>good remaster of retro game. >stuck on some shitty arcade platform

>good remaster of retro game
>stuck on some shitty arcade platform
I'm mildly annoyed

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They might port it later. Rarely one platform is enough for todays devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normally yes, but as far as I can tell, the entire point of the "exa arcade" system is that these games are specifically exclusive to the platform. They keep the platform afloat solely on having exclusive games not available anywhere else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any hope for exa arcade emulation?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, those homosexuals are as rabbid as Nintendo.
          They sued MAME into removing DoDonPachi Saidaioujou from the romsets

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Edits the final boss into a fairy princess with a magic wand because the original Not!Luke Skywalker was dangerously close to a lawsuit
    Fricking lame!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the recent rereleases of the original do this too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean that I can understand; you do not wanna frick with The Mouse with it comes to copyrighted shit they own

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Tesse from Waku Waku 7, another Sunsoft game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not wearing a robot wearing a maid outfit, not Tesse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tesse sexxe

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have played this in our local Finnish arcade. Its nothing to write home about.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good remaster
    >good
    It's literally shit. Just play the original.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They aged up and sexified the girl too much. It just doesn't fit well when it's an adult woman instead of a kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay pedo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing I really don't understand, why the frick did they include fanservice on the funny green kirby game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sexified the girl
      Nice.
      >aged up
      It's fricking shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so weird how the arcade ending manages to convey everything worse than the original game's borderline slideshow
      >girl is sitting next to a TV dinner so you know she's not being treated TOO badly I guess?
      >the crystal doesn't crack slowly and shatter, it just vanishes
      >castle gets a red sky for one scene to imply bad things happening to it,no visible crumbling or anything
      >characters looking out the window ahead
      >credits roll over giant orange moon with Sunsoft logo instead of sprawling glittering city lights at night.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that single fraction of a second frame someone felt the need to create

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They knew exactly what they were doing and we love it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any time the girl is teleported to/from the other world, her clothes vanish for a frame so you can see her in her underwear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasnt she a kid in the OG?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She still is you pedo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erm?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even need a remaster?
    The original plays perfectly and is still extremely well done. The graphics and music are still top-notch.
    Play the goddam game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've already played it dozens of times. The remake would spice up my next playthrough a little.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's time to move on to another game.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >widescreen via cropping
    into the trash it goes

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