Gotta smash em all

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE JOKE IS SEX!! LOLLLLOL
    SEX IS THE JOOOKEE!!! I GET IT HAHAHAHA
    SEXX!!! LOLOLLOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IT WAS THE SEX THOUGH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What were TPC even thinking?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me when The Weeknd sang about drugs and sex in the Kids' Choice Awards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      touch pokemon ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I GET IT
      No, I don't think you do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This song gave my grandad cancer due to how shit the song was and he died of it when the vaporeon started rapping.
      These reddit dwelling trannies need to go outside and join the 56% of chud suicides and yes the numbers did increase from 48%.

      Don’t bother listening to these discord bastards brcause they where a lost cause ever since their mother accidentally dropped them on their head to the concrete floor when they where just an ugly bastard of a baby.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my life is not a joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made by actual furry smut animators
      >the joke is "Le Sex0"
      You don't say?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the context of Pokémon these types of memes and videos have far reaching consequences. Not only in shifting perceptions but also building them up as well. Vaporeon is a perfect example.

      Take for example this video:

      Something that people don't realize is that Vaporeon is still less sexualized than both Sylveon and Umbreon. Umbreon in particular is the 4th most sexualized Pokémon. But for people, and in big thanks to memes, Vaporeon remains the front face of eeveelution sexualization. The person who made that video is probably not aware of that and simply going off what the general public sees.

      In truth the copypasta is very widespread that you find it acknowledged in big, open forums. No other Pokémon has that amount of meme clout. This in turn makes Vaporeon come in the fore front when it comes to Pokémon sexualization and it even helps it reach a more "normal" position. By this I mean that even in more general and tame spaces that status is acknowledged. For example being the most upvoted Pokémon in r/rule34 with over 2.4 million subscribers. Mind you the human characters decimate all the Pokémon but it's status is so strong that it can even flourish to some extend in that sort of environment. Smash or pass polls also show it doing pretty well which is an extension of that status.

      In short, yes, these videos play a crucial role in shaping up perception. Generally I think the copypasta gave a face to the already strong eeveelution presence as seen in polls, eeveelutions maintain consistency in these polls which shows it's been brewing for a while.

      But as much as these videos and memes reach the mainstream I still think pokephilia is something that viewed with caution. In general imageboards the human characters outperform all the Pokémon greatly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >125,000 smashes on Ninetales
        Goodness gracious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 9 update when?

        I predict:
        1. Meowscarada
        2. Sprigatito
        3. Sprigatito Evo
        4. Oinkologne
        5. Farigiraf
        6. Palafin
        7. Chien-Pao
        8. Miraidon
        9. Koraidon
        10.Cyclizar

        Last: Tinkaton

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do so many people want to fuck a fox

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can make this argument for literally any Pokemon

          Braixen has a lot of traits of an anime girl from obvious design inspirations to animations its had in the games and anime

          So at least its more justified then some other Pokemon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant Ninetales

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its cute, that's really it I'm sure

              I'd be lying if I said cute things didn't sucker me into liking them a lot as well

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its cute, that's really it I'm sure

              I'd be lying if I said cute things didn't sucker me into liking them a lot as well

              She was the original waifumon, newfags.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ninetales will always be my first love, but I also go for Sylveon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              foxes have always been a sex symbol, like rabbits
              fox and rabbit designs are almost always inherently baity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find associating sex with foxes and rabbits repulsive, but even I will admit Ninetales is an ideal waifu thanks to intelligence, ability to communicate psychically, and power as well as sleekness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the deciding factor, I feel.
                For a lot of Pokemon, they seem to lack the intelligence to be fully capable of consent.(Lopunny falls in this category, I feel)
                Something like Absol or Ninetales, however is notably intelligent, has a physicality equal or superior to that to a human, and is elegant looking to boot. Don't like feral shit, but were Pokemon real, I mean, I'd make an exception for those two.
                Needless to say, IRL zoofags get the rope.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My guess is that it's because it's based off of kitsune, the critters whose whole thing is that they go about fucking guys.
              That, and it's a rather aesthetically pleasing design.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is furret the only pokemon in these top 10s that ive jerked my gerk too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all those meganium smashes
        >barely any meganium porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fucking accent over the Y
    Furries once again proving they are both the dumbest and most obnoxious part of literally any fanbase

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its cause theres no "e" and they are trying to mimic the logo dumbass

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely embarrassing
    please rediscover the sense of shame that was stolen away from you by tiktok and twitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shame was a blight upon society

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please die furry moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame is for women and little boys. Imagine not doing whatever you want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a straight man with no honor or principles. Fucking barbarian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need to bring bullying back. At least 90's bullies that beat up freaks to normalhood or to kill themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >advocating being normal on Ganker of all places
        kek, based retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ngl looking around at other blueboards, Ganker is full of much more diverse audience than around 8 or 10 years ago

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Normies : haha did you know vaporeon... HAHAHAHA sex with magic animals!
    >Also normies : is that anime girl with the huge boobs 16 years old? You are literally a pedophile for watching this! Die scumbag!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon can consent, children can't go take your bad faith argument to tw*tter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon fail the Harkness test because they cannot speak, age of consent in most contries is 16. Cope dog fucker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw i cant fuck my wife because she is a mute

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mute people cannot communicate through sign language
            Your wife is either mute AND retarded or a child.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they fail the harkness test
          no they dont

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this bro is so mad at people laughing at him for his shit taste
          Point and laugh at this fag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            laughing at you instead LMAO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay kys save us the bullet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a shit about your stupid meme test named after some gay from Torchwood - I'll be the one who's getting raped anyways ;-p

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they cannot speak
          Psychic types. Also a meowth trained itself to speak so its literally possible.You lose.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All the ones that people want to fuck can

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pokemon aren't real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that is correct. Fucking sapient animals is weird, but pedos like you are so much worse it's not even comparable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >16 year old girl
        >pedo
        amerifat brainrot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most pokemon are animals or are heavily based on animals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most pokemon are heavily based
      fixed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on animals, like that one, which is based on a snake (an animal)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SOUL++ TAKE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, the joke is that we actually want fuck pokemon, holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chud meme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a real man, poltard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did I hit a nerve loser?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will you ever hunt in the wild? will you ever grow your own food? no?
              Tell me, how much of a man you would be sitting in your room shitposting in your phone for the ancestors? all of them would consider you a pathetic gay.
              Yeah, you hit my "nerve", just fine. lol, lmao even.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No1 cares

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be a real man, retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dilate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have done more physical jobs than most retards here
                The only ones dilating are you, soilent kids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one respects blue collar workers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and we should respect neets that spend their whole day shitposting on the internet? kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mald you blue collar poorfag cuck, go dig another ditch or fry in the sun on a roof again or whatever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The neet incel is mad because he knows he is less than a sack of feces
                my work here is done

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm none of that, you already confirmed what caliber of person you are, know your place blue collar poorfag uneducated loser

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I won't, suck my cock NEET LOSER

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit 4chan mindbroke you. you were called out for a chud meme so deal with it pussy cat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                none of the poltards will ever be real men
                they sit in their ass all day shitposting and "maybe" working in shit jobs that their ancestors would consider pathetic at best
                tl;dr pol is full of pussies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't being a RealMan™ illegal nowadays if you're white?

                >all those meganium smashes
                >barely any meganium porn

                >majority of Bayleaf smut is of an incestuous frenchfags fursona

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, sadly.

                And no, I think it stopped being the majority a while ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                at least he redeemed himself lately with those neat animations he makes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn't being a RealMan™ illegal nowadays if you're white?
                It's illegal for men of all color nowadays. White men tend to get most of the blame

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                none of the poltards will ever be real men
                they sit in their ass all day shitposting and "maybe" working in shit jobs that their ancestors would consider pathetic at best
                tl;dr pol is full of pussies

                >muh ancestors
                why does a bunch of dead peasants and cavemen matter?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                every one of them got laid, making you the weak link in thousands of years of evolutionairy progress.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >evolutionairy progress
                my greatgrandma didn't fuck monkeys like yours goy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You won't fuck anything. Shut up, genetic end.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                neither did Jesus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you now pretending you are a holy man? If you are american, you don't even go to church or pray. You are just a heathen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's your religion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just believe in God, I am not with any religion

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some 4chanACK's are beyond based tho

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who let you get off my dick and shitpost using my PC?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please die furry moron

      seethe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This shit is absolutely digusting. Zoophiles need to rope right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kys to save us the bullet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting freak.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kneel.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of lacking shame

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I am fuckin' an animal
    I'm fuckin' an animal
    I'm holding on the horns
    I'm fuckin' an animal
    I'm involved with porn
    I'm fuckin' an animal
    Sure is nice and warm in here
    I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
    I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
    I'm fuckin' an animal
    Oh, I'm a fucking queer
    I'm fuckin' an animal
    Didn't have to take her on a date
    Just had to stand here on a crate
    No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
    Just me and animal,
    Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
    Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
    With legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
    Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
    Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
    I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
    Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
    But now the animal is in pain!
    It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
    And now it's starting to rain
    But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
    Not proud of what I do I'm fuckin' an animal
    Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
    Cause you won't let me fuck you
    Animal!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you listen to the full version, some of the lines make no sense whatsoever.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if people are so adamant about fucking pokemon, then why don't they fuck objectmons like Magnemite and Electrode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they dont got holes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the video says gotta smash them ALL, and that includes the ones that supposedly don't have holes. Ditto can do it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gotta fuck the ones that just look like humans and some that dont because of epic memes isnt as catchy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint:

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The waffle house has found Its new host

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Feel bad, with you in here?
    Bae pleez…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post more Feraligatr x Ivysaur

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pokemon x pokemon is evil and against the tenants of God

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, whats evil is MPokemon x FHuman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            male pokemon in general are evil

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i hate you!!!!!!!!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agree! Male pokemon on female human art is disgusting and has no romance but the fetish of some cuckoid who needs to face the wall for his execution

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depends
              I've seen some impliedly female-audience art which I liked, and wasn't some cuck shit.
              Not my thing, granted, but still well-drawn, and rather sweet. Hard to find art that isn't y'know, so horny it feels kinda gross.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you could not have said anything more wrong in your entire life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like your god is a petty insufferable piece of shit then, ever thought of giving it a rape correction?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do I have to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You motherfucking wish that I would ever use chinese spyware

        Honestly, the most cringiest shit about this video is the Vaporeon. Vaporeon is the most forced pokephilia meme ever. At least pick a better looking Eevelution to fit the role, like Espeon or Glaceon.

        >le forsed maymay
        I want to fuck Vappy since at least 2005

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gotta smash em all
    >Water-type
    Wood Hammer? Wood Hammer.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Lycanroc

    nutshack

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it get on YouTube kids though?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Take this, you haters of furry baiting!"
    What the fuck does this even mean in context of the song. Does the writer not know what baiting is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anthromons and pokemon in general aren't actually furry, but they are bait for furries. People hate that they are furry bait. Thus him bringing a furry bait pokemon and having it outright fuck another pokemon into submission is his "Take this, you haters" moment where he crosses the line from bait to full blown furry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the most cringiest shit about this video is the Vaporeon. Vaporeon is the most forced pokephilia meme ever. At least pick a better looking Eevelution to fit the role, like Espeon or Glaceon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we get it, you hate fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Gankers fault. That retard was stupid enough to make his pasta on the day some plebbitor was browsing to repost for his shitty updoots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaporeon is genuinely ruined for me at this point this shit is too much
      Some say "dont let others ruin things for you" but what can I do when every content about Vaporeon now is the pokefucker meme and fetish art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and fetish art
        What kind of fetish art?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        remember when pokemon go came out and there was that video of a thousand people crossing the street to get a vaporeon. would be funny if posted now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don't. Got a link?

          Why do so many people want to fuck a fox

          You can blame Borne of Caution for that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaporeon is genuinely ruined for me at this point this shit is too much
      Some say "dont let others ruin things for you" but what can I do when every content about Vaporeon now is the pokefucker meme and fetish art

      This shit was never funny

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MEMES
    AND
    PORN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta introduce the youtuber armies to it early so when youtube dies they'll loyally follow to pornhub.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this should be hanged and shot. The pokephilia autism has reached critical mass to the point I cant even enjoy the vintage masterfully non autistic fetish art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fetish art
      >non autistic
      elaborate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you know. Inflation,scat,fat,hypermuscle,vore,off-model, etc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Inflation,scat,fat,hypermuscle,vore,off-model, etc
          >non autistic
          elaborate
          wouldn't have said anything if you said braps

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The silliest part of Ganker's reaction to this video is them pretending they're any different. It's cute actually, make any """"poke""""fucker thread on this board, and you get the exact same thing as this video.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point, this thread.

      [...]

      Ganker really does just hate looking into the mirror and seeing their own reflection.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hm/fP
        I sleep. . .

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the next step of admitting you're a major gay is complete

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's even worse than you can imagine…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not it. The issue here less about feeling attracted to pokémon and more about making a long ass unfunny joke about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically Ganker desires there more eastern art style than the janky tasteless west art with its cringy culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never japanese you will be

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the chalkeaters are actually good though, their song about Todd makes me kek everytime I listen to it

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will never not find it funny that Renamon is featured in this video

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokephilia somehow becoming mainstream was a mistake

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about the stupid pokefucker vs humanwomenfucker shit thats becomeing the new genwars on this board but,

    the production value of this music video is really good. Cringe normy meme song, but the scene in the gym is great looking

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://i.imgur.com/3x2zGSg.jpg


    Waiting for the uncensored video

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The uncensored scenes have been out. They don't show anything. No tits, no pussy/dick, nothing. One is the Ankha "dance" and another is Primarina just being smacked with a stick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That uncensored gardevoir feels wrong.

      Lopunny tho...

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The normies killed a fun thing yet again, colour me surprised

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Markiplilier for making this mainstream.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kids are done with it already, it's just YouTubers trying to bring it back for a week for a quick buck because God forbid they get real jobs.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God almighty would you two shut up I just want to talk about fucking Ninetales

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is only a handful of pokemon I'd smash.
    There is only one I'd impregnate.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2.8 million views
    what's this fucked up world we are living in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A better one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one where you're coping and seething

        [...]
        this too

        >Normies getting into zoophilia
        >A better world
        To each their own

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pokemon aren't animals clownshow

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Zoophile

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and?

              Blame Markiplilier for making this mainstream.

              I'd also blame his furshit bro for it too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least he went for Lapras.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even 90% as a meme, he has far better taste than discord era Ganker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Normies getting into xenophilia

          Pretty based ya

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women being devalued on their own into moron/paki cock-receptables by garden gnome brainwashing
          Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one where you're coping and seething

      A better one

      this too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any decently done animation on youtube attracts views like flies on shit. pokemon is forever relevant too, so bonus points for that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s this thread about exactly? I’ve started reading from the bottom and I cbf reading everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayry normalized, chudism normalized, zoophilia normalized, next is incest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't put his sister to the test

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >next is incest
        >non-Alabamian detected
        KWAB!

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me what this thread is about? I cbf reading it your opinions don’t matter to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to have originated as a discussion of the video in the OP, a parody song meant to poke fun at/ talk about the large amount of people sexually attracted to Pokemon.
      It would seem that, due to its perceivedly obnoxious tone, the general consensus is that it's not great.
      Over time, the thread has developed into a discussion of Pokephilia as a whole; namely, its rise in popularity, and the possible reasons behind it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. What is pokephilia and what do you mean they’re sexually attracted? Like what do they want to do to the Pokémon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pokephilia is a blanket term for people who, well, are sexually attracted to pokemon.
          It's used because, due to the diversity of pokemon, it's difficult to use one pre-existing title to define them.
          Some are, I don't know, xenophiles, because they're attracted to things like Hatterene, Froslass and Gardevoir.
          Some are furries (Or hmofa enjoyers or whatever they want to call themselves nowadays). This is because they're attracted to anthropomorphic designs, like Zoroark, Meowscarada, or Lucario.
          Some are dogfuckers/zoophiles, because, well- you bloody guess why.
          Some are... I don't even know what to call them, because they're attracted to designs like Muk or Gholdengo.
          Attraction is nearly always sexual, though, as one might gather from the various Ganker generals devoted to certain Pokemon, some exhibit romantic (Wholesome seems the wrong word) tendencies towards their chosen waifumon.
          Further reading: https://youtu.be/hNqtfFXq00k

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I still don’t fully understand, what would you do to the Pokémon sexually and how?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon can breed with each other (it's even an in-game mechanic), so it stands to reason that they have sexual organs (most, anyway)
              If mons have vaginas, you should be able to have sex with em

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re saying they want to stick their dicks in Pokémon? Like they’re dogs or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It depends on the mon. The ones that look like dogs? I guess so
                I'm not into those, but I like Gardevoir cause it's more humanoid and feminine looking. Does Gardevoir look a dog? I don't think it does at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gardevoir looks like an alien or angelic being. If it were in another franchise (lke digimon, smt or yugioh) making it your waifu wouldn't be weird .

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you asking me to detail my sexual Pokémon fantasies to you?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking cringe

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the chorus is really catchy though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it is

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