[Good News] Alan Wake 2 is the fastest selling Remedy game in recent history

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke go rich

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

        Let it go, Sweet Baby

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great to hear, too bad it's an Epic exclusive, could have sold better if it wasn't for that.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great game
    great studio that's doing their best work
    literally golden era remedy rn

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.3 million copies
    l m a o
    "fastest selling" is such a marketing cope word and doesn't mean shit when you don't even recoup you development cost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uhmmm but have you looked at the sales numbers
      dont care im still buying Control 2 day one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trump lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nazis lost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? The left and fascism is currently winning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theyre the baddies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I realize you're used to talentless massive studios for whatever slop you eat up normally, but Remedy makes their games on an AA budget.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being proud of consooming shit from a talentless small studio like Remedy isn't good either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least put some effort into your kvetching.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Being proud of consooming shit from a talentless small studio like Remedy isn't good either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fastest selling just means it sold more on the opening weekend than the others
      it's not like it matters, they can lie about it with impunity

      there's no way to verify it
      no one to question them about it
      no repercussion for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if it hit steam day one

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy remains the king of making GotY games no one buys

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino always wins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uhmmm but have you looked at the sales numbers
      dont care im still buying Control 2 day one

      it looks kino at least

      Please tell me there's a way to raise the camera. All these screenshots have the protag taking up 80%+ vertical space on screen. I loved Control, but even with Jesse taking up much less screen space it was still annoying especially with the OTS cam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why am i reading like every other day that this game is either one of Remedy's biggest successes or that it lost a ton of money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those two don't contradict each other

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fastest selling means flopping

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats easy when you make nothing else to even compare sales to

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >of recent history
    >they made 5 games in total
    So, it's selling faster than Control?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's such a success why is Sam selling his personal domain?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying figure out why I have zero desire to play this. I really liked the first but this one seems to have dialed up the tryhard wackiness that comes accross pretentious. It's just so offputting.
    I felt similar to Control. I wanted to like it so much but it came across tryhard as well and I stopped after a few hours.
    I think i just don't like nuRemedy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      certified slop enjoyer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're either a contrarian who can't acknowledge remedy's artistic growth or, considering you're on Ganker, possibly a closet racist. I'd be willing to wager its one of those two reasons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no the little marketer tourist is angry 🙁

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Max Payne 1 & 2 Remake in 2025
    >Sam will be part of Death Stranding 2
    >Control 2 in 2026
    >Alan Wake 3 and Control multiplayer spinoff in 2027
    yeah im thinking we won, Lakebros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He ate BB!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Backstabbing bastard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Max Payne 1 & 2 Remake in 2025
      >Winning
      Not without McCaffrey you don't.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In recent history
    >last game was 4 years ago
    bravo

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the next game will come early, Control 2 or some multiplayer stuff
    in 2028

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest selling
    >it took a good while for it to get 300k copies after hitting the humble number of 1 mil
    >number STILL wasn't updated
    Kek!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoysisters bought Black personman 2
      >Xcucks only play whats on WelfarePass
      >PCúcks pirate bcs EGS boogeyman
      it had no chance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Snoysisters bought Black personman 2
        I thought you were talking about alan wake 2 here tbh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dumbo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thought;past tense and past participle of think

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one would imagine since it went on sale the fastest too

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [Sad News] It still isn't profitable.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in other words it sold more than control

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was that even enough to pay for the massive industry wide shilling campaign they had last year at launch? I mean it's amazing how literally no one besides the industry's parasites ever talked about this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow this game wasn't a mainstream hit and popular among the normalhomosexuals who were too busy feasting on the Capeshit sequel and AssCreed Ubislop at the time
      >heh guess its bad 😀

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the only people talking about it are prostitutes that would sell their own flesh and blood for a couple of bucks, yeah that doesn't really inspire confidence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess anything can be true when you're a schizo.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks kino at least

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chuds malding hard

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake news. Only 2 people even played Alan Wake 1. Who would buy the crappy sequel?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not 70$
    >sells more
    wow so hard to follow

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joseph anderson liked it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >on bargain bin after just two months
    >still in need of shill bots on Twatter
    Yeah, Im sure its selling like hot cakes

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit game, only praised by shills

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paid shill thread

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Epic exclusive
    >the same launcher that buys copies of games en masse in exchange for exclusivity
    >selling millions

    Uh huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic doesn't literally buy a bunch of CD Keys to repay the devs for exclusivity, are you moronic? They buy CD Keys when they give a game out for free.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still can't bring myself to read the "opinion" of a paid shill. Sorry but not sorry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You post like a leftist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            trump lost

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm either sorry or happy for you. Not reading what you posted but I just noticed that you replied.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their exclusivity deals include "guaranteed x amount of sales" plus whatever they make on the EGS. It is 100% epic buying copies and counting them as sales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "guaranteed X amount of sales" is a safety net if the game FAILS to meet that threshold. It is not Sweeney fluffing the numbers to that point on day 0. It's Epic's way of acknowledging being on their store is a far cry from Steam. The money they pay for exclusivity upfront is not in the form of game sales. That would be similar to a 3rd party distributor buying X amount of copies of a game and the devs reporting it as sales which is fraud.
          https://gamerant.com/epic-games-store-exclusive-deal/
          They also have an alternative exclusivity deal where devs can get 100% of revenue from sales for the 6mo exclusivity period. We don't know if Remedy took that deal or the routine one.
          https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/23/23843018/epic-games-store-first-run-developers-revenue

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And now imagine those numbers if it was actually released on a storefront people used on PC. What a waste.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the insane marketing campaign it got, that's not a lot

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 2 SUCKED! There I said it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best FMV game I've seen since Night Trap

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [BREAKING NEWS] threads formatted like this should be rangebanned on sight

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your Mona remake

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne was their most profitable and one of their best sellers but instead they decided to go and make Alan Wake, Quantum Break and Control. Imagine how rich they could have been if they stuck with Payne

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >graphics advance to the point that games take 4 to 7 years to come out
    >less and less AAA games each year
    >constant best selling games
    It is obvious that not many people have a big pool to pick from so they are buying what they can. 90% of these games would not survive in the PS2 or PS360 era when AAA were constantly releasing stuff. Graphics doomed us.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is probably filled with bots
    https://twitter.com/MasteroftheTDS/status/1777563217725919444

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we banning the chat gpt generated threads? I heard kotaku is hiring you could apply there

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im supposed to be impressed that they sold their souls to epic?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[Good News]
    KYS

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