A female Moby Dick typed this post, furious at how men shun her obese pale flesh and rather find an Asian girl, who is still capable of femininity.
At least her cats shall feast on supple flesh when the ogresses heart gives out.
Nah, all you missed is asking random fishermen if they saw anything sussy and they go "Oh yeah this big ol thing was leaking black blood (oil) and disappeared under that warehouse across the harbor. From there, it converges with the iron throne quest.
one of the last times I went to mass the priest straight up told the woman to stop wearing revealing blouses because it's inappropriate. I'm glad he said that. Why even be there if you want to dress like a prostitute?
>lazy eye >dress glued to skin >foot clipping through solid rock >no shadow >penetrating own body with her little finger thus no need for dick >manly big toe >dress does not obey laws of physics
0/10
would NOT bang
Built for BWCC
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG DING DONG
A female Moby Dick typed this post, furious at how men shun her obese pale flesh and rather find an Asian girl, who is still capable of femininity.
At least her cats shall feast on supple flesh when the ogresses heart gives out.
start rapping
Yeah I will now join your religion
What church?
imagine worshipping a literal b***h
does umberlee mandate that her priestesses be barefoot?
if so, praise b***h queen
I DILATE MY NEOvegana
Pray at the alter of Devara's Light. All praise Devara, we'll all make it out of the dark!
finally a religion I can get behind
How is this quest, any good? I couldn't do it because I did the water prison first
Nah, all you missed is asking random fishermen if they saw anything sussy and they go "Oh yeah this big ol thing was leaking black blood (oil) and disappeared under that warehouse across the harbor. From there, it converges with the iron throne quest.
Am I suppose to recognize this lady? Because I don't
Pay my monthly tithe and enjoy sex with the temple prost- I mean the priestess.
leave because the women are not dressing modestly
>Realize I'm in the fricking forgotten realms
>Realize that I can get better pussy elsewere
>Do a 360 and leave
have hot baby making sex to get more followers
What do you think?
one of the last times I went to mass the priest straight up told the woman to stop wearing revealing blouses because it's inappropriate. I'm glad he said that. Why even be there if you want to dress like a prostitute?
>christcuck
>is a homo
Who would have known
>lazy eye
>dress glued to skin
>foot clipping through solid rock
>no shadow
>penetrating own body with her little finger thus no need for dick
>manly big toe
>dress does not obey laws of physics
0/10
would NOT bang
Go sit on the pew and start praying for my undying devotion for our lord and savior jesus christ after I'm finished raping the priestess
Anyone else instantly thought of a spade on her ankle
Hello miss im a 40 year white male who is single do you want to go out?
Worship dem thighs, it's what I'm here for after all
Time for another cleansing with my hoes Minthara and Lae'zel.
>duck feet
no thx.
drop on my knees and pray
Ask her to leave and change her clothes.