>GM says he's burnt out with our game. >character stolen

>GM says he's burnt out with our game
>character stolen

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rest of the group suddenly can't do Sundays anymore
    >entire game stolen

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come back from the bathroom and everyone else is gone
    >tv stolen

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GM cancels Roll20 game
    >entire Internet stolen

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >move to another part of the world with a different timezone
    >campaign and friend group stolen
    ;_; I don't want to leave them but I can't live in this grey country any more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't live in this grey country any more
      What country?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Double what country.

        United Kingdom
        The country has a lot of good things going for it, but I can't take it any more
        The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey. /blog ig

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey.
          Are you literally me? I’ve been saying literally the exact same thing since I first went, 15 years ago. I even say it in that order.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey.
          Are you literally me? I’ve been saying literally the exact same thing since I first went, 15 years ago. I even say it in that order.

          Is this true outside of major cities though? I know london is a shithole but what about the countryside?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's significantly more true outside of cities. I love the centre of London, actually, but it's so fricken expensive unless you live in the suburbs, which are by contrast the absolute fricking zenith of British greyness.
            Don't get me wrong; lots of places, like huge chunks of Wales, are gorgeous and pretty and quaint to live in, but it's not enough to dig the greyness out from under my ribs. I've gotta live somewhere else. Thankfully I speak another language and I have another nationality (New Zealand) so I have options.

            >The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey.
            Are you literally me? I’ve been saying literally the exact same thing since I first went, 15 years ago. I even say it in that order.

            Whenever non-Euros talk about going to Britain on holiday I always warn them that it might be a better idea to keep Britain as a relatively short stop and focus on places like Italy, Spain, Greece, or even France. Again, I actually think Britain is a great country and lots of people love it here, but it just doesn't suit me.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I love the centre of London, actually
              Christ anon you need to go and get your head checked.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not

            I've worked in big cities and lived outside them. The grey rot is real, the countryside is also real.

            Chances are Anon is in Manchester or some other shithole city lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually live in the least grey city in the country, but it's awful for totally unrelated reasons (so many tourists that I don't feel like I'm in my hometown, I feel like I live in a theme park). If it weren't for the people, it'd be a beautiful city. I also grew up in a small countryside town which I now appreciate was very quaint and pretty, but which was full of horrendous people and cost a lot to live in. The vast, vast majority of this country is not like that.
              I did just spend six years at uni in Leeds, though. Argh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Move to Australia. Nice weather. People speak english. Plenty of white women. And it’s not a shithole like the US. Don’t go to New Zealand the kiwis are buttholes and the place is infested with the woke mind virus.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the woke mind virus
                As if Melbourne isn't working as hard as it can to corrupt the rest of the country and winning. The only reason Sydney isn't the same is the fact it's a Chinese colony.
                All the other cities are borderline irrelevant and will fall in due time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t tell people to move to Australia. It’s not ethical.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm woke and unbothered about the colour of women, so that doesn't bother me. I am worried about the fact it's apparently difficult to get a job in New Zealand, though.

                If you don't drive passed woodland or open fields on your way to do... anything, you live in the shitty parts

                Head out to the country, I only see tourists here during summer

                Oh we have beautiful countryside, but for me that's not enough to escape the greyness. I totally get how you could be more than happy living in somewhere as beautiful as the non-shit parts of Wales or the Lake District or even my own hometown in the south east (if you can fit in with the gigantically stuck-up ultra middle classness of it all). But it's not enough for me. I've gotta get out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please don't bring your schitzo fear mongered ass to my country and stay there

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't drive passed woodland or open fields on your way to do... anything, you live in the shitty parts

                Head out to the country, I only see tourists here during summer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do what your ancestors should have done 200 years ago...

                Picrel is Alabama.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have any idea how genuinely impossible it is to get into america as a native european? I'm of the mind that it's intentional lobbying from our own governments to stop the entire young native population from jumping ship

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                York?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oxford

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Harry Potter experience is packed wall to wall with chinamen (mostly chinawomen) though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't dislike tourists because of who they are as people lmao. I dislike the quantity. It's fricking insane. Like you say -- wall to wall, and it's not just in tacky tourist trap shops.

                >I love the centre of London, actually
                Christ anon you need to go and get your head checked.

                Amazing museums, beautiful architecture, delicious food and drink, gorgeous art galleries, and all sorts of niche shows. The only downside is that it all costs eighty times more than it should.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Living in Manchester. Grew up in small village rural neighbourhood before moving here. There is no escaping the bleakness. City is a shithole and the further out you go, the less amenities you have available. There is no comfortable middle ground. Big towns aren't the middle of the venn diagram like you'd expect, they're their own flavour of hellscape. See Huddersfield.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >See Huddersfield.
                I will not.
                But medium towns definitely manage to be the worst of both worlds remarkably effectively.

                >bend down to pick up dice fallen off table
                >anal virginity stolen

                You're a tired meme reposter, we know there was nothing to steal.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cornwall, wales, and Scotland (non city areas) are all great, anon was just living the (admittedly) vile English city life

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I know london is a shithole but what about the countryside?
            Doing what? With who? Just moving to a nicer part of the country isn't an option for most people. Either way you're going to be doing the same monotonous laptop work with an Indian glaring over your figurative shoulder, and green fields and white neighbours aren't enough to make that any better.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go away urbanite. It's not my fault you can't live without your fake and gay society.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said while participating in the most rootless, cosmopolitan experience of all, talking with anonymous people on the internet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You) are verysmart

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most places are shit, you'll come to find. I'd leave here too if only I had somewhere to go.
          I'm from Houston, Texas. Cars and parking lots and highways and strip malls. Fricking flat, fricking wet, ugly, humid. Everyone is fat, ugly, stupid, and every day I spend down here the fatter, uglier and stupider I get too. The plants are green but the wilderness is choked by what seems to be infinite amounts of thin choking twigs and brush so you can't walk through it unless you bring a machete.
          It seems every building was designed to look like a cheap gas station. If you go downtown or something it might look nice in a few spots, but driving into it makes you feel like you're going to have an anxiety attack. Every time we head out by car it feels like there's a near miss where some moron nearly causes a high speed collision in high traffic. Of course public transport either doesn't exist or doesn't work and walking is quite literally fricking impossible by design because there are no sidewalks or anything.
          I talk shit about the UK often but I'm feeling deep empathy for you right now.
          Sometimes I wonder if we're even any different. Maybe we're all just fricked. I firmly believe that ugly spaces breed ugly minds and ugly souls and I'm beginning to wonder if the minds of all the people of the world aren't beginning to rot because of it. It's why we're all going insane and fricking hate each other.
          I'm not sure I've ever seen a place in my life that wasn't an ugly shitstain of a place, and I've been around. Once I stood on the beach in Santa Monica, LA, and it was beautiful, but then I saw some strung-out bum doing heroine slumped over against the wall of a vegan Thai restaurant where I SWEAR to GOD Lori Lightfoot was eating with her wife, pretending not to notice him. Lori Lightfoot is one of the most distinctly ugly c**ts who exists on this planet so I know this shit for a fact.
          I felt like I was looking at a living, breathing political satire comic. Stupefied.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I firmly believe that ugly spaces breed ugly minds and ugly souls and I'm beginning to wonder if the minds of all the people of the world aren't beginning to rot because of it.
            I always like to add that, historically speaking, most humans were able to look up at night and literally see the plane of the galaxy we live in.
            The night sky these days is a bleak peppering of stars with no obvious pattern or relevance. We're myopic, inward facing, and becoming more and more brutal as we imagine there to be no available frontiers. It's disgusting.
            Yes that means you too, leftoids. You're not immune to the temptations of authoritarianism.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              In a weird way sometimes it helps me to connect with other people knowing that we're all fricked up and spiteful for the same basic reasons. Men hate women, women hate men, blues hate reds, reds hate blues, whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites, it's just an endless tide of depravity.
              But even the people I really, really fricking hate I have a bit of mercy towards because there's a little node somewhere in my soul that tells me that at the very least we're all full of spite for the same reasons and just trying to claw our way out of it. Leftist cuck? Only believes in all that stuff as a mechanism to claw for some kind of answer. Alt-right jackass? Same deal, just holding on to any raft available to stop from drowning.
              Despite myself I feel like we're all comrades in some kind of unseen spiritual torture chamber.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most places are shit, you'll come to find. I'd leave here too if only I had somewhere to go.
              I'm from Houston, Texas. Cars and parking lots and highways and strip malls. Fricking flat, fricking wet, ugly, humid. Everyone is fat, ugly, stupid, and every day I spend down here the fatter, uglier and stupider I get too. The plants are green but the wilderness is choked by what seems to be infinite amounts of thin choking twigs and brush so you can't walk through it unless you bring a machete.
              It seems every building was designed to look like a cheap gas station. If you go downtown or something it might look nice in a few spots, but driving into it makes you feel like you're going to have an anxiety attack. Every time we head out by car it feels like there's a near miss where some moron nearly causes a high speed collision in high traffic. Of course public transport either doesn't exist or doesn't work and walking is quite literally fricking impossible by design because there are no sidewalks or anything.
              I talk shit about the UK often but I'm feeling deep empathy for you right now.
              Sometimes I wonder if we're even any different. Maybe we're all just fricked. I firmly believe that ugly spaces breed ugly minds and ugly souls and I'm beginning to wonder if the minds of all the people of the world aren't beginning to rot because of it. It's why we're all going insane and fricking hate each other.
              I'm not sure I've ever seen a place in my life that wasn't an ugly shitstain of a place, and I've been around. Once I stood on the beach in Santa Monica, LA, and it was beautiful, but then I saw some strung-out bum doing heroine slumped over against the wall of a vegan Thai restaurant where I SWEAR to GOD Lori Lightfoot was eating with her wife, pretending not to notice him. Lori Lightfoot is one of the most distinctly ugly c**ts who exists on this planet so I know this shit for a fact.
              I felt like I was looking at a living, breathing political satire comic. Stupefied.

              In a weird way sometimes it helps me to connect with other people knowing that we're all fricked up and spiteful for the same basic reasons. Men hate women, women hate men, blues hate reds, reds hate blues, whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites, it's just an endless tide of depravity.
              But even the people I really, really fricking hate I have a bit of mercy towards because there's a little node somewhere in my soul that tells me that at the very least we're all full of spite for the same reasons and just trying to claw our way out of it. Leftist cuck? Only believes in all that stuff as a mechanism to claw for some kind of answer. Alt-right jackass? Same deal, just holding on to any raft available to stop from drowning.
              Despite myself I feel like we're all comrades in some kind of unseen spiritual torture chamber.

              All of you homosexuals are going to be against the wall when I finally get enough money to get to space and establish the kessler kingdom.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So yeah see you here again tomorrow anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dad used to go to Texas a lot for work. He loves walks -- like, at this point in his life he spends a few hours walking every day because if he doesn't he gets grumpy. Every day he'd leave his hotel and go for a walk, and at least once every work trip he'd get stopped by police wandering what sort of person could possibly want to walk around San Antonio. (I assume he didn't stay in the city centre)
            I know that ugly places exist everywhere, but there's different degrees of ugliness and different kinds. The ugliness in Britain is grey and soul-grinding and sticks to the inside of your ribs like lint and grot. China is in many ways an absolute tip, but somehow, I feel much more at ease in the shitty parts of Shanghai than the mediocre parts of England. And that's without mentioning places everyone knows are gorgeous like Andalucia or the south of France (which, yes, have Malaga and Marseille, because everywhere has ugly places, but God I prefer those regions).

            We will look back at this kind of "discussion" as the 2020s equivalent of argumentative atheists.

            Beats the millionth /vpol/ thread given a /tg/ lick of paint.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go back to Ganker

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >repeated reference to disease
              >willing to halfheartedly praise some regions of britain, as long as they're NOT england
              >the bad parts of china are better actually!
              We get it. You hate the english and want them extinct. Can you go suck soros' dick somewhere else?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey.
          And the cars are gray too.
          Yea, right in the feels. I'm from Russia and that's what I'm seeing everyday. Alright, I get it, we can't build beautiful buildings because reasons, but can we at least add some colors? Just about 70 years ago things were way more brightly colored.
          Yes, it really is not that bad, but I so much wish for something more lively. I've even drew some graffiti here and there just to make things a bit brighter, but, eh, too much money for something that will likely be painted over eithet way.
          Good thing you have options. I want to move to the south of the country one day, where it is at least warmer.
          Frankly, I also look at Australia as an option.
          Had a good threadshot, but it is on my PC, so maybe later.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bad news: the world is converging towards greyscale.

          https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/the-color-gray-tiktok-color-trend-study

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mate I got a job in Korea (working for the Gyeonggi-do government near the DMZ) about a year ago. I cannot recommend it enough, either you're like me and live in the countryside where you have gorgeous mountain scenery while being an hour at most from nearest major metropolitan city (in my case Seoul) or you live in the neon futurescape that are cities in East Asia, all of which are escapable for the weekend.

          I came here with career experience (in government work) but apparently the hagwons (sorta like an afterschool academy) hire basically any native English speaker with a batchelors degree who can pass a DBS check and a drug screen. People I've met say the wage isn't bad either (but I like being a tax thief).

          Of tg relevance there's loads of people here playing RPGs and board games (locals and westerners).

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's extremely heartening, because that's pretty much my plan. Of course, I'm sure I might change my mind in a few years, but that's fine. I refuse to be an English teacher tho lol.

            >The sky is grey, the buildings are beige or grey, the food is beige or grey, the people are (metaphorically) grey.
            And the cars are gray too.
            Yea, right in the feels. I'm from Russia and that's what I'm seeing everyday. Alright, I get it, we can't build beautiful buildings because reasons, but can we at least add some colors? Just about 70 years ago things were way more brightly colored.
            Yes, it really is not that bad, but I so much wish for something more lively. I've even drew some graffiti here and there just to make things a bit brighter, but, eh, too much money for something that will likely be painted over eithet way.
            Good thing you have options. I want to move to the south of the country one day, where it is at least warmer.
            Frankly, I also look at Australia as an option.
            Had a good threadshot, but it is on my PC, so maybe later.

            It's insane how much colour really does affect your day to day life.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I refuse to be an English teacher tho lol.

              I don't blame you. That said if you come to Korea quadruple check what visa you're on. Some employers will try and get you on an E-9 which is super restrictive (and other than E-2 (english teacher) is the most commonly issued visa).

              I'd argue the same with any of the East Asian countries. Most employers will be decent with you but some (the ones with the most adverts who seem to always be hiring) are 100% going to screw you over if they can.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double what country.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying players won't just play the same character in the next campaign no matter who runs it or what system it is in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a thing anybody does these days. I know it was normal in the 1970's to go from DM to DM and bring your own sheet with you, but for the past 30 years or so the first step in every campaign has been creating new characters exclusive for that campaign.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's not a thing anybody does these days.
        Today, this is called Adventurer's League, Pathfinder Society etc.
        But a lot of players have their OC donutsteel characters they play all the time, even recreating them for different systems if necessary.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I make the same racist bodybuilder character no matter the setting theme or system

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teach myself to draw by looking at deviantart and tumblr
    >my style is influenced by this
    >I stole their art!

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to German Christmas market
    >Bread is Stollen

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >players don't feel like showing up to a game this month
    >will to live stolen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once a month
      Cringe

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post about cities
    >thread stolen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will look back at this kind of "discussion" as the 2020s equivalent of argumentative atheists.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then start fricking GMing yourself, you worthless piece of shit.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    California number one!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check thread
    >dumb morons complains that life is boring
    You know what old, wise people say - only idiots get borred, smart and brave will always find a way to entertain themselves.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mugger robbed and killed the DM
    >Can't have shit in Chiraq

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bend down to pick up dice fallen off table
    >anal virginity stolen

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got loads of material to play games
    >Plenty of free time
    >Maximum five minute drive from any gaming group member
    >Everyone just wants to play 5e on Roll20 from their home
    >Soul stolen

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >firsties b***hing about their cities not being pretty enough

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss some shit? What's this new joke format?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >npc rolls a big number on dice
    >I don't
    >character stolen

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't give his underused PCs new life as NPCs in his own games

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