Giving this game another chance despite the absolutely garbage shitty spaceship battles.

Giving this game another chance despite the absolutely garbage shitty spaceship battles. I don't know who's idea it was to add those but they're likely braindead. Wish me luck

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good luck anon! :3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks I guess, even if youre being ironic. Ive been looking for a game to finally enjoy after so many disappointments in a row

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just use cheat engine to give yourself the currency needed to buy the best ship parts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on an emulator

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes? Use cheat engine. I didn't say use a table.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good luck 🙂

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're pretty shit but the mandatory ones take up like 10 minutes all put together.
    GC contains the worst boss fight ever made and that probably takes longer than the spaceship missions.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Space battles in 1 where honestly better, they added a upgrade system to the ship, which was cool, but the level design, enemy design and control of those sections where horrid,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and control of those sections where horrid,

      Yes. Absolutely fricking horrid.

      For some reason the camera controls are reversed I think? But I tried to change it in settings and nothing changed, it was still trash? Seemingly no lock on, so I'm just moronicly waving my reticle holding shoot at anything that moves. Turning to somebody behind me feels fricking moronic and I somehow lose my target. Barrel rolls do anything since enemies just hold shoot. Same with boost, what the frick even is the point of boost?

      Man...I still got through the levels but they feel like shit to play. No control, no skill, nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you copying the spaceship combat of 1 then? It looks fun.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember to do the boob secret

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ship battles are fine, the issue is the races for the platinum bolts

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to realize 2 is the worst of the quadrilogy
    >Not as good of a platformer as 1
    >Not as good of a shooter as 3 and DL
    >A lot of half baked systems and GARBAGE bosses all around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I just have played the 3rd game first? Maybe it has the highest metacritic score for a reason...no shitty spaceship fights

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 3rd game is what spawned a villain that was so good, the devs kept bringing him back again and again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nefarious is so fricking boring what are you talking about?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get real for a second. He's better than Tachyon and the twins. Especially in 3.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nefarious is good in 3. After that he becomes a parody of himself. Should have stayed a one off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alwas has been.
      Also what the frick is that pacing.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 is better than 3, any argument otherwise is delusional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if I said, they're all not that good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Taste is subjective

        :^)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and I'm not talking about taste tard. Also "taste is subjective" is midwits first revelation.

          Also objectively if taste is subjective, there no substantive meaning to expressing one thing as better than another because it can't be better, you can only choose something over another, there's no quantitative reasoning one thing can be better than another. The most obvious way to realize this is colour. Not one single colour has any more valuable property over another. The reason colour is the best way to realize this, is because it's simpler than taste, but has none of the social baggage of taste either. Whether rational or not, some people are SIMPLY going to state that some things taste better than other things or not. Pineapple pizza is probably the best example of this, but one might say the meme of Chinese people eating dogs applies as well.

          Your understanding of "subjectivity" is superficial. No criticism whatsoever should ever be valid if things are completely or solely subjective and nothing can ever be done better or worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not reading all that. 2 is fun.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit thread

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the final version of the RYNO in 3 was really shit.

    The devs really fricked up on that one.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me, or anybody else can't play these games for more than like an hour straight? idk they're fine games I guess, but I just get bored of the simple activities after a while. Unironically feels like playing with a children's toy and really, that's not a bad thing, it's even a bit fun. Actually reminds me kind of mobile games now that I think about it. But I can't do it for too long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody is ignoring you but no, you are not alone, people just don't like the franchises they're attached to being called children's toys so nobody will acknowledge

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