These guys come back, no EA bullshit microtransactions or any monetization shenanigans, pozzed culture or poor development, no rushing releases either, loot boxes etc
You get a true new SSX game, in the style of SSX3, on a single mountain, but with beautiful modern visuals, excellent gameplay. >But "It's Tricky" by Run-DMC is never referenced, sampled, or played at all.
This is due to sudden mainstream resurface of Skate and Hip-Hop culture. As a consequence, every single game made in the following 3 years will feature hip-hop and grunge art style in menus and Eminem soundtrack
You mean 3D platformers or 2D? For 3D, you get a new Donkey Kong 64 game with a new IP (e-girlcon) but it's only available on Apple TV through Apple Arcade, and no one knows about it, only you, you have no guides, reviews or video essays to work with
>gives me a collectathon
You don't even know what's good you shitter. At least you put a e-girl in it I guess. Collectathons aren't platformers btw. I prescribe you play the original 3 SMB and Adventure Island games. Then you may continue granting monkey paw wishes
A real open world game, with branching story lines, factions, world building and story telling through the scenery, crafting and online play on the same world, written by bethesda, using ID software's engines, with Zelda TOTK mechanics (movement, climbing, flying, jumping) melee, projectile based weapons, energy weapons
Or if you don't like Zelda mechanics we can use Halo's mechanics and lore, probably on a colony planet on the brink of civil war, or after being glassed the communities trying to rebuild and working together with ex-covenant people
I'm in. We need more experimentation in games and gyro-PCs are just the next step in that. Hell Nintendo should make a big heavy gyro-box their next console, sell it as an exercise gimmick or something. You've got a multi-billion dollar idea there anon.
These guys come back, no EA bullshit microtransactions or any monetization shenanigans, pozzed culture or poor development, no rushing releases either, loot boxes etc
You get a true new SSX game, in the style of SSX3, on a single mountain, but with beautiful modern visuals, excellent gameplay.
>But "It's Tricky" by Run-DMC is never referenced, sampled, or played at all.
I can live without that song
but it wouldn't be life
This is due to sudden mainstream resurface of Skate and Hip-Hop culture. As a consequence, every single game made in the following 3 years will feature hip-hop and grunge art style in menus and Eminem soundtrack
Sure bring it on, I'll be nigging it up on the ice cold mountains eating my KFC bucket and shacking my ass to 2 pacs
I wish we could have real platformers and real fixed camera survival horrors again. If I have to choose just one then I guess platformer.
You mean 3D platformers or 2D? For 3D, you get a new Donkey Kong 64 game with a new IP (e-girlcon)
but it's only available on Apple TV through Apple Arcade, and no one knows about it, only you, you have no guides, reviews or video essays to work with
>gives me a collectathon
You don't even know what's good you shitter. At least you put a e-girl in it I guess. Collectathons aren't platformers btw. I prescribe you play the original 3 SMB and Adventure Island games. Then you may continue granting monkey paw wishes
A real open world game, with branching story lines, factions, world building and story telling through the scenery, crafting and online play on the same world, written by bethesda, using ID software's engines, with Zelda TOTK mechanics (movement, climbing, flying, jumping) melee, projectile based weapons, energy weapons
Or if you don't like Zelda mechanics we can use Halo's mechanics and lore, probably on a colony planet on the brink of civil war, or after being glassed the communities trying to rebuild and working together with ex-covenant people
People will laugh at me but I've always wanted a magic the gathering mmo, a real mmo
I wish EA dies and all the developers from the companies they've bought start up indie and AA studios.
I wish the negative effect of every with I make with the monkey's paw is nullified, starting with this one
>with
ya lost
All the negative effects have been removed, but you can only have 1 wish, and that was it
i wish i can play the old metal gear solid games on modern pcs without having to emulate
I want sin and punishment 3, made by platinum, for Quest or PC(because motion control > gyro control)
and I dont want any microtransactions, or zombie monkeys, and ESPECIALLY I dont want a dry turkey sandwich without mustard!
I want /misc/ to be deleted so we can talk about games again
>so we can talk about games again`
Granted but now /cgl/ invades every other board instead
>new fap material everywhere
I find this acceptable
You've clearly never been to /cgl/
No, don't care, my backlog is unending.
My monkey paw literally came true...sort of
>a new F Zero based on the SNES game
I want Ganker... to disappear
Ganker still exists, but is now audio-only.
*hits mute button*
Ganker disappears from public view, but remains active as a hidden board accesible via a secret URL. its existence stil spreads cancer on other boards
>monkey paw
I wish things got even worse!
THIS
ON PC
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Extremely overrated series.
Gravity Rush gets ported to PC, but you have to physically rotate your PC to use accelerometer gimmicks
Sign me up
holy mother of SOUL
I'm in. We need more experimentation in games and gyro-PCs are just the next step in that. Hell Nintendo should make a big heavy gyro-box their next console, sell it as an exercise gimmick or something. You've got a multi-billion dollar idea there anon.
>kill all social engineering
I wish that o'neil space colony fall on California to get rid of their influence and games.
Fairy Tail musou and overall just more Dynasty Warriors and musou games with lots of coomer outfits
Give me my .hack IMOQ remake
Sneed sells his store back to Chuck