god this shit SUCKS

god this shit SUCKS

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you get to 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, at the very least 2 has a fantastic OST and some good bosses, 3 is utter shit down to the core

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the second game has a great fricking soundtrack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I still argue that NMH3 wasn't made with Suda as in much control as you'd be made to think. Between TSA and RBG it felt like it was really building up to something just for it to end up a wet fart.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reaper, Reaper, that's what people call me
        Well Ganker, did you memorize the song?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Catchy as hell.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          THIGH HIGH SOCKS ARE MY
          ABSOLUTE
          TERRITORY
          GO ON AND DROOL
          THE OTAKU CANNOT RESIST
          somethingsomething
          YOU THINK YOU'RE A TIGER IN DISGUISE
          DREAM ON YOU GOD
          DAMN
          PUSSY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly when you really boil it down, the most memorable and redeemable parts of the whole series are the boss combat and the Masafumi Takada music. Everything outside of that is garbage.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than 1 and 3

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, 2 is ok. 3 on the other hand is a disgrace.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored halfway through, remember it feeling like it lost its edge from the first one almost too polished in a way

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is better

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first game is better but 2's inferiority is astronomically exaggerated. The game is like a 7.5/10 compared to 1's 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just feels a little more like a pandering action game to me, all the way down to Travis's character model being more generically cool. And it does this with levels that can really drag and with gameplay that isn't especially better than the first game's.

      NMH3 has its problems and it's wanky in its own way, but it's funnier and more fun to play to me. It didn't live up to a decade plus of expectations or Travis Strikes Again existing to nurse peoples' NMH boners, but I think it got a lot right that NMH2 fell flat on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5/10 is average, 6/10 is above average, 7/10 is good, 8/10 is great, 9/10 is amazing and 10/10 is absolutely flawless. None of the No More Heroes games are a 7 or 10, they're a 5. A 6 at the absolute most.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's no 1, but bad? not exactly.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE HEROES
    IT'S KILLED BE OR BE KILLED

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it as much as NMH1 or NMH3 but it's still decent in my opinion. And doesn't everybody like "Philistine"?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more heroes has no bad games.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is peak
    2 is peak, but frick the stunning
    3 has good gameplay but is a disappointment
    The spinoff is fun though, the PC version is bugged and it took a long time for the soft lock to be removed

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the concept, the game removes many things, like individual sword moves, but the bosses are fun.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also
    Travis' design is cool, I like his hair more in 2, his pants as well.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after years of catching shit people are finally with me that 1 is far and away the best
    VINDICATED

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killer is Dead fricking rocks btw. I wish we got 2 sequels to that instead

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forced myself to beat three and I can safely say I hate the franchise now. Two almost did it, but the different playable characters and amazing soundtrack saved it. Three is slop all the way through. Two at least has some illusion of it being a cohesive game with levels.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys ready to see Suda in the Direct tomorrow?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No why

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of Suda51's games are any good in terms of action. You don't play them for the airtight action mechanics. You play them for the whacky shit.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best track in the game, possibly in the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, there's pleather for breakfast, and shoegazer watched the stars

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got maybe 1/4 through the first game but I lost interest.
    It was kinda dogshit tbh

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved nmh1 and then tried nmh2 and instantly got filtered by how shitty the combat felt. It's like they were purposely trying to make it feel bad

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NMH2 is 5/10.
    The OST is 12/10. There was a clear talent imbalance in the making of this game.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NMh3 is the most fun 7 out 10 game I played

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should I just skip to the 3rd

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