>Gordooon!

>Gordooon! You have to impregnate my daughter!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is Eli in 2020

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both his voice actor and the new model made Eli a full blown Black person, seriously what the frick he was a cool black guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fun trivia: Eli's face model was a homeless dude holding a "looking for work" sign at the side of the street near Valve HQ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like his sign worked then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he wearing Harvard sweater there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's wearing the same sweater in the OP, one of the episodes changed the model or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the new models so fricking much.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you have to admit its really hard to pop a boner when an old man has you at gunpoint to frick her daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Most of the guys I pointed managed to get hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        were they gay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't tell, I didn't ask.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "have sex"
    -dr kleiner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did he expect people to repopulate with (what I'm assuming are) very few resources?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they have teleporters and new alien tech, they'd be fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know how long the suppression fields have been active, but the longer they wait, the less fertile women are left. The remaining human bottleneck population would have to take advantage of the opportunity as fast as possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lamarr eating semen ever since the suppression field went down

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this somehow caused an outrage wtf is wrong with comic fans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, Joker raping Batgirl and then showing pics to Gordon was kinda extreme.
        Then again he is a criminal so what did people expect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He didnt rape her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Give me the quick rundown.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope more.
            He obviously did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I love gordon now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick i love capeshit now

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GORDON, wake yo HONKEY ass up. That butthole gone frickin' TOOK her man she's frickin' GONE man SON of a muthaFRICKlN' b***h with his muhfrickin' unforeseen BULL FRICKIN' SHIT I'II KILL THAT MO'FRICKIN ASS frickin HOLE Gordon I'llMUTHAFRICKlN KILL that Gilbert Gottfried lookin' ass muthaFRICKER you frickin HEAR ME you WHITE ASS b***h I'm COMIN fo yo ass you piece of SHIT you creepy FRICKIN'butthole me'n my boy Gordon we gon BREAK THIS MOFRICKIN' CROWBAR on yo pasty WHITE ASS YOU ain't mo'frickin' HEAR DIS SHIT you butthole?!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now get in the chamber, im not asking no more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >put it inside her just like the old man asked
      >turn around
      >the old man still pointing the gun at you

      >start thrusting
      >minutes go by
      >turn around
      >the old man still pointing the gun at you until you nut
      >will probably check himself you truly nutted and didn't faked it

      awkward gaming moment right there, I had to close the game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black and Asian Gordon, you're the last piece of the puzzle now get those pants down white boy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You remember my wife, Ching Chong Bing Bong?
    What did Valve meant by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bing chiling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bing chiling

      why did I laugh

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that.. is that a Black person? AIIIEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you see Eli Vance, tell him I said: NIG-

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather get sucked by a barnacle than to create another mutt in this dystopian world.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much HL2 threads, was HL3 announced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't all the chapters for Alyx release at once? We've known the ending hints at a continuation of Half Life for a long time now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >posted by a record label
          hmmmmmmmmmm
          this is for the soundtrack and 99% is about a new soundtrack release coming soon

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