GOTY 2023 just dropped

GOTY 2023 just dropped

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you can't just stream our game making it successful and popular
    Autism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he went back on that. Absolute dipshit though. No idea whats in the water over in japan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo you can't just stream our game making it successful and popular
        Autism.

        ?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          chuubas start playing the watermelon game, the game explodes in popularity and becomes more mainstream, the developers come and say something along the lines of "you can't stream the game anymore, streaming this game is prohibited" or some shit, chuubas take that as a personal insult and move to another similar game but made specifically for them to play, the developer panics and says "h-haha i-it was just a prank bro you can keep streaming the game" but by then all the chuubas moved to the fan game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he said you couldnt clip it, then went back on it due to backlash.
            Japs are truly a special breed of stupid, you got this MASSIVE fricking hit, a game that's been on the shop for 2 years, and your autism almost fricks it up.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Almost? From that other post it sounds like it's already over for them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Na its sitll being streamed and he just dropped a halloween patch for it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the actual english translation alongside chinese and the other chinese.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the frick is a chuuba

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but by then all the chuubas moved to the fan game
            What's the fan game?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too late now, everyone took the warning and fricked off to the toober version

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's that?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not on steam

    mobile shit then who cares frick you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its on my gameboy

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOTY 2023 just dropped
    >it's Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (No-Tilt Patch)

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen some guy named Hibaru who I subscribed to on YouTube for Pokémon stuff play through this game. Seems like it is getting pretty popular outside of Japan; do we have a new Tetris on our hands?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its 2048 with physics. Its brutal but fun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has nowhere near the depth or excitement of Tetris. It's just 2048 with physics. Once you know how to solve it, it becomes less fun.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It‘s literally a worse 2048

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a mobile game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am i supposed to think thats a bad thing

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo exclusive
    It's shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a free browser game but you can buy an app/switch version if you want to

      [...]
      ?

      this game has become a twitch meme with streamers playing it during queues. i saw one girl try it and she ended up maining it until 3 AM unintentionally

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the original is the switch one tho

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok, don't care

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOTY is either Totk, Mario Wonder or Suika game
    Swtich bros, this year GOTY is secured

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot HiFi Rush, Pizza Tower, AC6, and Lies of P. How many of those are on a nintendo console?

      Too late now, everyone took the warning and fricked off to the toober version

      I hate the mouse controls and the slight difference in physics and scoring makes the purist autismo in me screech. That being said:
      Ludwig version will have pvp
      Bijou version already is showing several different maps (ie instead of the default tall boy its a shallow short one, or one where you play on a slant, etc) and looks like one of the most polished rips of the game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Starfield

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slopfield

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and Starfield

        >all that slop
        >GOTY
        maybe Pizza tower has a pass but still kys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lies of P
        absolutely
        >HiFi Rush
        not as fun as it could be + main girl is fricking dyke so no

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jank physics.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is mad at some baby game now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a score attack game. Jesus, you dont even know what score attacking puzzle games are?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker gets mad at anything that's on Nintendo platforms and not PlayStation.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally an anon with good taste

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dekopon dekopon.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kuso game
    >has an algorithm to spawn the worst fruits at the worst time
    >inconsistent physics

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://ferdyslab.itch.io/suika-combination
    Better version.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectivey, you can headpat the girls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup! Best game!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectivey, you can headpat the girls.

      post scores? first attempt

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will tomorrow probably, still trying to finish work, fricking wish it didn't rain today so I don't fall off a roof and die.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just got the big b***h on my first attempt too. Kinda boring

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this game just doesn't end

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            just ended at 30k points
            the game went on for way too long and I didn't even select "endless mode"
            2/10 because the girls were cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually is way better.
      Fricking Touhou fans.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering it's actually a video game, it probably should win the 2023 GOTY by default. Especially since games like Pizza Tower, Gravity Circuit and HiFi Rush don't have a shit in the septic tank to get it anyway.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what are the best versions of this game for PC and mobile, haven't seen anything yet that comes close to the switch version

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, so far I haven't found one as good as the switch version of Suika. Most of the parody versions have far worse physics, like the Touhou version posted above the objects hardly move, and it takes a really long time before your choices start to feel like they matter. Meanwhile in Suika game a misplaced fruit early on feels like something I need to fix ASAP because it'll get in the way later on, and you get the fun of rolling pieces around or trying to shove a cherry in somewhere to push another fruit somewhere else. Or in the Botan one the objects are just way too bouncy and so there's little predictability and it's far to forgiving because they'll just bounce around until they combine.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just
    It's from 2021, you dumbass
    same reason it's on everyone's mouth nowadays- some eceleb (in this case -may Allah forgive me- vt*bers frok Japan) streaming it this year and gettimg traction from that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Released yesterday in the US
      And if Among Us (2018) can win GOTY awards for being relevant in 2020 then release date doesn't even matter anymore.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh...
    meiraballs???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not the thread for that anon. Not that it should be acceptable to ritualpost in any thread.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm highly disappointed in fangame creators

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I wish I was into KR when Gaim was running. I would have loved a belt.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Halloween mode's cloud doesn't change its face when you pause
    SOVLLESS

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le wacky physics game where the le wacky physics randomly launch your fruit above the line with no agency so you can get a wacky clip for your streaming audience
    not for me

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2048 but with ball dropping

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the only new game I've played this year is holocure and now that I think about it I'm pretty sure even that came out in 2022
    otherwise like 90% of my gaming time in 2023 has been spent on TF2, Magic Arena and fricking mobile solitaire
    It's not even that I can't get into new games anymore (if I had to pick a GOTY based purely on "stuff I played this year" and not "stuff that came out this year" I'd probably go with kuru kuru kururin) I just can't get into *new* games
    and it's a very new phenomenon since even last year I was still playing stuff like neon white and cult of the lamb just fine

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