good lord this game was stupid, managed to un-sell sex
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good lord this game was stupid, managed to un-sell sex
good lord this game was stupid, managed to un-sell sex
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>kid keeps telling me about this game
>kept thinking he was bullshiting me similar to the 'mew is hiding under the truck' kid
>see game was real years later
sorry I doubted you, Gerald.
Garrett, for me. Except he showed me the game was real. And then it was shit and had no actual nudity.
topless does not count as real nudity now?
The PlayStation 2 version had censor bars.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2002/11/06/why-sony-censored-bmx-xxx
No. Topless is not nudity. I'm tired of this.
I accidentally got my teacher fired because I looked up nude raider dot com on his classroom pc.
>downhill dominatrix
So we can finally admit that sex appeal can be fricking stupid and off-putting?
omg this. nothing turns me off a game quicker than some super-young twintail nymph in lingerie posing on a cover.
When was that not admitted?
It was always stupid and awkward. People have been so conditioned by journalists that the forget this and go on the defensive for idiotic reasons.
When it goes too far, yes. Sex appeal is good when it’s there, but isn’t distracting (i.e, the women are simply attractive and sensibly dressed rather than looking like they walked out a porn shoot).
The dudebros of the 2000’s had shit taste in sex appeal and women too (they literally only liked airheaded bimbos and nothing else. There’s was no sense of class or nuance in what they coomed to.). The puritanical journalists are annoying c**ts, but the absolutely tasteless attempts at sex appeal is something from the 2000s that I don’t miss and I’m glad I’d gone (I’m also glad that “dudebro” culture in general is largely gone too). Attractive girls nowadays generally look better than attractive girls from back then.
This. Owning the libtards is not a valid reason for defending something that’s equally moronic and was heavily criticised even back then.
Thank you.
Like, I love the DOA girls' breasts but those Xtreme games are fricking embarrassing as video games.
I blame things like DOA extreme on the prevalent dudebro culture of the 2000s. There was a common stereotype circling around that time that all men cared about were breasts and nudity, so some companies leaned into that (except they were too pussy to go all the way because no one wants an X Rating on their product). coomers nowadays have much better pickings, and also much more variety. You have stuff that panders towards tomboys, thicc girls, every fetish under the sun and so on. Back in the 2000s meanwhile, your only option was vanilla T&A starring girls that looked like Britney Spears.
They were excellent vacation simulators. Srop being a homosexual.
Do you consider porn films to be real movies?
>girls playing volleyball in swimsuits
>porn
???????
Countless OVAs of Hitomi Tanaka bouncing on rubber balls and whatnot four an hour and a half still serve the same practical purpose. I know very few people who play those games for the volleyball and even fewer who are dumb enough to not understand what I'm saying.
So you're psychotic?
Yep, always been this way. Can't help it I'm afraid.
*adult videos, not OVA. I'm not fluent in weeb
anyway it's not porn but it's dumb and in the same niche as softcore porn for an audience that likes the sex appeal of the real game series.
It's not even softcore porn. There's no kissing or touching. The naughty bits are all tucked away. It's as pornographic as an exercise video.
So then I'll restate: would you consider an exercise video to be a film, proper? If you do, great. I don't really consider it to be one and by the same metric, I don't really consider DOA Xtreme to be a video game more than exploitation.
The ability to read is a really important skill you should probably possess if you intend to participate in a text-based imageboard.
>I don't really consider DOA Xtreme to be a video game more than exploitation.
Despite your opinion on the quality of a video game, that doesn't make it any less of an actual game.
You didn't actually play for the volleyball, the minigames or the "simulated vacation experience", did you?
back in the days of lingerie/victorias secret catalog
>The dudebros of the 2000’s had shit taste in sex appeal and women too (they literally only liked airheaded bimbos and nothing else. There’s was no sense of class or nuance in what they coomed to.
Please. That sounds no different than how things are now. Simps of today's taste are no better now than they were in the past. A simp is a simp.
So much this. Gamers always found sexualization to be off-putting. Thankfully the industry is in a much better, inclusive place atm.
Despite your sarcasm, a lot of these softcore porn games were the laughingstock of the industry for years.
Yeah by the same type of people wildly ranting about sexualization nowadays. No surprise there.
>So we can finally admit that sex appeal can be fricking stupid and off-putting?
lmao spoken like a true rightie.
I actually bought 3 copies thinking they were going to be some sort of collectors item years later. I was wrong.
>sex sells
?
Unironically I never rented this game as a kid because I thought it was just coombait and I didn't even know what coombait was at the time. I just wanted a regular BMX game
Based Dave Mirra asking to have absolutely nothing to do with this dumpster fire.
The early 2000s shit was all about being the result of marketing to that 8 year old boy in the 1980s. When he became a radical 90s teen they had bikini models, Lara Croft, and titillating ads alongside blood and guts in games like Mortal Kombat. In the 2000s he's a college kid who's going to buy porn, right?
Turns out even sex can't sell a shit game
>bmx triple-x?
>bee em ecks ecks ecks ecks ?
>bee em quadruple-x?
The second one
SHE WAS SEVENTEEN YEARS ELEVEN MONTHS AND THIRTY DAYS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
bought it, fapped to it, don't give a frick about bmx
never played it but i jerked it to the cover art in a game magazine
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
This is not a shitpost. This game sucks.
absolutely, but the game would have been garbage with or without the sex appeal
fyi if this was doa xxx it would be cult classic
How well did the tiddyball game sell, exactly?
590K - Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball (XB)
250K - Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (X360)
190K - Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 (All)
>not counting Paradise or the ftp game
Goes to show even Xtreme lost its touch over time
>are you sick of Turok games
>1997,98,99,00,02
uh never noticed they had 4 titles all 1 year within each other.
Was this coomer game any good?
Can I still fap to it in 2022?
I'm a ryonabro and the main girl is exactly my type, but I'm more into the gut punching/slapping/choke hold side of ryona. I also don't really get off when it's girl on girl
You still need to make a good game or people will just laugh instead of buy. This game sucks.