How did a visual novel get this much shit going wrong?
>Make the first version of the game and nearly complete it
>It's revealed that the lead writer made Harry Potter porn, so you scrap the entire thing
>On the side line some Gankerirgins decide to make a game using your characters
>They finish the game in about a year and you still don't have a demo out for the second version of your game
>Everyone loves the game made to mock you
>You release the demo and everyone makes fun of the game because they only way you could have made it worse is by making it a virus.
Anyway post shit from the demo of GVH. I wanna see just how bad it is.
Free canadian employment for another year.
On one hand it has to be pretty demoralizing to work on a VN that was literally cucked by community for free, but on the other they kind of deserved it.
The only thing more amusing would be if snoot game devs got their VN on consoles as well.
Let's be real, there was no possibility that any console was gonna allow Snoot Game. The game is far too tailored to Ganker (with some redditors also enjoying the game).
I'd be funny if Wani gets a console port, to i wouldn't want it to be potentially toned down for it to happen
Hatred is on the Nintendo Switch, I'd say anything is possible.
>look it up
>hes right
what the frick
Is there anything in Wani thus far that could even require that? Maybe we’ll see something in the full game that could, but right now the only thing I could see preventing it outside of Cavemanon just not wanting to do it is KO-OP themselves whining to platform owners about it being some ‘alt-right chud game’.
Is there actually a reason to make I Wani Hug That Gator a console game? Snoot game runs on potato laptops.
>Is there actually a reason to make I Wani Hug That Gator a console game?
Same reason DDLC eventually became a console game
I'm assuming IWHTG is free
Listen to Moe. He literally tells you to support fang, not try to fix her life.
>I'm assuming IWHTG is free
Base-game DDLC was free too
Then either they don't care, figure it won't be allowed, or some unforseen third option.
I actually offered to help them get it on consoles once, they didn't seem interested at the moment
They can't seriously publish it given they're already doing fair use parody for the character design.
Japanese doujin spirit doesn't extend to the US.
I'm talking about Wani.
If they didn't react with vitriol the whole snoot game situation, they could have spun it into a positive. Instead they lean onto Kotaku to make a bad faith article slandering Snoot Game, because how dare Ganker steal their thunder.
Heck Snoot Game is so well received that tumblr users unironically defend it and even make fanart for it. Even Twitter users defended the Snoot. The only people who are against it are the developers of GVH and people who don't play video games.
Honestly would've made for a funny media story if you think about it. An indie game studio competing to make a game with a bunch of anonymous loons about who makes the best use of a setting.
But of course it'd probably be some stupid copyright shit lawyers would just love to frick with, and the twitter mob would throw a fit over nonbinary erasure or some shit.
And that's a whole other layer of stupid over the whole thing, if you would've told me years ago that anons would be pining over a neon goth enby dinosaur I would've called you crazy. And yet this story hit people hard enough that they started bettering their lives.
>neon goth enby dinosaur
Don't give credence to their words and terms, just call her a goth dino and be done with it.
furshitters have a nice day
You're just jealous you didn't marry a goth dino girl.
>no dino wife
>no morning wing snuggles
>no awkward kisses
truly there is no god
We all truly live in the worst timeline, a punishment for past sins. The dinos all dodged the meteor by jumping at the right time in other universes. They all get dino GFs and when get nothing.
Keep seething, little b***h
The one and only good thing about this game is the autismo scene where Snoot says "It's time to... Assemble."
/v/irgins. It's time to... Assemble.
This looks so awkward
The entire game is like this. They even ruined my girl rosa.
Can you at least be an butthole to everyone? Might even give it a shot if that's the case.
Fang is kinda and butthole to people by default. Heres someone's heavily edited demo playthrough.
>oblivion music
it's always perfect
It's just so strange, for a small studio that seems to do it's own thing, you'd expect them to make things that have some passion behind them. GNOG was fine, this just looks like they didn't even try. It's almost as if they're creating something that they think someone else might like, with a heap of mismanagement thrown in.
As other people have pointed out GVHs current dev team seem to be comfortable getting government money in Canada, and they only have to work like 30 minutes a day.
>Ganker homiez did it for free
>make a choice
>character you're talking to doesn't acknowledge that you even said anything
why even bother
>Isn't flinging Mad Milk
i was waiting for oblivion music to kick in
See
this is the most low energy thing i've ever seen almost felt like i was being hypnotized.
Here's another one
thanks, i really need to sleep.
My favorite part is that the only one who has any emotional expression is Trish.
>In atrium surrounded by hundreds of other students
>Not a single crumb of background chatter/ambience
>a game created to make fun of your game will be remembered more fondly than your actual game
Uhh...this is satire, right guys? Some anons did a very poor voiceover to this on purpose, right? This isn't really their offcial VA work, right?
No this is the official in game dialogue. This was in the demo.
>70 dollars well spent.
This one gif from Snoot game is better than the entirety of GVH
I am just some random ESL but even I know you have to put a space after ellipsis, which apparently is rocket science for those professional progressive canadian “writers”.
Remember, Canadians speak French, and french is a language that causes severe brain trauma.
>It's revealed that the lead writer made Harry Potter porn, so you scrap the entire thing
......and what's wrong with that?
She didn't make harry potter porn, she made a kotaku article talking about harry potter porn, except it said porn used the models of the games based on the first movies where the actors where children, which for a lot of people is the same as CP
She also mentioned smoking weed in that article, so that's probably the bigger issue
literally nobody cares about smoking weed
So the entire reason the original version of GVH was erased and replaced with a worse version is being the intended audience is suffering from hyper moronation?
So it wasn’t even her porn and she just talked about it? What did she actually do wrong then? The whole CP thing is pretty stupid too
She wrote an article complaining about how there wasn't any good harry potter porn and then linked to some. On a kotaku article.
Getting cancelled is dumb but writing all that shit is really dumb. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes I suppose. Plus I feel zero sympathy for anyone who has written for Kotaku.
https://archive.fo/mPDRA
You've gotta see this to believe it. Who the frick thought putting this out there was a good idea?
>The other day, I called my friend and asked her if she would be down to watch a bunch of video game porn with me so I could write about it.
>I am blessed to have the kind of friends who would not only say yes to this kind of thing, but would actively plan a beer-and-porn evening where I could also snuggle up with her gigantic fluffy beast of a dog.
YJK
>Plus, my friend had been in porn herself, too. I wanted her expertise. And also to cuddle her dog.
>And also to cuddle her dog.
>cuddle her dog
the absolute state of journalism
>It's revealed that the lead writer made Harry Potter porn, so you scrap the entire thing
Why is that cause to get rid of her?
I just think Fang needs pubes and fat breasts.
While not as impactful as Katawa Shouju, I do love that Snoot Game essentially still proves that Anons are capable of getting together and making good shit when they want to.
Yes. But only through the power of wiener n waifus.
Through dick, unity.
anons are the most intelligent and talented people in the world. Kept demoralized and atomized by the surveillance state lest we accidentally renew real life into civilization
They look like Pokémon.
I thought this shit was advertised as a console seller a generation or something ago? How is this still not out?
It was advertised 3 years ago. They scraped the entirety game 2 years ago, fired the main writer, and only work 30 minute days from now own.
>and only work 30 minute days from now own
lol were does the 30 minute thing come from i've seen people mention it contantly.
I think it's closer to 2-4 hours each day. They are doing "anti crunch and anti stress" business practices. so nobody shows up to work till 2.
It was revealed right before the PS5 was announced, it was the same Sony event. But it was never meant to be a "system seller." Just a small, unambitious indie game. People liked the designs of the dino girls, that's the only reason it wasn't forgotten in a week.
is this the game that unironically ends with a school shooting?
It's a metaphor for the dinosaur extinction event, is it not?
Snoot game ends with a school shooting if you really frick up when playing the game. But you basically have to intentionally get that ending.
I love that it was added in for a laugh based off a piece of shitpost fanart.
basically the whole game was based off the initial fanart
that sounds pretty based and realistic in todays climate
You should be sympathetic to the anons that managed to get it without trying
Yeah, fair, it's not their fault they have no clue how to talk to people.
Stella was a prostitute that red herring'd us with the cables
The game literally tells you not to mess with the cables.why are you blaming Stella?
>Hey anon, would you like to look at my tarot card? It's all about how you shouldn't be neglectful to potentially harmful situations. Safety and caring is important after all. Well good luck out there
She's a moron that should've been aborted
I just realized. This game has 57 days before it's release date, and the game isn't even finished, let alone polished.
Does anyone have the snoot edit of the LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS image?
>locking content behind ending 1
>Locking content behind any bad end.
Do Canadians need localisers or something? Why the frick is it so awkward? Everything about it is low energy and I've never seen dialogue this bad. I thought tge point of this type of game was the story and dialogue? Is English their second language?
The voice "actors" are just some people with no voice acting experience & the voice director has to also be shoddy as hell if they think voice acting like that is even serviceable.