>The Woodsman saying he was going to take care of something >Bluebeard burning evidence in Crane's apartment >Nerissa actually being Faith >None of this will get developed because the new season will have a totally different story
Man what a fricking monkey's paw
the game isnt reaaaally like the comics, and the comics themselves were actually pretty good right up to the end of the main arc, and then it immediately nosedives into this weirdo shit that went on for like 100 more issues that no one liked
Why does "smash a glass into someone's face" need a shortened version like that? I remember Euros trying to make fun of Americans for not knowing it but maybe we just don't smash a glass cup into someone's face often?
in the context of the scene many players wanted to buy him a drink. it was a moment of solidarity between two long time rivals. it was logical that there would be an option tro hand him a drink when they both sit down at the bar. it was illogical to assume that button would just be "smash a glass on his head"
in the context of the scene youre making up bullshit based on what "many players" wanted to happen. if the prompt was "take him outside" or "lift him off his feet" youd still be a moron for assuming it would be a positive action. if the option was to buy him a drink thats what it would say. the meaning of the option isnt changed by the context of the scene but by the limits of your vocabulary. theres nothing logical about the misunderstanding at all.
>I remember Euros trying to make fun of Americans for not knowing it
I remember this too. It felt so odd, since I knew it meant smash the glass in his face which is why I did it
Only ESLs could understand this because they're used to having to guess the implications of english words they've never heard before. Americans got filtered.
Some native punk kid glassed some other child at a party I did not attend when I was in high school and he had to get a lot of stitches on his face. Said native child later committed suicide at the age of 16/17 just like his homosexual native father before him. Good riddance to native garbage.
>[Knife him]
WTF I THOUGHT HE NEEDED SOMETHING TO BUTTER A TOAST WITH >[Shank him]
WTF I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HIM SOME OF MY ROAST >[Shoot him] >WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK THAT'S NOT DELIVIOUS BAMBOOOOO
HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
I've never been to a bar and I don't drink. I knew what that prompt meant.
you’re me
if i tell somebody to do that i want it done as violently as possible too
Where did you learn it from?
>The Woodsman saying he was going to take care of something
>Bluebeard burning evidence in Crane's apartment
>Nerissa actually being Faith
>None of this will get developed because the new season will have a totally different story
Man what a fricking monkey's paw
taking into account the direction the comics took and that we are in current year this game is going to suck.
Different anon here. Not into comic books but what direction did they go into from which original direction?
the game isnt reaaaally like the comics, and the comics themselves were actually pretty good right up to the end of the main arc, and then it immediately nosedives into this weirdo shit that went on for like 100 more issues that no one liked
The resolution to the main conflict that has been going for a while was very underwhelming, and after that they just kinda meandered.
Comfort Misha
Why does "smash a glass into someone's face" need a shortened version like that? I remember Euros trying to make fun of Americans for not knowing it but maybe we just don't smash a glass cup into someone's face often?
Even if you want to argue that it's an unnecessary or weird term, assuming it would mean to buy someone a drink is monumentally stupid.
in the context of the scene many players wanted to buy him a drink. it was a moment of solidarity between two long time rivals. it was logical that there would be an option tro hand him a drink when they both sit down at the bar. it was illogical to assume that button would just be "smash a glass on his head"
in the context of the scene youre making up bullshit based on what "many players" wanted to happen. if the prompt was "take him outside" or "lift him off his feet" youd still be a moron for assuming it would be a positive action. if the option was to buy him a drink thats what it would say. the meaning of the option isnt changed by the context of the scene but by the limits of your vocabulary. theres nothing logical about the misunderstanding at all.
i agree, but they should have just added another option that said {hand him a drink} problem solved
"Brain him," meaning to dash out someone's brains, is in Shakespeare.
>I remember Euros trying to make fun of Americans for not knowing it
I remember this too. It felt so odd, since I knew it meant smash the glass in his face which is why I did it
The closest I've heard is glassing a city, ie bombing it to the ground. What else would glassing a person mean?
Only ESLs could understand this because they're used to having to guess the implications of english words they've never heard before. Americans got filtered.
ESL and still got filtered. It's just a niche term.
I bet you think Ice Him means you give him a pack of ice
Glass it.
I was like 13 when this game was new and I knew what it meant.
I would like to thank Aussie shitposters for teaching me this slang
>shove him aside
>no actual shoving, Geralt uppercuts him then breaks his leg
That's Poles for ya.
holy kino
the decision that killed the ESL playthroughs
I thought it was a British term for clinking glasses together.
BIGBY [GLASS HIM] SIMULATOR 2 FRICKING WHEN!?!?!?!?!?!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
never, the devs closed shop from making too many shit game
You two really don't know?
Some native punk kid glassed some other child at a party I did not attend when I was in high school and he had to get a lot of stitches on his face. Said native child later committed suicide at the age of 16/17 just like his homosexual native father before him. Good riddance to native garbage.
I want the wolf to glass me
><Beer me>
>They smash a beer on my face
wtf
well?
Stupid devs removing the drills.
That kills the Misha!
>[glass the planet]
>And the judgement is... Exterminatus.
>*you order the fleet to order the planet a drink*
>go to buy some snacks at a concessions stand
>the guy surrenders to you
>[Knife him]
WTF I THOUGHT HE NEEDED SOMETHING TO BUTTER A TOAST WITH
>[Shank him]
WTF I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HIM SOME OF MY ROAST
>[Shoot him]
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK THAT'S NOT DELIVIOUS BAMBOOOOO