GOD FRICKING DAMMIT ARTHUR, MY SHOE LACES GOT UNDONE AND I TRIPPED ONTO THE MUD. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
MICAH IS THE ONLY GOOD MAN LEFT. HIS POOR QUALITY OPOSSUM PELT DONATION MEANS MORE TO ME THAN YOUR 99 GOLD BARS.
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GOD FRICKING DAMMIT ARTHUR, MY SHOE LACES GOT UNDONE AND I TRIPPED ONTO THE MUD. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
ALSO, WHY THE FRICK HAVE YOU STOPPED DONATING, ORTHUR?! $2,147,483,647 IS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED MORE MUNEH.
I miss dutchposting
One more thread!
I-I dunno Dutch, last time we did that, the jannies caught onto us and we had to take our shitposting to a different board.
have some GODDAM FAITH ORTHOR
I hope we don't have too much of this chore shit in GTA 6.
>Jason! You need to donate more moneh to our BLM trans rights fund! Your $10 million donation is totally mid fr fr no cap!
do you need subway surfers to play on the side of the screen and listen to a podcast, too?
>Trust the plan! One last donut shop robbed and you'll start transitioning.
I had serious difficulties sympathising with anyone from the Van der Linde gang, apart from Pearson. The man is a treasure.
I thought they did a good job with most of them, excepting of course Dutch, Micah, and the older woman who takes on the role of camp marm or whatever (haven't played in a few years).
Susan Grimshaw, you mean? She’s figuratively the glue keeping the gang together. She’s a brutal hardass sometimes, but you will accept that her method keeps the camp running and in order.
Pearson is an absolute bro as long you give him enough to cook with. I really like the detail that in a few missions, he is more than willing to take up arms to defend the gang, before Hosea calls him back because he isn't much of a gunman compared to the actual Outlaws of the gang.
It was really depressing seeing Pearson walking around drunk while cooking during the last camp section.
At least he managed to get out alive.
did you watch the whole thing? he gets into a fight with micah..its really well done
WELL
IN A PERFECT WORLD
Dutch: ARTHUR, COME ON, THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!
Arthur: I-I dunno Dutch, this don’t seem like a good plan.
Dutch: SHUT THE FRICK UP AND DO WHAT I SAY.
>*massacres an entire town*
>*gang packs bags and skips states*
Dutch: ORTHUR, TRUST THE PLAN, WE’LL BE RICH AND GET AWAY CLEAN.
Arthur: I-I dunno Dutch, this still don’t seem like a good plan to me.
Dutch: STOP NAGGING AND HELP MICAH, ARTHUR.
>*massacres an entire town*
>*gang packs bags and skips states*
Dutch: THIS IS IT, ARTHUR. MY BEST PLAN YET. WE WILL BE FILTHY RICH AND BE LIVING A COMFY LIFE AS MANGO FARMERS!
Arthur: I-I dunno Dutch, we’ve caused a lot of trouble just by being here.
Dutch: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP AND TRUST ME. IT’S NOW OR NEVER.
>*massacres an entire town*
>*gang packs bags and skips states*
Dutch: ONE MORE SCORE ARTHUR, ONE MORE TINY ITTY BITTY SCORE WHERE WE LITERALLY ROB THE FRICKING GOVERNMENT AND WE’RE MOVING TO NEW YORK. CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE, OOOOOH.
Arthur: *cough*I-I dunno Dutch, I think *cough* I might *cough cough* what I’m trying to *cough* say is *cough cough cough* I insist we *cough* let the women and children go *cough*.
Dutch: … insist? Ok.
>*massacres TWO entire towns*
>*kills the richest man in the country*
>*gets half of an entire native tribe killed and forced the remaining to cross borders*
>*destroys the gang*
>*pisses off every single glowie in the country*
Dutch: I messed up.
Arthur: *cough* You think? *dies*
Amazing that Arthur didn't put Micah down after his insane jailbreak. Arthur was just too thick headed to feel sorry for. Atleast Marston died a hero.
Redemption 1's last two missions are still the most impactful moments in the series. Just short, sorrowful revenge tale about a boy lost without his parents, becoming the very thing they never wanted him to be.
Arthur would still end up dead, whether he blows Micah’s brains out or not. Only difference is that the glowies won’t trace down Marston.
John was a fricking idiot and continued to live in the state for 11 years and pretend not to be a gunslinger. He was always going to get caught because theres not a fight he was ever going to lose and he had a habit of not being good at conflict resolution due to it.
What do you mean? Micah's the one that got them all killed.
No? Micah didn’t become a rat until the Pinkertons caught him with his pants down after returning from Guarma, but they let him go when he agreed to be an informant. Dutch was still going to kill Cornwall, goad the natives and army into a war as he steals the remaining Cornwall bonds, and blow that bridge up so he can steal army payroll on the train.
The Pinkertons didn’t need a rat to destroy the gang, they could literally do nothing and Dutch would unravel it himself since Hosea isn’t around to tardwrangle him and Arthur became so disillusioned by him that he started keeping his distance.
Micah was the one who convinced Dutch to shoot Heidi McCourt by saying it was the only way they’d get out of Blackwater. He was also the one who convinced Dutch to do the job in the first place, despite the original plan that Hosea and Arthur wanted to do was to make money doing scams. After that, Mac, Davey, and Jenny get killed, an everything started slowly falling apart. Micah ruined everything.
Micah initially just wanted Dutch’s bounty to get bigger so he could claim it for himself, but he attempted to cash in too late and failed to convince Dutch to follow him after his brawl with Arthur. With that said, it’s Dutch’s fault for making the gang fall and for allowing himself to murder an innocent women, regardless if Micah coaxed him or not.
Arthur was dead the moment the sick guy coofed in his face
chuds be like: whats the point of masks???
It didn't help that instead of actually pointing out the flaws in anything Dutch was doing he would just go
>Dutch you're moronic
>Dutch this is going to fail
>Dutch how many mangoes do you think I can fit in my ass once we get to Tahiti
I get that he's generally pessimistic and sees Dutch as his dad but either actually tell Dutch why he's being moronic or don't start every single mission with
>gee I don't know about this scam Dutch it sounds like a real b-bad idea
To be fair Arthur was second guessing Dutch a little too often, he just needed some more money and the plan could've worked. If Arthur had just had some faith in me we'd be in Tahiti right now harvesting mangoes
It's like blood meridian.
Except with less scalping and child rape.
And a smarmy gaslighting swindler instead of the monstrosity that was The Judge.
>*massacres TWO entire towns*
>*kills the richest man in the country*
>*gets half of an entire native tribe killed and forced the remaining to cross borders*
>*destroys the gang*
>*pisses off every single glowie in the country*
based
>early game you rescue Sean and everyone is hanging on every word of Dutch's speech
>last campsite and Dutch is giving a speech but nobody is around him except Micah and he's asleep
Arthur is stupid and should've left
He stayed because:
1. He’s dying anyway
2. He’s the only one who can guarantee the escape of other gang members
3. He’s the first to join the gang, and was raised by Dutch himself. Once Dutch saw his boy exhausted and weak on the ground, saying he gave him all he had, awakened Dutch from his delusions, but it was too late .
At that point he was already a dead man walking.
It was never about money or helping the poor. Dutch just wanted his own personal cult of society's rejects to worship him and stroke his ego.
The nano second he stops getting his way or people start doubting him then the dangerous psychopath in him comes out.
I don't care if it's "the point", the fact that Dutch ignored the council of a 20 year old friend over a man he's known for 6 months is a legitimate plothole
Everyone is so moronic in RDR2. The story was better in 1 when the old gang was somewhat ambiguous and not this merry band of mentally stunted larpers.
>the literal movie game operating on every single western movie trope
>“ambiguous”
Le gary-stu, Clint Eastwood-lite John Marston.
Le speedy gonzales Javier Escuella.
Le dumb silly overreactive woman Abigail Marston.
Le dumb hick deputy #1 and le dumber hick deputy #2.
Le slimy snake oil salesman with the tailcoat and top hat and bow tie. A jolly good show, sir. A good day to you sir!
>is that... western movie tropes... in a western game...?
>AIIIIIIIIIIE SAVE ME ESG WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE? WHERE ARE THE HOMOSEXUALS? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHY DOESN'T JOHN SAY TRANS RIGHTS??
Man, if only, that would be more original than copying movie scenes and character dialogue.
RDR2 is much better because it tries to be 20% original instead of 10%.
Then you’re just stupid. I don’t know what else to tell you.
>Micah: mmmm Dutch your penis is so big and thick and veiny, it puts all of ours to shame.
>Arthur: Oh come on Micah you fool it ain't that big, more like slightly above average if you ask me..
Yeah, I can see why the egotistical maniac would side with Micah.
>Let's kill the US Army arthur!
>Let's kill white men arthur!
>Let's help the savages arthur!
I'm replaying RDR1 right now and I can't picture John's old tales of the gang as they were depicted in 2. I still imagine it as this sort of Fellowship of the Ring type of thing, 9 members, tops. In 2 they were basically an armed small town.
It makes sense for them to be big, the availability of non-combatants to keep the camp safe and tidy and ready to pack anytime was the reason why the gang was happy and effective for years. Every other gang is a sausage fest with the occasional handful of hitchhiking hookers, and their members are all disposable, unlike Dutch’s gang.
Karen had the fattest cow breasts
I coukd have fixed her
>implying you’re more of a man than Sean Maguire