Got pic related for free from a spoiled brat who threw it out after trying to build a "handheld retro gaming console".

Got pic related for free from a spoiled brat who threw it out after trying to build a "handheld retro gaming console". What are some shenanigans I can do with this?
>Raspberry Pi 1 Model B, made in 2012
>only 256 MB, current RPi OS chugs like a motherfricker

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > attach a solar cell and a battery
    > put it up on the roof
    > mine crypto
    free money lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ROI of 2400 years
      yeah sure buddy

      https://i.imgur.com/BsM5FWb.jpg

      Got pic related for free from a spoiled brat who threw it out after trying to build a "handheld retro gaming console". What are some shenanigans I can do with this?
      >Raspberry Pi 1 Model B, made in 2012
      >only 256 MB, current RPi OS chugs like a motherfricker

      >shenanigans
      plug like 10 wifi dongles into the USB (on a hub of course), shove it in a suitcase and use it to steal people's wifi passwords

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wifi dongles
        How's that supposed to work? Setting identical WiFi displayed name to capture inputted passwords?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Setting identical WiFi displayed name to capture inputted passwords?
          that works, i think
          typical application is capturing the WPA2 handshake and using offline GPU muscle to crack the password. KRACK also works sometimes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Setting identical WiFi displayed name to capture inputted passwords?
          that works, i think
          typical application is capturing the WPA2 handshake and using offline GPU muscle to crack the password. KRACK also works sometimes.

          you will need a wifi dongle that supports monitor mode and packet injection. ALFA has some good dongles with the atheros chipsets.
          there are automated applications in kali linux that will deauth clients and capture the hanshake that you need to crack to get the password

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pi 1
        Not very powerful. Either use it for learning robotics or something else that isn't very compute intensive but makes use of that GPIO port.
        Stupid uses that will only frustrate you include using it as a computer (a laptop someone gives you for free because it's too slow will be faster), an HTPC (an old laptop will work better), retro game emulation (use your PC, or one of those Bluetooth controllers with a bracket to hold a smartphone if you want a handheld), and anything else where a computer or phone could be used instead.

        >>ROI of 2400 years
        He got the raspi for free. If he already has the solar powered battery bank, the "investment" is $0.00, so even if this thing only generates a cent, it's still pure profit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless crypto tanks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            where have you been, anon
            its happening rn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If he already has the solar powered battery bank
          If.
          this is also assuming OP's time is worthless, an assumption which is pretty safe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            assuming a cheap solar battery powerful enough to sustain a raspberry is $40 from aliexpress, ROI drops down to 500 years
            Looking pretty good for OP

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    build a handheld retrogaming console

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >256MB of RAM
    >only
    you are the spoiled brat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are some good distros for ARM?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        buildroot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Void Linux. It's been running stable for half a year on my Pi 4.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dedicated troony distro
          >on the verge of death
          >ARM builds have been long forgotten ages ago and most packages have arch=x86_64 set so they are not provided for non x86 platforms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gentoo is great on ARM. On weak hardware you might need to need to cross-compile, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I counted recently, 128 without swap is not enough for LAMP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its enough for a DE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This board be like why would anyone need anymore than this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a nickel go get yourself something nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pi Zero has more RAM + muscle than that nugget. Not really that much you can do with it aside from basic CLI tasks, treating it as a souped up Arduino, or screwing around with it to figure out what works. Maybe creating an NCurses interface for 16 bit emulators might be a project? But who knows how much legwork that could take.

      Not really much point in something that's equivalent to a budget desktop in the early 2000's trying to run modern code 18 years older than it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Modern" code is bloat. You can still run a FTP server in less than 256 MB.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why didn't you tell the OP that you blazing homosexual? Be helpful for once.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Octoprint. I run it on the same model.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plex client or server

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >install kali linux
    >wait a bajillion years for shit to open
    >port scan your local coffee shops
    frick around and find out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >frick around and find out
      realistically who's going to murder you over a port scan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the big bad spooky glowies anon, aren't you afraid of them putting your ip address in a special list and doing jackshit nothing, until its too late?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Port scanning is legal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        says who?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's a pi 1. Throw it into the trash where it belongs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing away a computer that can still be used
      Your post belongs in the trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not knowing when to throw something In the trash is hoarder behavior.
        You can install dosbox on it or some old emulator or something. Assuming it has a gui. If it doesn't you can install icewm or something. That or just throw it in the trash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If OP cant use it, they could donate it to someone else who could use it. Computers shouldn't be thrown away when they become 'obsolete'.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even think you can run pihole on that
    Might as well do the brats plan and install a gameboy emulator on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Runs pihole perfectly.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Set up an open FTP for Ganker to use.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >set up a file server for feds to vomit CP at
      there's easier ways of going to prison

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We had one earlier, CommunityComputers I think it was. It had tons of great files but no files of the type you suggest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's an easy way to filter FTP requests that are fedbait?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All good practice starts by rangebanning CN and RU. Next you rangeban the entire South America and Africa. At this point things should be good.
            If you are still worried, you can allow upload to write only directory, and then check files before you manually move to readable directories.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dont forget eastern europe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are all those countries equally depraved?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                east of Oder river there is only miserable land of savages

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >9944
                their cybersecurity is below that of the US & EU, they are usually the source of compromised PCs and botnet entities

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > fedbait
              > CN and RU
              > South America and Africa
              sure

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need the RPi but is the brat still available?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from my city you sick frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, I refuse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >actually a pedo
          Get help, anon.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Install RISC OS if you are into retro computers or run a very light weight linux distro as a server

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RISC OS
      that sounds risky..

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can throw it into the garbage cause that's what it is.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can do a lot with it since it's powerful enough but it depends on your needs.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nginx
    php

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well i guess soneone could use it for iot.
    Like hook it up to the washing to the garage door and turn it on with your cellphone.
    But as a mini computer is not very good.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    connect it to speakers or an amp. set up network enabled mpd on it (optionally also set up network enabled pulseaudio or other audio service) then use it as a jukebox.

    PROTIP: for this even the original raspbian or a legacy version is good enough. Get a simple CLI only image if you can.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the rpi1 was not much more than proof of concept. cant handle shit in graphical desktop. just some meme stuff headless. the 4b or 400 is a little more usable.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've made a similar post last years... and i may i as well throw it into the trash because its been collecting dust in my shelf ever since... this first generation pis are awful

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old school wardriving.
    Get a wifi dongle, a gps module and hook them both up
    Then drive around town and log all networks you find, including their status (name, security if any, signal strength) and your gps position.
    Then plot this on a map.

    Not really useful, but a fun project for sure

    Other project is too get a cheap rtl-sdr, hook up to pi and track airplanes, which send their position and altitude on 1.2 GHz.
    Enough tutorials online on how to do this

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it back Jamal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jamal
      >interested in small, wacky SBCs
      yeah right

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can do nothing with a one lmao. they are almost useless.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2 V1 RPI one they run syncing piholes and one runs Tor too.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker irc server over tor

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built a plex media server with mine

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has a composite port so you could use it to display something to a crt as decoration. Maybe a gif or a slideshow. Eposvox has that on his set

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    install RISC OS and play some old games made for it

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pwnagotchi

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Install Pi-Hole. It's a network wide adblocker that runs a local DNS server, that when configured with any network, kills ads everywhere, including, not just in a browser, but in games, phone, apps, tablet, anything that's connected. And not just ads, but blocks trackers, spying services, etc. It is extremely light weight and designed to run on a raspberry pi.

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