by lvl 1 hobos post-coma

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        as soon as V got out of the car I knew he was gonna get jumped by a Black person

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Tower ending was their intention from the beginning but they weren't able to finish it in time and had to get the game out after all the delays so they made filler endings. I think they're going to have V die as a canonical ending and they'll go down on the tier of the Smashers and Blackhands, etc. The next Cyberpunk game will follow a completely unrelated character. V was never meant to be a long-term protagonist. They were competent enough to write characters people like, but their earlier incompetence leaving a false ending in the base game came back because now people just feel like they wasted 3 years.

    my conspiracy

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come Ganker is okay head canoning fnv endings but doing the same for cp2077 is bad?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a handful of morons trying really hard to force it. In the same vein, you could say that Ganker isn't okay with fnv, endings or otherwise, because a couple morons have tried really hard to force that it's a troony game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troons do love new vegas, because they get the quirky dyke follower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do gamers love the best videogame FNV
      >but hate this kosher turd?

      because in the first case, the game has many potential endings combinatorially, and further allows for and encourages players to make their own fan fiction about their courier.

      In the latter game, it's not an rpg, it's streamlined into a few simple choices, and none of them matter because the pc has cyberaids in any case. There's no choice. no variance. No replayability. No player input.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why do people keep calling it an RPG, what the frick are people doing if not roleplayiing?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just load up the game and a new character
    Why are all my guns so fricking inaccurate?
    And shooting costs stamina? recharging grenades and health items? what the frick?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to spend perk points to improve your aim

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why no romance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will die alone and you will be sad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would a romance with her even work exactly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like 007 girls a one night stand

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to get her personality scan, could probably do it by fricking her brains out in the vip room

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok that would work, I'll give you that

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    in this game you have choices

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there only one prostitute pair in the entire game?

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth buying now? Is it like Deus EX Human Revolution? I liked that one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker wouldn't like this, but I'd say it's a fair bit better than human revolution, yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes kinda but you have stats and more weak augmentations and lot of looter shooter shit

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any mods that fix the fricked up pedestrian generation?
    I booted the game up for 2.0, walked into a crowd, and the first thing I see is 4 identical women following each other in a single-file line. Nothing could have taken me out of the game more quickly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was an influencer and her posse.

      Is it worth buying now? Is it like Deus EX Human Revolution? I liked that one

      I honestly don't get how people can suck Deus Ex's dick but hate on Cyberpunk. They're very similar gameplay-wise but CP just offers so much more.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i honestly don't get how people can suck Deus Ex's dick but hate on Cyberpunk

        good bait anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're not different
        cyberpunk is a looter shooter

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your character
    Huh? Were you under the impression you were actually roleplaying your own character and not just slightly steering a preset like you did in the Witcher games?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it adds another option. You want a cure at ANY cost? Well here it is, but it's quite the cost.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS REALLY FRICKING HAPPENING

    MODS

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        HALF-LIFE: RED SHIFT

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sexy Asian chick with a thick ass
    >Tough muscular black guy
    >neither are romance options

    Thank you CDPR, very fricking cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man frick CDPR for not making her a romance option. They even have the gall to tease you so much with her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really should have made her a romance option just for the edgerunner parallels. Also it would be a lot more edgekino to hand her to NUSA after sexing her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, I hugged the shit out of her when the prompt came up, and then I found out both endings with her ended up with her stabbing you in the back, dying, or being Myers slave for the rest of her life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They really should have made her a romance option just for the edgerunner parallels. Also it would be a lot more edgekino to hand her to NUSA after sexing her.

          I know anon
          She is literally as close as having Lucy in game we are ever getting , you literally SEND HER TO THE MOON. And they fricked that up too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She tells you that she led you on out of guilt before she passes out, so you eventually get a choice on what to do with her. I think it makes sense for her, she obviously hates herself for her past choices in her life so she bets on the "second chance" moon trip as her clean slate to start living as she wants.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always start a game pissed that CP77 doesn't give you many romance options, but then I see Panam's ass and everything seems right in the world.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt realize how much of a not RPG it was the first time around. it feels like wolfenstein or something. literally none of the choices matter.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm intrigued name me a Cyberpunk media that isn't miserable. It kinda comes with the trope.
    Like complaining hiphop has Black folk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk Edgerunners

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Megalo Box count as cyberpunk?
      It's one of the only handful of anime series I would recommend to someone who hasn't watched any anime at all.
      Really good boxing anime

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        still don't know how they made season 2 better the the first one

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how sequels should always be

          If they make an anime where 90% of the cast dies, people be mad and hate the anime.

          Not if it's made by this guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk 2077

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAS ALL NETRUNNERS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *short circuits, sets you on fire, blinds you, gives computer virus makes you put a gun to your own head*
      nothin personnel kiddo.. that's just how it is in night city

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Songbird is hideous. Ruiner was great and can’t wait for Final Frame.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puts you to sleep

    actually insane how little respect this game has or gameplay in its mission design

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