>go over to bros house
>he boots up fallout new vegas
>he’s playing as a female mc
>”uhhhh I just like staring at her ass lol”
>plays the game in first person mode
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>go over to bros house. >he boots up fallout new vegas. >hes playing as a female mc
I'LL TAKE "THINGS THAT DIDNT HAPPEN" FOR 500!
Because people who play nv don’t have friends that visit or care about them? Why you got to rub it in?
Sauce or it didn't happen
groom him into your femboy bawd
thoughts, feelings and projections?
You're a disgusting degenerate, I did the opposite for a college friend of mine and helped him find the mental issue rather than trooning out.
>just be cute and happy let me handle all your life problems
im degenerate?
no i dont think so
People are not pets.
I regret not doing that to this kid I knew in high school. He moved away after graduation and got immediately indoctrinated into the cult since nobody else was around to stop him, and if that's how it was going to go down, I might as well have had fun.
C'est la vie.
Why is the ending if this book controversial? George was obviously a dangerous moron who should have never been brought into this world. Lennie was in the right putting hin down like the animal he was.
You have the names reversed. Lennie was the tard, George was the straight man.
Other way round with the names dude, I have an odd memory from that book where a guy puts Vaseline in his glove.
Wasn't the whole Vaseline thing because he was fingering his wife?
Kept his hand soft for his wife's ass.
True, all the rabbit lives he saved by doing this
How is it controversial? It sparks conversation sure, but it's not controversial.
I've never heard anyone say it's controversial. Like
says, it's very much one of the more discussed portions of the book, but nobody other than true Lennie-tier brainlets would have trouble comprehending the emotions at work in the scene.
>go over to friends house. They start playing a single player game.
Fricking rude. What is wrong with zoomies?
You have no friends nor bros
homie how would he play a first person shooter in third person? He wouldn't even be able to aim.
Ah so today is a fanfiction day again? Nice.
>Be me
kg, 15 feet tall Gigachad
>Sees an Elden Ring player
>I rape his boypussy uwu
>Elden Ring-raping Gigachad
Lenny’s got a BBC
Brutal b***h Chokehold?
buck breaking wiener
AYO LENNIE CHILL!!!
why is that something worth commenting on
the character you make isn't you, it's a separate character.
I've played through NV twice (well, nearly twice) so far, one male character (spec into explosives, high int, low chr), one female (spec into melee, low int high chr, drug addict), neither is me.
>go over to bros house
>he boots up fallout new vegas
>he’s playing as a female mc
>”uhhhh I just like staring at her ass lol”
>plays the game in first person mode
>he grabs my wiener and I giggle
>he says no homosexual as he puts his hand down my pants
>instant wood
>we start fricking
>his dad walks in on us
>threatens to tell my dad unless he can join in
>threeway.exe
>almost coom to death
>friend welcomes me to the New Vegas family, says all NV players are gay.
I mean, I tend to choose male or female depending on the build I'm gonna do
>I mean, I tend to choose male or female depending on what gender I feel like that day
FIFY
>MMO
Female character
>Single player RPG
Male character, simple as
Daily reminder:
FO3 is 1000x superior to New vegana in every conceivable way.
Maybe he just likes girls?
Do you like girls more now that you’ve changed your gender to be one?
But Max you don't even like girls.
So you're going to shoot me huh?
Well the only person who shoots me is me!
I saw OP's same bro at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I witnessed this first hand, it’s absolutely true.
Why is primis richtofen killing tank dempsey?
HOW THE FRICK DID YOU KNOW SHE'S FEMALE IF HE PLAYS IN 1ST PERSON HUH?
He was thinking about the gay sex they were going to have and wasn’t really listening.
OP ABSOLUTELY BTFO IN HER OWN THREAD.