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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another bethesda RPG, 15 hours in you'll realize you've seen everything the game has to offer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you will continue to play it for another 300 hours.
      Then once mods are developed, you will play it for another 800 hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dropped Skyrim at around 20 hour mark because it hit me just how shallow the game is, same with FO4, same with Starfield

        The best moment I had with Skyrim was when I downloaded a porn mod and jerked off to a naked female bandit, then I uninstalled the game and the mods forever

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I dropped Skyrim at around 20 hour mark because it hit me just how shallow the game is
          Same. I just decided to do the main the main quest and was finished in like 30 minutes.

          I felt incredibly dumb for derping around for 20 hours, because it didn't actually affect the world in any way. Skyrim is incredibly shallow and probably the most overrated game in history.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            same
            i also did the same with both nu-zeldas

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where can I get an actually good futa mod?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon if you didnt even get to use an obscene enchanted iron dagger or spoon than you never really played skyrim
          you played a demo

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like everyone chose to forget Fallout 4 and 76

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or skyrim
      or everything bethesda has made in the past 15 years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or skyrim
      or everything bethesda has made in the past 15 years

      Fallout 4 and especially Skyrim are kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish death upon you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason we didn't forget about 4 and 76 is because they are so bad that they make for good meme material.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play 76, but I played a TON of Fallout 4 and I enjoyed it.
      I know i'm going to enjoy Starfield even more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how everyone likes to just call them bad and parrot 4-year old youtuber opinions.
      Ganker doesn't play games
      as per usual
      So begone, sony boy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And skyrim, and fallout 3, the company hasn't made anything good since Morrowind, and mediocre since oblivion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off obsidian troony

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each planet will be the size of the skyrim landmass itself. Holy smokes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1000x more walking around empty barren fields, sign me the frick up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow just like real planets and every other space game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      each planet will be as procedural garbage as no man sky. 5 types of fauna, enemies and minerals with copy paste enemy bases everywhere. nobody is going to handcraft all that shit moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source on that?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Land vehicles first dlc

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See that moon? You can fly there.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See that moon?
    >That's right.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its like they took the empty space between points of interest in fallout 4 and made it a whole game

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 3 Portable

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loading screen
    >loading screen 2
    Ahhh yes... "exploration"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just cutting out the boring travel times, you better thank Todd for that convenience

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fricking spamming, subhuman jeet shills

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if it's good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "It's a bethesda game through and through", Todd literally said that himself, it's going to be a 7/10 experience and you'll delude yourself into thinking it's a masterpiece

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's going to be a 7/10 experience
        That's incredibly good for me considering the mods that will come out and the very unique type of game it is, with its only competitor being the 5/10 NMS

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 planets
    >procedural, no real work required
    >still less variety than even in our own solar system
    Will there be 500mph winds? Tidally locked worlds in perpetual dusk? Will there be acid raid? Will there be hydrocarbon lakes? Will it rain diamonds? Will there be massive continent splitting erruptions of ice? Will there be lunar dust tidal waves caused by static electricity where the ground starts floating at the the fornt of the sunrise? Will there be 300 mile tall storms capable of stripping skin from bone?
    NO? Todd really? No? So it won't even be as varied as our own solar system?

    So you're saying you just built an entire galaxy of planets based solely on various biomes you can actually just find on earth? And that there wont be seamless planetary landing? Really todd? So it's really just another open world game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no other developer is held to the standard. Toddhaters are delusional.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Man's Sky does at least half of what he listed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a general lack of vision and imagination that permeates through all of the available promotional material.
        they simply fail to realize what makes space cool.
        you'll note that despite claiming to be nasa inspired, the space ships are all organized like airplanes rather than ships designed for zero G, ignoring the coolest part of nasa design, the balancing of space constraints with the ability to use every available surface without relation to a source of gravity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >despite claiming to be nasa inspired, the space ships are all organized like airplanes rather than ships designed for zero G
          you mean like a space shuttle, you know, something designed for both atmospheric landings and vacuum flight?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >vacuum flight
            There are limits to being dumb, you know.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a piece of shit, US truly is not just in decline, but in its death throes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well first of all the space shuttle is oriented for vertical usage(because that's the way it starts and how the crew get in)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying space shuttle doesn't use almost all available surfaces and looks like the inside of an MRI room at the hospital like the starfield "asthetic"
            wrong again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >procedural, no real work required
      Is this what morons actually think?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      See all that would actually be interesting and thats not what Bethesda does.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That all sounds cool conseptually, but gameplay wise it all amounts to ship and or suit upgrades to make all at not matter at all.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emil tier story.
    No.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a fricking cartoon. frick microsoft.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, a lot of NASA photos look like cartoons too, we're just not used to seeing shit like that.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like you're actually on a moon already, not a planet. He says "orbiting the planet" he must be talking about the planet in the backdrop, along with the moon you're on which is also orbiting it.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see that alien? You can frick it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a space crab the other day. Horrible creatures.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard any news from the other planets?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah, frick the main quest and exploring these barren planets, I'm just going to be a space pirate raider!
    >5 of the least inspired fetch and kill quests later
    Oh shit I'm the space pirate king now!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a huge problem with nu-bethesda games for me, nothing feels like you earn it, everything is given to you on a silver platter, it makes trying to roleplay so damn shallow because the entire universe is rigged in your favor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. I’m hyped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you b***hes come in here and lie?
      We know that you won't end up as the space pirate leader, we also know that you can join them and report to another faction to take them down

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lighting system is disgusting.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure that will be the marketing next year.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope there's a Timothy Chalamet look-alike npc :3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you suck Todd's dick, homosexual

  24. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    LEAKED image from Todds personal computer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, corporate wall of text- sama...I kneel yet again...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Todd
      >apologizing
      He will meme about it in the next presentation and then ask you to kneel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as my first act as president i am making it mandatory for every american citizen to buy every bethesda game

  25. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    I hope you like steak, Starfield shills!

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL this looks like shit

    PS3 game graphics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if by that you mean soul than yes

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's special about Starfield again?
    Didn't Warframe Empyrean do all this already

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 planets
    >0 seemingless transitions
    lmao

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope there's an Event Horizon ship you have to explore and a quest where you restart a solar system's dying star

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replying to an obvious marketer thread
    your fault

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but there's nothing on it and nothing to do here. like i would walk over to that crystal formation and as soon as i find out there's no way to interact with it, i would immediately leave the planet and go to whatever that is in the background but it looks like a gas planet and you can't land on it.

    why does anyone want to play this? what the frick do you do on these planets?? you people really want to do this 1000 times in a row?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that stars are just ignited gas giants? like if Jupiter had more gas to collect it would have become a star?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like if Jupiter had more gas to collect it would have become a star?
      Well yes, but it was never going to have that much, Jupiter is just the leftover scraps of the Sun, like the other planets in our system. Only isolated gas giants can be called failed stars.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw israelites will be shilling this game here for the next 20 years

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