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GOML Smash ult/ and melee top 8
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Get fricked Canada
Moky just fricking collapsed.
Post big chillins
Frick, I'm late.
Hey Ganker, remember when we were allowed to use slippi mirroring to upscale the game feed for tournament streams?
...well remember to thank Nintendo for their $0 "partnership"!
wait why is one using slippi and the other isn't?
I think it's time for Melee players to just not go to events that partner with Nintendo. Nintendo does nothing for either scene. They don't provide any money. They don't provide any help with running the tournament. They don't promote the tournaments. They don't even do anything for Ultimate. They don't do anything. They come in, frick up Melee, force you to run Nintendo ads, and call it a day.
Any tournament that is in the unfortunate scenario where they are locked into a contract with Nintendo should find a lawyer to help break the contract and Melee players should just never go to these tournaments.
>unfrozen stadium
Disgusting trash
>no slippi mirroring
Shit stream experience, no one will want to watch which means less revenue for your tournament
>no UCF
Lmao
It's bad for viewers and players.
>NOOOOO I NEED MY MODS I CAN'T PLAY THE REAL GAME
have a nice day b***h lmao
You don't play melee if you are against UCF
I went to tournaments lugging around CRTs for years before you were even born
take your homosexual ass cheat mods and shove them up your dickhole
>homosexual ass cheat mods
great bait
Just because you eat shit doesn't mean everyone who eats normally is cheating, moron. Imagine playing a tournament with desynced low hertz polling rates due to shitty consoles and no UCF to fix poor controllers that are discontinued and you have to pay 200+ dollars for to get a good one, all because Nintendo. And then defending it, because you like eating hot stinky diarrhea.
Unfrozen Stadium is pure fricking soul and the way people have played for most of the game's life. Deal with it, slippitard.
Every single top player, even oldheads playing since m2k/mang0 times, says frozen stadium is better. It's better for competitors, it's better for viewers, and it's better for the game as a whole. No one wants to see people camp on a transformation hiding behind a wall. No one wants to see stupid infinites against the wall. No one wants to see people just somehow fall through the middle of the stage because of the jank transformations.
Does anyone have the webm of the game crashing during the moky set?
Is Hbox unironically a genius?
How the frick did he convince his fandom that ledge stalling was entertaining enough to put up a persona to do it once in a while?
yes just look at this thread.
I'm not even mad or anything.
I'm impressed by Hbox, he turned his whole community situation around, at least around his fans who only seem to grow, good for him.
Then again this all "It makes other people mad so it's good" 14 year old mentality.
I'm glad that Hungrybox has finally embraced his role as the heel instead of having a chip on his shoulder
He simply stopped winning everything. Fricking amsa would start to get hate if he won almost everything for two years straight
If hbox isn’t winning, people appreciate the variety the one puff at the top brings. He’s also a great gatekeeper to any top 10 hopefuls.
Hungrybox is back to being the underdog. Nobody likes ledge grabs when he has won the past three majors.
Mango?
More like
Mongo
haha
Hgod showing him who's boss
what the frick is cody b***hing about
My hero.
Ledge grab limit. I'm surprised that the didn't check it before the set though, especially against hbox of all people.
I have a hard time believing ibdw wins after that.
THIS DISGUSTING FRICKING israelite WANTS TO CHANGE THE RULES AS WE SPEAK I HATE israeliteS SO MUCH
i know one of you fricks saved the hbox thumbs up
imagine you see a display as disgusting as what this israelite just pulled and subbing to him on twitch how mentally ill are people
hbox is so fricking based
Does IBDW have the worst mentality of any top player?
M2k quit so maybe.
We just saw Moky's is also pretty bad.
Ibdw is such a fricking dipshit
How are you the most unlikeable top player against dark triad, drunk deadbeat and fd man
I hope the israelite hangs himself asap
I normally despise Hbox but that stalling in game one was great.
Hated hbox wih a passion during armada era but he is unironically saving melee now
>starting dreamland jiggs counterpick down a stock
it's depressing
>hbox not wearing the cuckmuzzle
Based.
holy shit didn't even notice unironically a god
it's so fricking weird seeing them wearing them
did ibdw really frick his own mother?
No (supposedly). He admitted that he made it up for sympathy points, but then got mad when people called him out for making it up.
>leffen seething without even being at the tourney
bless hgod
Imagine b***hing about keepaway in other fighting games. "Punish dhalsim players for backthrow teleport! It's stalling!"
I am surprised his ego doesn't make it so he talks shit about IBDW since he took the best fox crown for now
hgod
HAHAHHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT HBOX IS SUCH A FRICKING CHAD
What top player do you hope hbox kills with a popoff?
Hard mode: no ibdw
leffen
can't believe I went from fricking hating hbox in 2015 to 2022 to actually cheering for the fat frick
>these two could meet again later on
i sleep
It's so bizarre seeing people root for hbox. I just don't want to go back to the dark times where he sucked the soul out of every Bo5.
Considering how shitty the personalities of current best players are this is the best outcome
Same, I feel like everyone goes through a stage where they like HBox before they become familiar enough with the game to recognize actual technical play
I feel like there was a period where hbox was trying to be more "honest" in addition to developing his new persona, but it looks like he's abandoned that and wants to win again.
I remember the feeling well
I think most of us went full stockholm syndrome in 2017
Weirdly enough, he is one of the few with soul left. Leffen is a homosexual, ibdw is a souless rat, mango is a washed up drunk, and zain has no personality.
I don't know if you can really even call it soul, I think he just realized that having any semblance of a personality will garner fans.
>fox shoots infinite lasers
>community sleeps
>jiggs on ledge
>OMG LIMIT IT
Yeah no shit, lasers build percent to let you kill your opponent and ledge camping doesn't
>have my volume set down to 5
>can still hear HBox's primal screams echo through my room
HGod
HOOOOLY
THE COUNTER POP OFF
wtf is wrong with this guy
He's a israelite
Is IBDW having an aneurism?
you can see how fricking fragile this moronic israelite is holy shit
What the frick was that
What a homosexual
>The reverse pop off from IBDW
I almost fricking died
Maybe ibdw ain't so bad bros.
That made me so uncomfortable.
POP OFF COUNTERED
What happened?
was he imitating hbox or something?
Cody is going to transition immediately holy shit
He'd be going from I be dicking wounds to I be dilating wounds
the frick was that
Autism
GET FRICKED FOXgayS
Any decent community would ban this homosexual for life after that
>noo gentrify everything for my fragile sensibilities
frick you, you sterile homosexual
>ibdw is so mindbroken by hbox he does a reverse popoff
>he also gropes hbox
IBDW not being the most unlikeable top player challenge (impossible)
IBDW mind just broke, that was some next level spaghetti
Holy frick, that might have been the most awakward thing I've ever seen.
what the frick is wrong with ibdw? what just happened?
cody just how fricking deranged are you
what motherfricking does to a man
He lied about that for twitter asspats, which makes him even more fricked up for throwing his mom under the bus.
Cody just got mindbroken
Cody's brain has been utterly broken. Jesus christ hbox is powerful
>hbox will finally realize how embarrassing his popoffs are
is cody dare i say it, based?
I don't think Cody got that point across anon.
Can we appreciate how based HBOX is for reacting like that? Just to his face how fricking ifnerior this homosexual is and everybody saw it
Wow hbox flat out broke him.
>loser pops off in your face
Coming soo to your Top 10 cringe moments in smash
Please does someone have a clip of that joker moment
>joker
The frick you're talking about curryBlack person?
https://clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyStupidLettuceStinkyCheese-IeqUrcmNd2KiAvYC
https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingSullenKittenRalpherZ-yrWqpLux3RjP61Yp
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperThirstyReindeerBleedPurple-C3hwNMQHlyVz5UhF
hahahaha holy shit he literally mindbroke that israelite troonyfrickers mind in front of everybody
didnt westballz do something similar like years ago
Yeah but westballz was clearly, consciously mocking him, not sperging out over losing a children’s party game
What just happened?
HGod happened
Truly the best thing to ever happen to the Smash community. I hope Juan never retires.
KINO
Why can't fox mains just be normal human beings, like sfat?
>Sfat
>Normal
The man is so vegan he eats raw, untrimmed broccoli at every tourney
The reverse popoff would have been funny if he didn't start to grope hbox body, like wtf dude.
>jewcvck vs argentinian BVLL
i can't wait for the edits
kino
Gotta make an Alpha2 cover edit.
This is a real life image of those crying wojak and chad images.
ryu is too based for ibdw
why is melee such unmitigated kino of the highest order bros
KEK
come the frick on, can r*ddit even defend this man now?
>teary eyes
>neck veins visible
Holy frick he was so mad.
I fricking love he realized how he was looking like when Hbox stood calm, and tried to damage control by doing some fake talk and going for a hand shake, LOL.
>IBVirgin
>ChadBox
>tries to mock Hungrybox
>unclear whether he is raging or imitating Hungrybox
>gets in Hungrybox's face like he's squaring up to fight
>takes multiple seconds for Hbox to comprehend that he's being mocked
>doesn't care because he won the set
iBDW's autism is embarrassing.
I love melee so much bros
>being an obnoxious winner isn't poor sportsmanship, but making fun of it is
>cheering after a win is obnoxious
Come the frick on, we all know that hbox's pop-offs are completely fricking excessive and there's nothing cool about farming people for content
in literally every sport people pop off, you fricking Black person. A loser doing this is completely out of bounds though.
>spends the entire match refusing to approach dashdancing in center stage and shooting the occasional double laser
>"NOOOOOOO WHY IS PUFF NOT GIVING ME A FREE WHIFF PUNISH WHEN SHE'S AT 100%"
Leffen did the same thing. I'm starting to believe lloD was right about fox mains, they really seem to suffer from protagonist syndrome.
The second they started getting outboxed by marth players and had to actually outthink their opponents to win, they whined to high heaven about it being an unwinnable matchups.
Did something die?
Melee
ibdw's sanity.
CODY TOOK DOWN THE ENTIRE STREAM AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE CROWD
lol hbox was like 10 frames into his own popoff. he had no idea what to do. big ‘tism moment for the scene
You can see the pure seethe in his beady eyes.
KINO
>ibdw calling hbox a good friend of his and that’s why it’s okay
Yeah sure looked friendly when you tried to win on a technicality after losing the first game. Didn’t seem like you’re salty as frick at all.
lmao, no one is buying that cody
Why don't you newbies just stay on twitter?
Trying too hard friend
posting post-match tweets (especially leffen's) has been a tradition for years
https://twitter.com/iBDWSSBM/status/1543669110071906304?s=20&t=ZyZWei-9syDrvhe8kMuRZQ
>acola, mkleo in ult
>hbox in melee
truly the age of the guy who mains characters everyone fricking hates
seethe more troony fricker. Puff IS Melee
Did Mkleo start maining Pythra?
Dayum shame
the reverse popoff idea is funny but why did he get in his face like he was gonna swing on him that was just bizarre
he wanted a kiss
Also it makes more sense when the pop off isn’t warranted.
This was a tense as frick match and ibdw has generally beat hbox the last times they met, let the guy blow up
Thr worst part was groping his body, why he did that? My best guess is that he wanted a handshake but hbox had his hand in his pocket so it just looked fricking creepy.
Because it wasn't a reverse pop off, he was legitimately furious and proceeded to tard out. He came to shortly afterwards and tried to play it off as a joke.
It gets bigger when I pivot
>screaming in someone's face and trying to grab their dick is just a bit of fun between friends :^)
>call that the pop off block
I hope he watches the replay and has enough self-awareness to see how awkward it was.
Anybody believing this has literally zero emotional awareness. The only people I saw so mentally agitated were people that had their ego hurt and were ready to fight.
Adderal has bored holes through IBDWs brain.
Here's hoping none of them lose horribly and decapitate their mom out of rage.
>Killing moms is... LE BAD
Reddit.
>Not killing your dad to establish dominance
>WHEN YOUR STUPID FRICKING moron MOM TAKES AWAY YOUR SWITCH AND THREATENS TO DESTROY UNLESS YOU TAKE A SHOWER
Dude, somebody's dead now. Clowning on Zer0 for liking 'em illegally young is one thing, but a mother was fricking beheaded ISIS style.
what the frick are you talking about
Oh, just an Anon making light of the barbaric murder of a mother by her own mentally stunted manchild of a son.
Look anon, you either die an hero, or live long enough to become a villain.
that shorthop fair doesn't look safe on shield
heh
I thought the counterpopoff was kinda funny tbh
that shit was funny. ibbw is fricking insane
you're probably just as autistic if not more than ibdw. you must be one awkward frick to be around
Alright Ganker time to push a "ban ibdw" copypasta in the chat, lets take down the israelite
>>I think about beating you every minute of every day
>I don't think about you at all.
The part where he comes back to his senses and want to damage control by looking calm and sportsmanship-like, but Hbox is already going away so he (very obviously) desperately grabs him and stop him in place for a handshake has to be the most pathetic moment I've witnessed in the last 10 years of Melee.
it's so fricking funny how ibdw spent months saying "yeah i'm unbeatable if you ledge camp me, if you ledge camp then you lose automatically, hbox can't beat me if he camps i have the perfect counterplay for it" and then he gets fricked in the ass and has one of the most insane spergouts in smash history
That is exactly what went through his mind. He was exposed and couldn't handle it. Mentally unstable israelite.
This, since game 1 IBDW had a shaky voice and was clearly unstable, did some really fricked up TO bullshit when he knew damn well 36 ledgegrabs was not even close to the limit
I am half a world away from either of them but how exactly are they “good friends”?
I wouldn’t call the TO after a salty loss on a good friend.
Is it just me or does ti seem like Sheik just isn't a good character when she's played against post-2015 tech?
Uhm sweaty it’s the year of the sheik
Jmook and plup are coming up
>plup
Plup won CEO literally last week
Against who? Magi? Don't make me laugh
5-0 with sheik
Cope, it’s her year
Actually 6-0, my bad
Cmon now I stan plup but that was a meme tournament
>post 2015 tech
prime armada in 2015 was better than anybody but current Zain you stupid Black person
Yeah dude he totally didn't retire because he was afraid of the competition. He just got bored about being so much better than anyone else, that's why he hasn't come back
also it's even funnier that hbox still popped off on him mid-set anyway, his epic popoff counterplay did nothing but make him look like a b***h
remember to take your normal pills
these players have the personality of a block of balsa wood put the based cringe autists back on
jmook is such a chad holy shit
Close round.
HOW THE FRICK DID HE LIVE ALL THAT
>ibdw in losers after an insane meltdown
>leffen seething hard on twitter despite not even playing
kneel to the last true god of melee, mang0 could never
JEETSISTERS????!?!?!?!
SIRS?
>SIRS?
SIRS?
>SIRS?
SIRS?
>SIRS?
SIRS?
>SIRS?
SIRS?
>SIRS?
SIRS?
>SIRS?
not even gay but i would literally deepthroat jmook's massive wiener if he asked me to just out of courtesy
Has this been the best Melee in ages?
>Autistic drama from an embarassing fox player
>HGOD clutching
>Good performances all round
Tournament of the year so far, even with aMSa's amazing run at Pound
best tourney 2022 so far. So many great sets going to game 5
RIP Jmook
Spoke too son, Jmook is a god.
jmook is fricking sick
YEAR OF THE SHEIK
JCHAD
HOLY FRICKING SHIT REVERSE 0-3 AS A ALMOST NOBODY WHAT THE FRICK
FRICKING NICE JMOOK
HOLY FRICK WHAT A SET
What is happening
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO wienerY ZAIN SISTERS
zain jshook
I'M MOOKING
Mango-Zain rematch incoming boys
>zain vs. mang0 in losers
holy fricking kinorino
ultimate will never have the soul that melee has
I’m pretty sure the last like, 5 or 6 sets Zain has lost have all been Sheiks. Between Plup, Leffen, and Jmook.
man marth v. sheik is crazy, their advantaged states are so scary against each other
that was likely one of the best melee sets I have ever seen
this tournament is the biggest kino since...I feel like fricking Apex 2015?!
>Hbox/Jmook in winners finals
Hgod is gonna win the whole thing lmao
>over 26,000 people watching aging pedophiles play a 21 year old glitch simulator where everyone picks the same 4 characters
I get watching Ultimate, at least that shit's relevant and has the potential for more than four characters, but how have these autists never moved on? Were they so shit at every other Smash game they just refused to learn?
yes, it's shit and you're correct for not liking it, move on
I feel like people say this for literally every fighter lol
>meanwhile, I'm still playing Super Turbo like the crusty autist I am
They worship 5 players and have a parasocial relationship with their favorite ecelb.
This is an awesome top 8 so far. Fingers crossed Mang0 doesn't get his back blown out by zain and we get a decent set
Zain throwing for content. No way he flubbed that many opportunities to kill in a row and then SD
>Zain throwing for content
He's got the personality of a paper bag, there's no chance that he would have thought of entertaining the crowd.
if we get mang0 vs. hbox in grands this is the greatest melee tournament of all time
game 10 grands pls
>yfw zain picks up a pocket fox just for sheik
what if he brings out the puff for sheik
IBDWbros, wasn’t it a joke?
>It's fricking real
Hbox is the best
ibdw might honestly have to go under community-mandated suicide watch
what even happened lol
iBDW vs. Hungrybox set where HBox buck broke iBDW game 1 with ledge planking. iBDW went on to lose and started screaming in Hungrybox's face because he was "counter popping off as a joke"
hbox camped ibdw out, ibdw decided to "reverse pop off" but got in his face and started screaming and then tried to grope him like joe biden afterwards for some reason
Ibdw with a salty spergout after losing
“Supposedly” all in good fun
pure kino
@604687327
smelly ultimatepedo, bad bait
https://twitter.com/LiquidHbox/status/1543674030506532866
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmao, I'm going to be using so many alterations of this, genius idea for a free stock.
brilliant
i dont think wobbling works anymore on slippi
hahahahaha
I’m starting to think Zain‘s mental is not as good as his results would imply.
Zain's ultra hotstreak is over, he's mortal again. I don't mind as it keeps things spicy, but he's still obviously bonkers at melee
Rip to IBDW, there's no way he will be able to maintain enough composure to beat joshman
I just tuned in
what did I miss
Bros, you fricking missed it
Hbox beat iBDW and then Cody sperged out on him
Jmook beat Zain
Hbox beating IBDW so hard that the latter tried to reverse popoff and just made it really cringe and awkward. He broke the man.
Then Zain vs. Jmook with a clutch reverse 3-0. Lots of saved-by-a-frame situations on both sides. Really fun set.
I believe in Joshman
Holy shit, it looks like ibdw's camouflage is wearing off and he's turning into a lizard demon
joker moment, now motherfricker's mental state is in shambles
It's 2022 and people still don't understand that it doesn't matter what you say, it matters what people hear.
>I read it as "lightsneeded"
>joker
That's nothing like it fricking midwit curryBlack person
>Red fox against iBDW
Can iBDW even tell them apart?
The commentators were talking about Sheik's lack of major wins in over a decade. What was the last one a solo Sheik won?
Was it just a tournament where M2K didn't feel like pulling out his Marth, or was it a Kirbykaze thing or something?
majors unironically doesn't matter
has to be supermajor
Solo sheik is such a dumb condition
plup won a bunch of much more recent tournaments playing sheik except vs hbox
I mean I agree, but I'm still curious about what the frick the commentators were talking about
go c**t go
BUCK STATUS: BROKEN
MELEE IS FRICKING KINO
Yeah bro, IBDW totally wasn’t tilting out of his mind and sperging out, he looks totally composed.
How does an australian even practice this game? Don't they have even worse internet than burgerland?
He's been living in the US for the past few months
Welcome to the slippi era
mango privilege
>ibdw & zain lost
troony retaliation coming soon, who will they cancel next?
would you?
eww
literally who
Ugly prostitute.
Built for BBC
Hi, FeverReaver.
https://vocaroo.com/1dwcwbpmBlIW
Didn't expect to see some /fng/ poster in here
sex
These Armada shines are pretty smooth
That was disgusting
why is hbox the only one not wearing a mask
iBDW didn’t tell Joshman to switch colors so he could john about being colorblind when he loses
Nah, he's gonna 100% blame Twitter and stream monsters or the crowd for blowing his popoff popoff out of proportion and that they threw him off his game, or some garbage like that.
vyvanse wore off
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE I’M NOT MAD I’M NOT SALTY I’M NOT TILTED THAT’S WHY I LOSE THE DITTO TO SOME AUSSIE LITERALLY WHO
>animeposter
STRAYA c**t
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOO
iBDW should have screamed in Joshman's face, double down on his stupidity.
>that final combo
holy shit
who the frick is this guy
okay now I feel better about amsa losing to this guy
Never seen an aussie this far in a tournament before. Good stuff
ibdw is completely mindbroken. HGod and Australia blew him the frick out.
I tried
very nice anon
https://www.twitch.tv/evenmatchupgaming/clip/SpeedyStupidLettuceStinkyCheese-IeqUrcmNd2KiAvYC
What the frick is even going on here. He lost, didn't he?
this nonsense
Did he not realize he'd look like a fricking moron? Also, the weird shirt grabbing afterward, what the frick was that?
what the frick was he even saying
Joshman is melee's last hope
joshman has incredible situational awareness, same as jmook
sisters...
>IBDW
Keeping the shades on was a good choice for hbox.
hbox went from being a nasty fat frick to being one of the most attractive smash players
>the most attractive
no he's still a fat sweaty mexican
damn, wasn't bad looking before he packed on the pounds
that picture on the right is like 3 years old
What taking vidya seriously will do to you, kids.
>the israelite is out
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
I think I realised why I hate ibdw.
This guy uses a paragraph for like every sentence.
It’s beyond obnoxious.
Beyond reddit spacing.
Yes I have autism.
That's the least of that homosexual's problems.
So what's the current state of the Zain/Mang0/iBDW tier?
It's the Zain/HGOD/Jmook tier now
Leffen is better than all of them.
Unironically.
I think you mean the Leffen/Jmook/Hbox tier
You mean the Zain/Mango/iBDW/Hbox/Jmook/Plup/Llod/aMSa/Joshman/Swooper/Fizzwiggle tier?
mang0 is in hell
zain is having sheik problems like hbox is having fox problems
ibdw has the mental fortitude of a wet paper bag still
tik tok mangogays 🙂
kek washed up mango meanwhile hbox out here mindbreaking troonyfrickers I love it
Mango reaching new levels of how washed a god can be
>There are people who are still mask gays
sad
venue rules
???
Mango?
>be above marth
>die
many such cases!
>choose wrong option instead of the other 20 correct ones for your top tier
>die
yes.
Mango looks beyond done. He said before he lost his fire, looks like he’s still looking for it.
has there been anything that I missed from this tournament before this top 8
I missed the whole thing
Amsa out at 9nth
joshman went on a tear, beat moky and amsa
who the frick is moky
who the frick is joshman
>who the frick is moky
leffen (forma de canada)
>who the frick is joshman
your new god
Mango/iBDW was pretty sick. Jmook/Joshman too.
lost in the most anti-climactic way possible.
that's the mango
Mang0 is unironically washed. Let the man retire ffs
Fat drunkard BTFO
rip
Why are they still wearing masks in July 2022 lmao
>why do this collection of autists that only care about melee not subscribe to my fringe political beliefs
>fringe
have you gone outside in the last year?
>fringe
That's liberalism now.
I'm in NYC the most leftist neighborhood and nobody is wearing masks
I'm from the future, Samus will have a resurgence in 2023
>It's a Mang0
How old is this?
Whenever he last bustered out. Summit?
Real talk, why is Mango considered the GOAT after all this time, when he has been less dominant that Hbox?
dickriders
it's just delusional mangonation kids desperately trying to keep the narrative alive and being encouraged by community figureheads (TOs, old players, commentators) who just can't stop themselves from sucking the guy's dick
he has more fans and they are more vocal, most commentators love to suck his dick and armada being swedish doesn't help considering 95% of melee pros are american
He started earlier and for a little while it seemed like he was keeping up with Zain while Hbox was falling off.
kek what the frick
Damage: controlled
*cries out in pain as he strikes you *
>I totally didn't want this wiener
Sure thing Cody
Lol what a fricking dishonest israelite homosexual like all members of the tribe he is dishonest to his core
judgementalbros.. we got too wienery before we knew all the facts
Confirmed pathological liar
i'll go against the grain here and say I believe him. We've seen Wizzy and Hbox outright faint before after popping off, and IBDW was clearly playing it up more so than usual, even if he was also salty. I could imagine that he overdid it, but it just looked awful.
It wasn't a pop off, he lost the game and then lost his fricking mind
See
I understand the situation already. It was a pop off, in a mocking sense. That's still a pop off, it isn't like he was just making gestures, he was still doing all the screaming and moving around associated with a pop off. He was purposefully exaggerating it, and it could have been more than his body was able to deal with, especially considering he legitimately was in a super tense position just before.
Idk man, I think you'd have to be crazy to scream like that an inch from someone's face
I'm not saying he's not crazy at all, but I can believe he had no intention to get physical, and he could have gotten light-headed and tried to support himself.
He just went completely insane, likely didn't wanna get physical but definitely did everything intentionally
someone post the clip so I can judge for myself.
WHAT THE FRICK
WHAT
WHAT THE FRICK
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/EnticingSullenKittenRalpherZ-yrWqpLux3RjP61Yp
thank you
Would have been actually kind of funny if he didn't have an iron deficiency. Look how confused hbox is lmao.
This is actually probably the only true thing he's said. If you abruptly jump up and scream that much you probably would get light-headed.
Can someone post a clip? I missed it.
ban ibdw
when daddy dom hasn't given you dick in 3 days
Do you need to have serious mental problems to main Fox in this game?
>Hax the omega autistic sperg
>Leffen the dark triad sociopath
>Cody the literal mother fricker
>Moky the zero mentality desolate
>KJH the trashy white girl fricker
Correlation not causation.
See: Joshman
He's from Australia everything is reverse down there.
What about armada?
armada is not a fox player, his main was peach
He was a dual main. He managed to win EVO's with his fox.
he has the mentality of a peach player, he doesnt go wit the fox schizos
mango is just an alcoholic its not really a mental problem
>speedrunner
bald
Plup seems normal
Joshman as well by Australian standards
Plup and Armada just use Fox for certain matchups so they’re safe from the curse
KJH switched to falco and I enjoy his depressed tweets about not being as good as his fox yet
Seriously though hope he picks it up
don't forget mango, the definition of trailer trash
I think it has to be specifically being a TOP fox solo main.
Lucky is a genuine homie for example, but will never be relevant near the top8 of the competition.
>never be relevant near the top 8 of the competition
he was from 2014-2018
he has the talent but lucky is just a huge choker
Is SFAT crazy?
vegan iirc
>hbox is better than you at the game you dedicate your life to
>he's also a millionaire and engineer
>you're only knows as a literal motherfricker
I can't blame him for getting mindbroken, how do you even cope with that?
Poor guy, why are y'all mocking him?
well?
hbox lawful evil for sure.
axe neutral good
ibdw chaotic evil after today
Either Amsa or None chaotic good (amsa for off meta nonsense, None for going for style mid tourney)
wizzy is lawful neutral, not true neutral
armada for lawful good
hax for chaotic neutral
leffen for chaotic evil
Plup Neutral Good
Leffen neutral evil
Axe lawful good
lawful food - chillin
neutral good - amsa
chaotic good - none
lawful neutral - zain
true neutral - wizzy
chaotic neutral - mango
lawful evil - hax, for legalising the box
neutral evil - leffen, for being self-serving
chaotic evil - nintendo
>lawful food - chillin
but hes not lawful
Chillin's not lawful. He said as much himself.
>lawful food
>lawful food
Which one of you gays is shrimp sneedins
I find it really funny how people are talking about Joshman being from Australia when he only leveled up by going to America
Even if box loses now, the mindbreaking cody part of this tourney will go down in melee history
He won.
how the frick did jmook get good so fast? and I know he's been playing for a while, but nothing like this
>mang0 doesn't have a top 4 finish the whole year
>ended up 9th in a tournament with 12 players
>somehow he is the GOAT cause he played more time than armada
great mental gymnastics by geniuses like scar
it's americans, they are literally unable to admit it
He's just in a slump. You don't know the Kid if you think he can't come back
'the kid' hasn't won more tournaments than armada despite armada retiring almost 4 years ago; the so called strong meta after armada retired was hbox leaving for ultimate, plup ignoring the scene for months and tournament wins for falcon and fricking pika
I love how the "melee is s9o much harder now" bullshit was blown the frick out when Leffen came back playing a completely different fighting game in frickin g europe, practiced some melee for post covid and was on the level as everyone else. Biggest joke of all time.
its the funniest shit that him playing longer can only be a poasitive no matter how bad he does
the whole longevity shit is a joke when he wasn't ranked number 1 for literally almost a decade
And what results has Armada gotten this year?
And how the frick is that relevant? So if some shitter plays for 30 years he is better than armada? I guess Michael Jordan is shit because he quit at some point?
2022 armada has the same wins as mango, what are you talking about?
He's like 15th place in the least competitive category in Mario 64.
Every time Toph mispronounces Jmook I'm taking a shot
were there USA chants during the crew battle
Hbox is the goat of melee for me
Fiction will become the goat in our lifetime
where was this supper aggro hbox earlier?
blond gayot, IBDW was camping and playing as lame as possible. Jiggs can't really win against that being hyper aggro.
where are the captain falcons
Knocked each other out
Wizzy isn't here so no hope for any falcon getting remotely close to top 3
wizzy dq'd
mango took out the rest
s2j and none got mango’d on and wizzy in his ppmd era
Wizzrobe got whatever disease PPMD has
s2j not good enough to be in top 4
n0ne lost
wizzy didn't play
ugh
it's the zain/jmook/hbox tier
zain beat hbox
jmook beats zain
hbox beats jmook
>man the scene got so much better!
>everybody loses to a hbox that is 10 times worse than what Armada used to farm
It's disgusting that Armada will never get the respect he earned
prime armada would get fricking dumpstered by anyone in this top 8
bait
That is very true however that does not change Armada's legacy as far as results go
armada fanboys are fricking psychotic jesus christ
aramada hbox grand finals over and over were fricking boring
Go pay taxes or something, Swede
armada kept a bunch of shitters where they belong, in losers, now the reason we see more variance is not the meta evolving, but the top being weaker
Absolutely 1000% true.
>everybody at the top not around anymore, M2K, Plup barely showing up for 3 years, Axe in prime gone, Leffen locked into europe during corona, Armada quit
>OH LOOK THERES A NEW top 5 THE OLD WAS SO BAD
Americans are so fricking moronic
>shits on hbox for not trying hard enough and taking spots from real players
>finishes 9th in 12 player tournament
How can alcoholics ever recover
Who the frick is Joshman and how did he beat Moky and IBDW as a Fox player?
amsa too, he has an insane weekend and this is his peak that he will never reach again
he's a sick c**t m8
>Ganker is pretending to hate hbox again
Is this 2016 or just some zoomers shitpost?
Joshman Hbox grand finals
>be Sheik and try to recover at all against Puff
>die for it
Why are we pretending this is not a completely lopsided matchup. The majority of stocks Hbox took from Jmook was at the ledge after he recovered.
hbox thinks puff yoshi is even, which is fricking ridiculous
Yoshi has the only projectile in the game capable of harrassing an air stalling puff, I think in theory it's only 55-45 in favor of puff, but in practice it's at best 6-4
if puff is playing half decent dreamland should always be a free win with timeout
I wonder why he didn't switch to Fox. He has a secondary Fox and even Plup's Fox has been good enough to take games off HBox during his prime. He was confident enough to bring it into the mirror against Cody at Genesis.
yoshi's might ironically actually be bad for sheik considering how easy it makes it for puff to knock her off stage and get cheap recovery rests
Puff dies off a grab at like 75 though
Joshman reverse 3-0 inbound
🙁
Hbox is the biggest Jmook fan in the world right now